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[00:00:00] Speaker A: Time. That's why I'm trying to get you out of my way Even though you look real good from behind I'm trying to see what's in your mind See, I'm gonna say the sheep these be thanking. I'm talking about them peas in the pot Peas in the pot, Peas in the podcast. I'm talking about them peas in the pot, Peas in the pile.
Came from Jay with the broadcast live
[00:00:21] Speaker B: on Facebook
[00:00:23] Speaker A: posted below.
Got my little co host, y' all here outside of me. We missing one, but, you know, she got Mexican to do.
She got Mexican to do. You know what I'm saying? So we back. We back outside, man. What's happening? How everybody doing? Hey, I got my boy L in the back with his legs. He's scared to take a shot.
Yusuf was heading.
[00:00:46] Speaker B: What's happening?
[00:00:49] Speaker A: Hey, man, you know what I'm saying?
I had something to say.
[00:00:55] Speaker C: Going to say nothing.
You ain't going to say nothing. Why?
[00:00:58] Speaker A: Chill, relax.
[00:00:59] Speaker C: I'm just.
Just asking.
[00:01:01] Speaker A: Just relax. Take a shot.
You take a shot?
[00:01:04] Speaker B: Just did.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: No, I said take. I did, too. Here come another one, E. We but. All right, man. Happy Tuesday, man. So glad y' all back joining us. You feel me? Hopefully we can chop it up by song.
Did you make my cat something? I told you to, big bro.
[00:01:23] Speaker C: Talking about fat people.
[00:01:24] Speaker B: Oh, I didn't. I didn't put that.
[00:01:26] Speaker C: He didn't put that in there.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: I didn't put that in there. Why y' all don't like fat people, man?
What's up?
[00:01:32] Speaker C: Like, what's really the issue? Like, what's really the problem?
[00:01:36] Speaker A: Like, love calling me fat.
[00:01:38] Speaker C: The girls, too. You like that fat ass bitch. You love that fat ass bitch.
[00:01:42] Speaker A: Why?
[00:01:42] Speaker C: What's the problem?
[00:01:43] Speaker A: It definitely don't stop nothing.
Okay. Still be going on. You in shape. Poor ass.
Be worrying about the wrong. You like that fat ass. And she do. I come over here, looking nice, smelling nice, driving nice.
[00:02:03] Speaker C: I feel like. I don't know. People just be mad at the wrong. For real.
[00:02:06] Speaker A: Like, mine. What's happening?
Yeah, they definitely be wrong for the wrong. Yes.
[00:02:12] Speaker C: And it's just weird. Like, it's just weird. I don't understand it.
[00:02:16] Speaker A: I ain't gonna say, you know, like, this might be my last year being fat. I don't know.
I don't know.
[00:02:23] Speaker C: That's some real shit to say, though.
[00:02:24] Speaker A: Like, I be having fun.
[00:02:27] Speaker C: I don't know yet. I'm not sure.
[00:02:29] Speaker A: I be having fun. Like, it don't stop nothing for me. I ain't never walk up on no girl. And she like, oh, get your fat ass out.
[00:02:34] Speaker C: Okay, okay.
[00:02:36] Speaker A: Like this shit going on. Cause I got something else that fat for too.
Okay? Fat papa.
You know what I'm saying? That motherfucker get like that. But
[00:02:51] Speaker C: weight ain't never been an issue.
[00:02:53] Speaker A: I mean, really be saying that.
[00:02:55] Speaker C: Never.
[00:02:55] Speaker A: Girls like you like that fat ass nigga, why you. So why make you insecure? Like, am I not supposed to get some pussy cause I'm fat and I
[00:03:02] Speaker C: feel the same thing for like my plus size girls like, they always say like, damn, y' all be so mad at us because. Because your like my fat ass. And it's just like, how you. Why you mad at her?
[00:03:10] Speaker A: I'm gonna make it hard for her to say no to my fat ass anyway. Cause I'm coming up in that.
[00:03:15] Speaker C: Then they automatically assume just because a fine with somebody that's big or a fine girl is with somebody that's big. Like, is there some type of transaction there? Like there's some type of payment.
[00:03:24] Speaker A: Like it is. I'm still paying some shit she ain't paying for. That's another reason why I make it easy. You know what I'm saying?
[00:03:31] Speaker C: Like, no, but they be feeling like big girls be paying these. Like they say that on. On a.
On a daily thing, like that's a regular insult. They try to put out there. Like, oh, y' all be paying niggas. Like, you think big bitches be paying niggas?
[00:03:43] Speaker A: Big girls got some good. Got some good coochie.
I grown to appreciate big girls like the older I get. You know what I'm saying? Like, not too, too big.
[00:03:53] Speaker C: I mean, yeah, like, you know, but you know, shit, even the people on My 600 Pound Life, they got a nigga like now this. No, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Just like how the bitches always be having something to say. They got niggas too. Where your nigga at? You ain't never got a N like you.
[00:04:07] Speaker A: I don't know, it be the side pieces with the most to say now. You know what I'm saying?
[00:04:11] Speaker C: Always.
Always.
[00:04:12] Speaker A: Can't even keep a nigga.
You can't get to six months, three months.
I know even quicker. I know a bitch that been in 12 relationships since last year.
[00:04:24] Speaker B: My Darius said, ain't nothing like a clean bbw.
[00:04:28] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:04:28] Speaker A: You hear me?
You hear me? Hey, boy.
[00:04:31] Speaker C: And nine times out of ten, she gonna be able to cook.
She always gonna smell good. I ain't never heard a big girl that don't Smell good.
[00:04:37] Speaker A: Her lips always gonna be glossy.
They don't miss that lip gloss.
You feel me? They don't miss that lip gloss. No, definitely.
I love it. I love it.
[00:04:50] Speaker C: You say you love it.
[00:04:52] Speaker A: I like women in all shapes and sizes, you know what I'm saying? I like big asses.
I like petite. Shit, I love some petite. Then be the ones y' all get mad about, you know? But I'm trying to figure out, like, what would be the, like, purpose of
[00:05:09] Speaker C: getting mad about being, you know, I'm
[00:05:10] Speaker A: saying her with the fat.
[00:05:12] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:05:12] Speaker A: I wouldn't even be worrying about who she anyway, you know?
[00:05:16] Speaker C: Be tender, you think?
[00:05:17] Speaker A: Be like. You think fat?
[00:05:19] Speaker C: Be like, why she with that skinny ass?
Or like, do you think big? Be like, why he with that skinny ass? I don't see. We don't care.
[00:05:26] Speaker A: I don't see. I don't see them. I don't see the fat boys driving them girls cars and living off them girls. It'd always be you in shape who just got the dick.
That's all you got dick.
You in shape.
[00:05:38] Speaker C: In shape, like, forever.
[00:05:41] Speaker A: I don't see the fat boys on the block forever. Them be getting money.
You know what I'm saying? Be smelling good. It be you. You tank top niggas, you.
You know, you sticks and bones may break by bones, you feel me? Like, it don't be us.
[00:05:55] Speaker C: Not all of y'. All. Not all of y'. All.
[00:05:57] Speaker A: I mean, it's probably like two fat niggas that be.
Ain't on their.
[00:06:02] Speaker C: Just two.
Probably might be three.
Let's add one more. Just. It might be three.
[00:06:07] Speaker A: I'm top two, so it don't even be mattering to me.
I ain't number two either.
Yeah. Ain't over 200 with me, boy. I promise you. You said, I don't think so. I don't think so.
Yusuf, you ain't say nothing yet.
[00:06:23] Speaker B: Yep, I'm.
Y' all got it.
[00:06:27] Speaker A: Oh, my bad, bro.
[00:06:28] Speaker C: He said we got it.
[00:06:29] Speaker B: At this point, y' all got it.
[00:06:30] Speaker C: Oh, you don't have to deal with it.
[00:06:33] Speaker A: What are your questions that you're not using?
[00:06:35] Speaker C: I just pulled them out.
[00:06:36] Speaker A: There you go.
[00:06:39] Speaker C: Oh, no.
Okay. So I was gonna say it's mainly the people who've never met you in person. Like, they always going off a hearsay, like, oh, I heard such and such. And they just kind of get their own perspective from that. And I just feel like anybody who can talk about somebody, never met a person, never had a conversation with, like, you're a hater like you're a supreme hater. Like it's something in your soul, in your spirit, that's just evil. And you just feel like you. You gotta talk about the next person or you have to say something out your mouth about a you don't know nothing about. Like how you hate a you've never met, how you meet, how you hate a that you never spoke to.
[00:07:14] Speaker A: Like, that'd be these niggas too.
[00:07:16] Speaker C: Like, I don't understand that. I don't get it, cuz.
[00:07:19] Speaker A: The coochie she gave you, she didn't get me that made me act like that.
I'm just saying. But y', all, these niggas be. These niggas be listening to all the little stories your ex be done telling, and all of a sudden he's super. He got to put his cape on. He don't like you either. He'll never do that to you again. If the gave me a chance, yes, I would. I'd do it five more times.
[00:07:40] Speaker C: Five? Five is.
