“Modern Dating Is Broken (BBLs, Baby Daddies, Strippers & Money Talk)”

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Sa. [00:00:35] Speaker B: Yo, what's happening, man? It's your boy. I don't even feel the need to introduce myself today. You know what I'm saying? We feel like that, but, you know, say it's your boy Jay with the Ink Hill, live with the help. [00:00:54] Speaker A: Do it right. [00:00:56] Speaker C: Do it right. [00:00:56] Speaker A: We got a new year. [00:00:57] Speaker B: I got my code. Happy New Year, by the way. You know what I'm saying? Happy New Year to my dog. This is our last live to y'. [00:01:03] Speaker D: All. [00:01:04] Speaker B: It's our last live. We're gonna be transitioning to like, pushing the YouTube and the audio, you know what I'm saying? Don't be in your phone unless you react in the comments, too. Oh, look at that. Comments. Just talking to my co workers. [00:01:26] Speaker D: I'm trying to See, see, see. [00:01:32] Speaker B: We got. We got a little. We got Big Yoshi in the back. What's up, Big Yousef? We got my boy Lil Yousef. What's up, Lil Yousef? Okay. You know what I'm saying? I. I like Lil Usef, man. Lil Usef be chill, unlike his daddy, but you know what I'm saying? How's everybody doing, man? Okay, we got some little. Got some little action. Yeah, man, this the last live, man. So you guys better enjoy, man. Cause now you just gonna have to pop it on YouTube. Cuz this. This Facebook ain't enough then Y' all already didn't report in my life multiple times. [00:02:16] Speaker D: We're gonna leave that. [00:02:17] Speaker A: Multiple. [00:02:18] Speaker D: That energy. Okay. [00:02:20] Speaker B: I ain't got no bad energy, though. I'm just chilling. See me struggling? Yeah. Yeah. [00:02:28] Speaker A: She didn't want to work with me. [00:02:29] Speaker B: Had a good New Year's and had. [00:02:31] Speaker A: A good New Year. [00:02:33] Speaker B: What did you do? [00:02:35] Speaker A: I stay home. [00:02:37] Speaker B: She was getting PP dumb, but that's what's wrong with her. You can't get Yaya to come out the fucking house no more. I hope y' all get on bad terms. Cause I'm talking about. I be like, shit, dog, you trying to come out for drinks with me and Gabby. A motherfucker, for one, might not text you back. But a comment on your shit on Facebook? Well, that girl made me so mad. That shit. [00:03:00] Speaker A: I'm like, I responded to your message. I think I reacted to it. I reacted to your text first before I got on your page. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Lou Yoni was heavy. No. Hell no. I don't work like that. [00:03:10] Speaker A: But that's what I did, though. My bad, my fault. [00:03:14] Speaker B: What about you? [00:03:15] Speaker A: When did you ask me to call? What? [00:03:16] Speaker B: You and Gabby. [00:03:16] Speaker A: When was that? New Year's. [00:03:17] Speaker B: Was that New Year that was like a couple days. A couple days ago. New Year's a couple days ago. [00:03:25] Speaker A: I mean beginning in the New Year's, not Christmas. It was for the new. [00:03:28] Speaker D: It was a New Year's Day, but. [00:03:29] Speaker A: It was, it was like yeah, cuz New Year's is the middle of the week. [00:03:32] Speaker B: So it's probably what you just want to say. 20, 26. [00:03:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:36] Speaker D: Over the weekend. Over the weekend. [00:03:38] Speaker A: Over the weekend. Over the weekend. Okay. [00:03:39] Speaker D: Cuz New Year's I think we consider like the third, like the first. [00:03:43] Speaker B: So when you said New Year like the first somebody commenting on your though she said either got slammed it. Talking about a reaction is not a reply. Thank you, bro. [00:03:52] Speaker A: Who said that? [00:03:54] Speaker D: It really isn't. [00:03:55] Speaker C: Who said that? [00:03:56] Speaker B: I. I wasn't going to say J Page, but you know J Page. I told her about treat me like I'm just a regular. Like I be one of these niggas who be chasing out that, that big stank ass word bro. I be trying to see my dogs like bro, get out the house. [00:04:16] Speaker A: It's not stank. Just let me throw that out there. [00:04:19] Speaker B: That probably is stank. She can't watch all that ass, bro. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Promise you it's not. You said. [00:04:24] Speaker B: I wanted to argue. Let me see how long you are. You can't reach all that ass up there. [00:04:29] Speaker A: Nigga, what you mean? You probably no problem. [00:04:33] Speaker B: You too. You too would it was short ass arm. [00:04:36] Speaker A: You can't reach all that. Thank you, Yanni. I didn't even see her say that. [00:04:39] Speaker D: Everything gonna get washed over here. [00:04:41] Speaker A: Okay. [00:04:42] Speaker B: You probably run the baby wipe through yaya ass. It probably pacifiers and lost Hot Wheel, Torque cars all type of shit in that room. [00:04:52] Speaker A: My ass is not that big. It's just the ratio that got a. [00:04:58] Speaker B: Beat beat when they back over in the room. [00:05:03] Speaker A: Is that what people think when they see me? I wonder like. [00:05:08] Speaker B: I don't think you understand. [00:05:10] Speaker A: To me it don't because I guess. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Cause it's with me. [00:05:12] Speaker A: It don't seem like it's that big. [00:05:14] Speaker B: Every step it's big. [00:05:15] Speaker D: I mean I be feeling mine's not big. And they'd be like, you can't squeeze through there. I'm like, I'm really. My butt is really not that big. [00:05:24] Speaker A: That's what I be saying. [00:05:25] Speaker B: Like y' all be in disbelief with your ass, man. [00:05:28] Speaker D: Yes. [00:05:29] Speaker A: Look, Yanni talking about. Wait, she got yams too. She does. [00:05:33] Speaker B: Go ahead and show them the yams, man. Get your husband. Gabby got the surprise yams. You don't even. I even knew Mexicans had, but I even knew Mexicans had. [00:05:43] Speaker D: But Hondurans, Mexicans don't have ass. Honduras Mexicans. [00:05:47] Speaker A: Really don't. They be flatty packing. [00:05:49] Speaker B: Hondurans do. [00:05:50] Speaker D: Yeah. Everybody in my family, Big booty Judy. [00:05:52] Speaker B: Let me see another one. [00:05:54] Speaker A: JP Said, look, and my daddy's side got the big booty. My mama side got the big titties. So I just got the double. [00:06:01] Speaker D: Me too. [00:06:02] Speaker B: Come on, man. You gotta let me know ahead of time so I can be drunk. Hey, listen, man. [00:06:08] Speaker C: Hey, Losi said, let us see if you. If you big. If your butt big. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Come on, man. Show this nigga something, bro. Both of y'. [00:06:16] Speaker A: All. [00:06:16] Speaker B: I don't know about you. You might be he hadn't talked with you yet by that. So we gonna keep doing it till he have a talk. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Come on, come on, Come on, bro. What? What you mean? [00:06:29] Speaker B: Come on, man, Please. [00:06:31] Speaker A: We'll save it for the end. [00:06:32] Speaker B: No. Hell no. We ain't gonna have the views at the end. This is the last time they get to see it. [00:06:36] Speaker A: This is the last time. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Look at John talking about I'm here. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Now. I'm here. [00:06:47] Speaker B: Funny as, bro. [00:06:49] Speaker C: Hey, John, what's the score? [00:06:50] Speaker B: Somebody Gabby got a sleeper bill. [00:06:52] Speaker D: Hey, what is that? [00:06:55] Speaker B: You sleep on Gabby? If you want to, man. I'll be trying to turn her up. Oh, I got cash out, Zell, food stamps. All right. Oh, that my boy. Loski. What's happening? Oh, boy, ain't nothing but a ham. Hey, low ham sandwiches. No, you grab all the meat out the ham sandwich pack and. And slap that bitch on there like that, boy. You don't like that sandwich like that, boy, you gotta put about four slices of bread on that bitch, boy. Gotta balance that shit up. I be trying to get on the stand. Y' all got the cash out or something to get them girls stand up. Gabby, you like lunch, ain't it? Or you like your tank filled up? [00:07:35] Speaker A: Both. [00:07:36] Speaker B: I like that ponytail. [00:07:37] Speaker A: Uh oh, Lima. [00:07:38] Speaker B: Uh oh. [00:07:39] Speaker A: I feel like he being funny. [00:07:40] Speaker B: I got a one. I got a one. Nah, he like that ponytail. For real. [00:07:46] Speaker D: It's a claw clip. [00:07:48] Speaker B: It's a what? [00:07:49] Speaker A: A claw clip. [00:07:50] Speaker B: Mexicans do have ass. I'm from Arizona. And baby, they thicker than most black women. For real. But SC got wagons. Hey, bro, you know it's all love, bro. We definitely got a link. And this my. Hey, this my that. Me and bro did the be together, you know what I'm saying? Turboville. And I used to be drawing this so them knew I could draw. And, bro, we was on the Y. So we ain't had, like, a lot of shit like the straight Thomas ass. So them niggas had fuck around and stole a tattoo gun, bro. And bro just walk up on me like, shit, bro, you can fuck me up. I don't give a fuck, nigga. [00:08:25] Speaker A: Not fuck me up. [00:08:26] Speaker B: But I ain't never nobody up, though. [00:08:28] Speaker A: Like, thank God, nigga. [00:08:30] Speaker B: I was like a Picasso back there, bitch. That how I knew I had to come on and do this shit. 51 15. Monte had 28. Who was that? What score was that? [00:08:40] Speaker C: Wilson versus Lakewood JV. [00:08:43] Speaker B: Damn. Who is Monty Freshman talking about? The point guard? [00:08:48] Speaker C: Nah, left hand kid. [00:08:51] Speaker B: Who is that? [00:08:53] Speaker C: Got long. You been. You been to a JV game yet? No, he got dreads. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Damn, he at 28. [00:08:58] Speaker C: He going to be good. [00:08:59] Speaker B: O talking about when you cooking. Y. Y. Y' all need to do some collaborative cooking content tomorrow. [00:09:08] Speaker C: I ain't gonna front one of y'. [00:09:12] Speaker B: All. I need to holl at one of. [00:09:13] Speaker C: Y' all for Saturday. [00:09:15] Speaker B: Oh, talking about the cookers. [00:09:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:09:19] Speaker B: You had me in the whole shaking one, either. No, for real. We used to go crazy, bro. Hey, boy, Lo said he got down. Hey, Lo said he trying to trick something that barely coming to the varsity game. I got a V8, bro. That Columbia, Charlotte, Charleston, Virginia, y' all be doing that dead. You better. You better. Home games. I'm in there. Real talk. Hell, no. Then y' all got down. Let me ride all the way down. That's it. I'm putting into perspective so you will know why I don't come to away games. I ride all the way down there. Wherever the y' all at Raleigh say if I went to that John Wall Bass, I'm coming on the sideline to talk to them. I didn't waste this gas. What you mean? I'm a coach now, and y' all gonna be ready for that. So, like, I'm a coach now. Hey, boy, I didn't draw all the way over here. I got a hotel, Airbnb, all this. Yeah, come on, I need something. Give me something. Josh, I need 50. I can't come at y' all hustles like that, bro. So I just be. You know what I'm saying? [00:10:33] Speaker C: Hey. L said, yo, what up, El? [00:10:35] Speaker B: What's happening to my boy? [00:10:37] Speaker C: Loski said I'm a trick daddy. [00:10:40] Speaker B: I'm a trick daddy. Okay, then. Hey, show him a little something right quick. I got you. I'm telling you. I got you, bro. [00:10:47] Speaker D: I feel like you putting me on for sale. [00:10:49] Speaker A: No, for real. Auction. [00:10:50] Speaker B: Am I getting a cut off this shit or am I helping you? Cause you can give me a small percentile if I'm about to make you happy for the rest of your life, I feel like you owe me that. [00:11:03] Speaker A: He's so serious. [00:11:04] Speaker B: You too. [00:11:06] Speaker A: What he said. [00:11:07] Speaker B: You don't think I can help you find a husband in these comments? Stand up. [00:11:10] Speaker A: I'm not looking for no husband. [00:11:12] Speaker B: There we go. Remember the viral clip we had? [00:11:18] Speaker A: Do they come in wife? [00:11:19] Speaker B: We not even looking into that. Not only do they. We don't know if they don't come in wife, but motherfuckers be like, oh, I've been asked to be a girlfriend before. I'm just not ready. [00:11:28] Speaker A: I mean, that's some real shit to tell somebody and you telling them you're not ready. Why lie and be like, oh, yeah, come on, let's try it out? And I already know I'm not ready. Boy, fuck you. I'm not ready. You're not going to make me ready either. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Like, so you just getting fucked? No. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. So you just practicing abstinence and. [00:11:47] Speaker A: No. [00:11:48] Speaker B: Like, waiting for God to send you the man and the sign for who's, who's, who's. You know what I'm saying? No, you're not. You're so the that be wanting to treat y' all right, then be the that y' all be. Oh, I ain't ready for no relationship, but wrong. [00:12:08] Speaker A: At the time, I was but a. [00:12:09] Speaker B: DMX ass, Fentanyl slinking. [00:12:15] Speaker A: Why do you pistol people? [00:12:19] Speaker B: All right, Y' all love them. Took you through there. So what's the viral, bro? We got a couple viral clips. Heavy on the boy. Fuck you. Damn. Why y' all be like that? I want some of Yaya food. Even though she pulled that shit at Walmart. [00:12:44] Speaker A: Oh, my God. I don't even remember running into you at Walmart. I swear to God, bro. [00:12:48] Speaker B: Say not for sale, maybe for rent. Hey, Coach J would definitely get suspended by you know what I'm saying? Let's change subject from ass to business. Yaya. When did you know your fool will pop it away? I don't think nobody ever knows that. [00:13:06] Speaker A: Honestly, I didn't know. I just used to post my meals all the time and they feel like you should sell it. [00:13:11] Speaker B: Jay with Ink. And when did you start drawing? And for anyone who wants to be where you are successfully, what advice do you have? First of all, I don't even want y' all to feel like Jay with Ink is just so Goddamn successful. Okay. Cause we could stop there. Cause y' all start talking like that, and people start asking for money I don't got. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, yeah, Jay doing. Boy, please, boy, this high. Everything high. [00:13:41] Speaker A: Everything is getting high. [00:13:43] Speaker B: Whatever you want is high. They about to start charging us to breathe in a minute. We already get taxed our own. [00:13:49] Speaker A: And then this time of the year is always going to be the highest. [00:13:52] Speaker B: You telling me I didn't pay for this? This house, this car, this grass, all this grass, and I still got to pay you once a year? Taxes. [00:14:03] Speaker D: Texas pissed me the off of here, man. [00:14:07] Speaker B: So, yeah, Jay, with a game, successful, bro. I just feel like you got to be consistent, though, with anything that you do. [00:14:11] Speaker A: Yeah. That's the main thing. [00:14:13] Speaker B: And you got to find something that you love to do. If you find something you love to do, bro, you ain't worrying about, like, the profits behind it. [00:14:19] Speaker A: Kind of like when you're doing something that don't feel like work. Like, when I cook, it doesn't feel like work. I just feel like I'm cooking for a lot of people. Like I'm cooking for you, know what I'm saying? [00:14:28] Speaker D: It's not draining for the right man. [00:14:30] Speaker B: They will be ready or get ready. What you mean, bro? [00:14:35] Speaker A: I guess for the husbands. [00:14:36] Speaker D: Jay, do you feel like location, too, though, has a lot to do with. [00:14:40] Speaker A: Yes. [00:14:40] Speaker B: Yeah. Fuck, yeah. [00:14:41] Speaker A: Yes. [00:14:41] Speaker B: I know if I was in a different location, bro, I know I'd be like, same. [00:14:46] Speaker A: Because I feel like I'd be the. [00:14:47] Speaker B: Successful person that they think that. They think, yeah. [00:14:49] Speaker A: What do you mean that I'm doing it? [00:14:51] Speaker B: Cause they think that they can sit in this bitch for fucking 4,000, $2,000 in the bank account. Don't be caring about the first of the month. I leave my car unlocked for Apple to charge my sheep. Like, boy, I am not that financially free, boy. Like, fuck, no. I don't got no bills on Autopay. I been stopped that auto pay shit. But Duke Energy will charge your ass on the 17th and catch you again on the third. They hit me like that one time. Like, damn, bitch. I had to call them like, boy, y' all ain't give me 30 days, boy. Fuck no. Take that auto pay off. Take that auto pay off, boy. I got something for you now. You fitting to wait on this next one month, cuz. You done got it early. [00:15:34] Speaker A: Yeah, for real. [00:15:35] Speaker B: All right. I'mma get me me. That's just like my son today. My son was so bad today, bro. In school Teacher send a note home and say, Jeremy was very disruptive. So disruptive to where the class lost 10 minutes of outside time. So you know how I'm getting them 10 minutes back out his life. Wall sits. Sat him on that wall. Yoshi, I think at the first heartbreak of his life. Jay been drawn since I knew him in elementary school. For real being like that. Appreciate it, bro. Nah, for real. I used to get in trouble for drawing. They used to send me the ISS talking about to draw all day. I'm just going there with a fresh notebook. [00:16:16] Speaker A: But as far as cooking, I did a lot of that trial and error. [00:16:20] Speaker B: You always knew how to cook? [00:16:24] Speaker A: I mean, for the most part, yeah, we. [00:16:26] Speaker B: Hold on. So you weren't cooking your whole life? [00:16:28] Speaker A: I mean, no. I used to help my mom in the kitchen and stuff. Like, she would have me come in the kitchen, like, you know, I feel like parents don't do that nowadays. Like, hey, come in here and watch what I'm doing so you can learn how to do it. Like, yeah, my mom used to when she used to cook, she'd be like, get your ass in here and see what I'm doing. [00:16:41] Speaker B: That's why y' all don't come in wife. What, like, simple like that? [00:16:46] Speaker A: Oh, well, yeah. Cause I mean, I can you cook? [00:16:49] Speaker D: I could cook Spanish way. I already told you this. [00:16:51] Speaker A: But I can cook and bake. So. Bake. I started off baking. [00:16:54] Speaker D: Yeah, I used to bake a lot in high school, like. Cause, you know, back then I didn't have a job and I had a boyfriend, so I couldn't buy him nothing. So I would make him, like, cakes and cupcakes and cookies and shit like that. [00:17:05] Speaker B: Okay, let's get shit. I fuck with that. See, it just be black girls raised wrong, bro. Don't say it look like that. Oh, these fucking construction workers out here. Y' all breathing. [00:17:15] Speaker D: I mean, I wouldn't put a race on it, but I feel like this. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Generation, I just say this generation. [00:17:21] Speaker B: You want put a race on it? [00:17:22] Speaker A: Yeah. I wouldn't put it in because I feel like it's in all races. [00:17:24] Speaker B: No, it's not. [00:17:26] Speaker A: You don't think so? [00:17:26] Speaker B: White girls ain't treating their boyfriends like how y' all do. [00:17:30] Speaker A: How you figure that? Have you not seen the stuff that be coming out on Facebook? They might not treat em like that, but they getting ran through or getting fucked over. I mean, shit, they doing fine. [00:17:42] Speaker D: But I feel like a lot of the general generation, I saw them cheats. [00:17:45] Speaker B: The day at work. I had to make sure that was my girl. Cause that ass, that big ass sweater was blocking it. Hey, she trying to walk around like that. Yeah, yeah, please. [00:17:55] Speaker A: It's cold. It was cold today. [00:17:58] Speaker D: It felt good today. [00:18:00] Speaker B: So my stay getting right up for laying paws on. Okay, let's. Let's switch the subject, Mike. I'm a new person. That was elementary school. Me and my brother did used to put hot hands on y' all last, though. Then my mama around to tell us one day, talking about, if your brother fighting and you ain't fighting, I'm gonna whoop your ass. Oh, we. That's the get who we. Anybody could get it. What was that bit? Terrorizing good old times, man. No bills. Heavy on the no bills, though. I hate bills. I just paid rent yesterday. Same can't relate that at 1350 button. [00:18:40] Speaker A: Be like 1320, you know, they got little fees and in there dumb. [00:18:44] Speaker B: I really 13. I had to pay $50 cause I was late today. [00:18:47] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. They don't play that being late shit. I don't like being late. I just. [00:18:52] Speaker B: I don't be giving a fuck. You get it when I get it to you. [00:18:54] Speaker D: Yo, even when I rent, my shit was like 450amonth. [00:18:58] Speaker A: God damn. What you saying? [00:19:00] Speaker B: The mud house. [00:19:01] Speaker D: When I was saying I was like. [00:19:03] Speaker B: So the big bad wolf can blow down. [00:19:05] Speaker A: You got me a straw. But 450, God damn. [00:19:12] Speaker B: No. [00:19:13] Speaker D: I was paying off that motherfucker. [00:19:15] Speaker B: Don't do. And I puff and I puff. [00:19:19] Speaker D: Don't piss me off. [00:19:24] Speaker A: Like, damn. 450. Cheap as hell. No shit. [00:19:26] Speaker D: I bought my trailer. My mom made me buy my trailer when I was pregnant with my second kid in 2016. [00:19:31] Speaker B: Oh, she been wanting you to get. [00:19:32] Speaker A: Up out that bitch. Oh, my mama didn't you got me? Your mama didn't play no period. [00:19:36] Speaker D: Her and my stepdad, they were like, we forgave you for the first kid. [00:19:40] Speaker A: But this second kid. The first kid, you got all. The second one you OD in right now. [00:19:46] Speaker B: You doing. [00:19:46] Speaker A: I promise you. Yes, you doing too much. Okay, but I mean, at least you had an optional. Like, at least they let you, like. All right, you gonna get this trailer Now. [00:19:54] Speaker B: My boy said Woodhouse. My motherfucker lived in bikini bottle. [00:19:59] Speaker A: Who said that? Bikini bottom is crazy. [00:20:07] Speaker B: Dead ass. Hey, man, if you bought your son something or your kids something for the holidays, bro, I with you if you didn't get off my line, please. Y' all up. I don't even want to be around you, so. [00:20:24] Speaker A: I don't even want to be around you. [00:20:25] Speaker B: I don't be around your. I don't give a. What that baby mama do. I would drop off on the porch then, pussy. [00:20:30] Speaker A: But, you know, a lot of people who didn't get their kids stuff for Christmas, they be saying, oh, I'm gonna do it for tax time. Like, that's what they do. [00:20:35] Speaker B: I mean, I understand how it is, though, bro. Like, when money's slow or whatever, bro. But, like, you can still go. Go see them. Like, brother, kids don't be needing a. [00:20:43] Speaker D: Lot a car or something. [00:20:49] Speaker B: Just pulling up. Hey, baby mama, I ain't got a lot going on. Can I come watch our open prisons? I just want to be there. [00:20:54] Speaker A: Oh, we talking about a lot of. [00:20:56] Speaker B: A lot of. Just, like, you can swallow your pride on them, you know what I'm saying? But next year, 2026, Christmas, I expect you to have it together. Christmas, birthdays, everything. [00:21:08] Speaker A: Every holiday. You shouldn't be missing a holiday, especially. [00:21:10] Speaker B: When you got kids. No, for real, bro. Them views went down. Okay. Get y' all ass up out of here. Bum ass wrong with you. Suck his teeth and hop off my. I'm like. [00:21:28] Speaker A: And that's all that is. [00:21:29] Speaker B: So ain't my fault. My child will take care of that. About spraying his ankle on that basketball goal. Trying to. Oh, Yoshi, I got him now. Got my doing wall seats. I got that dunking. I'm finna make him do suicides up at the. All right. I'm telling you, boy, by the time. Yeah. Cause he's bad. [00:21:51] Speaker D: How old is he? [00:21:52] Speaker B: Four. [00:21:53] Speaker A: He's only four. Oh, God. He's younger than my baby. So when's birthday? [00:21:57] Speaker B: June 18th. [00:21:58] Speaker A: Oh, June. Okay. [00:21:59] Speaker D: Oh, my baby. June 28th. [00:22:00] Speaker B: For real. What is he? [00:22:03] Speaker D: I think a cancer. [00:22:08] Speaker A: Capricorn. [00:22:09] Speaker B: These are the Capricorn. [00:22:10] Speaker A: I'm saying my baby's a Capricorn. [00:22:12] Speaker B: I can't remember. My baby is. [00:22:14] Speaker D: I think he's a cancer. [00:22:16] Speaker B: I think my baby. [00:22:16] Speaker A: Wait, what's this, right? 20. [00:22:17] Speaker B: What, the 18. [00:22:19] Speaker A: Oh, the 18th. No, Gemini starts. I think, like, 20 or some. I think so. [00:22:24] Speaker B: They might be a Gemini. I think I got Gemini, baby. [00:22:26] Speaker A: Look, she's like, let me Google this. [00:22:28] Speaker B: Yeah, let me Google somebody. You push them boys, but man, them. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Oh, but on another note, I'm definitely ready for y' all taxes to start dropping. Like book. [00:22:40] Speaker B: I'll tell you, this is the best. [00:22:42] Speaker A: Time of the year. All my entrepreneurs. I know y' all probably. Y' all might have had a slow season last. Last year. You know, funds was low. But it's about to be Tax time. [00:22:50] Speaker B: Whoever got Gemini, that why he bad. [00:22:55] Speaker A: Money. [00:22:55] Speaker D: Cancer. [00:22:56] Speaker B: Gemini, baby, man. [00:22:57] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. This is the time. The first three months, the first quarter. When you an entrepreneur, that's when y' all make the most money, too. Especially people who do taxes. They going. They going to run it up. [00:23:08] Speaker B: I can't wait for you to get your taxes back. You might just Send me a th000. [00:23:11] Speaker D: I'm finish my sleeve. No, I'mma do that before my. [00:23:13] Speaker A: She about to pay you $1,000 when she get the tattoos. She about. She just said she. [00:23:18] Speaker D: I already spent more than that ain't it on my tattoos. [00:23:21] Speaker A: I gotta get another. I gotta get a tattoo this year. [00:23:23] Speaker B: Probably like right out of wreck maybe. [00:23:25] Speaker A: No, I definitely need a tattoo this year. [00:23:26] Speaker B: How many tattoos you got? [00:23:28] Speaker D: 1, 2, 3, 4. [00:23:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you probably did spend by the band Gemini Gang. [00:23:35] Speaker A: Oh, gosh. All the Geminis don't join. [00:23:39] Speaker B: He be cool one minute, then ready to square the whole house. Who that? Oh, my son, the Gemini. Oh, I'm telling you, bro. And then my son, the pandemic baby. So it like, it worse. You got that pandemic juice in there, and you got that Gemini in there. So. [00:23:55] Speaker A: Pandemic juice. [00:23:56] Speaker B: Like, I don't know what they was doing to the baby. [00:23:58] Speaker A: I mean. I mean, they're a lot smarter, though. I'll give them that, too. [00:24:01] Speaker B: They're a lot cooler, too. Temper tantrum out. [00:24:06] Speaker A: My baby don't do that no more. Thank God. [00:24:08] Speaker D: Only my daughter ever did that. I don't remember my old. [00:24:10] Speaker B: I'm a cancer. [00:24:12] Speaker A: I don't even play that. Especially when we out of public. [00:24:15] Speaker D: My daughter used to try me because I used to be scared to pop her. [00:24:17] Speaker A: It's like, as soon as you get out with your kids, they say, little slick. Like, oh, my gosh, I haven't ate all day. I'm starving. Like, what? [00:24:23] Speaker B: I just want a portion of your money. I cook lamb chops. Etc. Everyone saying, man, y' all boys do some little cooking content, man. Cooking