From Mental Health to Butt Plugs… HOW DID WE GET HERE?!

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Sam. [00:00:42] Speaker B: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. What's happening? Damn, I thought I had my hat to the front. This your boy Jay with Ink? [00:00:47] Speaker A: You did. You did. [00:00:50] Speaker B: He tuned into another episode live, man, you know, I got my lovely co host beside me. Y' all usual. We got to find a new name for Gabby. We are sinking Candy. You don't like that one? [00:01:08] Speaker A: Hell, no. Like, calling her like Tyen or some like that. Like, what the. Yo, that was out of pocket. I'm sorry. That was the first thing that came to my. [00:01:19] Speaker B: It's real, though. It's real. Look out. It's real. Gavin, don't start that. What was happening, Man, I hope y', all, you know, had a very productive week. We're gonna sit these to the bite, because we don't. [00:01:36] Speaker C: Oh, wait, no. We was here last Tuesday. [00:01:38] Speaker B: Just let me know if you need a little bump. Don't say bump until they start paying me. Yeah, no, no. Free advertisement and. All right. Yoshi. [00:01:50] Speaker D: Yep. [00:01:51] Speaker B: How's everybody doing today? Happy Tuesday. We outside. Yo, sister look cold in here tonight. Damn. [00:02:02] Speaker C: I start getting hot, though, once I keep sipping. [00:02:05] Speaker B: There she go. [00:02:07] Speaker A: Crazy. I was gonna wear blue. Host. [00:02:19] Speaker C: Hello? [00:02:20] Speaker B: My bad. Anyways, now, what we were saying, though. What you say about pants? [00:02:25] Speaker A: No, I was gonna be matching. [00:02:27] Speaker B: You know, y' all usually close. [00:02:29] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. With the. Yeah. [00:02:30] Speaker B: That probably why she didn't put her boots on today, because, you know, I. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Was gonna wear my hair. [00:02:35] Speaker B: She used to put the button. What's up, man? How you. [00:02:43] Speaker C: I'm well. How are you? [00:02:45] Speaker B: You don't look like it. [00:02:46] Speaker C: Wow. What's wrong with my. [00:02:47] Speaker B: Why you just stare it down? [00:02:50] Speaker C: You mad I told you I was getting chased by alligators. [00:02:54] Speaker A: Like in real life? [00:02:55] Speaker C: No, in my dream. [00:02:56] Speaker A: Oh. I'm like, where did you go? [00:02:58] Speaker B: But where did she get. Just like. Why was you thanking my alligators to. [00:03:02] Speaker C: Go to sleep all day, y'? [00:03:03] Speaker A: All? [00:03:03] Speaker C: Like, literally. [00:03:03] Speaker A: What did you eat, like, in an sleep? [00:03:06] Speaker C: Don't piss me off, Jeremy. [00:03:08] Speaker A: Ooh, and she said your girl, right? [00:03:10] Speaker B: Like, damn. Calm that down. What the fuck? But, uh. Oh, you know, you for the murder. Anyways, what's happening, man? We got some subjects today. I think we do, Youssef. What you want to talk about? You got anything you want to talk about? [00:03:30] Speaker A: Mm. Mm. [00:03:32] Speaker D: Nope. [00:03:33] Speaker B: Why? [00:03:34] Speaker D: I ain't got nothing to talk about. [00:03:35] Speaker A: You know what I want to talk about? What? [00:03:37] Speaker C: That man. [00:03:38] Speaker A: I want to talk about that man who was on live and how everybody was in them comments laughing at that man while he was having a mental breakdown. It was because I guess because he always, you know, cries wolf or he always does stuff for attention. But they was in them comments, laughing. [00:03:51] Speaker C: Like, you know, serious. [00:03:54] Speaker A: Yeah. Then when they actually heard the police outside, they still thought it was fake. And I'm like, this. This is not a joke. [00:04:00] Speaker B: And y' all kill himself a lot? [00:04:01] Speaker A: The police killed him. The police came in again. [00:04:04] Speaker B: Word? [00:04:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:05] Speaker B: What he did for the police to come in his house and kill him? [00:04:11] Speaker A: He barricaded himself in the house for hours. He was in there for like, what'd they say, seven hours? No, but he was serving a live. And I guess, you know, whoever they would let him know, like, hey, he had a gun to his head. He was, you know, they was negotiating with him for a long ass time. [00:04:25] Speaker C: But weren't they serving a warrant or something? [00:04:27] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:04:28] Speaker C: I think I read something about that. I don't know, though. I didn't really watch. I didn't really care. [00:04:31] Speaker A: I just thought it was sad. [00:04:33] Speaker D: That is mean. [00:04:34] Speaker A: That is. [00:04:34] Speaker C: Not that I didn't really care, but. [00:04:37] Speaker B: I mean, it ain't my business. [00:04:38] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, but I was just like, rp, brother. [00:04:42] Speaker B: Mental health. Is that real, man? You know, you don't never know what somebody going through. A lot of people just be making that look good, you know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't the type of to get on the Internet and cry and, you know, like, oh, life ain't treating me. I'm gonna just shut the fuck up and try to figure this shit up. Everybody can't do that, though. You know what I'm saying? And there's some people who can't take your silence either. Cause like I said, I'm just the type of. I just fall back. I got quiet. [00:05:08] Speaker A: Yeah, but that's not good. [00:05:10] Speaker B: See, what the you want to do. [00:05:12] Speaker A: See here, I mean, I guess you just. Because you a man, you just feel like you shouldn't say nothing. [00:05:15] Speaker B: What am I supposed to say? If I say something, is that gonna change the situation or do I still got to figure this out? [00:05:22] Speaker A: I don't know. Depends on the situation. [00:05:23] Speaker B: All right, so I'm gonna just figure it out. [00:05:24] Speaker C: I don't. I don't talk about my stuff either. I just figure it out. [00:05:27] Speaker B: That's a boy, too. Now, y' all ain't met that side of gab yet. Don't laugh. Y' all ain't met that side of gab yet. [00:05:36] Speaker A: All right, call me a boy. I'll repeat it for a boy. [00:05:42] Speaker B: Maybe not body part wise, huh? [00:05:44] Speaker C: I'm A real ass. [00:05:46] Speaker B: See no real ass. Give a. Look out for real. Boy, you got to watch that one. Boy, I be scared of. I don't see how boys be dealing with them girls who just mean. [00:06:03] Speaker A: Not mean, mean for no reason. [00:06:05] Speaker B: You just say you don't do no begging. [00:06:08] Speaker C: That's mean. [00:06:09] Speaker B: Yes. [00:06:10] Speaker C: Why do I need a babe? I'm already being nice. [00:06:14] Speaker B: What is being nice? [00:06:16] Speaker C: Being a girl. [00:06:17] Speaker B: You won't be being no girl. You just said you'd be like this, that, this, that. [00:06:23] Speaker C: And third, if they don't make me want to be nice, why would I be nice? [00:06:31] Speaker B: Why y' all be acting like that's some something, like, we got to unlock any of. [00:06:36] Speaker C: No, I start off, like, as the girl, but once you be on. [00:06:39] Speaker B: Okay, I'm gonna show you what is on, though. [00:06:42] Speaker C: Just like not wanting to be a. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Man. [00:06:47] Speaker B: I'm still not being specific. [00:06:48] Speaker C: Like, it's just beyond. Like, you just go over. Like, if I tell you, like, when you was getting to know someone, you want to see them go on dates, spend time with them, they be on bullshit. They just want to text you, what are you doing all day? [00:07:01] Speaker B: What is that noise? [00:07:03] Speaker C: They're cleaning, I about to say, cuz. [00:07:06] Speaker B: I know they ain't cutting no grass. [00:07:07] Speaker A: This time of night. [00:07:13] Speaker D: Raphael says somebody got to make you be nice. [00:07:16] Speaker C: No, but if you're not treating me how I want to be or giving me the treatment I want, why would I? [00:07:21] Speaker D: What is. What is that right? [00:07:22] Speaker B: Cause they don't never be specific about it, bro. Like. [00:07:25] Speaker C: Like. [00:07:26] Speaker D: Like what? [00:07:26] Speaker C: Like, when you're getting to know someone or date someone now in days, boys. Oh, you want a link or you want to come over, let me pull up on you, huh? [00:07:34] Speaker A: And it'll be like, what do niggas. [00:07:36] Speaker B: Supposed to be doing, though, bro? [00:07:37] Speaker A: Like, they supposed to ask her out. [00:07:38] Speaker D: Yeah, no, here's the. Here's the thing. Most women, not especially, especially your age, can deal with a dude if the a. If he was doing that. Couldn't even remotely Wouldn't know what to do, wouldn't know how to treat, Wouldn't know how to handle it, Wouldn't know how to deal with it because you so used to the nonsense. So now I'm about to waste my time because you don't know how to deal with me. [00:07:59] Speaker C: Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I can only speak for myself. [00:08:03] Speaker B: But my thing is, like, you wouldn't. [00:08:04] Speaker D: Know what to do. I know you wouldn't know what to do. [00:08:05] Speaker B: Well, as a man, boy, you got to be Jesus you got to read minds. [00:08:10] Speaker A: Walk on water. [00:08:11] Speaker B: Walk on water, dick. Longest urban street. Don't forget you got to drive a. [00:08:18] Speaker D: Fast car, feed however many people with a low flat. [00:08:21] Speaker B: You gotta make $100,000 a second if you don't. He's. It's just. He's just. These men just aren't it for me. You know what I'm saying? Like, that how that shit goes. [00:08:31] Speaker D: How's it all, nigga? [00:08:33] Speaker B: How's it all, guys? These niggas just not it for me. It's just. Ah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? [00:08:40] Speaker A: Like, no. [00:08:41] Speaker C: That's just what y' all used to reading about, like, on social media. [00:08:45] Speaker D: That's conversation. [00:08:47] Speaker C: I don't know y'. All, but me personally, someone told me. [00:08:51] Speaker B: They'Re like, nigga's not it for me. I swear to God, boy. Like, boy, that's all you see every man. It don't matter what you do, bro. Then, bro, don't be healed from their past situation, right? They just be trying to, like, pass up n. They be trying to show the ex, oh, I could get new or I could get new. I don't really give a. You ain't doing that. But going and damaging somebody else. You feel me? Like, nah. I got to pay for everything your ex did to you and how he treated you and what you ain't caught with that that you should have caught. Not every nigga is just like a nigga who got to be watched now. Like a hoe. I ain't going for that shit. Bitch, you can take your unhealed ass back to wherever you come from. Cause it don't be nothing come with that shit. [00:09:37] Speaker D: But some pussies ain't my responsibility. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Some good pussies, too. That's all that be, bro. Not why keep going back in that bit. Brad, she be great. She do. She doing what you need her to do. But when it comes to that mental part that aggravating, I can't deal with it, Bro, who you arguing with? Cause you unattentive. [00:10:00] Speaker D: She been in that phone about 10 minutes a brunch. [00:10:05] Speaker B: Oh, hey, book that. My bad. Keep going. My bad, my bad, my bad. [00:10:10] Speaker A: We. [00:10:10] Speaker B: I respond to work, too. I got somebody about to Apple pay me right now, too, so I ain't even trippin to it like shit. Cheers. [00:10:19] Speaker A: Okay. No, for real. [00:10:20] Speaker B: Cheers to health and wealth, man, before we even get started on the bullshit. Yusuf, man. [00:10:26] Speaker D: Yep. [00:10:27] Speaker B: How you feeling? I gotta check on my dog, man. Mentally, where you at? One to five. [00:10:32] Speaker D: I'm good, man. [00:10:33] Speaker B: One to five. [00:10:34] Speaker D: Five. [00:10:35] Speaker B: Okay. That's what I. Like. [00:10:37] Speaker D: I'm enjoying. I'm gonna tell you a funny story. Okay, so it's probably about two nights ago. [00:10:44] Speaker B: You got some cuddies. [00:10:45] Speaker D: No, I went to. I went into my son's room to check on him. [00:10:55] Speaker B: Yeah, look, y' all should look all like. [00:11:01] Speaker D: I heard him talking. I said, who you on the phone with? Who you on the phone with? He said, my friend. I said, duh. Who you on the phone with? You don't know him. I said, I'm trying to get to know him. Who you on the phone with? My friend. He said her name. I was like, all right, cool. I walk out yesterday, we get home from the game. He trying to finish his homework. So I take the phone like, man, you on the phone too much. As a matter of fact, let me check your phone. The conversation you having with this girl. [00:11:38] Speaker B: What the. Come give me a hug, bro. [00:11:41] Speaker D: I come back in. I came back in. [00:11:42] Speaker B: I said, come give me hug, bro. [00:11:44] Speaker D: I came back. Anything. [00:11:45] Speaker B: I said, come give me a hug, Lil. Yo, I love it. Come on, come on, come on, bro. I'm proud of you, bro. That's what I'm talking about. Come give me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm proud of you, though. That's what I'm talking about, my boy. Yeah, give it up a little, Yoshi, man. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, you know, I look, hey. [00:12:07] Speaker D: And then, you know that they took his phone. He not supposed to have his phone during the week when we get high. Gotta concentrate. [00:12:15] Speaker B: Oh, is that not a proud dad moment, though? It was. Okay. I can't front, so just. So just let him know that you feel like, I'm proud of you now, but slow it down. [00:12:27] Speaker D: Yeah, slow it down right now. [00:12:30] Speaker B: How he is. [00:12:31] Speaker D: No, hold on now. He was hitting up with some heat in them text messages now. I gotta say, he was hitting with some. [00:12:36] Speaker B: You was impressed, bro. You was impressed. [00:12:39] Speaker D: I was a little impressed. [00:12:40] Speaker B: Be honest. That's my dog right there. I ain't laughing. I ain't laughing at you. I'm laughing with you, my brother. Cause that how old you is. Hey, all right. I think she, like, hey, by that time, I was got down. Yo, wait, hold on, hold on now. [00:12:56] Speaker D: You gotta hear. [00:12:57] Speaker B: I'm sliding my fingers between some lips. [00:12:58] Speaker D: You gotta hear the lines, though, man. Like, he was. Jeremy, I think she, like. I think she, like, fell and, like, messed up her tooth or something like that. And so he was like. He said, well, let me see. She was like, no, it's ugly. He was like, it can't be. Not to me. You can never be ugly. [00:13:17] Speaker C: I didn't even say that. [00:13:18] Speaker B: Yes, you did. [00:13:19] Speaker D: Yes, you did. [00:13:21] Speaker B: Hey, hey, listen. What you don't understand, right, is you beyond your years right now. [00:13:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:29] Speaker B: You doing. And listen, we laughing for one. No offense. It's a lot of that shit going wrong. You feel what I'm saying? So, for one, we just happy for that. For two, for you to be laying. [00:13:45] Speaker C: What is that? [00:13:46] Speaker B: That tambourine shit? Remember that? [00:13:47] Speaker A: Oh, okay. Gotcha. [00:13:49] Speaker B: All right, Bet so. [00:13:51] Speaker A: Cause I'm like that. What? [00:13:52] Speaker B: All right. Bet so. So. So listen. We really. I'm proud of him, bro. I love stories like this. [00:13:58] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:13:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:59] Speaker