[00:07:42] Speaker A: Five is like, what you gonna do over there other than mind your business?
[00:07:49] Speaker C: Don't do that. Don't mind their business no more. That'd be the main problem.
[00:07:52] Speaker A: I'm the that mind the out his business. I ain't got nothing to do with what y' all be having going on.
It'd be too much going on too.
[00:07:59] Speaker C: It'd be way too much going on.
[00:08:03] Speaker A: But you know, I'm trying to get married.
[00:08:06] Speaker C: Okay, so in the next five years, do you see yourself getting married or you think that's too soon?
[00:08:10] Speaker A: Yes, probably sooner than that.
[00:08:13] Speaker C: Really? Sooner than five years?
[00:08:14] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure.
[00:08:16] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:08:16] Speaker A: Might be 35. It ain't gonna take me to 39
[00:08:18] Speaker C: to buy more kids, though.
[00:08:19] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:08:20] Speaker C: How many more kids do you want?
[00:08:21] Speaker A: I just want a little girl.
[00:08:22] Speaker C: So what if you. Like, you gonna keep trying until you get a little girl?
[00:08:25] Speaker A: I'm gonna keep trying.
[00:08:25] Speaker C: Okay. That's what I'm saying. Like, so what? Like, what's your limit if you don't get a girl?
[00:08:28] Speaker A: Two max.
[00:08:30] Speaker C: Okay, Okay.
[00:08:31] Speaker A: I only got one.
[00:08:32] Speaker C: I know. So what if you try again and you have a boy and you.
[00:08:34] Speaker A: You don't.
[00:08:34] Speaker C: You wouldn't try one more time?
[00:08:35] Speaker A: That's what I said. Two max.
[00:08:36] Speaker C: Okay, okay. Two more. Okay.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: Two more times.
[00:08:38] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:08:38] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. If I got three boys, that's it. Ain't getting nothing else about it.
[00:08:42] Speaker C: I feel like five years.
[00:08:43] Speaker A: Yeah, like, and you got about two, three years left to try on that. I'm already about to be 34. A about to be 37, pumping out no goddamn kids out this bitch.
[00:08:51] Speaker C: I mean, that's not that old, though.
[00:08:52] Speaker A: Yes, it is.
[00:08:53] Speaker C: You.
[00:08:54] Speaker A: You could be 47 with the 10 year old.
[00:08:56] Speaker C: Ooh. I. I mean, well, I mean, you
[00:09:00] Speaker A: going to be old as at high school.
[00:09:01] Speaker C: Ain't nothing wrong with that, though.
[00:09:03] Speaker A: High school graduation. You're going to be old.
Yeah, very.
[00:09:08] Speaker C: Almost 60. Oh, I didn't think about that.
[00:09:10] Speaker A: Everybody take a shot, man.
[00:09:12] Speaker C: All right.
[00:09:12] Speaker A: If you got some liquor.
What'd you say?
What do you say?
[00:09:19] Speaker C: No, I said I would have to pour a shot. That's what I said. Okay.
[00:09:24] Speaker B: Hello over here. Popping that Sprite.
[00:09:26] Speaker C: That's what I heard over there. Oh, my God, you in that Sprite?
[00:09:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Get a cup, bro. You could take a teaspoon of that or something strong.
What?
[00:09:35] Speaker C: The Sprite, please.
[00:09:36] Speaker A: Look at Gabriella. Gabriella, what's happening?
[00:09:38] Speaker C: Gabby in there.
[00:09:39] Speaker A: Her lady, Gabby? Please. She doing m. Cuz she.
[00:09:43] Speaker B: Gabby ain't say nothing, though.
She said something.
[00:09:46] Speaker A: Hey, what the questions at you.
[00:09:47] Speaker B: That's y'. All.
[00:09:48] Speaker C: No, I have a couple questions.
[00:09:50] Speaker B: This hurt part, mine is a segment by itself.
[00:09:52] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: Okay, so later on.
[00:09:54] Speaker C: It ain't right now.
[00:09:56] Speaker B: It ain't right now.
[00:09:58] Speaker A: My bad, bro.
[00:09:59] Speaker B: You the one jumping the gun.
[00:10:00] Speaker C: Okay, so since we on the topic of, like you said, you see yourself being married in five years, so these are just a. Like a couple questions. So. Of course I know between private and public. You going to say public, right?
What you think?
[00:10:13] Speaker A: Private with a little public flex.
[00:10:15] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:10:16] Speaker A: Here and now.
[00:10:17] Speaker C: Okay, so in the talking stage, cuz, would you say that you and your person is back in the talking stage or, like, getting to know each other all over again, or do you feel like y' all just picking up from where y' all left off?
[00:10:30] Speaker A: Oh, Like, we just.
We're just vibing. You know what I'm saying? Like, our situation don't really, like, come like that.
[00:10:42] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:10:42] Speaker A: That's kind of why I like that, because it, like.
[00:10:46] Speaker C: Okay, so in the talking stage, do you believe in, like, going on trips?
[00:10:49] Speaker A: Hell, yeah.
[00:10:50] Speaker C: Okay, but are the trips limited, though? Like, are y' all only in the US in the talking stage, or y' all going international?
Like, it don't matter where we can go?
[00:10:57] Speaker A: I'm paying for it.
[00:10:58] Speaker C: Yeah, you pay for. You paying for it?
[00:11:00] Speaker A: Us.
[00:11:01] Speaker C: So how does it.
So how does it work?
[00:11:06] Speaker A: How does it work?
[00:11:07] Speaker C: If y' all want to go somewhere international, which I got, y' all gonna split it because y' all still in the talking stage. Like, how that work? She like, all right, babe, I want to go to Jamaica.
[00:11:15] Speaker A: And that would be going on. Like, what. What would make you just suggest to me you want to go to Jamaica
[00:11:21] Speaker C: and the talking stage? Like, you feel like that's too much or you gotta be like, all right, chill. You can probably do Miami or something.
[00:11:27] Speaker A: You don't know. Because if you. If you're gonna try my pockets, I should be able to try yours too.
[00:11:31] Speaker C: Okay, I like that.
[00:11:32] Speaker A: So if I can't try your pockets, don't try mine, you know what I'm saying? Like, I respect it though, because I know everybody, especially a woman like, you don't want no. Who can't do nothing for you, right? That's all well and dandy, but, like, I don't want no girl who can't do that. Y' all see how I come on this every week? I like expensive.
I like nice things.
[00:11:50] Speaker C: Nice things.
[00:11:51] Speaker A: I like thousand dollar Jordans, 200 God speed tees, 100 hats. I like that.
So you go spend.
[00:11:58] Speaker C: You should be able to do that, too.
[00:11:59] Speaker A: We're gonna spend some money too.
[00:12:00] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
[00:12:02] Speaker A: If I take care of you, you take care of me. If not this, we just. We could just vibe. I ain't one of these. I don't know.
I ain't ugly. I feel like that's an ugly sport, you know what I'm saying?
[00:12:12] Speaker C: Why you feel like that?
[00:12:15] Speaker A: What? That. What is that, brother?
[00:12:18] Speaker C: Why you feel like that's an ugly sport?
[00:12:21] Speaker A: What?
[00:12:21] Speaker C: What you just said that'd be them.
[00:12:23] Speaker A: Oh, I'm. I pay. I pay your rent. This, that and the third. I mean, I would, but I ain't just fit to like, just start off doing that. Like, come at you like, yeah, I pay rent. This, that and the third.
[00:12:33] Speaker C: Like, yeah, cuz that's what are saying. Are literally approaching like, yo, I pay rent. I'll pay your rent.
[00:12:37] Speaker A: Them ugly. They ain't going to get your attention and talk. You not going to talk to this any other way unless he come at you like that. You feel me? Like ugly with some cheese.
You ain't going. You know what I'm saying? Everybody ain't going to say no to that cheese now. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's true.
[00:12:55] Speaker C: That's true.
[00:12:56] Speaker A: Be ugly.
[00:12:57] Speaker C: Real ugly.
[00:12:58] Speaker A: Real ugly and corny.
[00:13:00] Speaker C: And I feel like that's the main thing. I feel like. Feel like just because they have money, that, that, that doesn't make them corny. And you're still corny. You just got a little, you know, you got some money. Like, you're just a corny, you know, getting money ass.
[00:13:11] Speaker A: Like, ain't nothing wrong.
[00:13:12] Speaker C: And there's nothing wrong with that. But.
[00:13:14] Speaker A: But it's a. Like, me. I ain't coming at no. I ain't paying.
I ain't not saying that like, you know.
[00:13:20] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, come on now. If I rent 1500, like, I just met you, you.
[00:13:25] Speaker A: You out.
[00:13:26] Speaker C: This just.
[00:13:26] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Oh, I'm a.
I get my rent paid. Yeah, you need to be with that for sure.
[00:13:32] Speaker C: Go be nice to him.
[00:13:35] Speaker A: You need to call him.
[00:13:38] Speaker C: Oh, okay.
So. Okay. So in the.
