SEX, THREESOMES & “GOOD COOCHIE”: WE SAID TOO MUCH!

[00:00:01] Speaker A: Damn, glee. [00:00:02] Speaker B: It's that hard. [00:00:08] Speaker C: Everybody say pee until the time [00:00:11] Speaker A: Only [00:00:12] Speaker B: to let you know that okay, so [00:00:15] Speaker A: you too good for homicides, and you too good for spending time. That's why I'm trying to get you out of my way Even though you look real good from behind I'm trying to see what's in your mind See, I'm gonna say the sheep, these be thankful I'm talking about them peas in the pot Peas in the pot, Peas in the podc. Talking about dumb Peas in the pot, Peas in the pile. This here came from Jay with the ink. [00:00:38] Speaker B: Yo, yo, yo. [00:00:40] Speaker A: What's happening, [00:00:49] Speaker B: Facebook? I used to be having to get home, but, yo, see this carpet? Boy, that'd be like. That'd be like quicksand, boy. That'd be like rolling the chair through grass. You know what I'm saying? You right, bro. You good. Just saying, call me. [00:01:15] Speaker C: You would have helped. [00:01:16] Speaker B: Call uncle with the ink. [00:01:18] Speaker C: Uncle with the ink. [00:01:21] Speaker B: What's happening, man? How y' all been, man? We back. So it's Tuesday. You said we don't do no promoting this shit. We just go live in your face. [00:01:29] Speaker C: We need to stop doing it. [00:01:31] Speaker B: We got to stop doing that, bro. [00:01:33] Speaker C: We gotta stop doing that for real. Seriously. [00:01:36] Speaker B: Hey, beware of the fake TikTok, too, man. If it's a fake, I'm. [00:01:40] Speaker C: You got a fake TikTok, too? [00:01:42] Speaker B: Where's a nigga on TikTok acting like he me, like, trying to get deposit money out y', all, man. You know I ain't gonna. [00:01:51] Speaker C: Like, Ain't nobody gonna ask you for deposit money. [00:01:53] Speaker B: I ain't gonna inbox you first, so just. Beware of the fake TikTok. [00:01:58] Speaker C: Yeah, that's scary. [00:01:59] Speaker B: What's happening, though? How y'. All. How y'. All? Mr. Youssef, how you feeling? You all right? [00:02:07] Speaker C: Did you. Did you crush in here? Did you. I didn't see the. Oh, I didn't even see the crutches. [00:02:14] Speaker B: You trying to be so incognito. Let's see, Ejo. [00:02:17] Speaker C: Come on. [00:02:19] Speaker B: What's wrong with this, man? What's in the family? I miss y'. All. I'm all in the Tick Tock camera, too. [00:02:27] Speaker A: Tick Tock. [00:02:28] Speaker B: Gotta back up a little bit. You know what I'm saying? There we go. We got you in there. All right. We good. Who is. Yes. Damn, that's a lot of answers. [00:02:35] Speaker A: Join. [00:02:36] Speaker B: Anyways, what's happening? Oh, ain't you got some questions? You gonna go first? [00:02:40] Speaker C: I have some topics. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Okay, well, we're gonna start it Off. Angel, what's happening? Oh, okay. [00:02:48] Speaker C: Oh, you saw that. [00:02:51] Speaker B: You saw that message? [00:02:52] Speaker C: Okay. [00:02:52] Speaker B: You know, it pops up here. You know, [00:02:56] Speaker C: Understandable, Understandable. [00:03:00] Speaker B: No, no. [00:03:01] Speaker C: Okay, all right. [00:03:02] Speaker B: That's smooth. That's smooth. [00:03:04] Speaker C: Just go ahead and. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Understood, brother. [00:03:06] Speaker C: Mute yourself. [00:03:07] Speaker B: Go ahead, get on that. What does she say? [00:03:11] Speaker C: Okay, y', all. So I have a few topics today. It's some freaky. I ain't even gonna lie. Oh, my God, it is. [00:03:20] Speaker B: We gotta stop letting you come up with topics. But, I mean, this is YAYA episode, y'. All. [00:03:26] Speaker C: No, y' all know it's not. Okay. So, of course, one of the first topic is sex toys. Oh, that's just. That's too. That's too much. Too. Too fast. Too fast. How do y' all feel about sex toys? Do you feel like that's something that's hindering the sex, or do you feel like that's something that's gonna enhance it? I feel like some niggas get mad. Cause they be like, damn, this bitch always got her rose out. This bitch always got da, da. Like, what you think? What you think about it? [00:03:56] Speaker B: You can pull that rose out. [00:04:00] Speaker C: You can pull the rose out. I feel like you should use it to your advantage. Some men be thinking they be doing some, and they don't be doing nothing. [00:04:08] Speaker B: Damn, it got to be all that. [00:04:09] Speaker C: I mean, no, I don't want you [00:04:11] Speaker B: to pull it out. [00:04:13] Speaker C: I'm saying sometimes. But now I'll say this. If she's pulling it out every time y' all have sex, that's probably an issue. That made me feel like, damn, you need. Do you need this? You don't. You need this every time. [00:04:23] Speaker B: I wouldn't give a. [00:04:24] Speaker C: You wouldn't care. That wouldn't bother you. Okay, so I. I mean, but you confident in yourself. Ain't confident. Don't be confident. [00:04:32] Speaker B: So. So you'll get mad if, like, you think get mad if his girl pull out the toy every time. I mean, she shouldn't pull it out every time. [00:04:40] Speaker C: Every time, though. Like, every single time. Like, hold on, babe. Wait, wait, wait. Let me go get my rose. Hold on, babe. Let me go get my vibrator. Wait, wait. Before you start. Let me go get my. Like, that wouldn't bother you? [00:04:50] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:04:52] Speaker C: You ain't never had to deal with that, though. So you don't know? [00:04:55] Speaker B: I don't know how to feel about that. I don't think. [00:04:56] Speaker C: I. [00:04:57] Speaker B: Like. I don't know. For real? I don't know. I don't know. I might. Yeah. What do you need that toy that much for? [00:05:07] Speaker C: Like, every time it make me feel like, damn, is your fried. Like fried turkey. [00:05:12] Speaker B: I like doing the frying. [00:05:16] Speaker C: Right, right, right, right, right. You want to do the frying. [00:05:18] Speaker B: But yeah, talking about definitely enhancement. I'm telling you. What, Bring your little toy up. Bring it. What that? They got lemon drops now. [00:05:25] Speaker C: What the is a lemon drop? See, I need to. I got to. I got to get in to that, cuz. What the is that? It's. It's a lemon. Like a real lemon. [00:05:32] Speaker B: I'm going eat that with the toy, though. [00:05:35] Speaker C: See, Listen, do you. Did you hear what you just said with it? So that's going to make it even better. [00:05:41] Speaker B: I'mma eat that with the toy. I ain't just eating no coochie either, though. [00:05:47] Speaker C: Like, I. I mean, use it. Use it to your advantage. If it's going to make it just like, do that. [00:05:56] Speaker B: But that boy eating coochie like that. [00:05:59] Speaker C: What? Eating coochie? [00:06:00] Speaker B: Just eating coochie. You just a coochie connoisseur. Like, you could just eat coochie. [00:06:04] Speaker C: I mean, some do like doing that, though. They just rather just eat. You know what I'm saying? Just eat coochie. Like, they cool with that. You ain't doing that. I mean, but if it's your girl, like, yeah, for sure. But just casual sex, like, no, it's [00:06:19] Speaker B: a lot of men, I probably want [00:06:21] Speaker C: you to be my. During casual sex, though. [00:06:23] Speaker B: If I. If I eat, I want you to be my. [00:06:26] Speaker C: So how do you feel about men that just casually do that? Just because, like, they, like, they feel like that's a part of sex. They just eating every. They might probably broke out. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Ain't just too much. You own the song. [00:06:40] Speaker C: That mouth might be broke out around the corners. Check them corners, girls. Two quarters of the miles. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Like, hey, eat that. Eat that with that toy, boy. She gone. Just trust me, bro. [00:06:51] Speaker C: Just trust me. Okay, so do you have any, like. Like, any kinks? Like, are you into, like, any kinky? Like, you know, some people like to be choked. Some people like to be smacked. Some people like to be, you know, handcuffed, you know, spitting your mouth. [00:07:08] Speaker B: J, spin that, man. [00:07:11] Speaker C: So that's one of your sexual kings. So you. Wait, hold on. So you choking a while you spinning her mouth? Okay, so you like choking? That's your thing? [00:07:21] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure. [00:07:23] Speaker A: Okay. [00:07:26] Speaker C: Okay, so if there's anybody in the comments. Do y' all like being camera? So, yeah. Do y' all like being choked? I got excited. Do y' all like Being choked or do you all like doing the choking? [00:07:35] Speaker B: If a man just offering to eat cool coochie and he don't know me, I'm scared. Cause what the. I mean, that. Trying to eat his way into the coochie. [00:07:42] Speaker C: He's trying to eat his way into your heart. [00:07:44] Speaker B: Can I eat it? [00:07:46] Speaker C: And you think. Don't be saying that shit. Let me just. Let me eat it. Just let you what? Excuse me? [00:07:51] Speaker B: I ain't eating shit. I ain't eating the fuck ass thing. [00:07:57] Speaker C: We ain't even looking at. Okay, but so, like, what's another kink? That's like, you know, that's. I feel like that's normal, you know, some, like, feet, you know, I mean, [00:08:11] Speaker B: cool with the feet. [00:08:12] Speaker C: Foot fetishes. [00:08:13] Speaker B: And I ain't got no foot feathers. [00:08:16] Speaker C: But they gotta have nice feet. [00:08:17] Speaker B: Got to have a nice feet. I'm tired of, like, looking over. I'm not with that. [00:08:27] Speaker C: What are you talking. What do you mean? Overlooking? Like, everything else is put together, but then you get to the feet and be like, [00:08:36] Speaker B: I don't like them nasty feet, but y' all be having some nasty ass feet too. Swear to God. Hey, hey, hey. We looking kind of choppy. [00:08:46] Speaker C: Are we? It could be your phone. Let me see. I'm talking about oh on Facebook. [00:08:53] Speaker B: Let me see to my feet finders. [00:08:57] Speaker C: That's the thing. Like, niggas is paying. Look at them feet. Like, I don't know. [00:09:04] Speaker B: I don't know what it is about feet, though. I ain't really like no feet ass nigga. I rub my girl feet, though. [00:09:08] Speaker C: I rub feet, but you not one of them. Be like, okay, put your feet on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and take a picture. [00:09:14] Speaker B: Damn. What? I'd rather you put that pussy on me. Like you can put that pussy between two pieces of bread and stick it to me. That would be a little bit better. [00:09:25] Speaker C: Especially like, if they really got a foot fetish. They want you to do freaky. [00:09:29] Speaker B: They be having some long feet. [00:09:32] Speaker C: They be wanting you to do freaky shit with your feet. They want you to pour syrup on them and put whipped cream and take pictures and do videos. They want you to do some freaky shit on them ass. [00:09:40] Speaker B: They be long toes. Don't be done toenails like that daddy toes. Like I'm talking about. Like I'm talking about. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Corns on the toes. [00:09:50] Speaker C: Like, corns is crazy. I ain't see nobody with corns since my auntie. So let even know bitches still do [00:09:56] Speaker B: that motherfucker have the bunion on the side of that bitch boy. That why? That why. [00:09:59] Speaker C: Oh my God. Bunion is crazy. [00:10:01] Speaker B: That why you don't see a shout out. This with the one of them little two piece suits y' all be having on the sneakers. I can't stand that. I can't stand no girl who that [00:10:10] Speaker C: wear sneakers all the time. Like you wear sneakers all the time. [00:10:13] Speaker B: Well, you go to the club with [00:10:14] Speaker C: some sneakers on, those will be the type of that go to sneaker balls and like they. That's their excuse to not wear no heels. Like put them sneakers on with them dresses. [00:10:21] Speaker B: Talking about midget kinks. You like midgets? [00:10:24] Speaker C: You like midgets? Who like midgets? [00:10:26] Speaker B: No, not feet in the sandwich. That pussy in the sandwich. Like put it between two. But I'm saying she like midgets. [00:10:34] Speaker C: Midgets. What you going to do with a midget? [00:10:37] Speaker B: Come on. [00:10:38] Speaker C: I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't with a little person. [00:10:40] Speaker B: You couldn't with a little person, could [00:10:42] Speaker C: you with a little person? I don't know, I just could. I just. I just look at like damn. Like you just a child size. Like my baby bigger than you. [00:10:50] Speaker B: Like I'm kind of open [00:10:54] Speaker C: to a midget now. Let me say this. The. The female versions of the midgets, them be so goddamn thick. Okay, I get it. And it's like when you look at their face, they got a grown face. It's just the body is. [00:11:09] Speaker B: I don't love midgets though. I would never. I'm scared for real. [00:11:14] Speaker C: But I just. They just too small. It's just I can't get. [00:11:17] Speaker B: You could just put it in my pocket. [00:11:20] Speaker C: Carry her around like a baby. Oh no, you're too little. You just too little. I can't do it. [00:11:28] Speaker B: I'll be scared to see him the. [00:11:29] Speaker C: With a little person. I can't. You probably break her ass down. [00:11:33] Speaker B: You say what to my little. [00:11:38] Speaker C: I, I believe that. [00:11:39] Speaker B: No, hell no. I ain't gonna lie. Them short females be. And listen boy a. Who bought five two with that ass? Girl, you got me. You got me. [00:11:55] Speaker C: Come on. Five two, that was so specific. Five two. Okay. [00:11:59] Speaker B: Anything under like five five, like for real. [00:12:02] Speaker C: Okay. So how you feel about threesomes? [00:12:04] Speaker B: I ain't never had no threesome. [00:12:06] Speaker C: Are you open to that? You say you open the midgets, so are you open to threesomes? [00:12:10] Speaker B: Depends on who it is. Cause I be wanting to concentrate. [00:12:14] Speaker C: What you mean you can't concentrate with two bitches? [00:12:16] Speaker B: I probably can't I feel like it [00:12:18] Speaker C: would be over faster if there's two bitches involved. [00:12:21] Speaker B: Ah, probably. [00:12:23] Speaker C: You don't think so? You just got a picture in your head right now. You got two bitches at your house, [00:12:30] Speaker B: with you talking about boonky be fat. [00:12:35] Speaker C: No, listen. You got two bitches at your house right now, and they both thick. [00:12:39] Speaker B: Shorty, shorty, gotta have them shout. You got me? You said what? [00:12:46] Speaker C: You got two at your house, and they both thick. They're both thick. Not one or the other. Like, one got ass, another one got titties. They both thick as hell. [00:12:58] Speaker B: What am I supposed to do? [00:13:00] Speaker C: That's your threesome right there. That. How do you like how you start that? How do you focus? [00:13:07] Speaker B: I don't know how I'm gonna focus. We ain't gonna make it happen. I ain't about to tell you. No. I just need one. No, I'm about to see what's going on. So my threesome scenes stank. [00:13:20] Speaker C: Who said that? Who said that? [00:13:24] Speaker B: India ass, man. [00:13:25] Speaker C: Oh, my God, bro. I mean, but it's probably not like, [00:13:31] Speaker B: what might be is a little stank. [00:13:36] Speaker C: I feel like it's only stank if it's like, well, no, that's not a threesome. That's a train. That's definitely a trait. You can't even say that's a threesome. [00:13:48] Speaker B: That nigga to my macaroo. [00:13:54] Speaker C: Cuz, you gonna need. I feel like this is the time where you all really could shine. Like, this is when y' all getting them honey packs. What's it called? Them blue chews. Yeah, that's probably the time to use [00:14:04] Speaker B: what that nigga said. Macaroot. Boy, you better be prepared for that, bitch. [00:14:08] Speaker A: Boy. [00:14:08] Speaker B: My mom. You gotta taste some macaroon. All that shit, beet juice. [00:14:12] Speaker C: What Macaroot. [00:14:13] Speaker B: I took everything to keep that wee wee strong. Man, fuck you tomorrow. If that shit. If that shit gonna make me stronger and keep my stamina. The way my stamina be at. Or I could last in that. Yeah, I'm taking that for surely the beetroot. That why I say makaroo. I'm on all that. I take my. I take my vitamins in the morning. I pack a blue tube too. You got me up. I'm you. We're gonna do something. [00:14:41] Speaker C: It's gonna happen. [00:14:42] Speaker B: It's gonna happen. A threesome is a train for a. Would train me. I have no problem with that. [00:14:47] Speaker C: If it's two, that's a train for a. So, I mean, if you look at [00:14:50] Speaker B: it like that, bodacious Women in my face, and both of y' all telling me, pick. I can't pee. [00:14:56] Speaker C: Nah, you shouldn't have to pick. It should be, like. It should be, like, harmony. It should be. Yeah. Like, I feel like whenever you do get the two females together, they gotta really like bitches. [00:15:06] Speaker B: If I do that shit, I don't need that shit. [00:15:08] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:15:08] Speaker B: Like, one time in my life, I don't really. [00:15:10] Speaker C: I don't think I would need to do it all the time. I feel like that's just something I want to, like, scratch off my bucket list. But I like bitches. [00:15:16] Speaker