with. Yeah, yeah, cooking with y'. [00:24:36] Speaker A: All. [00:24:36] Speaker B: That's what you need to start doing and bouncing that big old room. [00:24:41] Speaker D: Like, what's her favorite? [00:24:41] Speaker B: That clout. [00:24:42] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. I'm not doing all that. I'm in the place. [00:24:47] Speaker B: You'll sell like that if you come out there. Just imagine if you offered the service, like, hey, send me 20 more dollars. I got down. [00:24:55] Speaker A: 20 ain't even enough. [00:24:56] Speaker B: Give me 24. I bring your pay dot with my. With my robe on. [00:25:01] Speaker A: It's not enough. [00:25:03] Speaker B: I couldn't Be no girl. [00:25:05] Speaker A: You would have been a hoe. [00:25:05] Speaker D: You would sell. [00:25:06] Speaker A: You would have been. Swear to God, you would have been a hoe. If it was a girl, Jeremy, you would sell it something. [00:25:14] Speaker B: Bitch, I got extra service. I'm broke. I'm laying at the house broke, man. I'm about to come clean up your house and lingerie. $50. [00:25:23] Speaker A: Then you lowballing yourself. [00:25:25] Speaker B: $50 just to start it off to get some content. We talking about low balling. We talking about bitches who ain't got a dollar. So 50 is a lot. [00:25:33] Speaker A: Fuck. [00:25:33] Speaker B: You took them out. All these motherfu be laying around this bitch wanting to play with your thermostat. They just want you to take care of them. Hey, J. Huh? [00:25:40] Speaker C: Your girl. Your girl done tap the Georgia Miller. [00:25:43] Speaker B: Georgia. And we go get Georgia on here too now thermostat. [00:25:47] Speaker C: She said, I watch that. [00:25:48] Speaker B: I watch that ass. Y. Y', all, girl, that's what I'm. You got girls and boys that want to see that thing go, but don't condone. And you be sitting here trying to be so holy. I'm trying to be holy? [00:26:04] Speaker A: I'm not trying to be holy. [00:26:05] Speaker B: Y. I'm about to start managing Yaya, bro. And me and Yaya is going to. [00:26:09] Speaker A: I'm starting off with my gym content because I want to get my body back to where I am. [00:26:13] Speaker B: Y' all got back fat as fuck too. So as soon as I got in a relationship, bro, I was in the gym heavy. As soon as you get back happy and comfortable again, you know what I'm saying? [00:26:26] Speaker A: But that's why I just want to. I want to start off with that gym content, stuff like that, and then. [00:26:30] Speaker B: Incorporate my holy ass. That wouldn't know what he want. He'll just be. I. I guarantee I wouldn't be in the. Y' all be in though, with them broke ass baby daddies y' all got. Okay, so that's just my point. [00:26:54] Speaker A: I had one and I sat down. I had one kid and I sat down. Some people had multiple kids. [00:26:59] Speaker B: You want more kids? I don't know. Sound like me, bro. [00:27:04] Speaker A: I just feel like I'm cool with mine. Like with my one. He be chilling. Like, I ain't got to do too much. It ain't hard to pack for one, you know what I'm saying? [00:27:11] Speaker B: Like, check out Ms. Be Fruitful over there. [00:27:14] Speaker A: Like, I couldn't imagine packing four different bags on top of my bag. Like, if I gotta go somewhere, like. [00:27:20] Speaker D: But my kids are crazy. [00:27:22] Speaker A: I mean, but if you're going Out. If you're going on a trip, you take all your kids on a trip. I'm sure they don't pack their own bags. [00:27:27] Speaker D: Will be 12 this year, 10, seven. And then my youngest will be three this year. [00:27:31] Speaker B: Oh, so you only really got one baby? [00:27:33] Speaker D: Baby, yeah. [00:27:34] Speaker A: Okay, three. Yeah. [00:27:35] Speaker D: So when. And then when I had my oldest two, they're like 18, 19 months apart. So I went ahead and got all it out the way at once. And then I waited to have my daughter. [00:27:44] Speaker A: I just. It's just a lot of different personalities. [00:27:47] Speaker D: Two boys, a girl, and then a boy. [00:27:49] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:27:50] Speaker A: So you got three boys and a girl? [00:27:51] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:27:51] Speaker A: I said, why you ain't. [00:27:52] Speaker D: Just why you ain't. [00:27:53] Speaker A: What you mean? Just say I got three girls and a boy. I mean, three boys and a girl. [00:27:56] Speaker D: Because the girl's like, in the middle. [00:27:58] Speaker B: I want the Virgin Mary in public and Bathsheba in the sheets. I don't know, man. I don't want. I don't want no Virgin Mary in public. [00:28:10] Speaker A: She said her oldest 15, youngest 10, white. [00:28:12] Speaker B: Wanna what that girl name is Papoose. [00:28:14] Speaker A: Go with Clarissa. [00:28:16] Speaker B: Love me like her. [00:28:17] Speaker A: I like her. Yeah, y' all don't why people don't like her. Cause it's like, I don't understand where to hate. [00:28:22] Speaker D: Cause she hate. [00:28:23] Speaker B: Bitches don't be in love for real. They just wanna slam some pussy on you. [00:28:28] Speaker A: I think. [00:28:29] Speaker B: Oh, my God, babe. [00:28:30] Speaker A: She gives her vibes that she really, really likes him. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Oh, my God, babe. Coochie again. You shouldn't have. [00:28:36] Speaker D: I think it's cause she came after what's her face. [00:28:39] Speaker A: But it's like Remy, like everybody try to put Remy on his pedestal. That bitch ain't shit either. She was cheating. [00:28:43] Speaker B: My eldest is 15, my youngest is 10. Life is lit. I know she be having them toes in the air. Luna's goddamn. I know, I know. She getting took through there. Well, you got the 15 year old and the 10 year old. What them niggas ain't worried about. I go drop some V bucks on them niggas. I'm dropping V bucks on them niggas. Me and you about to go pound town. You know what I'm saying? Well, that's the age. Now, listen, when we talking about people with kids, those would be the ones like you consider. Cause like them kids. Kids, the niggas who gonna keep growing. Yeah, man, fuck no. No, y' all and see, and then. [00:29:22] Speaker D: Like with my kids, my oldest three, they have the same dad. So they'll go and it'll just Be in my baby. So really, I'd be like, I only have one most of the time. [00:29:30] Speaker A: At least you only got two baby dads. [00:29:32] Speaker D: That's not one and a half. [00:29:35] Speaker B: It could have been worse. You could have. [00:29:37] Speaker A: You could have four baby daddies. That would have been crazy. [00:29:40] Speaker B: You would have been completely off the market. [00:29:42] Speaker A: But four baby daddies is crazy. [00:29:44] Speaker D: I've heard people say they rather have. [00:29:46] Speaker A: Extremely greedy if you got four baby daddies. [00:29:48] Speaker B: But I've heard she talk just like a press. Don't ask why. Fold it like a pro. So I'm telling you, them V bucks. What V bucks? Hey, listen. Hey. Little. Me and your mom about to have. You know what I'm saying, this little movie night here come. What, you cash out? Well, I didn't pull that move right there. That was one of my magics right there. Thank you, Jay. You welcome. Yeah, we are. She talking like a pretzel. I'm telling you. That how you be? Yeah. Wait till my babies go to sleep. That be some good coochie. If that girl texts you and tell you wait till my kids go to sleep. Just wait, bro. Just wait. It's coming. [00:30:33] Speaker D: Cause where they gonna go? [00:30:35] Speaker B: They gonna traumatize you. I hate pussy like that. [00:30:39] Speaker A: What you mean? [00:30:40] Speaker B: That be like too good that I be thinking about it. That what you did to me. [00:30:50] Speaker A: He's on bent bike, Bro. [00:30:59] Speaker B: She be funny as. Yeah. I'll tell you what Clarissa say don't ask my. I know how. I know how he like his ass cook. Oh, you ain't seen that? [00:31:10] Speaker A: I did see that video. [00:31:11] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:31:11] Speaker A: She was like, as much as I cook for this man. Yeah, I like her. [00:31:15] Speaker B: And she can fight too. You might want to shut the fuck. [00:31:18] Speaker A: Up, I'm telling you. [00:31:20] Speaker B: That being said. [00:31:23] Speaker A: And I would have got quiet too. Like, you know what you do know how to make your man's. That's your man. Like, you got it. [00:31:27] Speaker D: I know the same shit. Yeah. [00:31:29] Speaker A: Like, bitch, I know how my man like his stuff. [00:31:30] Speaker B: That bitch said scramble hard. Don't ask him nothing. [00:31:37] Speaker A: Especially when you locked in with your man. You ain't gotta ask some. You already know exactly how your man like his stuff. [00:31:40] Speaker B: Like, bro, they don't love like that no more. Bro, a lot of just wouldn't let you ask her, man, how you like your eggs and come over there and look at you like this. You know, y' all do that slow looking and then she just switch off extra hard. Your girl and they scrambling that I give you some. [00:31:58] Speaker A: I'm with her. Don't Ask my. I know how you like it. [00:32:00] Speaker D: They were in a restaurant. [00:32:01] Speaker B: No, they were cooking for him. Her and her homegirl was cooking breakfast. And she asked her home girl, asked her man, how you like your eggs? [00:32:08] Speaker D: Why don't ask my. [00:32:11] Speaker