B: Hey, listen, man. Keep on doing what you're doing, bro. Just. Just understand this. Sex comes with STDs and babies. And babies. I'mma tell you something, boy. Always. [00:14:15] Speaker A: Not some weeks. [00:14:16] Speaker B: Scrap that. Not sometimes. [00:14:18] Speaker C: Have you had this conversation with somebody? [00:14:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Hell, yeah, I would. He. He was a. [00:14:22] Speaker C: Do I need to have this conversation? [00:14:23] Speaker B: How old is your son? [00:14:24] Speaker C: 11. [00:14:25] Speaker D: Yeah, he's 12. [00:14:28] Speaker B: Don't make it like oblivious. Cause, like, bro, they done made the world smaller. So, like, bro, they can see shit with their phone. The phones and shit. I don't sound like that. [00:14:35] Speaker C: I be checking his. Y', all, he was this girl. This girl likes him. He's my. So him and my niece are eight days apart. [00:14:42] Speaker B: I'm proud of you, boy. Uncle J, Uncle J. Proud of you. [00:14:45] Speaker C: Just know that they're eight days apart. And so all her little friends be liking my son. And they be trying to text him and stuff. Here he goes. Shut up. [00:14:54] Speaker B: Oh, he wanted them. He ain't understand yet. [00:14:59] Speaker A: He just turned 11 and let me see him. [00:15:01] Speaker B: Oh, you gonna have to watch him. Cause y', all, y', all. Y'. All. Y' all ain't black either. In the all black time. [00:15:09] Speaker C: He is black about the. [00:15:10] Speaker B: Him to the floor. Watch. How y' all feel about y' all sons getting. [00:15:17] Speaker A: I ain't gotta think about that no time soon. My son only five. I don't want to. [00:15:21] Speaker B: You hang around Uncle J. You got to worry about it. [00:15:23] Speaker A: Not a no. [00:15:23] Speaker B: Damn, by the time he 12, he gonna have that mop on him. I don't play that. [00:15:29] Speaker A: You don't play what? [00:15:30] Speaker B: I get somebody. [00:15:33] Speaker A: I make sure I keep my son away from your ass. [00:15:36] Speaker C: Oh, that's too young. [00:15:37] Speaker B: Okay, 13. [00:15:40] Speaker A: I'm not planning. When my son about to get some head. I'm not about to do that. [00:15:43] Speaker B: You ain't got no shit. [00:15:44] Speaker A: I'm not planning it. I'm not planning the year. [00:15:47] Speaker B: Uncle J. Uncle J got you. I'm the uncle that when them they ain't got no ride and they trying to hit something. Middle school. Cause I had an uncle like that, tough. [00:15:54] Speaker A: So you gonna be the uncle to take him to go get some. [00:15:56] Speaker B: Which one, the left or the right? [00:15:57] Speaker C: They're both my sons. [00:15:58] Speaker A: For real? Yeah. [00:16:00] Speaker B: Oh, both them about to get chopped chop. And they might have that wavy hair, too. And they gonna like air forces and to be Mexican. [00:16:09] Speaker A: Ooh, they gonna what? [00:16:12] Speaker B: You gonna have them dressing like niggas with the air forces and shit in Jordan's. Girl, please. It's over for you. [00:16:18] Speaker C: What do you mean early? [00:16:19] Speaker B: Early grandma. You'll probably be a grandma by the time you're 40. [00:16:22] Speaker C: Well, I'm. I'm 29 and he's 11. So by the time he 15, I'm gonna be 34. [00:16:28] Speaker B: Yeah, so by the time you're 40, you probably have one about. He like. No, between 60. [00:16:33] Speaker A: That's young. Please don't. [00:16:34] Speaker B: No, you already want more kids, you might just take care of his. [00:16:39] Speaker C: My son told me he not worried about girls registration. He worried about soccer and college. He said he trying to go pro. [00:16:45] Speaker B: Saying that. [00:16:46] Speaker C: No, I mean, obviously he gonna wanna. [00:16:48] Speaker B: Until they start coming around. [00:16:50] Speaker C: Yeah, but he said he focused. [00:16:51] Speaker B: He start. He said he trying to start liking titties, and he might not like titties yet. [00:16:56] Speaker C: He been telling me this since he was sipping. He's trying to go pro. [00:16:59] Speaker B: That's cool. You think pros be virgins? [00:17:01] Speaker C: No, but he said he did. He focused. [00:17:04] Speaker B: You think focused people don't have sex. [00:17:06] Speaker C: He. I mean, he is, but he's not gonna know he. I'm not. [00:17:09] Speaker B: Call Uncle J. Uncle J got you. [00:17:12] Speaker C: We not. He not. [00:17:12] Speaker B: I'll drop y' all not at. [00:17:15] Speaker C: From Uncle J. Yeah, not out of teenage years. [00:17:18] Speaker B: Girl, please. We got to do it. [00:17:21] Speaker A: I mean, he could do what he. [00:17:22] Speaker C: Do, but just be safe. [00:17:24] Speaker B: Look at. Look at. Hey, Flex, man, you see? Hey, I got my boy merch on, man. You know what I'm saying? Benji Club, man. Shout Benji Club for the fits. You know what I'm saying? Hey, but. What's up, Samitra? But yeah, man, you know, in the house. You. You scared that let your son have Sexton. [00:17:47] Speaker A: I ain't thinking about that. Right. [00:17:48] Speaker C: She got a long time. [00:17:49] Speaker A: I got a long time. [00:17:50] Speaker B: I bab. Would that make you emotional? [00:17:51] Speaker A: 5 make you emotional? Emotional. I mean, but when we get to that point, I'MMA have that talk with him. I'mma make sure you know. You know, to wear condoms. Don't be sucking these holes raw. [00:18:00] Speaker B: My son about to be hitting. [00:18:01] Speaker A: Don't be falling in love with these bitch. [00:18:03] Speaker C: So I got to have a conversation. [00:18:04] Speaker A: I got to teach him the game. For real. I can't have my. I mean, my. He probably going to have or nothing like that. Like. No. [00:18:12] Speaker B: All right, now let's not do that. [00:18:14] Speaker A: What? [00:18:15] Speaker B: Cuz Gabby with that. You not. She just roll her eyes, but, you know. So y' all believe in, like, keeping kids away from their daddies? [00:18:30] Speaker A: No. [00:18:32] Speaker B: Have you done it before? [00:18:33] Speaker A: No. No, I'm for real. That's one thing I'll never do. [00:18:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Hell yeah. [00:18:43] Speaker A: I thought you was gonna say no. Damn, Gabby, I thought you were gonna say no like me. [00:18:47] Speaker C: No, I didn't. I. It was a time so, like, my oldest son is 11. It was a time where I was just like, you know what this man can do whatever, as long as he's a father. Get your kids, whatever. I don't care. And I would take it. I would take the ugly, the dirty, the disrespect, whatever, but it came to a point where you're now harming my kids and traumatizing them. [00:19:05] Speaker B: Yeah. That's different, though. [00:19:07] Speaker A: That's different. [00:19:07] Speaker B: Yeah. You know what I'm saying? [00:19:08] Speaker C: Like, their mental health is. Is for me to. [00:19:15] Speaker A: That came out of nowhere, but for. [00:19:17] Speaker C: Me to, like, be looking into therapists because I feel like my kids need it because of stuff you're putting. Yeah. Then, no, I don't want you around them. [00:19:24] Speaker A: See, but that's why I keep saying, like, mental health is, like, a serious thing. People be thinking, that is a joke, but that should be real. [00:19:30] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:19:30] Speaker A: Because somebody who's not mentally there, they. That rubs off on the people that's around them. Yeah. You know, like. Yeah. [00:19:36] Speaker C: And then. Oh, you're so bitter. He's a good father. How do y' all know? [00:19:40] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:19:40] Speaker C: How do y' all know? Because he post pictures, and then there's. [00:19:44] Speaker A: A lot of men who be, you know, social media daddies. Like, for real. Like, you only get them around the holidays. You only get them for their birthday. You don't even be getting them. You just be there for the moment. You snap your pictures and then you