I don't know. I just feel like in the dating world, like, how do y' all feel? Because it's three minute here. Like, how do y' all feel about linking on, you know, like, on the first. Like.
Like the first date? Like, how do y' all feel about
[00:13:57] Speaker A: that talking stage never over? Because, like, do y' all feel like.
[00:14:00] Speaker C: Do y' all look at her as less of a woman if she has sex on the 1st?
[00:14:04] Speaker A: No, this is my business.
[00:14:06] Speaker C: That's your bitch.
[00:14:06] Speaker A: That's my business.
[00:14:07] Speaker B: We grown.
[00:14:08] Speaker C: Okay, so. So when. When a female makes y' all wait, like, do y'.
[00:14:12] Speaker B: All.
[00:14:13] Speaker C: Does it make you look at her
[00:14:14] Speaker A: different or, like, it make it make me look at you? Like,
[00:14:19] Speaker C: you.
[00:14:19] Speaker B: You.
[00:14:20] Speaker A: You just come off your whole face, and you trying to make me respect you, honestly, because you ain't just always been out here celibate, like, just waiting on your perfect nigga.
I've been waiting on you to come in my life, too.
I bet you probably coming off antibiotics all type of.
Yoshi. What you think I got the weight? This ain't hostile.
[00:14:45] Speaker B: Like, if somebody. If somebody.
[00:14:47] Speaker C: Now, how do you look at a female? Because, you know, some females be like, oh, I'm gonna make that wait. Like, does that make you look at a female different when she makes you wait?
[00:14:53] Speaker B: It depends on the vibe. Like, if you come out and tell me, you know, I'm waiting until such and such, and I'm gonna be like, well,
[00:15:02] Speaker C: what.
[00:15:03] Speaker B: Hey, I'm not waiting.
[00:15:04] Speaker A: Like, okay, I got the one to you, too, though.
[00:15:08] Speaker B: No, but it's different. I think it's different. If it's nothing silly said and it's just like, facts, you just.
It just don't happen. But if off top, we just having regular conversation and you bust up and say, I just want to let you know that I'm celibate, I'm like, ain't
[00:15:21] Speaker C: nobody asked you that.
[00:15:23] Speaker A: Listen, last time when we Left.
[00:15:25] Speaker B: Not celibate, but abstinent.
Abstinence. Actually, the right. Correct terminology, celibate is from like, you ain't. You know, due to religious reason, abstaining is where you're going to do it again at some point.
[00:15:38] Speaker A: I got the wanna. Like, I got the one to you too. You know what I'm saying? Like,
[00:15:45] Speaker C: that's why I be wondering, like, because, you know, be like, oh, I'm making that wait. He gonna respect me more if I make him wait three years.
[00:15:51] Speaker A: I might make you. I might make wonder.
[00:15:52] Speaker C: Do y' all really feel like that
[00:15:53] Speaker A: I might make you wait?
I already got.
[00:15:55] Speaker C: Do niggas do that?
[00:15:56] Speaker A: I already got my rotation.
[00:15:57] Speaker C: Do y' all make females weight?
[00:15:58] Speaker A: I already got. If I already got my rotation, I'm cool. I ain't pressing.
[00:16:01] Speaker C: You see how she. He ain't answering.
[00:16:03] Speaker A: He probably ain't.
[00:16:04] Speaker C: He ain't never made nobody wait. I said, you don't. You ever made a female weight.
[00:16:08] Speaker A: I ain't gonna say like, I'm gonna make you wait.
[00:16:09] Speaker B: But it's not a make you wait. It's like if you feeling it, you feeling it. And it happens.
[00:16:14] Speaker A: It happens.
[00:16:15] Speaker C: If you feel it. Now he talking about I might make you wait. That's why I asked him, wait, did you ever make a female wait just cause.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Just cause I did?
[00:16:20] Speaker B: Nah, not just on my mama.
[00:16:22] Speaker C: That's what he said he did.
[00:16:23] Speaker A: Listen, we just left the part. We just left a party.
The last little party we was at.
Okay? Remember? Remember? You know what I'm saying? Whoop the whoop. So sh. My phone like, you know what I'm saying? What the. Addie, I'm about to pull up. I'm like, for what?
At 3 o' clock in the morning and I'm sleepy and drunk.
Okay, we can wait. I ain't say we was about to
[00:16:48] Speaker C: do that anything in the first place. Yeah, you automatically assume. Cause it's three in the morning. Cause I mean, what else is happening at 3 in the morning?
[00:16:53] Speaker A: Oh, we good, baby.
[00:16:55] Speaker C: That's how you felt?
[00:16:56] Speaker A: Straight. We ain't got to do all that.
[00:16:59] Speaker C: We good, baby.
Oh, my God.
[00:17:03] Speaker A: What'd she say? I'm asking this. Hello. And my birthday tomorrow. Carmen, please.
[00:17:08] Speaker C: Yes, she said, carmen.
[00:17:09] Speaker A: Carmen. Giving that up.
[00:17:11] Speaker C: Carmen.
[00:17:13] Speaker A: But if females was to have sex fast, would you still want to date her or are you gonna look at her differently?
[00:17:19] Speaker C: That's why I just asked.
[00:17:20] Speaker A: That's gonna make me date you if
[00:17:22] Speaker C: she give it up fast.
Sorry, y'. All. First date, y' all.
[00:17:26] Speaker A: Virtual honestly Though a grown man. A grown man. Though as a grown man, I don't look at like, I ain't gonna say, like, oh, this. This motherfucker has sex with me the first day she a hoe. Or that shit not going in my group of niggas. Like, hey, she gonna fuck first night, right? This my hoe. If that. If you a hoe, you my hoe. You know what I'm saying? This is for me. That's one.
[00:17:45] Speaker C: Yeah.
Two.
[00:17:48] Speaker A: I kind of feel like that's a part of, like, just you being submissive. Like, you might just like me.
[00:17:52] Speaker C: Right.
[00:17:53] Speaker A: I ain't saying you doing this with everybody.
[00:17:55] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:17:55] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Like, you might just like me that much. Like, I done vibe you out this bitch much, right? The way this what we doing.
[00:18:00] Speaker C: You want to get you done.
[00:18:01] Speaker A: You done put that on me. I'm like, we could come again. You come again tomorrow.
[00:18:07] Speaker C: Okay, I feel that. I feel that. I feel that.
[00:18:09] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about fall asleep holding you delusional off, top off the rip. I just start some bad shit.
[00:18:19] Speaker C: I'm laying there like, I turned off bad all day.
[00:18:21] Speaker A: I know I shouldn't be doing it. I know I shouldn't be doing it like this. Sleep all in your back.
[00:18:26] Speaker C: Doing too much.
You doing too much. You sleep on her back. What?
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
[00:18:35] Speaker A: She talking about. And it's killing me.
What's killing you?
[00:18:39] Speaker C: Being asked, girl, your birthday tomorrow. You better go get you some.
[00:18:43] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. You really.
Damn. Happy birthday. What you want me to say? You said your birthday tomorrow, not today.
Happy early birthday. Look, somebody depends on how she look, too. Hey, on God. Then the motherfucker swear they gonna give you. I think y' all need to just stop talking.
You know what I'm saying? Like.
Cause I want you to come over here and get some dick you ain't think you're gonna get anyway. Cause I'm all. You know what I'm saying? You know how y' all feel about fat boys. So I just. I ain't gonna say shit.
I'm just shocking. Then on top of that, y' all just be talking like you gonna give somebody something that gonna change his life. Like, I mean, do that too.
[00:19:25] Speaker C: Be like, oh, yeah,
[00:19:28] Speaker A: get down there and go all fast on that, bro. Like, hunger, hunger. I'm trying to just be throwing the back of their throat on your hunger, hunger, hunger. But I don't like that, bro.
I don't like That y' all don't know when you bite me up on the.
[00:19:41] Speaker C: What do you mean?
[00:19:42] Speaker A: It's a wide low, boy. You're gonna have to open your mouth so you don't know when you chewing on all type of, like, too much teeth.
[00:19:49] Speaker C: That's what she's doing.
[00:19:50] Speaker A: Too much teeth, too much everything.
I like them a little teddy bears. I'm telling you, I would have business knocking on my door right there.
[00:20:02] Speaker C: So the girls who actually talk to Big, like, do y' all feel like.
Because, you know, it's always the stigma that big have small packages.
So are y', all, like, are females more so into, like, the size thing? Do y' all feel like size matters or does it, like, does it depend on the person for the females? That's in the comments. I only see Carmen commenting
[00:20:23] Speaker A: if you need. If you need her birthday tomorrow.
[00:20:26] Speaker B: Let's.
[00:20:26] Speaker A: Let's see if you need 12 inches, bro. I'm not the guy for you.
[00:20:29] Speaker C: Now, Carmen, she ain't brought you no drinks. Oh, Carmen.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: Oh, she didn't bring the drink. She did.
[00:20:33] Speaker C: She.
[00:20:34] Speaker B: Oh, she came last time. She just came in this bitch and sat over in the corner like, she
[00:20:41] Speaker C: almost didn't say nothing.