B: Them bitches gonna say, we ran the train on that nigga last night. Would that be such a bad thing? [00:15:20] Speaker C: Would that bother you if was in a group chat saying, oh, we ran a train on this last night. [00:15:24] Speaker B: Good. [00:15:26] Speaker C: Did you just say good? We just ran a train on this last night? [00:15:33] Speaker B: Sure did. [00:15:36] Speaker C: Okay, you cool that. You cool that. No, for real. I feel like the only way it'll work is if the females really like females. If you don't really like females and you just doing. It's not going to work. [00:15:58] Speaker B: Forcing that on the girl. I don't share no dick, man. Girl, you ain't doing all that, right. [00:16:04] Speaker C: Just say you don't like. Just say that. You got to get it. You got to get a female that actually, like, for real. I think that'll make it more fun, cuz, like, she might. She's going to know what she's doing. [00:16:15] Speaker A: Come. [00:16:16] Speaker C: Come us. Your girls. Like, hey, come us. Come me. My. Like. [00:16:21] Speaker B: Would you have a threesome if one of them was good? You want to fight in what? [00:16:25] Speaker C: Wait, listen. Now. Them studs be thick as hell under them boy clothes. [00:16:29] Speaker B: I don't give a. [00:16:30] Speaker C: They be thick as hell under them boy clothes. I don't care what nobody say. [00:16:33] Speaker B: You can have sex with a stud. You. You'll have sex with a boy, bro. [00:16:37] Speaker C: But that's like, what? No, that's not. She's still a girl. [00:16:42] Speaker B: Okay. She's still a girl, too. [00:16:47] Speaker C: A what? [00:16:47] Speaker B: A trainee. [00:16:48] Speaker C: A train. No, no, no, no, no. [00:16:51] Speaker B: We talk about the same thing. It's the same thing. No, because you're giving a pass. [00:16:56] Speaker C: That's. [00:16:56] Speaker B: That's unpassable. [00:16:58] Speaker C: I feel like if a. If a. That's totally different now. Being attracted to a tranny, I feel like there's no problem with that because [00:17:10] Speaker B: I can't have a three, so she won't out fuck me. He will die. I don't be wanting to have no threesome. Anyway, I'll be trying to put them legs up like this. [00:17:17] Speaker C: You can't look at it as a competition. You have to look at it as like she's adding to the experience. You can't kiss both of them. [00:17:25] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Like, I ain't want you to be feeling left out. So what? [00:17:28] Speaker C: I just feel like if I'm having a threesome and I'm with my like, and you gotta, like, set rules right then and there. Don't be kissing this bitch. I mean, but I like to kiss, too. What if I might kiss this bitch? [00:17:38] Speaker B: Both of us finna kiss this bitch. [00:17:41] Speaker C: It gotta be some type of rule set in the beginning. [00:17:43] Speaker B: But both of us fit to kiss this. [00:17:45] Speaker C: Both of us gonna. This this about to eat my while you her and then we're gonna swap. [00:17:50] Speaker B: We are her. [00:17:51] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, we're her, y'. All. Yeah, she's not us. [00:17:55] Speaker B: And she getting kick ass. She can't come. [00:17:57] Speaker C: Yeah, she can't stay. The problem is y' all be letting a stay tonight afterwards, after you a threesome, you gotta have a threesome. [00:18:03] Speaker B: You fall asleep. You also know I'm tired. But she ain't tired. Am I gonna be wrong for clapping while you sleep? [00:18:11] Speaker C: Yeah, and I'mma get up and I'mma. Everybody's getting fucked today. Cause why the fuck is y' all fucking while I'm sleep? Now I feel like you playing in my face. [00:18:21] Speaker B: I don't feel like you playing in my face. [00:18:24] Speaker C: You just fucked the bitch while I was sleep. [00:18:25] Speaker B: I had that bitch in the full neck. [00:18:27] Speaker C: You fucked the hoe while I'm sleep. But you I'm waking up to hearing [00:18:31] Speaker B: we tried to wake up every time a nigga tried to touch that coochie. Move the hand. [00:18:36] Speaker C: Oh, no. See? [00:18:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:37] Speaker C: Okay, now that's different. Now that you better tell that. Oh, you want to wake my up with some head or something? Like what? [00:18:43] Speaker B: You got to wake you up. [00:18:44] Speaker C: Yes, you do got to wake me up. You better be waking me up with some head. Or if I get up, I'm going to beat you up and you're going to get out. [00:18:49] Speaker B: And then I'm going be in that coochie going slow like. [00:18:52] Speaker C: See, that's that sneaky. That's that sneaky. [00:18:56] Speaker B: You going shut your ass up in this bit. That bitch going to be. [00:18:58] Speaker C: As soon as I walk in, I'mma dive on both of y'. All. I'm diving on both of y' all because now you cheating, cuz st what? Before I even go to sleep. Go on, get out. I'm not even about to doze off with another in the house. I can't even get comfortable with another pigeon house. Like no go to send home [00:19:24] Speaker B: choppy on your. [00:19:24] Speaker C: Oh, I ain't. [00:19:25] Speaker B: All right, crazy ass girl. [00:19:27] Speaker C: My bad. [00:19:28] Speaker B: What the other subject was. [00:19:30] Speaker C: Oh yeah, you talking about the trannies. Okay, now as far as. [00:19:33] Speaker B: Uhoh. Hold on now. [00:19:34] Speaker C: We not doing that on here. As far as not allowed. They are very attractive. [00:19:38] Speaker B: What? [00:19:39] Speaker C: You can't lie. A lot of them trainees be attractive as I feel like if a man was attracted to a training. Especially if they don't know that she's a training. I don't feel like there's nothing wrong with that. You don't know she's a training until the starts talking and her voice is deep as yours. Like a lot of the time. A lot of the time the trainees kind of. They be looking better than some of these bitches. [00:19:56] Speaker B: Certain shit you can't hide, bro. [00:19:58] Speaker C: Yeah, certain shit you can't hide. [00:19:59] Speaker B: But that motherfucker. If you do enough research, bro, you could tell. [00:20:05] Speaker C: You think so? [00:20:05] Speaker B: Man, what you tripping. I'm doing research on this motherfucker. [00:20:08] Speaker C: But if a man is attracted to a tranny, does that make him gay? [00:20:12] Speaker B: If he's still attracted to him after? You find out. [00:20:15] Speaker C: Okay, after. Yeah, if you was still attracted to her, I mean, but I mean, she a bad bitch. [00:20:20] Speaker B: Here you go with this bad bitch. [00:20:21] Speaker C: I mean, she's pretty. She keeps herself up. I mean, I mean, that's how I'm looking at. [00:20:25] Speaker B: Nobody gives a about that but you. [00:20:26] Speaker C: I mean, so that make him. It makes them gay. [00:20:31] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:20:32] Speaker C: As long as he trying to buck the tr. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Hey boys, man, chicks with dicks. Who said she going to give me fans on Tik tok? [00:20:41] Speaker C: Who said that? [00:20:42] Speaker B: Deal, bro. [00:20:43] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:20:45] Speaker B: Somebody send us the universe. Okay, then let me find out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take up the top. [00:20:53] Speaker C: Chicks with dicks is crazy. Okay. They be pretty though. They'd be pretty. [00:20:59] Speaker B: What's pretty about that? [00:21:04] Speaker C: Train be so pretty. I guess because I'm a female. Of course as a male, y' all be like, ain't pretty about that. That's a boy. But in my eyes I see a pretty. That's what I see. [00:21:15] Speaker B: You are aggravating. [00:21:16] Speaker C: How am I aggravating? Because that's what I see. [00:21:17] Speaker B: You part of the problem. [00:21:18] Speaker C: No, I'm not. I'm not saying go a tranny. I'm just saying the be pretty problem. You think so? I mean, if you say so. [00:21:32] Speaker B: You listen to yaya if you want to. [00:21:35] Speaker C: I'm not saying go her just gonna [00:21:37] Speaker B: move your ass to Atlanta. Go ahead and handle your business. [00:21:41] Speaker C: And will be in Atlanta every weekend. I don't trust y', all, but that's another story. That's another story. Maybe two. What? [00:21:51] Speaker B: Too fine. [00:21:52] Speaker C: What the. Or the trainees, Trainers, I guess. [00:21:55] Speaker B: I ain't even talking to no like, two. Two fine. I know you ain't got no pussy. I don't know who you is for real. [00:22:01] Speaker C: How you know she ain't got no pussy? [00:22:03] Speaker B: I'm just. I'm just looking at you like hands, feet. [00:22:06] Speaker C: Usually their hands do me big facial. [00:22:08] Speaker B: Facial structure. Like, I don't even like chest. It's certain shit they