go on about your business. [00:19:55] Speaker B: Like I said, don't stop posting my son. Because I don't even want to shoot the goddamn. [00:19:59] Speaker A: I don't post my child because people are weird. [00:20:01] Speaker B: I always go, I might post them every now and Again, you don't understand. [00:20:05] Speaker C: But I post like their accomplishments and stuff. I post them on SNAP because I have control who can see my. My stories and stuff. But like Facebook and Instagram, I only post them like on the holidays or something like that. [00:20:16] Speaker B: Be weird. [00:20:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Especially when you a person that's like into content. I just feel like I ain't posting my child. [00:20:22] Speaker B: I used to get my son every. [00:20:24] Speaker A: Here and there, but I used to. [00:20:25] Speaker B: Get my son every other weekend. I get my son every week now. So like I don't feel the need to let you know I got my son. [00:20:31] Speaker A: Okay. Like this is something I'm supposed to be doing. Like I'm supposed to have my child. [00:20:35] Speaker B: That's why they just get to posting. [00:20:36] Speaker C: Because their dad was. Is very social media and he go viral sometimes. And I have people wishing that go. [00:20:42] Speaker B: Viral for the wrong reasons though. Yeah. [00:20:44] Speaker C: And I have people wishing deaths on my kids. [00:20:46] Speaker B: That be funny, bro. [00:20:48] Speaker A: Yeah. Your baby daddy's after and I, I. [00:20:51] Speaker C: Didn'T like that like you getting my kids involved to tell them they're ugly and they, they, they need to die and stuff. [00:20:56] Speaker A: Like. Like who your baby daddy. [00:20:57] Speaker B: He told them that those people like. [00:20:59] Speaker C: Sharing their pictures cuz he would go viral off of dumb stuff. And so like people go in his social media and share pictures. [00:21:06] Speaker A: I don't. They'll go in your pictures and they'll find your child or find your. [00:21:10] Speaker B: Well listen, when me and my son. [00:21:12] Speaker A: Arguing for 500 people. [00:21:13] Speaker B: When me and my son. When me and my son went viral for like little car heart. Remember that, bro, it was so many white people under my like look at the two monkeys or talking. Look at the two monkeys feelings or. No, I swear, bro. Like that was so. And I'm like damn bro. Like what make you just come on this and just. You know what I'm saying? [00:21:35] Speaker A: Like and be so comfortable with saying the. You see that black lady just follows. Found some man. She drove three hours. [00:21:41] Speaker B: That would be me. [00:21:42] Speaker A: And found a man who was talking in her post. [00:21:44] Speaker B: And guess I'm. I'mma come grab your mother. You might be working at cvs. I'm come grab your nose. Pull the out your ass. [00:21:52] Speaker A: That's how I feel like people should start bitch and you popping and you talking. [00:21:57] Speaker B: That lady was. She was crazy though. Cuz you knew she was like yeah. [00:22:01] Speaker C: I didn't see that. [00:22:02] Speaker A: She like isn't that crazy? Like she said. [00:22:04] Speaker B: She said that comment that you made. Yeah, that was me. [00:22:07] Speaker A: You don't remember that? [00:22:08] Speaker B: And I saw your. I show your Wife your Grinder account. I was like, oh, you should have. [00:22:13] Speaker A: Definitely shut the up. Why you got a Grinder? [00:22:16] Speaker B: What is that? [00:22:19] Speaker A: It's for. [00:22:20] Speaker B: Is it like it's a dating app? [00:22:22] Speaker A: Yeah, but it's for. It's for first the gay boys. [00:22:26] Speaker B: Oh. [00:22:27] Speaker C: Or no. Yeah. Homosexual. [00:22:28] Speaker B: Hey, boy. Y' all boys got some nerve out here now. Yeah, y' all boy got some nerve out here to being somebody. [00:22:33] Speaker A: Grinder going one of your homeboys. [00:22:36] Speaker C: It's another one. [00:22:37] Speaker B: You got some nerve to go hit somebody in their ass and then go on some. [00:22:41] Speaker A: He got a whole wife. [00:22:42] Speaker B: You selfish boy. [00:22:43] Speaker A: And looking for some ass. [00:22:44] Speaker B: You selfish boy. [00:22:45] Speaker A: Boy ass at that, boy. [00:22:48] Speaker B: Pussy, boy. Pussy just go to jail, boy. That's it. [00:22:54] Speaker D: Was it? [00:22:55] Speaker B: I don't know at this. Every time them little fake pages come out, be talking about boys be. Girl be over there chilling with anything. [00:23:03] Speaker A: Everybody be getting posted. I'll be believing it, I'm telling you. [00:23:05] Speaker B: But people ain't got no reason just to lie on you say, oh, yeah. [00:23:07] Speaker A: He gave just because. No, you, you. [00:23:09] Speaker B: You. Especially if they got them receipts. And boy, you is hit. [00:23:13] Speaker A: Especially if you. You didn't have a little conversation. I don't care. I don't even care if you ain't. You ain't met a. You still gay because you didn't engage in that conversation. You knew that was a boy. [00:23:22] Speaker B: Out of here. Out of here. [00:23:24] Speaker C: Oh, I just wanted to see what. [00:23:25] Speaker A: He no or n always try to say. Oh, I was going. I was gonna rob him. Shut the up. You better go. You better. [00:23:33] Speaker B: Said, oh, you got some names. You got some names. If a said I was going to. [00:23:39] Speaker C: Rob, they love using that. [00:23:41] Speaker A: I was going rob him. [00:23:43] Speaker B: Feel like I know what you talking about. I even go go there. [00:23:47] Speaker A: No, cuz, for real. You be a lot of them guys. [00:23:49] Speaker C: That say that I was going to rob him. [00:23:52] Speaker B: No, you wasn't. [00:23:53] Speaker A: This conversation ain't say nothing about. [00:23:57] Speaker B: Be robbing and only get $20 up that you don't be robbing shit. [00:24:01] Speaker A: And then, you know, like, the. The straight boys, they be on Grindr and they be like selling it. Selling what they they self. If a boy hit them up, be like, oh, how much? Like, that's what Grinder. [00:24:13] Speaker B: I thought the Grindr account was like Christian Mingle or something. [00:24:16] Speaker A: No, Grindr is for. [00:24:17] Speaker C: I mean. I mean, it's Christian Mingle for the. [00:24:21] Speaker A: I only know that because my cousin. [00:24:22] Speaker B: Used to have it. [00:24:23] Speaker D: So. [00:24:23] Speaker B: Yeah, yo, she wor. Just like a regular, you know, like. [00:24:27] Speaker C: It'S like Tinder, but for only Boys. [00:24:30] Speaker A: And if you want to just. That's what it's for. It's not, oh, I want a date. It's oh, where you at? We're. We're close by. Let's link. I want to suck your dick or you want to play my ass? That's all it is. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Boy, Y' all boys some wild boys out here, boy. [00:24:42] Speaker A: And y'. All. And there'll be a lot of them straight boys on there. [00:24:46] Speaker B: Be surprised every who. I feel like going to just go in some ass and that pussy wide open and working. [00:24:55] Speaker A: But that's why I always keep a gay homeboy, because they gonna. They gonna put you up on game, okay? [00:24:59] Speaker B: They gonna let you know, listen, if you can stick your PP in that woman ass. Ca. First as I got is about the knuckle of my thumb. This being part feeling real. You know what I'm saying? I. I put that thumb in that butt now, but other than that. [00:25:16] Speaker A: But a whole. You wasn't trying to put your whole meat. Oh me. [00:25:19] Speaker B: Well, use, use, use, use. [00:25:21] Speaker A: You a strong for who? Any that's taking it in they ass. [00:25:24] Speaker B: I'm thinking about. She's strong as hell. [00:25:26] Speaker A: You army. You need to be friends. [00:25:29] Speaker C: Look, some of them girls be wi. To be like, oh, yeah, I love. And I just be looking like, ain't. [00:25:33] Speaker B: No way I know a girl. I know a girl right now. She be like, oh, y' all love you put that dick in my ass. That gave him one. [00:25:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Especially if you like your ass when he like your. That means something. Something's wrong right there. [00:25:44] Speaker C: Very. [00:25:45] Speaker B: Either if you let that take that out your ass and put it in your coochie. Oh, we talking hiv, you know what I'm saying? [00:25:56] Speaker C: Like, for real. [00:25:58] Speaker A: Because that's what that is. [00:25:59] Speaker B: That is like, that's. That's basically what that is, bro. Like, you ever notice it just be a lot of like, same sex or you know what I'm saying? Like. Like who. Who's sitting there dipping and dabbling with them boys? Then you bought it back on to your girl brother. That's what that be. For real. Like, now we talking hiv, the herpes, the chlamydia, whatever. The herpes, though don't better do your research. But you let the stick that bacteria up in your. In your ear coochie like that. Like you trying to get up out of here. [00:26:31] Speaker A: I don't want nobody. [00:26:31] Speaker B: Then you would get on this mug. Then you would say, that gave you something. No, you let him get to you playing in your room. [00:26:39] Speaker C: I'm Scared. [00:26:40] Speaker B: You scared? [00:26:43] Speaker A: He should be scared. I feel like any who just willingly. [00:26:45] Speaker B: Like, oh, I just want to got me some in house coochie, bro. I ain't. [00:26:48] Speaker A: But I mean, some don't even be other. They just be getting hair from. They think. That's not gay. That's gay, too. [00:26:53] Speaker B: Just so we clear, you let the man put his mouth on you, boy, period. [00:26:58] Speaker A: Because I got a homeboy who. He don't do nothing but that but give head. And it's like, oh, you gave it. [00:27:03] Speaker B: And you get HIV from that too. [00:27:07] Speaker A: Y' all boy's gay. That's all I'm saying. [00:27:09] Speaker B: Let me know who, because I know. I think. I think I know. I think I know. But you know, you know, be super tough and ready to. How them do. [00:27:29] Speaker A: I like that little dance that say. [00:27:37] Speaker B: Oh, no. Seriously, though, that nasty boy. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. So if you see. If you happen to see that like. [00:27:42] Speaker B: You around your own way, you let somebody put that you. You got hit in your room, too. [00:27:46] Speaker A: No. Somebody didn't ask you that before, though, right? [00:27:49] Speaker C: Nobody asked. [00:27:50] Speaker B: I feel like. I feel like Gabby L. Somebody didn't. [00:27:52] Speaker A: Ask me that before. And I was. I wasn't. [00:27:54] Speaker B: So you ain't no freak. [00:27:56] Speaker C: No. [00:27:56] Speaker A: A freak to an extent. Like. But you ain't got to play my ass for me to be a freak. I just feel like that's a little od. Like, why. Why do you have to dig in my ass for me to be, like, labeled a freak? [00:28:06] Speaker C: Yeah, that's too freak. [00:28:07] Speaker A: That's. [00:28:08] Speaker B: See, never let nobody but a nigga can spit all in your ass. Do you want a. To lick your ass? [00:28:13] Speaker A: That man's different. But I like when they're penetrating my asshole. Like, you can cause hemorrhoids. [00:28:21] Speaker C: Like, have you ever slipped in an accident? [00:28:24] Speaker B: Especially that shit you like. Especially that shit you like. I can't help booty hole be falling. [00:28:31] Speaker A: I can't help that I run across horses. I can't help that. [00:28:39] Speaker B: That pussy deep. [00:28:40] Speaker A: It's not deep. [00:28:42] Speaker B: You don't have to have. So you don't think you got to have a deep pussy to take a horse. [00:28:46] Speaker A: I ain't gonna say deep like that. Just sounds like just. Just know I'm. Everything's intact over here. Everything good. Me too. Okay. Everything good over here. [00:28:58] Speaker B: New horse humpers, man. [00:29:00] Speaker A: You said horse hump. I mean, look at me. I'm not no small girl. You're not gonna come to me with no little. You know what I'm saying? [00:29:08] Speaker C: I can see if we were like, small, skinny, petite, Girls, then you should be worried. Like, she want that. Well, she want what, right? [00:29:15] Speaker A: Like, oh, my God, is she gonna be okay? But I mean, I got a lot of cushion and stuff, so. [00:29:22] Speaker B: What's a lot? Y' all niggas nasty. What? [00:29:27] Speaker A: How's that nasty? That's nasty. Because we found horses huge. [00:29:33] Speaker B: And you just sit there and take that. [00:29:35] Speaker A: Gladly. Love it. [00:29:41] Speaker B: Stop it dangling in that thing. Oh, these girls can't really take no me, me, me over. It just be my experience what I know I ain't got no horse unless they be running. I mean, they be lying. Lie to me. I'm cool with that. I ain't coming back over here anyway. So we about to make this, like, encounter, right? I'm telling you, like, well, all thing I need is one time in that. I don't. I don't think a lot of realize that. [00:30:10] Speaker A: So. Have you ever ran across a girl who said like they wanted their butt? [00:30:14] Speaker B: She know not ask me that. Put that in your ass, please. You better. [00:30:19] Speaker C: I feel like that's so freaked out for someone to say that. [00:30:22] Speaker B: What? What? [00:30:23] Speaker C: What? [00:30:23] Speaker B: Gelato. Say. [00:30:29] Speaker A: What? He said this shit didn't turn the plugs off. [00:30:31] Speaker B: What didn't turn into plugs up. Talking about that butt plug. [00:30:34] Speaker A: Butt plug, butt plug. [00:30:40] Speaker B: Shalanda. You like that nasty shit, baby. You wanna play in the. [00:30:43] Speaker A: You're not chiming in to say that you like butt? Play like you like playing in the girl butt. [00:30:47] Speaker B: No, I don't think my dog going out like that. [00:30:49] Speaker A: You know, some girls and they be having little things in their butt with the little light on and all that stuff. How is that comfortable? It just seemed like it would hurt. [00:30:56] Speaker B: And it's like, I had a girl with that shit. That shit shot across the room too. [00:30:59] Speaker A: What you mean shot? Like. Like. Like fired across the room. [00:31:05] Speaker B: Get busting that nut. [00:31:07] Speaker A: Oof. Eerie. [00:31:08] Speaker B: You think you just gonna keep that shit in your room like that? [00:31:11] Speaker A: I don't see how they getting it in there. Like, that's. I don't understand it with lubricant, but damn, how much? But it's just like how you still getting it in there. [00:31:20] Speaker B: Like, then you just sitting on. [00:31:21] Speaker A: Then they always say, oh, you gotta relax. You gotta relax. How much relaxing do you got to do? Then they say your ass be ringing. Like how you can't. [00:31:29] Speaker B: How you can't take no meat in your ass. Who but you want that? That. [00:31:35] Speaker A: That's a coochie. And a ass is totally different. A gay man will tell you that a ass don't. Don't stretch like and contract like a motherfucking coochie. It don't. It don't. I'm sorry. Why you look in the. It don't. It don't. [00:31:55] Speaker B: This is what black people be doing. Man, that in the ass, Gabby. I don't know where that came from. I don't know where we adopted that from, but. [00:32:04] Speaker A: That'S eating ass. I'm still not over that. I don't get that. [00:32:08] Speaker B: Put that. [00:32:09] Speaker A: Take your mouth and put it on a man butt. [00:32:12] Speaker B: Now, that's some gay. [00:32:14] Speaker A: That's some nasty. [00:32:15] Speaker B: Where that boy Michael Pompe at? [00:32:17] Speaker A: Yeah, where he at? Cause he like that. He like. But I'm wondering, like, do he wax like I want to do? He wax? [00:32:29] Speaker B: Oh, my God, boy. Hell no. [00:32:31] Speaker A: Boy, if you getting your butt, I feel like you need to be keeping up with the hygiene and