A: Don't ask my. I know how my like, you see how. [00:32:14] Speaker B: You see how, like, when you get around women and like you. You make a point and then all of a sudden, like, they just. Oh, yeah, that me too. But another ain't them girls go, goddamn, especially this one. Well, you wouldn't have cared. You let fix your plate. [00:32:31] Speaker A: All right. [00:32:32] Speaker B: Coochi be low. [00:32:34] Speaker C: Get Georgia army. [00:32:36] Speaker B: All she be eating is spaghetti. And then she gonna make a debut. She going to make a debut, bro. [00:32:46] Speaker D: Soon, bro. I promise, bro. [00:32:47] Speaker B: I got together, bro. I got to have her, bro. She be having me. We can on that boy. [00:32:51] Speaker A: She said, don't ask him. He like him upside your head. [00:32:54] Speaker D: The. [00:33:02] Speaker B: Well, that should be embarrassing when your girl about to fight, bro. [00:33:07] Speaker A: I ain't doing none of that fighting you is going to jail. You're going to spend time behind bars. [00:33:13] Speaker B: I'mma push that down, baby. Especially if you can't fight. [00:33:17] Speaker A: Oh, no. And then I just don't want no man who want to see even see me fight. Like, I don't want no man who think like, oh, yeah, my will beat you up. That's not cute. [00:33:25] Speaker D: If I don't know you. When we go out to eat, I used to know my man. Every order from every restaurant you about to. [00:33:29] Speaker B: You you know how to fight. That what you're saying? [00:33:32] Speaker D: I will. Yeah. I can say I could be everybody, but I don't mind. [00:33:35] Speaker B: That's all. That's all that matter. I don't be be acting like they Mike Tyson around this. [00:33:40] Speaker A: You. [00:33:40] Speaker B: You tap a jawline one time, they don't want to fight no more. Ain't never scratched nothing. [00:33:45] Speaker D: I done got jumped before. Got up, still talking. [00:33:48] Speaker B: I didn't got. [00:33:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:33:50] Speaker B: I done lost fights. I done started fights. I did not. Hey, brave. [00:33:54] Speaker A: I'm like, I'm not gonna not. I'm not gonna. You're not gonna punk me or nothing like that. [00:33:58] Speaker B: But yeah, you better not give me. [00:34:00] Speaker A: I'm not about to be going around like, oh, yeah, I could beat you up like I'm Debo. But I. I'm the type of person in this year, like, just send you to jail. You're going to. I'm gonna teach you a lesson. So every time you try to apply for something, oh, they're gonna check that background. Oh, you just Went to jail. [00:34:16] Speaker B: Yeah, girl, it ain't gonna be that bad. [00:34:18] Speaker A: I ain't sent her ass up. [00:34:20] Speaker B: I don't want to fight, but keep your hands to yourself. Tear your ass up. I'm telling you. And if I done had a couple shots, You better get the out the way. He better get the out the way. That's all I know. All right. I'm telling you, boy, I learned my boy. Listen, boy, them punches don't swing as fast as you think they do when you done been drunk or you had a couple blunts. They ain't doing what you thought. You ever been in the dream fighting and you swung as hard as you can? And that bitch say that bitch ain't do nothing? Yeah, that what you doing when you drunk fighting. [00:35:01] Speaker A: I don't know exactly what you thought. [00:35:02] Speaker B: I'd be damned if one of these. [00:35:04] Speaker A: Be in slow motion. [00:35:05] Speaker B: Put your hands on me. I got these pretty white teeth in my mouth and shit too. Bitch, you think you about to put your hands on me. However they do that, TikTok, you got me up. Well, I gotta get you up out of here. Okay? And your ass gonna lay. Just leave me alone, Brian. I ain't tough. I ain't even. My granddad, Larry James, I grew up boxing. I probably can't stand toe to toe with a few of you niggas, but after that liquor, I ain't Larry James. [00:35:39] Speaker C: Did she talk shit? Did she say she talk shit after getting shown? [00:35:42] Speaker B: She said what that say? I'm using bear, Ma. What you say, bro? [00:35:47] Speaker C: No, that's what. That's what John said. What did she say? She talk after being jumped? Yep. Red. [00:35:56] Speaker B: She talk about J. Do it again. [00:35:59] Speaker D: And I was drunk and I'm calling my people. [00:36:01] Speaker B: What? See, see, see, see, listen. [00:36:04] Speaker A: Oh, it's definitely about to turn up. When you got to call somebody else. [00:36:06] Speaker B: This one. This is the automatic duck. When it more than one of you, Man, y' all about to lay right here and bleed till the people can pick y' all ass up. What about saying do all that tussling with y' all ass 20, 26. Then you fuck around. Put your hands on nigga good enough. Anyway, he gonna read your ass and shoot you anyway. He might as just go ahead and skip to the fun. Party girls are the only ones out here still fighting. That's it. I'm 30. Well, I'll be 34 this year. [00:36:37] Speaker A: I'll be 35. Damn, that ain't nothing but one year more than your ass. Don't do that. [00:36:43] Speaker B: No, I'm Saying, like, damn. And, like, together. Cause I'm old, too. Like, that's what I'm saying. [00:36:49] Speaker D: Oh, I'm gonna be dirty. [00:36:51] Speaker C: Oh, boy. [00:36:52] Speaker A: What the fuck? What y'. [00:36:53] Speaker C: All. [00:36:54] Speaker A: Oh, y' all can't sleep? Ass as much. [00:36:56] Speaker B: Need like being on. [00:36:59] Speaker C: What? [00:36:59] Speaker B: You said your check need like being on. You see how Yoshi be walking around here? Yoshi walk like an old man. That bad bitch walk. My mama seeing Yoshi at the game, said, damn, Yoshi walked like his ass. Big. [00:37:25] Speaker A: Childish. [00:37:26] Speaker B: Yoshi be pointing them toes in the air. When he get to walk with the toes first, then, boom, Then that go right back up again. Boom. That'd be all right. Watch now. You gonna pay attention. I ain't gonna pay attention. I be needing. I'll be seeing like that, bro. Cause, like, I'll be knowing y', all, bro. I see y' all in the video, so do it. So you ain't got no business. I know who the that is. Especially you. You're only one Mexican with a big ass in Florence in the Florida area. Anyway, I'm not influence to my bad bitch walk. [00:37:59] Speaker A: Look at John. [00:38:03] Speaker B: Why Yoshi comes to that wobbling. That ain't it, John. [00:38:09] Speaker C: Hey, man, I need knee surgery. So it is what it is. [00:38:14] Speaker B: Yeah, I need some, too. What you need surgery? [00:38:18] Speaker A: No, I don't. My knee's good now. Ever since I started going. [00:38:25] Speaker B: You got Megan these. [00:38:27] Speaker A: They ain't making yet. They ain't making yet. I ain't about to lie and say, no, they ain't making yet. [00:38:32] Speaker B: Sit down saying, well, can you imagine having a girlfriend with all that rump and she don't know do it that bit. She just got it. [00:38:39] Speaker A: I know what to do with it. [00:38:41] Speaker B: Sprinkle a little season on that bit. What the. [00:38:46] Speaker A: What the. [00:38:46] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? How we get this nigga right here, though? What? Y' all don't use seasoning? Y' all use peppers and shit. So just sprinkle little peppers on this shit, too. [00:38:56] Speaker D: We use seasoning, too. [00:38:57] Speaker B: What seasoning y' all use? [00:38:58] Speaker D: Sazon. [00:38:59] Speaker B: Sazon. That's it. [00:39:00] Speaker A: Adobo and paprika. Nah, that's what I used to. Nah, that's what I be using. [00:39:17] Speaker B: I'm sorry. That's only one that I. That dobo was racist, dog, bro. [00:39:22] Speaker A: I use dobo, too. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My fault. That's what you got to do. [00:39:35] Speaker D: Somebody asked me that the other day. They're like, what you cooking? I said, steak. Oh, what kind of Season you. I said I don't know all this shit in Spanish. I ain't gonna lie. [00:39:42] Speaker B: What the fuck you be ordering that shit from Amazon? [00:39:44] Speaker D: Cause Walmart, it be in Walmar. [00:39:47] Speaker A: Walmart got a whole Spanish section. See how niggas is stupid? They got a whole section in Walmart. [00:39:56] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:39:56] Speaker A: And then you can get the chilies and everything. [00:39:57] Speaker B: Like, it's just Spanish. [00:40:00] Speaker D: It's the same thing in English. It's just labeled in Spanish. [00:40:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:04] Speaker B: I'm not understanding it. [00:40:05] Speaker D: Be the same brands, the same stuff. It's just labeled in Spanish. Like, you ever went to a Mexican. [00:40:11] Speaker A: Supermarket where they got a bunch of them around here? They got one right around the corner from where I stay. [00:40:17] Speaker D: Well, we usually go to Monroe. We used to have to go all the way to Monroe when they start having Mexican. [00:40:21] Speaker B: Super. What is that? The grocery store? [00:40:23] Speaker A: It's a Mexican grocery store. [00:40:25] Speaker D: Nothing. [00:40:27] Speaker B: Where I'm going in that tomorrow, it's. [00:40:31] Speaker A: One by old dummy in that plaza. [00:40:32] Speaker D: I'm gonna see what you're talking about, but there's no. These are small. I'm talking about the bigger supermarkets. Like, if you go to, like, a bigger city. [00:40:39] Speaker