can't hide. You know what I'm saying? Like, the middle of this chest part right here. Straight be nigger. Ain't nothing they can do about that. [00:22:22] Speaker C: Straight nigga. [00:22:22] Speaker B: Ain't nothing they can do about that shit. Punch you in your goddamn Alice apple. [00:22:30] Speaker C: Okay, so how do you feel about polygamy? [00:22:40] Speaker B: I'm all for it. [00:22:42] Speaker C: I don't see nothing wrong with it. [00:22:43] Speaker B: You sound like. As far as. Like me, though, I don't think I can handle two. [00:22:49] Speaker C: Two bitches probably aggravating. [00:22:51] Speaker B: There's no probably about it to deal [00:22:52] Speaker C: with on a regular basis. [00:22:53] Speaker B: One bitch aggravating? [00:22:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:22:55] Speaker B: Like a nigga got to literally, like, guess what's going on up here for y'. [00:22:59] Speaker A: All. [00:22:59] Speaker C: Like, so guessing for two bitches. [00:23:03] Speaker B: Oh, that's a stroke. [00:23:05] Speaker C: A stroke is crazy. A stroke. It don't be that bad [00:23:13] Speaker B: for y' all are some of the most. [00:23:14] Speaker C: It don't be that bad. [00:23:16] Speaker B: I don't even be knowing what be going on with y' all sometimes. That's why I just. [00:23:19] Speaker C: I just hate bitches that make you make you guess all the time. Like, bitch, I just fall back. Bit just talk. [00:23:24] Speaker B: I swear to God, I just fall back. I ain't gonna keep doing all that. I ain't fitting to keep. [00:23:30] Speaker C: So what if you was dealing with a female that wanted to add another female because she like females. [00:23:35] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:23:38] Speaker C: But, like, all right. Now she looking at it like, all right, you my man, and she my girl. But she don't want y' all to like to deal. [00:23:45] Speaker B: I'm gonna get another. [00:23:47] Speaker C: Okay. [00:23:47] Speaker B: So we can have. Imma have me a. A girlfriend too. [00:23:50] Speaker C: So it's gonna be four y'. [00:23:51] Speaker B: All. [00:23:54] Speaker C: It's gonna be four y'. All. That's a lot. [00:23:55] Speaker B: You take care of your two, I take care of My two. [00:24:00] Speaker C: I mean, yeah, you could do that. I ain't think about it like that. [00:24:03] Speaker B: Come on. I'll beat the second wife ass. [00:24:06] Speaker C: What? [00:24:08] Speaker B: India ass aggravated to when I'll beat [00:24:10] Speaker C: the second wife ass. No, but sometimes I feel like, especially some men, hey, they need two. Like, they. [00:24:23] Speaker B: That's. [00:24:23] Speaker C: That's just what it is. Like every. I mean, I just feel like one person sometimes can't give you everything that you're looking for for certain people. For certain people. Some people need that extra. [00:24:37] Speaker B: Like what? [00:24:38] Speaker C: Like that extra. Like that extra person, that extra emotion, that extra. [00:24:42] Speaker B: Nobody need that man, that extra. Just be selfish. Depending on how I love you is you just be willing to deal with it. You don't. [00:24:50] Speaker C: And then I just think about, like, you got to think back in ancient times, like, the had wives, wives, but they also. Them wives, but they took care of their wives too. [00:25:01] Speaker B: You know what taking care of a was back then? [00:25:04] Speaker C: You know, bringing food from the woods and y' all cooking in over this open. [00:25:08] Speaker B: You know, taking care of a is now. Bitch got lash appointments, hair appointments, nails, toes. You got to buy the bundles. Nails, toes, motherfucking contacts, Mercedes car notes, rent. You got niggas out there, bitch paying, but I don't give a what I'm telling you, buddy, just be too much going on. That sound like a lot, mama. I ain't competing with budget, buddy. Paying your rent. You need to keep that nigga. I swear to God, I hate when y'. [00:25:36] Speaker C: All. [00:25:36] Speaker B: I hate when y' all find. [00:25:37] Speaker C: Oh, my last nigga was paying all this. [00:25:38] Speaker B: I hate when you find this ass [00:25:41] Speaker C: nigga where you at now you want [00:25:43] Speaker B: to come over here to me, but I don't got nothing for you. You generous sometimes you got. You got to be a head giver, though. You got to be a head on demand. You got to be heavy Murphy around this head. Head, head. I'm talking about. I shouldn't even have to ask for head. [00:26:01] Speaker C: Just come in. Just. Just come in with your knee pads. When you with him, have your knee pads in your bag and enjoy it. [00:26:08] Speaker B: Or a pillow and enjoy it. Love it. [00:26:11] Speaker C: That be the problem when bitches don't be liking it, when bitches don't be enjoying it. [00:26:15] Speaker B: Motherfucker get to sucking that motherfucker and get to making the noise like moaning. Yeah, I love it. You here to stay. I get bitch. [00:26:24] Speaker C: I got a keyboard, a key to the house. [00:26:26] Speaker B: Mm. [00:26:28] Speaker C: Okay. You get a key to the crib as long as you Eddie Murphy around this motherfucker. [00:26:33] Speaker B: But you got to be Hattie Murphy. [00:26:36] Speaker C: Ain't he Murphy and ain't he Murphy don't like sucking dick. For real. [00:26:40] Speaker B: Can't suck dick. [00:26:42] Speaker C: And that too. And that too. And I just feel like that's something you got to tell A. Like if A is giving you head and it's bad, you should probably stop her. Like you gotta learn how the rent [00:26:50] Speaker B: was 30 back then. On my mama boy, rent wasn't even. [00:26:53] Speaker C: Rent was $10 back then, probably 5. [00:26:56] Speaker B: Boy, all this women coming with no but A get to telling you about how I only deal with rich, this, that and the third. I ain't, I don't. [00:27:10] Speaker C: I'm good. [00:27:10] Speaker B: I got. I got a little vibe. Some parmesan crusted chicken. [00:27:16] Speaker C: Parmesan crusted chicken. I like that. [00:27:19] Speaker B: Pork chop. Whatever. [00:27:20] Speaker C: I like that. [00:27:21] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Like, but when you talking about the calamari and crackers and motherfucking and ducking [00:27:29] Speaker C: shit, you wanna see her duck and all that? [00:27:32] Speaker B: He better goin back over there to miss. He got 15 bitches. You just got to deal with that. [00:27:36] Speaker C: Mm. [00:27:37] Speaker B: Don't come over here with that, man. Like I ain't got it for you. [00:27:41] Speaker C: I'm not dealing with 15 bitches. [00:27:42] Speaker B: Talking about niggas don't be having enough dick to suck. For real. Sheesh. How much dick you need? Whoa. Gotta smash her face in his stomach and do that shit. Well, I'm glad I'm not part of the Itty Diddy Big. [00:27:53] Speaker C: What'd she say? [00:27:54] Speaker B: She say gotta smash your face into his stomach to do. I'm not part of the itty Bitty. [00:28:01] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:28:02] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:28:03] Speaker C: I'll never. [00:28:03] Speaker B: I mean, you're gonna choke on this, Roger. [00:28:06] Speaker C: I don't run into those, so I don't. [00:28:08] Speaker B: Yeah, all right. I mean, you know, if. I mean a can't control. I feel, I feel bad for you though, bro. Like you can't control it. Like, I ain't saying I'm. If I could go pick this off a shelf, I definitely would have picked something else. You know what I'm saying? [00:28:26] Speaker C: But like those that are the most generous, those the ones, them little ones, they be the most generous. The ones like who have the, you know, who really slinging some shit. Them be the ones with them. With them smart ass mouths and with. And they really be strict. [00:28:41] Speaker B: For real. [00:28:42] Speaker C: Like they be strict to sell. [00:28:44] Speaker B: So we just. I'm just the shit. That's all I could do if that. If my, if my. If you know, you need a 18 wheeler trailer you know not to call me. You need some. [00:28:55] Speaker C: This big 18 wheeler is crazy. Put your hands together a little bit more. [00:29:00] Speaker B: Like you need something that big, you [00:29:02] Speaker C: need to call me boy. You know what's going on. [00:29:06] Speaker B: What? Oh, Jesus, don't call me. I'm. I don't care. [00:29:10] Speaker C: I don't even want that if it take all that, right? Keep. Keep that. [00:29:18] Speaker B: We don't want it for every rich nigga. You knew fucking them. Mm. I ain't got nothing for you, mama. [00:29:27] Speaker C: Mm, mm, mm. [00:29:28] Speaker B: Okay, then. Okay, then. Okay, then. We get another galaxy. I appreciate it, you know what I'm saying? [00:29:36] Speaker C: So for bitches who can't suck dick, you won't ever just tell them to just. Hey, stop. [00:29:40] Speaker