[00:20:42] Speaker B: Like she's supposed. Like she ain't supposed to have drinks that she could put on the table and show the brand.
[00:20:48] Speaker A: See her drink?
[00:20:49] Speaker C: So good.
[00:20:50] Speaker A: That's a milk,
[00:20:53] Speaker B: Tara.
[00:20:54] Speaker A: Tara knew it. No, Kazu, she ain't been on the
[00:20:57] Speaker B: show in a minute.
[00:20:58] Speaker A: I tried to get Cuz on, you know what I'm saying? But you know, she busy sometimes. The one with the smaller ones know how to work it better. So you telling me be having donkey dick and can't you with it?
[00:21:10] Speaker C: Yes, that's the thing.
[00:21:12] Speaker A: That's the thing you need to.
[00:21:14] Speaker C: That's the thing.
[00:21:15] Speaker A: You need to donate that.
[00:21:17] Speaker C: Oh, God, it's really out here. Who you know? And they can't. They just. They just can't.
[00:21:22] Speaker A: Why? Cause I'm the queen. I do what the I want. No, you don't. That's what's wrong with y' all right now.
[00:21:27] Speaker B: Next time, we ain't opening the door. How about that?
[00:21:29] Speaker A: I'm talking about you just gonna stand there and not at the door.
[00:21:33] Speaker B: Don't have to yell out, I got drinks.
[00:21:35] Speaker C: Well, she said that's a myth. Oh, that's what you were saying. That's a myth for Tyra.
[00:21:37] Speaker A: I had family stuff going on. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
Me and Cuz had a summer run
[00:21:45] Speaker C: talking about last year.
[00:21:46] Speaker A: No, it was probably Like, a couple summers ago.
That should never be the same, bro.
Man, my dog was lit. Boy, I used to catch all cuz friends.
That's why. But y' all needs better learn how to get y' all some girl home. Some. Some girl homies, like, cousins. Hang with your cousins.
You ain't getting no pussy.
[00:22:06] Speaker C: Horny.
[00:22:07] Speaker A: That's another thing, too. You gotta. You got to know how to be patient, bro. Like, I like. I like coochie. I don't think I'm gonna get anyway. Like, I might just be chilling.
[00:22:16] Speaker C: Yoshi, why you laughing?
[00:22:18] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying I get it.
[00:22:20] Speaker A: Oh, you get.
[00:22:20] Speaker C: You feeling. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't wanna.
[00:22:22] Speaker A: Like, I don't wanna. Like, I don't wanna.
[00:22:25] Speaker C: Like, I don't want to, like, plan.
[00:22:28] Speaker A: I don't want to, like, plan to get some pussy. You feel me? Like, I like the vibe.
[00:22:31] Speaker C: So I expected. It's like, all right, I'm about to
[00:22:33] Speaker A: take you back to your car or something you like. Nah, nigga, I'm standing like with you.
[00:22:35] Speaker B: Hey, J. Oh, hey, Jay. Be like, oh, for me.
[00:22:40] Speaker A: It's for me.
[00:22:41] Speaker C: All that.
[00:22:42] Speaker A: You shouldn't have.
[00:22:43] Speaker B: You shouldn't have.
[00:22:44] Speaker A: That's how you be feeling.
[00:22:45] Speaker C: Like, oh, my God. You gave me this. Oh, my goodness.
[00:22:48] Speaker A: Okay, okay.
[00:22:49] Speaker C: I like that.
[00:22:50] Speaker B: For me. No, not little me.
[00:22:52] Speaker A: I got your.
I got your hot towel. I got fresh, fresh, fresh drying cloth. You know what I'm saying? We ain't even. And I got two showers. You know, Ain't got two showers. So you go on one, I go in one, baby. And we can turn on the hot water at the same time. Still be booming.
[00:23:07] Speaker B: Everybody ain't got that.
[00:23:08] Speaker C: Everybody ain't got that. Everybody ain't got that.
[00:23:10] Speaker A: Okay, that's, you know, on my mama, cuz. That was legendary. Cuz.
They don't worry about pain versus pleasure. It's a pride thing. What that mean?
[00:23:22] Speaker C: That's what I was about to ask. Like, what kind of pain and pleasure? What kind of freaky. What kind of freaky stuff you talking about?
[00:23:27] Speaker A: All right. What is the pain?
[00:23:28] Speaker C: Freaky deep.
[00:23:30] Speaker A: I don't want to inflict no pain on you.
[00:23:31] Speaker C: No,
[00:23:34] Speaker A: I eat. I eat it till you cry. If I like you, I got to like you, though. I ain't just eating no coochie. I'm telling you now. Like, I ain't just.
Oh, she bad. And I'm fit, though. No, I ain't.
[00:23:46] Speaker C: Please.
[00:23:46] Speaker A: I swear to God on the first link.
[00:23:49] Speaker C: Like, do not care.
[00:23:50] Speaker A: I don't give a what. Don't take care of their kids. I'm also not.
You feel what I'm saying? Like the word.
I don't do what? Do just cause. Do that.
Never mind.
[00:24:01] Speaker C: She said easy. Easiest way to get it is to not act somebody where mess up at.
[00:24:05] Speaker A: That's so true, Jay. Catch you a cougar, man. Man, listen, them cougars ask too many questions, bro.
[00:24:11] Speaker C: Do they really?
[00:24:12] Speaker A: Cougars interrogate?
[00:24:14] Speaker C: I thought it was the younger if
[00:24:15] Speaker A: shawty older than you. She got questions. I don't really with all that.
I'm sorry.
[00:24:20] Speaker C: It's from experience.
[00:24:21] Speaker A: You ain't gonna question me if we not, like, locked in.
You ain't got my dick in your mouth four to five times a week. There's no way you should be asking me questions at all.
[00:24:30] Speaker C: Four to five times a week?
Jesus Christ. Does she work or is she at home all day?
[00:24:35] Speaker A: You can't suck dick.
[00:24:36] Speaker C: I mean, four to five times a week.
[00:24:39] Speaker A: You don't want to get married, do you?
[00:24:41] Speaker C: Yes, I do.
[00:24:42] Speaker A: Is that too much of a task?
[00:24:44] Speaker C: I mean, it's not. I'm just asking.
[00:24:45] Speaker B: She don't want to get married.
[00:24:46] Speaker C: Yes, I do.
[00:24:47] Speaker B: You don't.
[00:24:48] Speaker C: I do.
[00:24:48] Speaker A: They worrying about putting it in your stomach versus making you feel good. Oh, listen. One thing.
[00:24:52] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yes, That's.
[00:24:53] Speaker A: Hey, one thing about me. I'm gonna learn that body you gonna nut before I get in there.
What?
You got to. You got to.
Before I even slide up in there, you got to.
It got to happen.
You feel me? Like, it's no way around that. Like, I don't fuck for me. That's what gets me in trouble. Mm.
[00:25:16] Speaker C: That's why bitches be coming back from years ago.
[00:25:18] Speaker A: Like, probably, like, don't be saying no shit like that. Like, I just got bitches coming back.
[00:25:21] Speaker C: No, I'm just. I was just.
[00:25:22] Speaker A: I was literally was just joking.
[00:25:23] Speaker C: I didn't even know bitches would be coming back from years ago.
[00:25:25] Speaker A: No. Cause motherfuckers will and. And get y'. All.
[00:25:28] Speaker C: Please don't. Hey, I'm just talking. Look, it's just right. I'm just talking, okay? I don't know if it's from years ago, but that's why you can't be. Don't know how to different, though. Y' all feel like y' all gotta every the same.
[00:25:40] Speaker A: I'll be. I'll be in that stomach, too, though.
[00:25:41] Speaker C: Y' all every the same.
[00:25:47] Speaker A: I'm not. You're not about to give me no D.
What you mean? Oh, he f. How Ben just said that. F he a fit to do me like that.
[00:25:56] Speaker C: Oh, you don't want to go in that group chat.
[00:25:57] Speaker A: I'll take what come with it, bro.
But I'll take you.
[00:26:02] Speaker C: Take the drama.
[00:26:02] Speaker A: I know how to deal with it, though, because I just don't deal with it.
I cut you off.
[00:26:08] Speaker C: And that's toxic, too. That's toxic as.
[00:26:11] Speaker A: How's that toxic? Because you don't know how to act. I'm grown. You're not coming to my house, beating on my door. You're not blowing up my phone. You're not asking me. We need to be in a committed relationship. Then don't just act like we and you know how to act. And you don't know how to act that not knowing how to act.
Get your ass up out of here.
[00:26:28] Speaker C: Yeah, I feel that.
[00:26:31] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: Fourth of July weekend. We outside. Got a couple for you.
[00:26:38] Speaker A: Hello. I'm with you when you're right.
I'm with you when you write my brother.
Just let me know. You know, I don't care about no ticket. What we going on a boat? What we doing?
[00:26:49] Speaker B: Oh, let me say this, Jay.
Plug my business for a little bit. Oh, me, sir. Fourth of July.
Darlington Walmart shop with black businesses. If you're gonna buy fireworks, buy them from black people.