the maintenance. [00:32:35] Speaker B: Pj, what's happening, Wax? I hope he. I hope he leave dinkleberries in that for a. [00:32:40] Speaker A: That want to go eat nasty ass. [00:32:45] Speaker B: You end up ate. No ass, Gabby. [00:32:47] Speaker A: No gelato. You didn't answer the question. Why are you crying? What? What he saying? What you saying today? [00:32:56] Speaker B: $. I know. I know you don't be playing. [00:33:00] Speaker A: You're what, Ellis? You're you speaking or you're you into that? [00:33:04] Speaker B: Hey, dollar, you like to see people. [00:33:05] Speaker A: Coming at a different time? [00:33:06] Speaker B: You be dragging that. You be in all right, boy. You better Goddamn. I know you lying. [00:33:14] Speaker A: I just want to know what's the deal? Like, what does it feel like? [00:33:16] Speaker B: I know you got to start some. [00:33:18] Speaker A: Ass, but, I mean, how does it feel inside of it? [00:33:20] Speaker B: Like, I don't know. [00:33:22] Speaker A: I always said if I was a man for one day, I just. I would want to know, you know? [00:33:25] Speaker B: Like, listen, bro, I didn't have coochie with a condom on that be fire, so I don't really, like, see the need of running in somebody ass, bro, we talking about. We talking about, do y' all do anal and do you get your ass ate, Ellis? I don't know. [00:33:44] Speaker A: Ellis might be a little freaked out. [00:33:46] Speaker B: Ellis might be a little freaked out. Don't do. I want to let. [00:33:54] Speaker C: Ellis. [00:33:54] Speaker B: It ain't me, bro. It ain't me this time, though. That don't stop, girl. Who that Deeds are? Yeah. Oh, he said I don't with either. Oh, okay, good. I'm telling you, he said plural talk is what he say. I can't read that shit. These ain't reading glasses. [00:34:18] Speaker A: Adam 22 sex show. Oh, yeah, I keep forgetting your glasses. [00:34:22] Speaker B: I got you so them Real glasses you got on? [00:34:25] Speaker A: No, but I got contacts in. [00:34:28] Speaker C: Mommy Real. He asked me that one time. [00:34:30] Speaker B: She got some old big ass glass. [00:34:32] Speaker C: I wore them last time. [00:34:33] Speaker B: Where you got them shits from? [00:34:34] Speaker A: Oh, no, they was cute. They was cute. [00:34:36] Speaker C: Those are seen glasses. [00:34:37] Speaker B: Fashion Nova. [00:34:38] Speaker A: They cute to my own. [00:34:40] Speaker B: Play that. [00:34:43] Speaker A: Okay? That's what I'm talking about. [00:34:45] Speaker B: I swear to God, boy, cuz, if I got to come over here and get some ass ass. [00:34:51] Speaker A: Niggas be saying I'm going to give you ass. But you really get some ass ass. [00:34:53] Speaker B: Like, I'm cool. I'm cool. You going have that? I better go sit on you. Literally. Ellis. I know my boy Ellis like that. Them who get their ass ate and be wanting to play in your ass, bro, them is gay. [00:35:09] Speaker A: They say they freaky. They said that just means they freaky. [00:35:13] Speaker B: My girl had on the moomoo one night probably last week and she was laying across the bed. Ass. I went in. [00:35:22] Speaker A: Just put your face in. [00:35:26] Speaker B: Fuck that. Whoa. [00:35:31] Speaker A: Like you put it in there. [00:35:32] Speaker B: I'm telling you, boy, just lay in that bitch. Just straight up cover that bitch. Fuck you talking about, boy? I love that moomoo shit. Moomoo. You got the salt, you got the muumu. [00:35:44] Speaker A: I need to get some. I think I like one. You got one. [00:35:48] Speaker B: So what? Mexicans wear the best. You wear full set pajamas in it. [00:35:52] Speaker C: I have jammies, top and bottom. Yeah, but shorts I don't wear. [00:35:57] Speaker A: I hate when you sleep like that. [00:35:59] Speaker B: I hate when girls do that. Don't break. I don't be wanting to. I got the fight. You know how long it takes to get them shits off? [00:36:05] Speaker A: It don't take long if you. [00:36:07] Speaker B: Oh, y' all ass sticky. That take a long time to get. [00:36:10] Speaker A: I mean. [00:36:13] Speaker B: You got the. I be Rip that up by the time I get there with I be cold. [00:36:20] Speaker C: I be my. [00:36:22] Speaker B: So mumu, you know how many mumu's you got? You got a lot of moomoos. Okay? My dog a moomoo assassin. That's what I'm talking about. That's diabolical. My dog got the moomoos on. Hey, listen, ladies mumu's go get you some moomoos. I seen the ones they got on TikTok now. Cute as get your get your fuck. Tell you that. Come out that motherfucker with no drawers on and put underneath that mumu who? [00:36:50] Speaker A: Especially if you got ass. [00:36:52] Speaker B: Go for what my girl doing. You ain't got no drawers on. We go to bed. You telling me something? Who you laughing at, bro? [00:37:03] Speaker A: Cause he ignorant. He's so ignorant. [00:37:06] Speaker C: I'm not even Mexican. [00:37:12] Speaker B: I did that. Cause why would they be different? They be different. I love Mexicans. Mexicans down there. Y' all black to me. We go through the same. What they doing to y'? All? They did us a hundred something years ago. 200 years ago. Dr. Martin Luther King. And y' all need a Martin Luther King and a Malcolm X for them from ice people. It could be me. You just got to pay me. Who. [00:37:37] Speaker A: So what's your name gonna be? Don't even answer that. [00:37:44] Speaker C: Please don't. [00:37:45] Speaker A: Please don't. Don't even answer that. [00:37:53] Speaker B: You're right. [00:37:55] Speaker A: Don't even answer that. Don't answer it. [00:37:58] Speaker B: I don't like that ice, though. [00:37:59] Speaker A: I'm be real. [00:38:00] Speaker B: I don't like that. [00:38:01] Speaker A: Nah. And it's like, why y' all doing it around holidays? Like, come on, now. [00:38:04] Speaker B: Y' all just pulling up on random brown people and just like, let me see your. Let me make sure you're a citizen, boy, if you don't get the out my face. All these around here killing each other, and this is what the y' all be worrying about. Man. [00:38:16] Speaker C: Worry about the wrong. [00:38:18] Speaker B: These the one around here with no job. Man, who you laughing at? Yours. [00:38:22] Speaker A: You ain't lying about that. [00:38:24] Speaker D: PJ said they come to bed with hot sauce to put on your shirt. [00:38:28] Speaker B: No. [00:38:29] Speaker D: Oh, to put on your. [00:38:31] Speaker B: Okay, okay, we're gonna stop. Gabby don't like that. [00:38:38] Speaker C: Because if I say something now, I'm racist. [00:38:40] Speaker B: No, you're not. That's why I'm saying this, so you could be racist back. [00:38:43] Speaker C: Oh, you want me to be racist? [00:38:44] Speaker B: Yes. [00:38:44] Speaker C: No. Y' all know y' all are. Oh, she said she need to get canceled. Where'd she work at? Y' all love doing that. No. [00:38:50] Speaker A: Cause we would have got on your ass when you said nigga, so we don't care. [00:38:54] Speaker C: I'm not talking about y'. [00:38:54] Speaker B: All. [00:38:54] Speaker C: I'm talking about. [00:38:55] Speaker B: Man, fuck them people, man. You can't listen to the unemployed. I'm telling you. The unemployed. We don't give a about y. You know what I'm saying? Like, come here. My dog mirror, though. Hey, Yosi, you better watch mirror boy. M about to be clapping something. Y. [00:39:19] Speaker A: He's 12. Oh, my God. [00:39:22] Speaker B: What? So you're not Mexican, but you're Hispanic? [00:39:27] Speaker C: Yes. [00:39:28] Speaker B: Is that not the same thing? [00:39:29] Speaker A: No, no. You know how many different Spanish cultures there is? Like, there's Puerto Rican, there's Mexican, there's. [00:39:35] Speaker C: Honduran, there's Salvadorian, Guatemalan, Ecuadorian, Okay. From Paraguay. [00:39:39] Speaker B: I ain't even heard of all. The only thing I knew is Mexican, Honduran. [00:39:42] Speaker A: That's just like, when people be like, oh, Hawaiian, Chinese. Like, no, you know, Japanese. [00:39:47] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's