B: I do what you like. Come on, mama. I'm saying nothing to it, though. I don't make you feel nothing to it. I just make you feel like I'm real. [00:29:46] Speaker C: Okay, now, that was real subtle. That was real discreet. Like, come on. Like, you know, it's kind of making her feel like, all right, I'm tired of you sucking. Someday I want some coochie now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. [00:29:57] Speaker B: Making noise. [00:30:03] Speaker C: You gotta tell people if they're not doing a good job, like, that be the problem. Be thinking they doing good. [00:30:09] Speaker B: Go slow and they not. You get to sucking my dick fast. I'm getting mad. I might go soften that. For real. I ain't want that. Like that. Super duper ass love on this rod. [00:30:25] Speaker C: Super head. [00:30:27] Speaker B: Oh, slanging that on me like that. [00:30:31] Speaker C: Some. Some people like that. She probably was used to a. Who liked that fast head that. [00:30:35] Speaker B: He ain't like that. He probably couldn't feel that dick. He got that fast head like that one. He couldn't feel that. Ain't no way in hell you want a girl suck that dick that fast. You can't. I like slow and steady. Be like the turtle, the tortoise in the hill. Slow and steady wonder. [00:30:55] Speaker C: Slow and steady wins the race. [00:30:56] Speaker B: I'm getting on my shit being a maniac. Just buck wild and shit. [00:31:01] Speaker C: Maniac is crazy. The word maniac is just like what [00:31:08] Speaker B: I'm smoothing. Oh, my God. [00:31:11] Speaker C: So no female ever told you, like, you give bad head. Not you over there laughing in the background, a coochie connoisseur. [00:31:25] Speaker B: I feel like doing that. You don't like doing it, it got to be mine. Unless I got. [00:31:30] Speaker C: You don't like doing it. You don't like doing it because of what? [00:31:32] Speaker B: If I got a point to prove now, you know, I might get on that. [00:31:35] Speaker C: But what kind of point would you have to prove? [00:31:39] Speaker B: Wherever that julio take me? [00:31:44] Speaker C: What kind of point you gotta prove? [00:31:46] Speaker B: Whatever the julio take me, bro. Like, you know, like, bro, I'm telling you, bro, I might. And. And then what be so crazy about? I might just go to sleep on you. So I might not even want no pussy. I might get your ass over here too fast. I might get your ass over here. Ain't make a move. You. [00:32:04] Speaker C: You. [00:32:05] Speaker B: I'm just a gentleman, but I'm about to go to sleep. I don't even got time to try to figure out if she want to fuck me or not. I'm finna lay it down, mama. I swear to God, I'll catch you some other time, boy. Please, boy, I ain't gotta catch you. [00:32:17] Speaker C: That gotta be the worst when you get the person over there and then you just. You just too drunk. You just. Oh, God. Room just be spinning. [00:32:26] Speaker B: I got you over here. [00:32:28] Speaker C: Now lay down. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Nah, hell no. [00:32:31] Speaker C: Go lay down. I'll be so mad. Okay, so how do you feel about lingerie? Because I feel like. Don't wear lingerie no more. I feel like they're more so into the moomoos now. They feel like that's lingerie. [00:32:47] Speaker B: Hold on, let me. Let me. The mumu is. Be cool if you like you bodying in the mumu, you know what I'm saying? But if you just got one of them, like, you fitting to go do a rain dance mumu now, it gonna take this bitch forever to lift this up. [00:33:06] Speaker C: What you mean, bro? [00:33:08] Speaker B: Y' all be having some of the [00:33:08] Speaker C: moomoos and moomoos, but them shits be too big. [00:33:11] Speaker B: Too big? Nah. If we got like a little. That mini skirt. Hello, I'm on that. I like them. I like them kind of moomoos, you know what I'm saying? But, like, the lingerie, I don't feel like I'm gonna take that off anyway. But, like, just give. [00:33:26] Speaker C: Do niggas not like lingerie? [00:33:27] Speaker B: I love it. [00:33:28] Speaker C: It's just like, you said that shit faster than hell. [00:33:31] Speaker B: I love it. [00:33:31] Speaker C: Do niggas. I like. [00:33:32] Speaker B: Cause like, I love it. Send me your lingerie pictures. I love attachments. You know what I'm saying? Y' all don't be doing that no more. For real. Like, just give a n a some push. [00:33:41] Speaker C: Bethany. Yes. If you was to give me head and it was trash, I would tell you, stop. [00:33:45] Speaker B: They wearing lingerie in the club with Jordans now. Nah, for real, bro. That lingerie shit did. [00:33:50] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. And it's like, why Y' all wearing it with the sneakers. That shit is annoying. But I mean, I feel like lingerie. Yeah, I hate that y' all wear it outside now. [00:33:58] Speaker B: It's like I'm talking with some jeans and a lingerie top. [00:34:02] Speaker C: And a lingerie top. Yes. With sneakers. You country Jordans. Jordans for sure. [00:34:07] Speaker B: Know what your toes look like, smell like? Like. [00:34:10] Speaker C: Smell like. [00:34:11] Speaker B: It's correct on that. I ain't on that. You could just look at her be. No, she smell good. You smell good. That boonky soft. You got me. You got me, boy. Well, I don't know what it is about that sheep way. [00:34:26] Speaker C: Yeah, it's only for the bedroom. That's how I feel about laundry, too. [00:34:29] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, for sure. [00:34:33] Speaker C: I feel like don't be making it fun no more. Just come to bed. [00:34:36] Speaker B: How that body look? No anymore I feel that had them little cheeks hanging at the bottom of that. I'm telling you, boy, like certain motherfuckers, [00:34:47] Speaker C: I feel like y' all like that more than a big T shirt. Like a big T shirt is like, okay, you might. You might have been tired today. [00:34:53] Speaker B: If you coming in that bitch with a big T shirt, you bet you that shit better be off by the time you get into bed. The whole thing too. [00:35:00] Speaker C: The whole shirt. [00:35:01] Speaker B: Ain't no way in the fuck why y' all be getting. That's why y' all don't. That's why you don't keep rich when you get one. He just be here for a little second. [00:35:09] Speaker C: Like, I wear big T shirts sometimes. [00:35:17] Speaker B: Don't make me start. I'm trying not to, you know, always be trying to throw yourself. Yourself into. Okay, you say you wear big T shirts sometimes. You see how much you can hear your big ass coming to the door? That be that probably hear that. You talking about what? Ain't give a. About that. That boy. You see how much ass underneath that big ass T shirt? [00:35:38] Speaker A: Why? [00:35:39] Speaker B: Why Ain't giving a. [00:35:42] Speaker C: Okay. [00:35:43] Speaker B: How long it probably take that to reach his hand up underneath that bit to reach the pearl. What? What? Please. Tribute lingerie isn't for the public. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? What wrong with the big T shirt, boy shorts and the baby tee and you're getting. [00:36:01] Speaker C: You're getting boy shorts on my mama. Boy shorts. [00:36:04] Speaker B: Okay, you boy. [00:36:07] Speaker C: I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Hey, hey. That the one right there, the boy shorts with that moose knuckle. Pokemon. Got me. I'm so. I'm so easy, bro. [00:36:24] Speaker C: You so easy. Overly go. [00:36:27] Speaker B: I'm so easy. [00:36:32] Speaker C: Overly like, okay, come over my seat [00:36:34] Speaker B: with that motherfucking helm and some boy shorts and that little. [00:36:39] Speaker C: With some sheets hanging out the bottom. [00:36:41] Speaker B: That little ass T shirt. I don't know what it is about that boy. [00:36:44] Speaker C: I say, I like thick girls, too. I don't know why. I just feel like. Just have a look. You ain't got to have the biggest ass, but just have a. [00:36:53] Speaker B: You know, I love it. [00:36:55] Speaker C: Wrong. Yeah. I don't even care. You ain't got to have no titties. You got a fat ass, right? [00:36:59] Speaker B: Well, I don't. The big titties be. It'd be cool. I love titties, though. Don't get me wrong. [00:37:04] Speaker C: You love titties. [00:37:07] Speaker B: Love him down titties. I mean, I love everything on a woman, period, though. [00:37:12] Speaker C: Yeah. I mean, I love everything about a woman, too. But it's just like, I. You know, if I had to choose between titties and ass, I would choose ass every time. [00:37:18] Speaker B: I love a big T shirt. Mixed match sock. Hey, on my mama if you got mixed match socks. Yeah, y' all already know what's going on since she walked down the street. Hey, what? [00:37:26] Speaker C: Who's what, girl? [00:37:32] Speaker B: That shit, man, that shit be hurting