Darlington Walmart, come and get your fireworks.
[00:27:06] Speaker A: You need to put a little commercial up or something.
[00:27:07] Speaker B: Open from twin open first day, June 23rd to July 5th.
[00:27:12] Speaker A: Hey, listen, so that just took 50 off.
Yes, it did. Yes, it did. You come up promo and you just did.
[00:27:21] Speaker B: No, Jay, I got you. Don't worry about it, all right? Huh?
[00:27:25] Speaker C: What?
[00:27:26] Speaker B: It going to even out?
It going to even out.
It's definitely going to even out.
[00:27:33] Speaker A: I'm just saying, bro. Like, come on. I see you. Oh, yeah, you.
[00:27:37] Speaker C: You.
[00:27:37] Speaker B: You about to get your fireworks for freeze. What you talking about?
[00:27:40] Speaker A: That's what I'm talking about.
[00:27:42] Speaker B: All right, then.
[00:27:43] Speaker A: Hey, listen, I'm trying to. I'm trying to. I'm trying to do something where we. We.
Hey, so you ain't trying to donate the way we do a firework show for the kids or something?
[00:27:50] Speaker B: I donate to it.
[00:27:51] Speaker C: All right, that be cute.
[00:27:52] Speaker A: Yeah, we could do that.
[00:27:53] Speaker B: I donate to it.
[00:27:53] Speaker A: Yeah, we could do that 100%. Yeah, we can do that for sure.
Just come gang. Everything else handled.
[00:27:59] Speaker B: Oh, Carmen said pull up at the loft tomorrow.
[00:28:03] Speaker A: Pull up to the loft on a Wednesday for Carmen. You better come out tonight and we wish you happy birthday at midnight.
I'm already drinking this. How you gonna Catch me real talk. Other than that, I'm going home.
[00:28:16] Speaker C: Yoshi.
[00:28:17] Speaker B: Ma', am.
[00:28:18] Speaker C: I'm done with my questions. You can go with your segment.
[00:28:20] Speaker B: Oh, Lord Jesus.
[00:28:21] Speaker A: You ain't got one more
[00:28:24] Speaker B: like you. You 28?
[00:28:25] Speaker A: No. Give me one more.
[00:28:26] Speaker B: She lasts about 28 minutes.
[00:28:28] Speaker C: I did.
[00:28:28] Speaker B: That's about what women do.
Whoa, they quit on you?
[00:28:33] Speaker A: Not on them neither.
[00:28:34] Speaker C: No, I did not quit on you.
[00:28:35] Speaker A: Women definitely quit on you, bro.
[00:28:37] Speaker B: After 28 minutes, you ain't done yet.
[00:28:39] Speaker A: That coochie clothes.
[00:28:40] Speaker C: No, 28 minutes is long as hell.
[00:28:43] Speaker B: See what I mean?
[00:28:44] Speaker C: If I wait for you to be coming out, it shouldn't take no 28 minutes.
[00:28:47] Speaker A: If I pop a Bluetooth, you're in trouble.
If I pop a Bluetooth, you're in trouble.
[00:28:52] Speaker B: Or if the pump. If the pump got primed before you got there.
[00:28:56] Speaker C: Yeah, because the only other thing I had to say was just like, hey, I'm just keep.
[00:29:00] Speaker B: You know what they say.
[00:29:00] Speaker A: So how long should sex.
[00:29:02] Speaker C: How long should sex last?
Good sex?
I don't know. It depends.
[00:29:08] Speaker A: Cause I get to flip the motherfucker on.
I mean, you ain't never had an
[00:29:13] Speaker C: all night of your life. Okay. I like a session where it's like, okay, we might have, you know, messed around. Of course we both got off. But then, you know, we chilling and it's like. It's like little sessions.
[00:29:22] Speaker A: We going to the low for sure.
[00:29:23] Speaker C: Okay, let's. All right, you ready to go again? Let's go again. Like, you know, I like stuff like that.
[00:29:27] Speaker B: Nah, you ain't never like an all night.
[00:29:28] Speaker A: Well, listen, if I.
[00:29:29] Speaker C: If you all night, things like.
[00:29:30] Speaker A: I mean, listen, I'm talking about, bro.
[00:29:32] Speaker C: All night, we just back to back to back. No, no, no.
[00:29:34] Speaker A: I ain't gonna do it like that. I got. I got. I got two in me, though. I got two in me. If I'm. If I'm cuz.
[00:29:39] Speaker C: Okay, two.
[00:29:40] Speaker A: If I. If I. If I bust that off and he's still standing up, I don't got nothing to do with what he got going on.
[00:29:46] Speaker B: DeAndre said 28 minutes. Y' all can't like each other.
[00:29:49] Speaker C: 28 minutes is long.
[00:29:50] Speaker A: Who said that?
[00:29:51] Speaker B: That's what DeAndre.
[00:29:51] Speaker C: I mean, for a another.
[00:29:52] Speaker A: I just feel like that's a long time, though.
[00:29:54] Speaker C: Just you stroking a. And it take 28 minutes, that coochie
[00:29:57] Speaker A: gonna be drying between included.
[00:29:58] Speaker C: Maybe some foreplay. 28. It's all included.
But if it's just straight sex for 28 minutes, that's long as. Oh, that's Getting on nothing. It gets sweaty as hell.
[00:30:08] Speaker A: Everybody just moving.
[00:30:09] Speaker C: There's a lot going on. It's too much.
[00:30:11] Speaker A: You ever seen how that puppy that mean with that puppy, the long ears, How I look when I'm on top, dangling in there?
You talk about, oh, I love a that. I love a that. Put it in herself.
[00:30:26] Speaker C: This 28 minutes is long.
[00:30:30] Speaker A: 20. We ain't got 28, baby.
[00:30:32] Speaker C: 28 minutes is 12.
[00:30:34] Speaker A: 12.
[00:30:35] Speaker C: I feel like that's average, right? That's average.
[00:30:37] Speaker A: Average is 12. But 28 is long.
[00:30:39] Speaker C: 28 is long. 12 is long.
12 minutes is not long.
[00:30:43] Speaker A: 12 minutes feel like 20.
[00:30:44] Speaker C: You think 12 minutes is long from a man.
[00:30:46] Speaker A: 12 minutes is short.
[00:30:47] Speaker C: Like, I mean, but y' all don't
[00:30:48] Speaker B: be doing 28 minutes is short.
[00:30:49] Speaker C: I'm sure she's doing work, too.
She should be doing work, too. It should be fit.
[00:30:53] Speaker A: It depends on the mode I'm in. You ain't going to do nothing. Okay, I need them legs up right here. I'm in there.
[00:30:58] Speaker C: Time to split between the two.
[00:31:00] Speaker A: Like, if she's doing her.
[00:31:01] Speaker C: Her job, he's doing his job. 12 minutes. That sounds about right. Six minutes each.
[00:31:05] Speaker A: No, for sure. So unless you want enhancements that look and make you stand in the 8. 8. 8. That's why I don't.
[00:31:11] Speaker C: All night is crazy.
[00:31:13] Speaker A: Julio.
I'm. I'm old.
You her all night. She ain't coming back to him. Now, I ain't gonna lie. It is like some hypersexual girls like that just be like.
Like I say, boy, if I get my. If I get mine, you get yours, and we done roll over and chill. I don't give a fuck what he talk about. If he's standing up, that's his business. You leave me alone, you feel me? Like, I'm laying down. Y' all need like 15, 20. I need something to drink. It just need to be a break in between.
[00:31:41] Speaker C: Everybody, let's go to intermission. Like, everybody go get you some refreshments, get you something to drink. Some.
Everybody relax.
[00:31:48] Speaker A: First of all. First of all, I'm gonna save myself. I'm going to grab you a hot rag, right? Big swanking.
[00:31:53] Speaker C: And go grab me a water.
[00:31:54] Speaker A: Some water for sure. A water for sure.
[00:31:56] Speaker C: Thank you.
[00:31:57] Speaker A: And guess what?
[00:31:57] Speaker C: I'm.
[00:31:57] Speaker A: Water. Then guess what else I'm gonna do if you still talking about. I'm about to roll up, right? Quick tripping. See, you gotta. You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:03] Speaker C: Like, stuff like that.
[00:32:04] Speaker A: I'm giving y' all the free game.
[00:32:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Get you if you need to get some time to recoup, go ahead and roll you a blunt. If the bitch smoke, tell her to break it down.
[00:32:13] Speaker A: That's if you like her too, though. Because a motherfucker hit you with, you want me to leave? If you ask me that, then I'm gonna say yeah. I'm gonna tell girl, yeah, go.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: Oh, no.
[00:32:26] Speaker C: I'll be ready for her to go. I'm like, all right, thank you.
I'll be ready for her to go.
[00:32:31] Speaker A: Talk about cut off. You hear me? I'm talking about all night is crazy.
[00:32:36] Speaker C: All night is insane.
[00:32:37] Speaker A: You're gonna make that girl run from you. You thought you didn't dick her ass down, boy, you should have been. Got that nut off.