just like us. What are we? We don't count all that. You just black. That's what I'm telling you. That's what I'm saying. So, like, that's why I just be, like, Mexican. Am I wrong? I'll just be summing that shit up. [00:40:07] Speaker A: Some people be taking that shit, like, to heart. [00:40:10] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't care. I used to like growing up when I first moved down here. [00:40:13] Speaker B: What she. What Ellis said. We don't care. He fucked me up, man. [00:40:20] Speaker A: And you already came. [00:40:22] Speaker B: Ellis. We don't care. You cool. I want to hear them. What? And do the best tattoos. [00:40:30] Speaker A: The black jokes Mexicans got for us. Don't tell people. [00:40:32] Speaker B: Sometimes I'll be guessing. That look good, though. I know how to draw. What he say? What? Oh, I know Ellis be playing in that room, man. [00:40:41] Speaker A: Yes. [00:40:43] Speaker B: What? What? [00:40:44] Speaker A: Carmen say us Dominicans, too. Don't forget us. [00:40:47] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:40:47] Speaker A: Oh, you Dominican. Carmen. [00:40:49] Speaker B: Carmen as black. [00:40:50] Speaker A: Say some Spanish type some Spanish shit right now. Carmen ass is just type something Spanish. [00:40:54] Speaker B: Carmen ass is. Nigga, Carmen was just in here serving up drinks. Now, Carmen ain't look no Dominican or. [00:41:00] Speaker A: Nothing, but, you know, Dominicans look black, though. [00:41:03] Speaker B: Yeah, her ass is, nigga. I don't know who told you you Dominican. [00:41:08] Speaker A: That's. [00:41:11] Speaker B: You don't know nobody from the Dominican and what. Dominican Republic. Yeah, maybe they selling that thing, too. They do. You know, been in Dr. My homeboys did. My homeboy said we need to take a trip to go buy it. A hundred dollars. You have the finest bitch you ever seen in your life. [00:41:28] Speaker A: And they probably the ones who got that. That five all night. [00:41:31] Speaker B: Who? What five? [00:41:32] Speaker A: Them. Them fine girls. [00:41:34] Speaker B: If I buy some in another country, you gonna suck my dick with a rub on. On. God. I don't give up. I promise you that. With a rub on, I ain't going. Hell, no, boy. I can't. I can't leave out of here from no sex, bro. [00:41:53] Speaker A: That's up. But that's what's taking it out. [00:41:57] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, I could. We could take me out by the whole lot of shit. [00:42:02] Speaker A: But fucking. [00:42:03] Speaker B: But fucking. [00:42:04] Speaker C: Damn. That's a sad way to go out. This shit was overly horny. [00:42:09] Speaker A: Overly. [00:42:11] Speaker B: And you ain't just saying know what to do. [00:42:15] Speaker C: Uneducated. [00:42:16] Speaker B: Be like, oh, I more than you, Duh. You crack anything with no regard. Like you got, like. You know what I'm saying? Like, you just clapping, like, duh. Of course. I, I, I. [00:42:35] Speaker A: The worry in your eyes, bro. [00:42:39] Speaker B: I just. You ever had std? [00:42:43] Speaker A: No. [00:42:43] Speaker B: You ever had std? You can be honest on here, man. Ain't nothing wrong with that. There's some people can't get rid of that now. Now, if you repeatedly catch STDs back to back, we got a problem. A lot we got a problem. [00:42:55] Speaker A: And then why are you catching them back to back? [00:42:57] Speaker B: Okay. [00:42:57] Speaker A: Overly horny sounds like you're the carrier. It's just reappearing every couple of months. Like, what is that? [00:43:04] Speaker B: Ain't going to no doctor. What I say my last name is really Fortiano. [00:43:10] Speaker A: You said that talking about 40 go a long way. [00:43:14] Speaker B: She talking about my last name. Carmen fucking please. They ain't mean for your shit to be Fortiano. [00:43:21] Speaker A: That is not how you say it. [00:43:23] Speaker B: What did it say? What did it say? Scroll back up. [00:43:26] Speaker A: You signed about then since you so goddamn $40 go a long way. What's the difference between them and women over here? It ain't no difference. You just taking a chance either way. If a selling pussy, I mean. [00:43:36] Speaker B: Cause they just let you know they selling pussy. [00:43:38] Speaker A: These bitches over here, they not selling pussy. [00:43:40] Speaker B: These bitches over here act like they ain't selling no pussy. I know a right now that then went from stripping to selling. Now she a motivational speaker on goddamn the Internet. And men don't treat her right. No. Just know you're a hoe you been fucking. [00:43:56] Speaker A: Y' all gonna be thinking once you come off already as a hoe, it's hard to kind of get. [00:44:00] Speaker B: Y' all don't be thinking. Niggas know you fucking for real. Like, niggas know? Yeah, know. Because like I said, a lot of times you be a first bad, so a gonna get the bragging. And you didn't 10 who use their first bad. Yeah, know know you giving up that ass now. I ain't gonna lie. [00:44:22] Speaker C: That's a lot. What, like, at once? [00:44:25] Speaker B: That girl not like you ain't got no homegirls. Won't get fucked by goddamn 10 niggas in a year. [00:44:30] Speaker A: Niggas is a lot. [00:44:31] Speaker B: 10 niggas in a year. [00:44:32] Speaker A: In a year. [00:44:32] Speaker C: In a year. In a. [00:44:34] Speaker A: In a year. [00:44:34] Speaker B: 10 different a year. So you ain't never had 10 in a year? [00:44:38] Speaker C: I don't. My body count's not over that high. [00:44:41] Speaker B: Girl, go to hell. [00:44:43] Speaker C: Meet you there. [00:44:45] Speaker B: So what your body kind of Is. [00:44:47] Speaker C: It'S probably like, right at nine or ten times three. Oh, my soul. No, it's not. [00:44:53] Speaker B: Well, why y' all be getting on here acting like that, like y' all just the Virgin Mary and just be reserving that there's some niggas you ain't counting in there. You ain't counting in there. [00:45:02] Speaker C: Jerry, I was with person since I was 4 from 14 to, like 22. [00:45:07] Speaker B: I understand that. I understand that. But you know how long it takes. But you can go four in a month. Four. I'm just saying you can go four a month, two a month for 12 months. That's 24 months. [00:45:19] Speaker A: God damn. [00:45:20] Speaker B: I mean, that's 24. [00:45:21] Speaker A: That's 24. Yeah. That's a lot in a year, boy. [00:45:24] Speaker B: Don't act like that. [00:45:25] Speaker A: 24. 24 different in a year. That's a lot. [00:45:28] Speaker B: Some of y' all did it. You got a homegirl that did it. Guarantee you them who sit there act like they just need rich, rich, rich them too. I know a who be rich, Doc. What the does that mean that on baby number 15? Coochie a graveyard. Keep sending them shits up. Red Flag all up on your mailbox. You just return the sender story don't need to stop by your shit. What bro say Talking about she's Spanish, that cow. [00:46:10] Speaker C: Yeah, okay, whatever. [00:46:12] Speaker B: Why every girl got the same body? I swear to God, nine to 10. [00:46:15] Speaker C: I can't speak for every girl, though. I can speak for myself. [00:46:18] Speaker B: But listen, though, we have no way of, like, disapproving y'. All. [00:46:21] Speaker C: So it's like, what I got a lot for? [00:46:24] Speaker B: That's just like. Women don't get no taller than five nine. I know some who six one and lady five nine. Yeah, y', all. It's a lot of with y' all now, huh? [00:46:34] Speaker A: I said I'm glad I'm short one. [00:46:36] Speaker B: Should be tall, bro. [00:46:37] Speaker C: I'm 5 1.5. 