y'. All. Y' all ass. That shit be goddamn. I don't know, bro. Ain't got nothing to do with me. [00:37:39] Speaker C: Ain't got nothing to do with me. [00:37:40] Speaker B: Ain't got nothing to do with me. I am hot. [00:37:43] Speaker A: See? [00:37:44] Speaker C: Ain't nothing under the T shirt, though. Yeah, ain't nothing under the T shirt. So, like. [00:37:47] Speaker B: Yeah, but y' all got to stop being lazy, man. [00:37:49] Speaker C: Like, what Amumu is like the. The fancy version of a big T shirt. [00:37:55] Speaker B: Just lingerie there now and again. [00:37:57] Speaker C: Yeah. It ain't gotta be every night. [00:37:59] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? I guarantee you, like, you ain't even got the lingerie. For real. Like, them give a that invisible ink. Like, four of them back there where he got to squeeze that picture, you know what I'm saying? Like, it don't cost a lot. [00:38:16] Speaker C: I mean, it really don't. [00:38:17] Speaker B: You can see me that T shirt, you scoot your little ass up a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Pull that shirt up. Let me see that monkey. [00:38:24] Speaker C: Well, you got me. [00:38:26] Speaker B: I'm on the way, mama. [00:38:27] Speaker C: I love that word, monkey. Let me see that bookie. [00:38:30] Speaker B: I let that boonki know. That shit look heavy. Yeah. I don't know. [00:38:36] Speaker C: It's not heavy, guys. It's not that big. [00:38:39] Speaker B: Yeah, y' all can feed the needy. [00:38:40] Speaker C: It's not that big. [00:38:42] Speaker B: Amen. Yeah, I appreciate that. Okay then. [00:38:47] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. [00:38:49] Speaker B: So muumu is a chicken frying dress. You can fucking hello. [00:38:55] Speaker C: I think about it like that. [00:38:57] Speaker B: But you need to be bodying in that mumu. [00:38:59] Speaker C: If you just ain't got no nothing, you can't be flat everything flat chest, flat ass. [00:39:04] Speaker B: You need to be in that bitch in boy shorts and baby teeth. [00:39:10] Speaker C: I feel like boy shorts always gonna eat if you got a fat ass. Boy shorts always if you got a little ass. If you petite boy shorts. Oh yeah, you got little ass. [00:39:16] Speaker B: But I'm telling you what. [00:39:18] Speaker C: Yeah, for sure. [00:39:19] Speaker B: Can you turn around and see that monkey like this. [00:39:23] Speaker A: Come on. [00:39:25] Speaker B: McDonald sign. [00:39:33] Speaker C: Okay, so why do talk to ugly with fat asses? I feel like that that attraction. Y' all don't be caring about no Walmart. [00:39:41] Speaker B: So no Walmart gowns. [00:39:43] Speaker C: Hold on, wait, no, we didn't say that. Walmart gowns. [00:39:46] Speaker B: I can understand them eat sometimes too. Okay, listen. If you gonna be like the Walmart gown, mumu type of girl, bonded type of girl with your every night, you need to be the initiator. You need to make your feel wanted. Ain't saying you can't hop in the bed like that, but just make your feel wanted. That's just what you mean by that. You need to be the initiator. Like that. As soon as that get in the bed, you need to be grabbing D a slapping that across your something. [00:40:11] Speaker C: So y' all like that? [00:40:12] Speaker B: Love it. Who don't? I love sitting ass. Damn, boy. You see all right. [00:40:24] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Listen, I'm that one across your face. [00:40:30] Speaker B: My hood. [00:40:31] Speaker C: I like doing that. [00:40:32] Speaker B: I love it, girl. Ooh, she love me. Bad. Crop top boy shorts for the win. That shit will get you pregnant. Jesus Christ. I swear to God I'm giving it to you. She's so stupid. [00:40:49] Speaker C: She said McDowell, son. [00:40:53] Speaker B: You don't know about that. Ricky smiley, you know. [00:40:55] Speaker C: Oh my God. [00:40:57] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure. I need that. That going to get you f send me a picture like that. I stop what I'm doing just to [00:41:04] Speaker C: get a picture like that. [00:41:05] Speaker B: I mean, I mean just to go, yes, you got me in that mold. You know how that do this. And don't be the one that locked them back legs like that. Or you bowlegged a little. I'm out of here, guys. [00:41:18] Speaker C: I'll be back. Session is on pause. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Okay, I'm sliding. I'm out. This bitch. Swear to God, we ain't got nothing Else. [00:41:34] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:41:35] Speaker B: Knock that bonnet back. I'mma knock you in between this motherfucking mattress. Swear to God. Don't have me waiting on no coochie. And then I finally get it. [00:41:44] Speaker C: Just don't have nobody waiting. It'd be trash. Stop saving trash coochie. [00:41:47] Speaker B: You ain't got to save. I'm about to knock your ass through next week, and I ain't want no more. Cause it trash. I ain't got to tell you that shit. I just ain't gonna hit you up no more. [00:41:58] Speaker C: Some females don't look at it like it's trash, though. When you don't hit him up no more, they just look at it like, oh, he just want. He just wanted some coochie. [00:42:03] Speaker B: It ain't a female on this side of America that gonna tell you they got some trash coochie anyway. [00:42:07] Speaker C: Everybody think they got good coochie. [00:42:08] Speaker B: Everybody think. [00:42:09] Speaker C: That's the problem. [00:42:09] Speaker B: Every woman think they can fuck. They just think it's just niggas with the sex problems. Cause they the size of dick. No, you can't either. [00:42:15] Speaker C: Yeah, you can't. And your coochie dry pillow princess. Oh, yeah. Okay. So how do men really feel about that? A female that don't never do nothing? Like, you always got to get on top or you always got to instruct a that. That seemed like it would be aggravating, but, like, I'm done with this bitch. Like, how long. How long does that last? Especially if she. But what if she got good coochie, though? [00:42:34] Speaker B: Knock it off. Pull my bread. I'm telling you. I'm pulling the braids. [00:42:38] Speaker C: I said, what if she has good coochie? Like, it's just. It's just really wet. It's like. It's just. It don't. It makes it bad when she's always laying down. Okay, what did you just do to. [00:42:49] Speaker B: No, get the wrapping. Them hands. [00:42:51] Speaker A: Are you. [00:42:52] Speaker B: Oh, I know I'm in there then. I know I'm in there. I had your legs all the way up back here knocking that. You got me the hunger when. Yeah, it's over with. It's over with. What? [00:43:08] Speaker C: It be like that. It be like that. Like a cat whining, oh, my God. [00:43:16] Speaker B: Take me through that. [00:43:18] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:43:19] Speaker B: What makes a cat trash from a male perspective? [00:43:22] Speaker C: I'mma say one of them is obviously laying down all the time. You always on your back. That makes you trash. [00:43:27] Speaker B: We just ain't connect for real. Like, can be good and trash, too. It's weird. Like, especially for me. You got some, like, good nasty. Like, good bad coochie. [00:43:40] Speaker C: Explain. [00:43:41] Speaker B: Like, I just know I ain't about to you no more. [00:43:44] Speaker C: What? But what. [00:43:46] Speaker B: While I'm in that. While I'm in it. But good bad, you could be smart. Don't mean I'll be like, I ain't this no more. Like, it's difficult to explain. [00:43:55] Speaker C: It's like. [00:43:55] Speaker B: Like when you get a connection with your own sex is amazing. [00:44:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:44:06] Speaker A: And that's. [00:44:07] Speaker B: Once you get that. Y' all too on that. That's it over. Y' all sweating. You don't know your clothes I'm talking about. Boy, I be getting what, ears ringing, like, lightheaded. [00:44:25] Speaker C: Like, when you make that connection with [00:44:26] Speaker B: somebody and you don't. As you like, [00:44:32] Speaker C: let's go again. Let's go again. [00:44:33] Speaker B: I got to get some water or something, baby. [00:44:35] Speaker C: You got to take a little. Yeah, but, like, I. I get what you saying now. [00:44:39] Speaker B: If you fit to clean up that different, I can handle that right there. But you just ain't going give me no tea. [00:44:51] Speaker C: Explain it. [00:44:52] Speaker B: Because I think women is different for us. It's like, you make that connect with somebody. You made that connection, bro. That sex bitch. I could be. We could be having sex. [00:45:04] Speaker C: But you had good coochie and just never again. [00:45:07] Speaker B: No, [00:45:10] Speaker C: it wasn't. No, it was like, okay, yeah, whatever. Like, I could have did this at home. I could have masturbated for surely that's how I'm