[00:32:41] Speaker C: She's telling everybody in the group chat. This boy must have been.
[00:32:43] Speaker A: Now, if it's a little too fast or something, you feel that coming a little bit too fast now, you know what I'm saying? I understand because I start thinking about all type of scramble eggs, flipping pancakes. I ain't trying. I always wonder what.
[00:32:56] Speaker C: What comes across your mind when y' all about to nut. But y' all about to nut fast. I got to look up here, I
[00:33:01] Speaker A: got to look somewhere else.
[00:33:02] Speaker C: Like, y' all gotta get distracted. Y' all start watching tv. Y' all start looking around. Y' all start what y' all be thinking. What goes across? What goes in your mind when y' all about to nut fast? Like you said baseball.
[00:33:12] Speaker A: Anything baseball.
[00:33:14] Speaker C: Yoshi ain't say nothing.
[00:33:15] Speaker B: So what you mean?
[00:33:17] Speaker C: What goes through your head? Like when you. When you try not to nut fast? How do you distract yourself?
[00:33:22] Speaker A: She said, how long y' all be doing?
How long y' all be doing? How long y' all doing foreplay? Now, if I like a lot of.
[00:33:28] Speaker C: Don't do foreplay.
[00:33:29] Speaker A: If I like you. If I like you, baby, I'm. I'm. I'm turned to a pit bull down that.
End of the day, I'm trying to eat that till you cry.
[00:33:42] Speaker B: Here's the thing.
[00:33:43] Speaker A: You hear me?
[00:33:44] Speaker B: The problem with. The problem with a bunch of people, women and men, is they give husband and wife or relationship treatment to people that don't deserve it.
[00:33:57] Speaker A: Bro, we talking about right now. No, listen.
[00:34:00] Speaker B: This is what I'm saying. No, cuz that like you said, if I like you like that, if I'm into you like that, that's what I'mma do.
[00:34:05] Speaker A: Oh, okay, okay. Go, go.
[00:34:06] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Everybody don't. I'm saying it in the sense of everybody don't deserve the same treatment, right?
[00:34:11] Speaker A: Yeah. I ain't. I ain't just eating. No. I got to know. I got to know your pattern. I got.
[00:34:14] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying?
[00:34:15] Speaker A: I got to know that you ain't possibly had no dick this week.
Cah. You got me tasting dick. We got a problem.
[00:34:24] Speaker B: Pause.
[00:34:25] Speaker A: We about to.
Well, you know, you about to be in the same boat. You know what he said? You know what I'm saying?
Hey, I got to get a flag, bro.
I got to get a flag to throw flag on the ass.
Boy, that. That Mayo get caught every week, bro. They be his ass, dog. They be on May. No ass mayo can't do nothing but sit there sometimes.
But, yo, for sure, though, if I around, if I like you, though this
[00:35:01] Speaker C: mine, you got to like them to do.
[00:35:03] Speaker A: Or this. I'm renting it for now. Like, I just. You know what I'm saying? Like, cuz, you know how. You know how this goes.
[00:35:09] Speaker C: So you believe in foreplay?
[00:35:11] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:35:11] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:35:12] Speaker A: I want to suck titties.
Yeah, I'm that. Okay. I love a lot of.
[00:35:17] Speaker C: Don't do that. A lot of niggas just try to get straight to it. Like it don't be nothing.
[00:35:20] Speaker A: What you mean? Just get straight to it. Like.
[00:35:22] Speaker C: Like that.
[00:35:24] Speaker A: Pull down them pants. Get.
[00:35:26] Speaker C: No, I feel like you got a spit started. She probably don't really like you anyway. Like that.
[00:35:31] Speaker A: I hate that. So why am I here? Why are you laying here like this?
[00:35:35] Speaker C: So you still. You had a spit start somebody before.
[00:35:38] Speaker A: You know why?
[00:35:39] Speaker C: Why?
[00:35:40] Speaker A: Cause that motherfucker is tight.
You hurt a nigga with some tight pussy. A nigga ain't never told you that.
[00:35:47] Speaker C: I mean, but she wasn't ready before you got to her. Like, you know, it don't matter.
[00:35:50] Speaker A: It's tight. I still got to get in there.
[00:35:52] Speaker B: Carmen's.
[00:35:53] Speaker C: What is that I'm gonna do with her if she's wet or not? If you still gotta be excited. She still gotta be wet to let you in there. That's what I'm saying.
I gotta open up all the Anatomy of Sex.
[00:36:03] Speaker A: I understand what that is what we talking about.
[00:36:05] Speaker C: Okay, but she should be wet already, is what I'm saying. You shouldn't have to spit start nothing.
[00:36:08] Speaker A: Why do I love spit starting some pussy? I don't give a fuck.
[00:36:12] Speaker C: Okay, so you don't care?
[00:36:13] Speaker A: Hell, no. I spit on that and get right back in that bitch. I love spit.
[00:36:16] Speaker B: I love.
[00:36:17] Speaker A: Well, what we talking about? Cause y' all be that pussy gonna do the same thing. Spit start or whether or not she quote, unquote like me to death. You know what I'm saying?
[00:36:25] Speaker C: Like, fuck.
[00:36:27] Speaker A: You tripping. What? What?
Spit started. Pussy don't stop getting wet, okay?
I mean, a nigga a ain't never spit start.
[00:36:36] Speaker C: You.
[00:36:36] Speaker A: Oh, you just so soaking.
Y'.
[00:36:39] Speaker C: All.
[00:36:39] Speaker A: Y' all it. Please call my mommy. I go to hell.
[00:36:44] Speaker C: I ain't never had nobody.
[00:36:45] Speaker A: And listen, my dick don't fit into everything, bro. Every everything ain't getting hit with no log like this. You feel me? So sometimes I got to make room.
So when I got to make room, bro, if I'm already trying to poke in that I didn't feel you wet on the tip. You just can't get all the way down there. So guess what I'm gonna do. I'm about to help you. Hold on, baby.
And I'm in.
N. I'm in there. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? So you tell me I ain't gonna get no good coochie? Cause I didn't.
[00:37:16] Speaker C: Nah, I didn't say. I just say I ain't.
[00:37:18] Speaker A: Hey, if a nigga eat your pussy first, he's spit starting it when you. I know, I know, I know. Cause that why I'm down here.
[00:37:28] Speaker C: But you say you don't eat. But you don't eat coochie like that.
[00:37:30] Speaker A: The ones that do.
[00:37:31] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, okay, okay. You ate that little bit.
Okay.
[00:37:38] Speaker A: Sometimes my dog just needs some understanding. You feel me?
[00:37:40] Speaker C: Just a little bit. Just a smidge.
[00:37:41] Speaker A: Not too much. That boy is stupid. He blows me, man.
[00:37:44] Speaker C: What the.
[00:37:45] Speaker A: So I need that foreplay. And listen, babies mamas straight to them titties. I'm telling you, it's Father's Day, right, boy? Suck that dick slow.
Stop all that fast shit, man. We don't want.
We don't want that fast shit. If a nigga tell you like, his dick suck fast, he can't feel it. He ain't got no feeling in that dick.
It ain't no way in hell a want you to be a.
A NASCAR driver on his.
Why slow that down, man.
Put that in reverse. Terrible. God damn. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, something my slow like you love me.
[00:38:29] Speaker C: Oh, my God. That is funny.
[00:38:30] Speaker A: That's how you manipulate me.
Good head.
Oh, my God. I love hair.
[00:38:36] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:38:37] Speaker A: You could get me with some head girl that way. You asked for Kurt Geiger sandals and all that. When you start, you start the matching
[00:38:43] Speaker C: bag with the matching bag.
[00:38:45] Speaker A: Suck it like you love it.
That's All y.
[00:38:49] Speaker C: Are y' all listening?
[00:38:51] Speaker A: But that don't mean you're gonna get the opportunity to suck it like, you love it over here. You know what I'm saying? Cause we good over here.
I ain't just tricking, you know what I'm saying?
[00:39:03] Speaker C: No more.
[00:39:09] Speaker A: I get. I get in that mood, bro.
I'm in that mood right now, for real.
I really got 100 roses.
I'm a hundred rose type.
Send you 100 roses now. For sure.
[00:39:24] Speaker C: 100 roses. That's sexy. Okay.
[00:39:31] Speaker A: Yeah. He over there being all right. You know what I'm saying?
God damn, man. Where y' all at? My comment section going slow. I know we up here looking good. You know what I'm saying?
Y' all didn't laugh at me.
[00:39:44] Speaker B: All right, all right, all right. Let's go. Questions. We got about 20 minutes.
All right. Would you rather.
All right. Would you rather forgive emotional cheating or physical cheating? Drop your answers in the comments now. Cheating has happened.
It's just. Which one would you put? And you're staying with the person.
[00:40:05] Speaker A: I'm not which.
[00:40:06] Speaker B: No, no, no. This. This is the either or.
[00:40:09] Speaker C: Okay?
[00:40:09] Speaker B: You're staying with them.
You eat. Do. Would you rather forgive emotional cheating or physical cheating?