B: Can you make some berea tacos? [00:40:41] Speaker D: I'm not Mexican, so. [00:40:43] Speaker B: What do y' all cook? [00:40:44] Speaker A: I make berea tacos, and I feel like I make them better than the Mexican spot. [00:40:47] Speaker B: You be cooking whole pork heads, ain't it? [00:40:49] Speaker A: No. [00:40:50] Speaker D: What the. [00:40:50] Speaker A: Y' all make that? Y' all don't make that? [00:40:52] Speaker D: No, we cook. We just cook. She not even Mexican. [00:40:55] Speaker A: Mexicans make shit like tamales. Cook what? We cook like that. [00:40:58] Speaker B: You don't cook? No. [00:40:59] Speaker A: Do you make tamales? [00:41:00] Speaker D: Yes, we do. [00:41:00] Speaker A: Do you make tamales? [00:41:02] Speaker D: Only during Christmas time. [00:41:03] Speaker A: Okay. [00:41:04] Speaker B: Do you make macaroni? [00:41:05] Speaker A: How do you eat those, though? [00:41:06] Speaker D: We make them different than Mexican people, though. [00:41:08] Speaker A: Okay. [00:41:09] Speaker B: Do you make macaroni and cheese? [00:41:10] Speaker D: I can't make macaroni and cheese. [00:41:12] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:41:12] Speaker A: You don't know how to make it? [00:41:13] Speaker B: No. Hell no. You think? No. I mean, Jamaicans can't even make macaroni. [00:41:19] Speaker A: Jamaicans definitely can't make Mac and cheese. [00:41:20] Speaker D: I know for a fact I can't make. I know people that know how to make macaroni, but I can't make. [00:41:24] Speaker B: I don't know no Hondurans making no real macaroni and cheese. [00:41:27] Speaker D: The only Hondurans I know are in my family. I don't know Hondurans around here. [00:41:30] Speaker B: Okay, well, let me see what else you know how to make. [00:41:35] Speaker D: Should I got a white homegirl that can make some bombies Mac and cheese. [00:41:37] Speaker B: No, you don't. [00:41:38] Speaker D: Yes, I do. [00:41:39] Speaker B: No, you don't. Okay, where your white homegirl at? Tell her. Tell her make some Mac and cheese. [00:41:47] Speaker D: Okay? [00:41:48] Speaker B: Tell her make some Mac and cheese. I ain't never heard no white person make Carmen. [00:41:51] Speaker A: Okay? [00:41:51] Speaker D: She a little. [00:41:52] Speaker B: I love him. He gonna be in there covered in oil, buggy full as fuck. I'm telling you tomorrow. And they smell spicy as hell. I thought she was getting them shit from am. Tell a friend. Make that ass clap. Make a snap. The fuck? Come on. Carmen say that. She talking to you? [00:42:16] Speaker A: No, she was saying, like, I know what to do. That's what she was. She was kind of. She was. Oh. [00:42:22] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying. I don't think she can shake that ass. [00:42:24] Speaker A: Karma. [00:42:25] Speaker B: I just told him that. It's cool though. Cause you still got a blessing. No bbl. Congratulations in this BBL world that we living in. You know what I'm saying? Like, living in the culture. [00:42:41] Speaker A: And everybody want a fat ass. I feel like everybody don't need a fat ass. Doesn't look good on everybody. [00:42:47] Speaker B: Then motherfuckers, like, motherfuckers do shit like that. And then they be like, oh, I can't work no more. Like, you just became the plug because your ass is fat. Yeah. [00:42:57] Speaker A: Or they start doing like. They be like, oh, I'm a model. They say shit like that. Like. Cause you got a fat ass. [00:43:03] Speaker B: I don't. [00:43:03] Speaker A: I don't get it. [00:43:04] Speaker B: Hey, I feel like that should be a business investment. I don't feel like you should be getting like, no bbl unless you. [00:43:09] Speaker A: And then working at fast food still. [00:43:11] Speaker B: Are you selling? Cause you should at least make your money back. Right or wrong. Cause how much that shit cost? Is it like 10,000? [00:43:22] Speaker A: I don't know. I think so. So you gotta think you still gotta pay for, like, the massages and stuff afterwards. [00:43:28] Speaker B: You just want to get massages? Use one of the feather ass. Yeah. [00:43:32] Speaker A: Pretty much. [00:43:34] Speaker B: And you telling me, like, you just go get a fatter ass to like, be a wholesome woman. No, you're not. You're getting fucked. [00:43:42] Speaker A: That's not the whole thing. But some people get. [00:43:45] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:43:46] Speaker A: They want to look better, they want to feel better. [00:43:48] Speaker B: What would be the purpose of you making your ass bigger? What would be the purpose if we could go to the doctor's office and put five more inches on this motherfucker? What do you think I'm about to do that just to make me feel. [00:43:58] Speaker A: 5 more inches is a lot. [00:43:59] Speaker B: Exactly. You think I'm just doing this to make me feel good. [00:44:01] Speaker D: What about. [00:44:02] Speaker B: I'm about to dog this. [00:44:04] Speaker D: The real life. [00:44:08] Speaker A: You got to be dropping. Yeah, that too. [00:44:13] Speaker D: Because some girls are, like, flat. Flat. Like, flat. [00:44:15] Speaker A: They don't have nothing. [00:44:16] Speaker D: And they'll make it a little bit. They won't make it, like, oh, my. [00:44:19] Speaker A: Too big. Like, they make it, like, fit their body. Now that I like. [00:44:22] Speaker D: I think that's for, like, self confidence. [00:44:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Them be the one. Because I know some bbls now, so we ain't gonna. You know. I just feel like. Like, everybody don't need it. [00:44:33] Speaker A: I just feel like everybody does not need a fat ass. It's not necessary. [00:44:37] Speaker B: Like, you can't tell me you went and got a fat ass and, like, you're not getting fucked. I'm sorry. Like, you're not gonna tell me that, bro. You're not gonna sit here and be like, bitch, I need to see some paperwork. Once you get that ass beat like that, like, blood work. [00:44:55] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, they gotta get blood work. [00:44:56] Speaker B: And stuff done when they. No, no, no, no, no, no. [00:44:59] Speaker D: If he wanna fuck one. [00:45:00] Speaker B: Yeah, like, but fuck you pissing in that cup for that other stuff. No, I need to see what you got going on. It ain't right up there. No, you let niggas drag this shit. Cause you ain't got that shit for one specific nigga. [00:45:17] Speaker D: I don't know when having a fat ass became a thing, though. [00:45:19] Speaker A: Like, Instagram. [00:45:21] Speaker D: Because, like, I remember growing up, everybody wanted to be skinny and petite. [00:45:24] Speaker A: Yes, everybody wanted to be skinny. But now it's like, everybody wants to be thicker. Everybody wants to have that big titty, big ass, small waist. [00:45:32] Speaker B: Look, I just want to put this ass on my. [00:45:35] Speaker A: What? [00:45:35] Speaker B: I just want to put this on my ass. [00:45:39] Speaker A: Principle. [00:45:39] Speaker B: He talking about you getting. I'm telling you. Yeah, it's getting. Oh, they have to make payments on ass. [00:45:47] Speaker A: I don't think they. Is that a thing? Well, you put it on layaway or some stuff. [00:45:50] Speaker B: Come on. Some tea. [00:45:52] Speaker A: You can klarna your ass. [00:45:53] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:45:54] Speaker B: Went to a white home girl house. [00:45:56] Speaker A: Damn. You probably can't find. [00:45:57] Speaker B: All they had for dinner was Mac and cheese. Somebody. If I get a ddl, I'm everything inside. Oh, you know. You know what I'm doing. [00:46:13] Speaker A: Oh, only fans. [00:46:14] Speaker B: What I'm selling this. This gotta make me some cheese. He got me up. [00:46:22] Speaker A: And I believe you, too. [00:46:23] Speaker B: Ooh, you better. [00:46:25] Speaker A: I do believe you. [00:46:26] Speaker B: If I had some pussy. I have only fans. What I. You know bitches like that. These bitches don't even want to work at the call center. First, they go straight to stripping it on the fans. They ain't even applied they self. [00:46:39] Speaker A: And then some of y' all do not need to be strippers. I'm gonna just say that. Boy, stripping is not for everybody to. [00:46:45] Speaker B: Morris county will hire anybody. [00:46:46] Speaker A: I'm telling you. I just feel like you gotta have that look when you a dancer. Like, you gotta. And do some tricks. Y' all just be walking around, standing around. It ain't nothing but, like, two girls I know here in Florence that do tricks and actually do shit. [00:46:58] Speaker B: It was a dancer. Went viral. I think she went viral yesterday. Talking about don't. Like, she don't want to get asked to dinner. You got this ticker shopping. [00:47:06] Speaker A: Oh, at the. [00:47:07] Speaker B: The white girl. [00:47:08] Speaker A: The white girl. Yeah. She never used to act like that. I remember before she got her body done, she was. [00:47:13] Speaker B: She got her body done, too. [00:47:15] Speaker A: Yeah, that's not her body. I remember when she used to work at compound. She was so nice. [00:47:23] Speaker B: She ain't nice no more. [00:47:25] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know. I have. I. I don't know. [00:47:27] Speaker B: She'd be all right. [00:47:27] Speaker A: She was nice when she worked at compound, though. [00:47:29] Speaker B: Skinny strippers need to stay the home. [00:47:31] Speaker A: Hey, it ain't even got to be skinny strippers. No, because. What's that girl's name? Brianna. [00:47:35] Speaker B: That. She gonna hop on that pole. [00:47:36] Speaker A: She gonna do some tricks, and she's small, like. Well, she knows she done got thicker. [00:47:40] Speaker B: She didn't make. [00:47:40] Speaker A: She definitely got thicker. [00:47:41] Speaker B: She made me, like, throw some money. [00:47:43] Speaker A: Yeah, she'll make you throw money on her. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Everybody ain't gonna make you throw some money. [00:47:46] Speaker D: Her. [00:47:46] Speaker A: And it's another girl. I want to say they call her Cookie, but I think her name on Facebook is Kira. She do tricks, too? [00:47:52] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:47:53] Speaker A: And, yeah, she. She bad too. Them the only two. I don't see nobody else really doing no tricks in Florence. [00:47:59] Speaker B: For real. [00:48:00] Speaker D: Like, they just be manning over, and. [00:48:01] Speaker A: They just be standing around just, you know, they do that with little 1, 2. And then they walk past and they start begging and all that. Like, don't beg me to. Don't beg me, please. I don't like that. [00:48:11] Speaker B: Yoshi, could you date a stripper? [00:48:12] Speaker C: I have. [00:48:13] Speaker B: You have. [00:48:14] Speaker A: How was that? Yeah, it was fun. [00:48:17] Speaker C: Two or three times in my life. [00:48:19] Speaker A: Was it fun, though? [00:48:21] Speaker B: Oh, we about to get to the bottom of this. [00:48:24] Speaker C: To the bottom of what? [00:48:25] Speaker B: You. You dated two or three strippers like. [00:48:27] Speaker A: You day to day it or you just. [00:48:28] Speaker B: I only know two or three strips. How the you run into two or three today? [00:48:31] Speaker C: I used to work in. I used to work in clubs. [00:48:33] Speaker A: Security. [00:48:34] Speaker C: No, bartender. I used to. Bartender. [00:48:38] Speaker B: You used. [00:48:39] Speaker A: You used to bartend? [00:48:40] Speaker C: When I was in college. Yeah, Right. When I was in college. And when I finished college. [00:48:45] Speaker B: He used to try to fall in love with them. [00:48:47] Speaker C: No, I didn't. [00:48:48] Speaker A: How long did you date them? [00:48:50] Speaker B: You said two or three. [00:48:51] Speaker C: That doesn't mean. Yeah, it's by about. It was three for sure. [00:48:56] Speaker D: How long did you date them? [00:48:58] Speaker C: Maybe four months apiece. [00:48:59] Speaker A: Maybe five a piece. [00:49:01] Speaker C: Yeah, for maybe five months. [00:49:03] Speaker B: It's been longer than that. [00:49:04] Speaker A: Why only 45? Why? Why? You broke up with them because they was dancing? [00:49:08] Speaker C: Nah, it had nothing to do with the dancing. I just don't do lying and stuff like that like you. [00:49:14] Speaker B: But you thought you was gonna get all that in the club? [00:49:16] Speaker C: No, it's not. That's not the. Here's the thing. I know what you do, so it's not my issue. Isn't your profession. My issue is that you lied to me about something that you did. You didn't have to lie. [00:49:25] Speaker A: Oh, that'd be my biggest thing. Don't lie. [00:49:27] Speaker C: Like. [00:49:28] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie to you. [00:49:29] Speaker C: I accept you as you are when you. When you get to me. Okay, so everybody ain't. Ain't me. But I'm not into changing people. [00:49:36] Speaker B: If I'm gonna talk about umbilical cord. [00:49:38] Speaker C: On the floor, I ain't into changing people. I ain't into doing much or nothing. [00:49:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:43] Speaker B: I feel that I accept people of who they are. [00:49:45] Speaker C: And if I put myself in a position where I know what your profession is, no matter what the profession is, I can't have a problem with it. If I put myself in a position to talk to somebody in that profession. [00:49:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:56] Speaker B: Only time I'mma have a problem with it is, bitch, you out here shaking your ass on a Saturday night and you ain't walking this motherfucker with a thousand bucks. [00:50:04] Speaker C: Well, I mean that. [00:50:06] Speaker B: The bucks kills me every time this. You know what I'm saying? [00:50:09] Speaker A: You ain't gonna be with a thousand bucks. [00:50:13] Speaker B: It got to make sense. Cause you just out there doing what? [00:50:15] Speaker C: Doing nothing. Yeah. So I agree. [00:50:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:19] Speaker B: As far as, like, being in a relationship with a stripper. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. [00:50:24] Speaker D: What if she's just dancing, though? [00:50:27] Speaker B: I don't know a stripper that's like just dancing. [00:50:31] Speaker D: What if you. What if you did, though? Like, if you met one. [00:50:35] Speaker B: Who. [00:50:35] Speaker D: I'm saying, though, hypothetically, you will never meet one. [00:50:39] Speaker C: Now could I Do it today. [00:50:42] Speaker A: Like, nowadays, I don. [00:50:44] Speaker C: Today I couldn't do it today. Like, now, me, myself, now. I couldn't do it now. [00:50:48] Speaker B: Why. But why could you do it Back then? [00:50:50] Speaker C: I was. [00:50:50] Speaker A: I mean, it's different back then. Back then, girls wasn't. [00:50:53] Speaker B: So you were. You were in a committed relationship with a stripper. Like you were committed. [00:51:00] Speaker C: 28, 29. Yeah. [00:51:01] Speaker B: You was cheating. [00:51:02] Speaker C: No. [00:51:03] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:51:05] Speaker C: Okay. I mean, that's. That's your take on it? I'm just. [00:51:08] Speaker B: You a strong man, bro. [00:51:10] Speaker C: No, I'm just people who. I'm a person who accepts people for who they are. [00:51:12] Speaker A: Nah, And I love that. It ain't that, though. [00:51:14] Speaker B: I accept you for who you are. I just know what's going on. Like. [00:51:21] Speaker C: Georgia Miller talking about nasty dancing. [00:51:23] Speaker B: I'm a nasty dancer. Dancing for money. [00:51:29] Speaker A: Like them gals who strip on Mondays. Bitch, not a soul in there. Because why you in the club on. [00:51:34] Speaker C: Monday in the morning, like somebody was out there. [00:51:37] Speaker B: Was in the morning, bro, that what I'm saying, bro. You telling me you been gone all. [00:51:43] Speaker A: Day, all day, all night, and you came back with what, 300? Bitch, try again. It make you wanna turn into some pimp shit. Like, nah, bitch, ain't no way you came here with $300. You was going for 18 hours today. [00:51:59] Speaker B: You was going for 18 smoking all that shit. And you coming in be with 300 smelling like cigarettes and fucking black and mild. You don't even smell the weed in the club. [00:52:10] Speaker A: Yeah, you don't smell the weed, mama. [00:52:11] Speaker B: Them being that overpowering, that especially them cigarettes, them parts or them goddamn cools, whatever the you be smoking then cigarette. [00:52:25] Speaker C: Stripping for hash browns. [00:52:27] Speaker B: Damn. Stripping for hash browns. Hey, I know a couple. Couple little sauces like that too. Now like you ain't even doing. For real. You know how many girls got them private snaps and 20 bucks lifetime, lifetime warranty. Seeing this for 20. You ain't got to repay. You ain't got to repay no more. She ain't gonna kick you out and. [00:52:52] Speaker A: Tell you to repay again like a monthly subscription. It's not like that. [00:52:56] Speaker B: It's one time. I hate waking up and seeing me in the private snap. I know how to undelete myself so fast now. I found out how to take myself out that bitch. [00:53:04] Speaker A: I haven't found. I haven't figured it out because I'm in a few private. [00:53:07] Speaker B: You got to hold it. Like when it get on the private one, go to the three dots and. [00:53:12] Speaker A: It'Ll just take me out of there. [00:53:14] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah, because it's. [00:53:16] Speaker A: Like three guys on there that got me in a private and hey, you. [00:53:20] Speaker B: That's out here with private snaps gay making your dick bounce. Boy, you need to be evaluated. Boy, you twerking from the front. What if you just randomly. If you just randomly dropping your dick in a woman inbox or you know what I'm saying? [00:53:41] Speaker A: Yeah, you be straight. I mean straight sending videos. I mean standing in front of the camera. [00:53:47] Speaker B: You will take some. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Yes, that's. I don't give a how good you. [00:53:52] Speaker D: Think your dick look girl waking up and see like unsolicited and just get on Snapchat. And that's a girl that can just be Snapchat face. [00:54:00] Speaker A: Look, calling me on Facebook at 4 o' clock in the morning. That's weird. [00:54:03] Speaker B: Women do that too though, bro. [00:54:05] Speaker A: They do that. What? [00:54:06] Speaker D: What? [00:54:06] Speaker B: You know how many. Well, you ain't. Well, I get on snap in a minute and tell you. I for one, I'm. I'm post the snap. Make sure you watch it before I block your ass. I cannot stand. Well, throw that ham. Sound of that ham. Ham and cheese in the inbox fast. Get the playing with that. What the make you think I want to see your. [00:54:24] Speaker A: I'm saying. [00:54:26] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. He. He wanted to see my place. I ain't asked to see it. If I ain't asked to see that, why don't send me that. [00:54:32] Speaker D: That pissed me off so quick. [00:54:36] Speaker C: Being. [00:54:36] Speaker A: That goddamn be sending stuff to me. [00:54:38] Speaker B: Y' all freaky. [00:54:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Y' all definitely acting like she never had heard on it. [00:54:44] Speaker B: And she said what? [00:54:45] Speaker C: That's what else said. She like private snap. What's that? [00:54:50] Speaker A: Get off of it like to get off of private Snap. That's a few people I'm attached to. [00:54:54] Speaker B: But I want to get off that girl that he's stupid as boy. Oh, my mom and them. Why you want these people? Oh, look, the views go down after a say something like that. I'll tell you what. You out here just sending your dick. You gonna take some, boy. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Yeah. Then you send in videos. You send it. I don't want to see that. Why are you sending me the videos? And I mean, it's just stacked up like. And then the whole thread is like no response. So you just was like it. I'm gonna just start. I feel like that's the story. The dick gonna make her just hit that. Like. [00:55:26] Speaker B: I don't think they understand stand. Bro. We are not in high school no more. We are not like we. I'm 33. You pushing. We're above 30, bro. [00:55:38] Speaker A: And then people don't want to believe when I say I'm 34. I'm 34. Why would I lie? [00:55:43] Speaker B: This bitch sending these girls 200 cuz they pretty, bro. And you just gonna drop a dick pick in the inbox. What the make you think you special? Well, that girl go take that shrimp dick with that 200 every time shrimp and moan just like she getting it from your horsey ass or whatever. Like word. Damn. [00:56:05] Speaker A: What should be scary then? [00:56:07] Speaker B: Especially somebody then they send the price list on my mother. Well, I remember sent me a sent me a picture. I was like, oh, that nice. Oh yeah. I sell content. [00:56:15] Speaker A: Oh, I don't give a. Yeah. Cause what that got. [00:56:17] Speaker B: I like that like me that one thing about me, bro. That's why I don't be scared to like let nobody go or go to wherever it is or I had sending me money. You need to go apologize to them and get them back. You know what I'm saying? Like my own. I like the women that like me, bro. That just that that's. That's. That's what we at in dating now. You just got to find somebody that like you, bro. Because a lot of people be pursuing. [00:56:43] Speaker A: People that don't like them. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Just don't like them. [00:56:46] Speaker A: You could tell when somebody don't like. [00:56:47] Speaker B: You because if a like not knocking her hustle because apparently she got that's doing it like a asked you to take you to dinner. You said no. You want to go shopping. Apparently it's some suckers out here. [00:57:00] Speaker A: Hell yeah. [00:57:01] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:57:01] Speaker A: But you can tell that that didn't happen for her before because she didn't. Damn right somebody didn't. All right, well, let's go shopping for. [00:57:08] Speaker B: Me because I got you. I'm looking at in the comments like oh yeah, I seen that. I just go ahead and ask what's your. What size red bottoms you wear. You don't look like you even know where to buy a red bottom. [00:57:19] Speaker A: At least not a real one. [00:57:20] Speaker B: That would be the suckers be this up. [00:57:23] Speaker D: But I think that's just people that just be wanting to like they don't. [00:57:26] Speaker B: Want to have a haircut in nine months stank as you ain't. Of course you ain't spending no cheese. You ugly. You don't even want to go out because you ugly. As you know, ain't nobody want to talk to you. You ain't got no friends. You sending money. I ain't competing with that. Like then you don't even care if you or not. That ain't got to tell you. Thank you. You. You satisfied? I just got down. I'm rich. Tricking you if you got it. [00:57:54] Speaker A: Loves to try to throw that up. Like, man, I got money. [00:57:56] Speaker B: I got that. That ain't gonna do nothing. She won't even smell your a lot of. But I'm supposed to be less of a man because I ain't gonna do that. I don't really give a fuck. [00:58:06] Speaker A: I don't. I don't like who try to approach me with money first. Because like, what does that mean? [00:58:09] Speaker D: Somebody blowing me up, Blowing me up, sending me pictures of money. I said send it then. [00:58:13] Speaker A: And I don't even say that. I just be like, what. What is that? What are you doing that for? [00:58:16] Speaker D: No, I just got it because I'm not replying. [00:58:19] Speaker B: So Carmen talking about Jay up here tonight using them big word. [00:58:23] Speaker A: What big words? [00:58:25] Speaker B: That's. That's one thing. Why are you trying to play me like I'm slow? I probably ain't. You graduating from Tennisville. I don't even think they count y' all diplomas no more. Cause y' all don't got no school. Y' all just giving them that. Somebody don't even know what the Euro size. [00:58:41] Speaker A: I'm telling you, somebody tell his ass a size 38, he gonna be like, what is that? So you don't even know how you gonna give me red bottoms. You don't even know what size 38 is. Get on my face. [00:58:53] Speaker B: But then again, he might though he might do know. He might just get off. Just. He might be getting off just by sending his money out. Well, because it's like that. [00:59:03] Speaker A: Yeah, it is. [00:59:04] Speaker B: And that's why y' all be feeling like the game is the way the game supposed to be. Like, oh, supposed to spend money is supposed to be providers is. Well, you. Hey, yo, say they had like a whole woman, right? [00:59:19] Speaker A: It's moving. [00:59:19] Speaker B: What these want? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Not these. These women. These women want the work. [00:59:25] Speaker C: Hey, now, let me. Let me say this. I know somebody who believe who be talking about. I ain't asked for all of this. [00:59:33] Speaker B: You ain't never. [00:59:34] Speaker C: She'd be like, oh, I didn't ask for all of this. [00:59:40] Speaker B: Y' all got them all civil rights ladies turning over in their grave. What the lady name was that they used to roll the sleeve up and she had the red bandana on like this. The mechanic. You know what I'm talking about? [00:59:50] Speaker A: Yeah, like, boy, y', all, where the. [00:59:53] Speaker D: Women at talking about like a mechanic. [00:59:55] Speaker B: Women wanted to work. We ain't want to sit at home all day. We want them. We want them rights to work. And these don't even want to go to work. I ain't no provider unless you sitting up in my rotting all day. [01:00:16] Speaker A: No comment. [01:00:17] Speaker B: Then y' all don't be understanding. Boy. We get tired of that. You sitting up in my all day. I see you. I just see you every day. You ain't left out the house to do. Yeah, that I'll pass. I'll take the. I'll take the working woman for 600. Alex. [01:00:33] Speaker A: Yeah, like at least there's some type of break between. [01:00:36] Speaker B: Like, why you not what she said to me. Your mouth is so reckless. I'm gonna bring her ass on here. Talking about only seven people. Only selling people on Timmonsville. I promise. You talking about the fuck Timmonsville do a lot. Hey, you know it's only 14 people in Timmonsville. For real. And all y' all cousins. That why y' all act like that. They breeding that shit together. Like they're breeding like pit bulls over there. You know you ain't supposed to be over there. But how close cousins we is. We going on over there in the building. That's why all y' all got the same last name. For real. And we about to be out of here, though. This is the last live. I hope you guys enjoyed it. We'll be transitioning to podcast platforms and YouTube, so just gonna have to catch us like that, G. You know what I'm saying? Like I. You gonna show him some ass? You gonna show him some ass before we leave? Yes. No. Maybe. So they talking slow so it looked like a no. Go ahead. Yaya first Gabby. [01:01:51] Speaker A: Go ahead. [01:01:52] Speaker B: Come on, man. This thing got down to it. This three miles long, Timmy. [01:02:01] Speaker D: I ain't never been. [01:02:03] Speaker B: You probably can run straight through there. [01:02:06] Speaker D: Oh, I have been, Tim. Damn, I haven't. No, it's one. I think the tracks right. [01:02:11] Speaker B: Come on, man, so we can get the up out of here. [01:02:13] Speaker A: Let's stand at the same time a. [01:02:15] Speaker D: I ain't standing beside you, boo. [01:02:17] Speaker A: Why? [01:02:18] Speaker D: Ain't going to put my butt to. [01:02:19] Speaker B: Shame that Mexican rump boy. [01:02:21] Speaker D: I'm stop 20, 26. We going to learn to stop being ER and call me Honduran. [01:02:26] Speaker B: Okay, Honduran. Take too long. [01:02:29] Speaker A: Just hope y' all enjoyed the. [01:02:32] Speaker B: Hey, this the sleeper. The sleeper right there. Hey, man, peace. Y' all retarded as. [01:02:58] Speaker A: Sa.