looking at it. Like, you could have stayed home, masturbated. [00:45:19] Speaker B: Questioning idea. You might. Cuz a lot of times y' all be thinking y' all about to change our life with this. Like, I ain't fit to put this. Like, damn, it's just some. [00:45:27] Speaker C: No, for real. A lot of the time, if you mast before you even get to the person, you probably be like, you don't even want it no more. [00:45:33] Speaker B: I'm telling you, bro, what you going like. [00:45:39] Speaker C: Salties. And have you ever. [00:45:44] Speaker B: Are you asking me have I ever made somebody cry? Oh, you gonna cry? [00:45:49] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:45:50] Speaker B: Go cry. So it might be that first time for sure, though. Cause you gonna come on this bit thinking, like, I'm not gonna put the shout you. I love having that element of surprise. I'm gonna dog you off top. Got to got to get to you. I'm about to you now. [00:46:07] Speaker C: I'm about to you. [00:46:07] Speaker B: I'm telling you, it's f Go down. It's f. To go down. Let me tell you. And once you start that crying shit. Oh, why you fucking me like this. I'm not doing it no more. [00:46:21] Speaker C: Then you need to stop giving out. [00:46:22] Speaker B: Cause you crazy. You're gonna be crazy like. [00:46:24] Speaker C: But you're opening that door though, when you a bitch like that. [00:46:29] Speaker B: What? [00:46:30] Speaker C: You're opening the crazy door. [00:46:32] Speaker B: So if so, what the fuck? [00:46:34] Speaker C: See this what I'm saying. And then you just be like, oh, why does bitch in my house? Why does bitch keep calling my phone? Why she stalking me? Why she know my scandals? [00:46:40] Speaker B: Like if you stick you still on some shit like your heart and your coochie. You need to grow up anyway, bitch don't be getting to calling my phone, acting all crazy cause I fuck the shit out. What the fuck was I supposed to do? [00:46:51] Speaker C: You need to grow up, bitch. [00:46:52] Speaker B: Okay, well, you sound crazy as fuck. Or I get nah. Or I fuck. Or you I let you fuck Nah, I get to act all this. No. The fuck you doing? I don't got to fuck no more. I done did it. Nothing. I can live with the memory. [00:47:05] Speaker C: This is the list. He just scratched you off the list, bitch. That's it. [00:47:11] Speaker B: Getting packed like some cigarette. You hear me? Have. Have I cried? I ain't crying about no coochie. [00:47:18] Speaker C: Do men cry in the. [00:47:19] Speaker B: If that fool, if he crying, he fit to kill you. You better be on your best behavior. [00:47:28] Speaker C: I'll probably be like, hold on. I know you ain't crying in this. Are you the girl or my girl? Do you want a baddie shaner door? Hey, what the fuck? I ain't never had no man cry. [00:47:40] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie now. I had some good coochie, dog that make me got down, tear up, not tear up, but have you thinking, damn, baby, you ride me like this. You looking this good. Your ass this off of my head. [00:47:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:54] Speaker B: He do something to you. I see why obey act how he act. But you know. That be the best coochie in the world. I like that unexpected coochie. [00:48:05] Speaker C: Like this is for me. [00:48:07] Speaker B: Here you go. Like you ain't even. I ain't even thought. [00:48:09] Speaker C: I know, I know. You didn't think you was getting them, but here you go, here's a gift. I got a gift for you. [00:48:13] Speaker B: Unexpectedly, like she just seen you. Attachments. What you doing later? I'm still stuck on the attachments. Yeah, I like that kind of coochie. And then you ain't got to come puff me. So you walk in the door, you want some shots so that first get you in that mold and I'll get them. [00:48:31] Speaker C: Some girls don't need no shots. They already Know what they're coming over there for with me being a female? A lot of females, if they, you know, agree to come to your house, they know what they come over there for. They don't need no time. [00:48:39] Speaker B: If he cry, I'm putting 20,000 on their head immediately after that. Amen. On the first time, do you give it all you got or does it depend on the female? [00:48:48] Speaker C: The first time, I feel like you have to, because that's your audition, honestly. Especially if it's somebody that you like. You don't want to give nobody no trash coochie or you want to be lazy, because then they going, you know, you don't know who they gonna tell. They might have a best friend. And they went and told the nigga, like, man, this bitch, I done been waiting to this three months, and this was trash. She ain't even did nothing. She laid there the whole time, like, I don't know. [00:49:09] Speaker B: I don't even be telling nobody about no coochie out in here. That shit between us. I don't do that. [00:49:15] Speaker C: You don't do that with your best friends. Okay. I know some niggas do, though. [00:49:19] Speaker B: Nah. If you pregnant. Nah. That difference. That's something we got to talk about. Cause that'd be the only time I think my niggas will break up a name. Like, if they got some other prison other than that. Well, we ain't talking about no. Oh, boy, I crack so and so. Hell yeah. Boy, she been too easy, boy. She been going for the dog who [00:49:35] Speaker C: doing all that do that? Well, that's my hoe do that. [00:49:39] Speaker B: If I crack and then you trying to crack out. I'm feeling some type of way. [00:49:43] Speaker C: I don't. I mean, I ain't done with her [00:49:45] Speaker B: yet if I'm doing with it. Cool, but. [00:49:48] Speaker C: But don't really do that, though, right? Like. Well, no. Yes, they do. Well, yes, they will. They. You could be in a relationship with the. [00:49:56] Speaker B: You trying to. You trying not to make the team. All right, cool. Like, do different females deserve different effort? [00:50:05] Speaker C: Or do you all of them the same? [00:50:06] Speaker B: I'm everybody the same. I'm trying to make it cream. [00:50:09] Speaker C: I mean, but what if she's a hoe? Like, you can't a hoe the same way you a. That you really like, how the. Not that be the problem right there. You. Y' all can't everybody the same. [00:50:19] Speaker B: Why? [00:50:21] Speaker C: What you mean? Cause she's a hoe. [00:50:23] Speaker B: Well, I'm supposed to go slow in her. [00:50:25] Speaker C: Not slow, but. I mean, just give her some dick that you would give to a hoe. Like, I feel like there should be a difference between that. Like just the bitch. You think kissing is the only thing that determines the difference? [00:50:38] Speaker B: What does? [00:50:39] Speaker C: No, like, okay. [00:50:41] Speaker B: Kissing. The safe sex. [00:50:42] Speaker C: Well, yeah. I mean, yeah, safe sex for sure. Safe sex should always just be in the. The top anyway. [00:50:47] Speaker B: But what I'm doing this calling me myself. What am I supposed to be doing, though? [00:50:55] Speaker C: I don't know. I just feel like there should be a difference. I want to ask him what he think, cuz, I mean, it got to be a difference. [00:51:03] Speaker B: Come on, man. [00:51:05] Speaker C: And then after you a hoe, you definitely need to send her on her way. Like. All right, cool. Maybe even dap her up afterwards. Like, appreciate you. [00:51:18] Speaker B: Anyway. [00:51:18] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, dap her up. Thanks. [00:51:22] Speaker B: What? [00:51:23] Speaker C: Appreciate you, big dog. Afterwards. You can't make her feel like this is going to be some. You know, some. [00:51:28] Speaker B: I ain't doing all that, man. It just. It. It is what it ain't. [00:51:37] Speaker C: Going about your day telling you be all right. [00:51:41] Speaker B: I like some little coochie, though. [00:51:43] Speaker C: You like some what? [00:51:44] Speaker B: I like some coochie. I like some little coochie. I love coochie. That's how I felt. A player for a coochie. [00:51:52] Speaker C: Coochie. [00:51:53] Speaker B: So you don't make love. You was like, oh, no, I'm making love. That's my point. Like, I ain't. [00:51:59] Speaker C: Bethany, shut up. No, for real, though. She's. She's a slut. She's a slut. You should slut out a slut the. That you like. Yeah, you probably should kind of. Like he said, make love to the. But like, there's a difference. It's like, I don't know that it's a difference. [00:52:13] Speaker B: That's why I just don't be. I don't. [00:52:15] Speaker C: It's a difference. [00:52:16] Speaker B: I don't. Ain't like, for real. [00:52:18] Speaker C: Yeah, please don't. [00:52:19] Speaker B: Because I'm. [00:52:21] Speaker C: You gonna dog them either way. [00:52:22] Speaker B: I'm slow. I'm slow rolling. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna kiss in that mouth. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I'm on that. What if I don't. [00:52:37] Speaker C: If I don't like you? [00:52:38] Speaker B: No, I want you to send that to you. I just. We're just boning. [00:52:43] Speaker C: She said to the hoe as well. Slow rolling to the hoe. No, see, that's what I'm saying. It's a difference. You're not slow rolling with no hoe. With a hoe. I feel like she should be getting. Not fast dick but you know, I need you up out of here. [00:52:55] Speaker A: What? [00:52:58] Speaker C: I'm just saying. [00:52:59] Speaker B: What you laughing at all that that much? [00:53:01] Speaker C: I'm just saying some business. She's a hoe. [00:53:04] Speaker B: She might like that. [00:53:05] Speaker C: She's a. And she's letting like she mad like, no, you about to get this dick. I'm about to get this nut off, and you about to go about your business. [00:53:13] Speaker B: All of them. [00:53:14] Speaker C: No, we not about to chill afterwards. No, we not about to, you know, kick it. [00:53:17] Speaker B: Look how she keep trying to roll past that Yoshi all of, man. [00:53:22] Speaker C: No, they don't. No, they don't. [00:53:25] Speaker B: Y'. All. Y' all been now y' all just start some new where. You ain't counting. Yeah, they make you nut. You ain't counting. [00:53:32] Speaker C: You have to count that. If he put his dick in you, you have to count it. [00:53:35] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. All y' all, though, for the right you going like it don't matter, you know what I'm saying? Like, you just might not admit that yet. But for the right one, your ass gone for sure. [00:53:48] Speaker C: For surely for sure, for sure. [00:53:53] Speaker B: Yeah, I ain't no hoe. Like how I. My girl. [00:53:55] Speaker C: Yeah, you can. [00:53:56] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? My. I'm getting out that coochie to eat it so I can last a little longer. I. I done bought myself five minutes. [00:54:04] Speaker C: I done bought myself Keep doing that. I keep doing that. [00:54:07] Speaker B: I bought myself five more minutes. [00:54:10] Speaker C: When y. When y' all pull out and start eating, boy, what. [00:54:12] Speaker B: I was almost out of here. [00:54:14] Speaker C: What do y' all be thinking in y' all head? What to what to keep y' all from nothing. [00:54:18] Speaker B: Because I know I be thinking about [00:54:20] Speaker C: scrambling when start looking around the room. [00:54:22] Speaker B: I be thinking about scrambling eggs. I be thinking about football hall. [00:54:25] Speaker C: Now you watch the TV and like, what the. [00:54:27] Speaker B: I'll be thinking about spiders like br. Anything to get my mind off that. [00:54:31] Speaker C: Boy, that be so funny to me. That. Cuz it's like we could tell when [00:54:37] Speaker B: it's like, no, get what? [00:54:41] Speaker C: Hell no hoes get what? [00:54:42] Speaker B: Gentleman dick. No, sir. I don't even be no hoes, though. Like a ho. Turn me off, though. If I know you a hoe, like I know a don't think this be do is talk about sex. [00:54:54] Speaker C: And thank you, Kira. That's what I meant. [00:54:56] Speaker B: What she said. [00:54:57] Speaker C: That's what the pretty lady was meaning. You already answering questions. Yeah, but gentleman dick. What is. What is that? What's gentleman dick? Opening up doors for the hoe and like that. Open up doors for to get in and stuff. [00:55:09] Speaker B: Talking about scrambling eggs is crazy. [00:55:11] Speaker C: Scrambling eggs is insane. But I know probably think about baseball. Y' all don't even do on a regular basis. Probably think about the game. 2K, GTA coming out. [00:55:19] Speaker B: Like, can't think about Mac and cheese, cuz that's what it sounds like. [00:55:24] Speaker C: And I feel like once you hear, it's just like, boy, y' all out of there. Y' all out of there. [00:55:28] Speaker B: Like, I stand no chance, though. Why you hear that talking to me? [00:55:34] Speaker C: Okay, but how do you feel about talking in general? Like, just a female talking you through it? Because females could talk through it, too. It ain't just about the man talking you through. [00:55:42] Speaker B: I had the bitch tell me one time, bitch said, wait, so you just gonna sit here and stuff me with that dick and not say nothing to me? [00:55:50] Speaker C: Is that the freakiest thing a bitch [00:55:51] Speaker B: ever said to you? I don't know, boy, but that shit had me crying. That shit was funny as fuck. Like, bitch, what? Like. [00:55:56] Speaker C: Cause I be wondering, like, you know, a lot of the time I don't even remember what the fuck I be saying. I just be talking. [00:56:02] Speaker B: I just. I don't know, Talking in tongues. [00:56:05] Speaker C: I be talking. I be talking. I talk the whole time. I might be talking too much. Motherfucker might tell me. [00:56:11] Speaker A: Shut up. [00:56:12] Speaker C: Like, trying to focus. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Hey, well, tell me that what you like. Tell me that what I'm doing. Tell me that. [00:56:18] Speaker C: Yeah, but that's me. I like, I'm very vocal. I want to tell you right there. No, for real. No, for real. [00:56:29] Speaker B: Right there. Yeah, I like that. [00:56:35] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, I just feel like talking. Talking a nigga through it. That's going. That's really going to make him just like, oh, I love this bitch. [00:56:41] Speaker B: See you. What's mess, boy, I'm telling you, boy, you better think about something. Talking about just talking in cursive. I love it when she start talking in cursive. Finish her, Finish her. That bitch. [00:56:54] Speaker C: Okay, okay. [00:56:57] Speaker B: She ain't even saying she trying. [00:56:58] Speaker C: Can't even say I'm trying. [00:56:59] Speaker B: She tried talking. [00:57:01] Speaker C: That ain't saying that when. And be knowing that that be the best ever. Like, I don't know. Get your words out. [00:57:09] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie, though. [00:57:10] Speaker C: You know, I can't get my words on. You just keep on. [00:57:12] Speaker B: Had nobody who like. Like, they just, like. I ain't gonna say too dramatic, but, like, when they nut, they just over the top. Well, that should be funny some. I. I didn't have to be. She just gets stiff. Like, seize up. See, I'm talking about like, features, and I'm talking about this. [00:57:29] Speaker C: Relax, relax. It's okay. Oh, my God. [00:57:40] Speaker B: Oh, boy. What up? My mom. Love it anyways, though, how long we got? Two minutes. [00:57:54] Speaker C: Two minutes. [00:57:56] Speaker B: I think we out [00:58:00] Speaker C: like, the good. I think that we would give to the girl he really like, opposed to a hoe he with. [00:58:07] Speaker B: I don't know. Sometimes you got to. [00:58:09] Speaker C: You gotta do a hoe. Like, a hoe? Yes. You have to do a hoe sometimes. [00:58:11] Speaker B: You got the. Out of the hole, too. [00:58:14] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. But I mean, not to. Not the. You know, it don't. [00:58:18] Speaker B: All right, bet. So, like, how I can break it down as a. If I'm somebody who I don't like, I'm for me. If I like you, I'm for you. [00:58:29] Speaker C: Okay. There we go. That's the difference. So, like, if A is for himself and he don't care if you get your nut off or not, you're probably. You're probably a hoe. [00:58:36] Speaker B: You got. Yeah, you got the. You got to go first. You got to. You got to. [00:58:42] Speaker C: Because there's some that really just for themselves, they. They don't care if you know it or not. They. As long as they get. They. They don't care nothing about none of that. [00:58:48] Speaker B: I'm feeling unaccomplished. You don't bust that. You know what I'm saying? You ain't busting all on me. Yeah. I'm telling you, I got to have it. [00:58:58] Speaker C: Got to. [00:58:59] Speaker B: But, yeah, man. I ain't gonna lie, man. Appreciate y', all, man. We'll be back next Tuesday, man. Another episode of Peas in the Pie. L I V e We outside. Appreciate y', all, man. Peace. [00:59:13] Speaker C: Everybody say pee until it's not. [00:59:17] Speaker B: If you know that. [00:59:19] Speaker A: Okay, so you too good for massaging. You too good for spending time. That's why I'm trying to get you out of my way, even though you look real good from behind. I'm trying to see what's in your mind. See, I'm gonna say the sheep. These be. [00:59:30] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:59:31] Speaker A: I'm talking about them peas in the pot. Peas in the pot. Peas in the podcast. I'm talking about dump peas in the pot. Pot peas in the pie. This here came from J with the in. Peas in the pot. Peas in the pie. Peas in the pocket. I'm talking about them pe. Pe. This.