[00:40:18] Speaker A: Talking about, can you get 37 roses tomorrow for your birthday? No, you can get a fucking happy birthday post, nigga.
[00:40:23] Speaker C: Happy birthday, Emotions.
[00:40:25] Speaker A: I ain't got no goddamn roses for you. Roses are for me. If I'm buying roses, she bouncing on me.
[00:40:33] Speaker C: I say physical.
[00:40:35] Speaker B: Well, Carmen says. Well, first off, Carmen, as women do, they don't answer the question. The question is, you got to choose either or.
It's one or the other.
I can't forgive either. Is not. Is not an answer.
[00:40:49] Speaker A: Okay, I ain't gonna lie now. Like, as an answer, as a man, I rather try to forgive you for emotional but, like, understanding women, bro. That'd be the first part. Like, once her mind gone, like, once. Once a nigga can get into that mind, or once a nigga can. Can get you to be emotional about him. Like, you think about that nigga, you might be in the shower, your nigga around there, and you think about this nigga. You know what I'm saying? Just randomly think about that nigga. I lost already.
You know what I'm saying? So I can't really. Like, I can forgive you for emotional cheating, or I can try to be with you after that, but it just ain't gonna be the same because that got the access that. You know what I'm saying I want, or the access that I crave from you. So with him being in your mind the same time as me, I'm gonna just erase myself into it.
[00:41:40] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:41:41] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm gonna help you choose. Because at the end of the day, like, I low key already lost you if you already, you know, like I say, like, that's, that's the women. That's the, that's the woman's part of cheating, you know what I'm saying? Like, before the physical, if that got her mind, that got her willing to sneak off, send a text message, sneak off. You know what I'm saying? Sneak off, answer a little phone call. I'm about to ride to my sister house, ride to my mama house, just so you could talk to that nigga. Bro, I lost, definitely. You know what I'm saying? Like, so.
[00:42:08] Speaker B: So you said you. So you'd rather forgive Physical?
[00:42:11] Speaker C: Yeah, physical.
[00:42:12] Speaker B: All right, you got a couple comments here.
Deandra said she'd rather forgive.
[00:42:17] Speaker A: Is that the girl that didn't bring the drinks?
[00:42:21] Speaker B: Deandra says she would rather forgive. Emotional.
Jaren said emotional cheating. Because once you cheat physically, you got to work harder to get for me.
So, I mean, mixed bag, I ain't gonna lie.
[00:42:36] Speaker A: Once you get though, that dead.
Not like that. That dead. Cause you breathing hot air in this ear. You rapping your. I told you that. So you rapping.
[00:42:46] Speaker B: So you'd rather your. Your lady have emotional cheating rather than physical Che, Right?
[00:42:50] Speaker A: But it's still going to hit the same for me, though.
It's still going to hit the same, bro, if. If I'm talking to your girl and I'm knowing that your girl going outside her way to talk to me and I know she got a man, I'm winning regardless if I'm in that or not. I already got a one up on you.
[00:43:11] Speaker B: So the emotional cheating is worse.
[00:43:12] Speaker A: Yeah. Hell yeah.
[00:43:14] Speaker B: So I would rather physically, I would rather forgive.
[00:43:16] Speaker C: I'd rather physical.
[00:43:18] Speaker A: Man, listen, both of them really gonna hit the same, bro. I ain't gonna say I've been. Well, listen, I know somebody that got cracked, and I'm just thinking about you this like, I don't even want pussy no more.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm, I'm like that, like, especially if, like, I'm like emotionally invested. Like. Like me and you supposed to be. You know what I'm saying? That and that. Go on. Oh, shit. It ain't never gonna be the same. Cause you ain't even got to get to this. This part of me, this emotional part. Cause we ain't got to do all that. We could just be what we be. You could who you want to, where I. Who I want to with, and we cool. You know what I'm saying? Like, it ain't no questions, no nothing. But yeah, I'm just gonna be with all that.
[00:43:59] Speaker B: All right. All right, we got time for about three more.
[00:44:02] Speaker A: All right.
[00:44:03] Speaker B: Would you rather have access to your partner's thoughts or access to their future?
[00:44:12] Speaker A: I rather. I' ma say thoughts, and that's just for the benefit of, like, me being an overthinker, you know what I'm saying? Because maybe I'm thinking something and you thinking in a totally different way. I'm just going about it the wrong way, you know what I'm saying? So I'd rather have access to your thoughts the way I can kind of not just see what you think about everything, just see what you think about me.
You know what I'm saying? Like how I handle shit.
Because, bro, that's how I become a better lover. Like, you reassure me, let me know I'm doing what I'm supposed to do for you.
Yeah, that gonna make me go up another level, you know what I'm saying?
[00:44:46] Speaker B: Like, yeah, yeah.
[00:44:49] Speaker C: I would say future only because I want to know, like, do you see any type of progress in your life? Like, are you okay with being stagnant or do you see yourself progressing in whatever you're doing? So I. I want to see the future. Especially if I'm going to be including it or like, how we treat it in the future. I would just want to see, like, would I be wasting my time or, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I would say that I don't want to know your thoughts because I feel like the way you feel about a person changes on a daily.
So I don't want to know how you feel on a regular basis.
Changes.
[00:45:26] Speaker A: But if I. If we look into the future, you don't know if they. They feelings and changed either. You just see where y' all at. If you're just looking at the future, like.
[00:45:34] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, but you gotta think how far down the future too, though, man.
[00:45:38] Speaker A: You like, you be talking to. With businessmen and got business plans and them.
[00:45:42] Speaker C: I mean, no, we just.
[00:45:43] Speaker A: We go. We take this a day at a time.
[00:45:45] Speaker C: Right, I get that, but that's. That's just. That's just my preference.
[00:45:49] Speaker B: Deandra said thoughts. I'm sorry, Bethany. First she said thoughts.
I want to know how you thinking so I can see how you move.
Deandra said, thoughts for sure.
[00:46:00] Speaker A: Your thoughts going to determine our future for sure.
[00:46:02] Speaker B: Yeah. Bethany Wilder said, the way you think reflects your actions.
Brianna Brown, your thoughts going to determine your. Our future as valid, right?
[00:46:13] Speaker A: Cuz what. What if I look into your future and I ain't there, but I'm correcting your thoughts though, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's one thing I learned how to do with women too, bro. I don't be matching no energy. I ain't going tit for tat. I'mma direct this, you know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of times that's all they need, bro. Like, women don't want you to kind of like go back and forth with them, bro. They built off emotion, you know what I'm saying? Like, man, just gimme hug. Like, come on, bro, let's talk.
Come over here, give me hug and kiss. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's talk like you doing too much. Like you could do it like that, bro. But as far as like, she telling you something and oh, bitch, but you did this to me, you know what I'm saying? Like, you did this.
I can't say, bro. I don't. But I don't. I don't be with all that, bro. I'm trying to, like, we either gonna get this together, we ain't, man. Like, that should be a waste, you know what I'm saying?
[00:47:05] Speaker B: Brianna Brown said, your thoughts going to determine our future.
And Terrell said, can't say future. I might not be in the future picture.
All right, next one.
Would you rather be single for five years or settle for the wrong person?
[00:47:25] Speaker A: Single, I don't know about now, mind
[00:47:29] Speaker B: you, single means nothing.
[00:47:31] Speaker C: What you mean nothing?
[00:47:32] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no, nothing. I'm single right now and I ain't no nothing.
[00:47:35] Speaker C: Like, no, no, no females.
[00:47:38] Speaker B: I'm just saying single means nothing. You're abstinent. There's nothing for five years.
[00:47:44] Speaker A: Five years and you say or. Or settle for the wrong person.
[00:47:46] Speaker B: Settle for the wrong person.
[00:47:47] Speaker A: I'll be single because sex ain't everything for me. Yeah, not no more, bro.
Not at this age. Like, you can't like, give me like, no, no. That's gonna like, manipulate me, my whole outlook. Like, you feel me. Like, it's how you treat me. It's how you talk to me. It's how you handle me. Like, it's. It's like that that's gonna make me kind of like I could go without sex. I feel like yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, just be doing sometimes.
Like, I can go without sex.
[00:48:15] Speaker C: It's not everything.
[00:48:16] Speaker A: You feel me like. And the who act like they can't go without their sex. You just start.
So of course you can't go without sex. You ain't getting no. When was.
You know what I'm saying? Like, of course. Of course. Of course you can't go without sex. Of course you have to. Every. Every. You see, I don't. I don't. I'm past that, bro. A being past that for a long time. So I just be chilling.
[00:48:39] Speaker B: Yeah. I got a couple comments here. Nikia Spark said rather be single.
Janae Edwards, single for five years. Brianna Brown single as Asuri single for five years. Deandra single five years. Settling for the wrong person.
You can't impact your love life.
You said what teaspoon.
[00:48:59] Speaker A: You got that teaspoon of liquor over there.
[00:49:03] Speaker B: All right, next one.
We got time for two more.
It.
Would you rather your partner know your partner's biggest secret or have them know your biggest secret?
[00:49:21] Speaker A: Can we get another question? Because that I don't like that I don't know what the. I don't got no secrets.
Like, what kind of secret?
[00:49:29] Speaker C: I guess it's.
[00:49:29] Speaker B: That's the question. That's the question.
[00:49:31] Speaker C: I guess you can know my biggest secret because it ain't.
I don't think I want to know yours.
[00:49:36] Speaker A: That must be gay, man.
That'd be nigga's biggest secret. They gay boys, man. Them boys and played in that room.
[00:49:45] Speaker B: Now let me say that. Now let me say that. Let me say this.
That ain't necessarily true. Your secret could be something that you just don't want them to know because it may. Because of how you may feel about something.
[00:49:59] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:49:59] Speaker C: Secret. Oh, they can know my secret. Yeah, my probably so simple and dumb like. Yeah.
[00:50:04] Speaker B: Because I don't want to know your biggest secret. I might can't take your biggest secret.
[00:50:08] Speaker C: Oh, like, I might.
[00:50:09] Speaker B: What you tell me. I might.
All right.
[00:50:13] Speaker C: I might can't tell. I might can't take what you tell me. So I'd rather just. You could just know my.
[00:50:17] Speaker A: She talking about me. No, Darius, I am an open book. I. I promise you. You're not a open book.
You sound so manipulative right now. L l Come get in the camera.
[00:50:31] Speaker B: L.
No.
[00:50:33] Speaker A: Yeah. Get my boy in here. Come on.
[00:50:35] Speaker C: Come on.
[00:50:37] Speaker A: Hey, listen, man shouts out to my boy. Ill man, tell my boy. You know I'm saying, tell my people what's happening.
[00:50:45] Speaker C: Are you waiting.
[00:50:52] Speaker B: All right, last one. Would you rather a relationship with no passion or a relation? A relationship with no trust?
[00:51:03] Speaker A: You son of a.
[00:51:05] Speaker C: That's hard. Cause what you mean, no passion or no trust?
[00:51:09] Speaker A: Because if we ain't got no passion, I don't trust you.
I don't trust you. I don't trust you.
[00:51:15] Speaker B: One is. One is completely independent of the other. Either no passion or no trust.
[00:51:21] Speaker A: I don't know about that one.
[00:51:24] Speaker C: No passion or no trust.
[00:51:26] Speaker A: I'm going.
I'm going. No trust it.
[00:51:30] Speaker C: Because no passion. That means I can't even really, I can't fucking choose it. Have to be no trust.
[00:51:34] Speaker A: Well, you I didn't have sex with. Motherfuckers I can't trust.
[00:51:38] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:51:39] Speaker A: I didn't have some great sex with. I can't trust.
[00:51:42] Speaker C: Like, oh, my goodness. No.
[00:51:45] Speaker A: Nah, nah.
You don't know what I am.
Anything that wants to be known will be told.
Okay, you swear that.
She swore that.
[00:51:58] Speaker C: But definitely no trust.
[00:52:02] Speaker A: You're a liar.
[00:52:02] Speaker C: You better build that back up for
[00:52:06] Speaker A: real, bro, that no trust.
Hey, man, you could be with somebody you can't trust.
[00:52:13] Speaker C: If it's trust, that no trust is going to be toxic as hell.
[00:52:15] Speaker B: Listen, if it's trust or passion, what you choosing? I'm choosing passion.
[00:52:21] Speaker A: Thank you.
[00:52:22] Speaker B: I will F the hell out of your.
[00:52:24] Speaker A: And once I'm tired of that, once up tired that you. You hit girl.
[00:52:30] Speaker B: Listen, that no passion is dead.
[00:52:32] Speaker C: Like, yeah.
[00:52:34] Speaker A: Hey, bro, I'm at the point in my life, bro, like, I can't do it, G. You kind of unlock this passion type, you know what I'm saying? Like, if I'm on that, I'm on that. But, like, can't do it, G. See what he said?
[00:52:45] Speaker B: No passion, no trust.
[00:52:46] Speaker C: Cause no passion is a dead interaction. That's true.
[00:52:50] Speaker A: I'd rather you just manipulate me.
[00:52:51] Speaker C: Oh, God. Like what?
[00:52:53] Speaker A: Damn, bitch, I can't even trust you.
[00:52:55] Speaker C: Get out my face.
[00:52:56] Speaker A: I done been in situations, though, where I don't really, like, trust, trust the next person. You know what I'm saying? But I'm still fucking you, though, so I mean that shit.
[00:53:06] Speaker C: I feel that. Cause I done been through that, too. I don't trust your bitches with boys, boy.
[00:53:13] Speaker A: And we already raw, too. Like, I ain't trying to. Like, I have to go now. I got to go through this condom stage all over again. All over again. And wait until I find somebody that. Okay, cool then.
Don't want to go to that doctor.
[00:53:28] Speaker C: Don't want to get that in my charges.
[00:53:30] Speaker A: So we Already. Like in bubbles, anyway. But I hate having to start over.
[00:53:35] Speaker C: I don't like starting over either.
I hate it.
[00:53:40] Speaker A: How much time we got, though?
[00:53:41] Speaker B: Yeah, five.
[00:53:43] Speaker C: You got enough? One more.
[00:53:46] Speaker B: I got one more.
I wanted to leave out on that one because that was solid.
That one was solid.
I got a bunch of. Here.
[00:53:59] Speaker A: What she say? How can it even be a relationship with no trust?
Hell, no, I can't trust you. I'm not even stick it with you.
I'll take no passion for 200.
[00:54:08] Speaker C: So how do you. With. With somebody with no passion? How are y' all even with no passion? Bethany,
[00:54:15] Speaker A: I'm telling you, they don't. They want to show that mother. Hey.
[00:54:21] Speaker B: Oh, here go one.
Would you rather have love and no money or.
[00:54:32] Speaker A: I'm already going on the other side of that one. I don't go for what you say,
[00:54:35] Speaker C: but what's the other part? What's the other part?
[00:54:37] Speaker B: Money with no love. The relationship.
[00:54:41] Speaker A: Oh, I. I take money with no love every day. Especially being a man. Fuck it.
[00:54:45] Speaker C: I say money with no love, too.
[00:54:46] Speaker A: Fuck it. As a man, bro. Once you got cheese, bro, you don't need no love. Especially, like, me personally.
I'm financially stable, bro.
I got my son, bro. I already know what real love is. I keep telling y' all that once I had my son, bro, I experienced real love. You feel me? Like, I got somebody that love me for me, right? Like, it ain't no. It ain't no stipulations behind it. I don't have to have a certain type of money. I don't have to dress a certain type of way. I don't have to do shit but be a dad, right? And that love don't change, bro. So, like, for me personally, bro, I could go with no love, right at this day in my life. Like, I take that money, though, because I could take care of my people, right? And I ain't want to just get money to, like, be flyer than you niggas or drive a better car than you niggas or get more bitches than you niggas. I'm gonna take care of my people. You know what I'm saying? I'm making sure my people good. We gonna get this family compound.
We gonna do them family dinners every Sunday. And I'm smooth. I can smoke my weed. Everybody bills paid. Everybody house paid for. You know what I'm saying? You do your own little thing. Oh, yeah, I'm cool with that. That's my goal. Like, I don't really, like, want to get rich to, like, buy a diamond chain, right? I don't really give a. About that. I need my people to be straight.
If I can make sure my people good, I'm good. You know what I'm saying? Look, that's just the main goal.
[00:56:05] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:56:06] Speaker A: A whole lot of honey packs got to be. Wow.
A whole lot of honey packs for what? Y' all take honey, graduate from the honey, and get the Bluetooth. Man,
[00:56:17] Speaker C: you promote that Bluetooth, they need to sponsor your ass.
[00:56:19] Speaker A: You keep talking about that Bluetooth, they need to. You give me that.
[00:56:22] Speaker B: We'll work on it. Get you a. Get you a promo code.
[00:56:25] Speaker A: We got to do something, bro.
You feel me? Like, add a. Add a nigga on that bit. Bluetooth. Don Julio and Bluetooth, we make a dangerous combination.
[00:56:39] Speaker B: Death. That's a combination for her.
[00:56:42] Speaker A: Must be for her.
[00:56:43] Speaker C: Yeah, definitely, because he said damn.
[00:56:47] Speaker A: Went too crazy to my no passion. Yeah, I mean, she said no passion, but you know how much honey, y'.
[00:56:53] Speaker C: All.
[00:56:53] Speaker A: I ain't did the honey.
I ain't. I ain't did that. This all the honey. I need you right here.
That Don, who we Don. Made me do something.
[00:57:02] Speaker C: You don't need nothing else after that.
You don't need nothing else after that.
[00:57:08] Speaker A: What you mean?
[00:57:09] Speaker C: I say nothing.
[00:57:10] Speaker A: Hey.
[00:57:11] Speaker C: You don't need nothing else after that.
[00:57:12] Speaker A: That done. Come on, take a shot.
[00:57:13] Speaker B: Let's clock out.
[00:57:14] Speaker A: We about to go.
Cue my theme music song.
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