5 1.5. [00:46:41] Speaker B: So you 5 1.5 with a big ass and only 10. [00:46:47] Speaker C: I've been in relationships. I don't be out of first of all, I don't told you I don't be cheating. [00:46:51] Speaker A: And then a lot of the time when we talk to somebody, we talk. Yeah. [00:46:56] Speaker C: Of my relationship. [00:46:57] Speaker B: So my first you don't go get. You just told me one episode that people ask you to be girlfriend this, girlfriend that. So I'm just saying, though. So that actually be their girlfriend. Don't get no the. [00:47:12] Speaker A: That didn't ask me to be his girlfriend. He ain't never got no Pussy. [00:47:15] Speaker B: What the is wrong with that, though? [00:47:17] Speaker A: I don't know. And I was just like. [00:47:19] Speaker B: Cause you getting that after she be your girlfriend ain't what you wanted to do. [00:47:22] Speaker A: Okay, that was about to guess what. [00:47:23] Speaker B: You about to be a cheater. A dog ass. [00:47:29] Speaker A: And I just feel like you gotta test it out before you. [00:47:31] Speaker B: Cause you think she's so pretty. That. That Little salty gonna do something the other ones ain't never deep Pissy pussy Little Salty. [00:47:40] Speaker A: You know that Grinch thought they give it up at McDonald's. [00:47:44] Speaker B: Dill pickle seasoning on that. That pickle juice on that you talking about. Y' all be swearing. That little pickle juice. That pickle juice gonna change the life, man. [00:48:01] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:48:03] Speaker B: Somebody tell us. Stand up, stand up, stand up, let them see right quick. [00:48:07] Speaker A: Because they don't let them see. [00:48:08] Speaker B: Because. Come on. Hey, listen, Gabby, Gabby, Gabby. Got someone you weren't ready for. Akisha. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay. Come on, come on. Let them see. [00:48:18] Speaker A: I can't see. [00:48:19] Speaker B: Turn to the side, too. Hey, listen, we got ham on. We got. We got honey baked ham. We got honey baked ham on the. On the menu. You know what I'm saying? You too. Come on. It been a while last week. Come on, man. [00:48:36] Speaker A: Come on, come on, come on, come on. [00:48:42] Speaker B: Yeah, y', all, please. [00:48:45] Speaker C: Y. How tall are you? [00:48:46] Speaker A: I'm five' five. [00:48:47] Speaker B: Okay, five' five, my ass. [00:48:49] Speaker C: But five' one. [00:48:56] Speaker B: Nothing but honey baked ham on peas in the pie, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, honey baked ham is on. Peas in the pod. You can't. All right? [00:49:07] Speaker A: Honey baked. [00:49:09] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause it ain't me. I'm like the Thanksgiving pig. You just put an apple in my mouth, you know what I'm saying? But hey, man, you know all right. What you gonna do with that twin? [00:49:25] Speaker A: What? [00:49:25] Speaker B: He said you need to do an episode. [00:49:27] Speaker A: What? And let women take a lie detector test? Oh, put me on that, please. [00:49:35] Speaker B: Oh, God. I'm asking a type of question. Have you had a threesome? Have you ever had a threesome? [00:49:40] Speaker A: No. [00:49:40] Speaker B: What does NBA mean? What NBA mean, bruh? Everybody come on this and say something stupid. I know. I know this about to say something stupid, as it should have worm on this worm ass had y' all weak as. [00:50:05] Speaker A: Worm'S so damn funny. [00:50:07] Speaker B: Hey, I might got to bring worm on. [00:50:09] Speaker A: This worm is hilarious. [00:50:10] Speaker B: Somebody got the interview. [00:50:11] Speaker D: Worm. Man. [00:50:15] Speaker A: Karen, what does that mean? What does NBA mean? [00:50:18] Speaker B: Basketball. [00:50:22] Speaker A: She Spanish that motherfucking count high. I can't even see that. [00:50:26] Speaker B: What he saying? [00:50:27] Speaker A: Nothing but Ass. I'm like, what the fuck does NBA mean? I knew he was gonna say something. [00:50:41] Speaker B: Yeah, he let the suspense build up. He didn't even say. Thought we could call this NBA. Oh, boy. Boy, y' all is hilarious, boy. I swear to God, boy. [00:50:56] Speaker A: Oh, knew what it was. That's why he just said I stupid. [00:51:00] Speaker B: That why. Listen, never mind what some of them boys on the playing y' all ass now. [00:51:06] Speaker D: And John. John got here just in time a it. [00:51:09] Speaker B: You know where John come from? John sitting at home with them Nike slides. Ready. What the does that mean toes I toes at ready to see that wrong. [00:51:23] Speaker A: Sound like J. [00:51:25] Speaker B: Boy, y' all n is funny as fuck, boy. I ain't gonna lie, boy. Damn. [00:51:30] Speaker A: What Definitely got they forklift license. [00:51:36] Speaker B: Well, you gotta lift that ass, boy. That shit heavy, boy. Golly boy, I'll be loving this. This shit be so funny. We gonna take a break on y', all, man. We got to rebrand. What he said. Look at. Bro or damn, boy, this be funny, bro. We don't even be coming in here talking about. We just be goofy. We would be goofy for real. That's why I'm about to switch this shit up. I'm so tired of wasting this dog. We allow all day, bro. We don't do that. We're coming in. [00:52:24] Speaker A: We need an outline. [00:52:25] Speaker B: I swear to God, bro. I'm trying. I got to get it together. We'd have been doing this shit for like seven, eight months. Just. It be fun, though. It be funny, you know, but we're gonna go like, with some real direction. I'mma start interviewing a couple y', all, man. Don't ask. Can I put you on the podcast, cuz? Pretty. I'm pretty sure if you ask me. No. And you know what I'm saying. Don't say you taking the break. You know. You know y. Y like to go missing. [00:52:57] Speaker A: No, I don't. [00:53:00] Speaker B: Still traumatized from that. [00:53:05] Speaker A: Moving on. [00:53:07] Speaker B: Her and her other big booty ass friend. Irresponsible. That's what y'. All. That's what be wrong with y'. All. That bad. What make you a bad bitch? What makes. What is a bad bitch? [00:53:24] Speaker A: Bad bitches, like, they just. It's always just with the looks. [00:53:27] Speaker C: But it's different types of bad bitches. I feel like. [00:53:30] Speaker B: So Mexicans call themselves bad bitches? [00:53:33] Speaker A: Yes. She could be a bad bitch, too. [00:53:37] Speaker B: Do y' all use that terminology, though? [00:53:39] Speaker C: I just. I just be like, I look good, but I don't think I ever be like, damn, I'm a bad bitch. [00:53:44] Speaker A: I ain't even going off looks. I'm just saying bad bitches. As in, like, because it be pretty bitches who don't even got no motherfucking personality. [00:53:50] Speaker B: They just think because they got triggered me, bro. Triggered the out of me, bro. Trigger the out of me. [00:53:57] Speaker A: Aaron, I don't like how you come in here stirring the pot. [00:53:59] Speaker B: What's a bad, you say, huh? Was this a bad. [00:54:03] Speaker A: Oh, you ain't hear what I said? Bad. A bad is not always about looks because you can be pretty and have a shitty ass attitude, and that shouldn't make you ugly. But, I mean, I just like a bad bitch. Somebody who's on that, they don't need nobody for nothing. They independent, you know what I'm saying? Like, they pretty. They keep they self up. They. [00:54:25] Speaker B: Cause if that the case, got a. [00:54:26] Speaker A: Personality, got some shit going on. [00:54:29] Speaker B: Is that the case? That word is so misused? Because you know how many bad bitches don't got shit going on but the twat. That's all you. [00:54:36] Speaker A: That don't make them a bad bitch then. [00:54:38] Speaker B: But that's what they call themselves. [00:54:39] Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But that's my definition. [00:54:41] Speaker C: Yeah, I'd be like, damn, that's a bad bitch. Like, she got going on. [00:54:46] Speaker A: She look good. [00:54:47] Speaker C: She got going on. She got money. [00:54:49] Speaker B: Y' all don't be saying, like an. [00:54:50] Speaker A: Example of a bad thing is like. [00:54:52] Speaker B: I love how women be gaslighting and like, manipulating. Y' all don't see no bitch to say, oh, y' all got. [00:54:58] Speaker C: I've seen her on the bad bitch. [00:55:00] Speaker B: Y' all got shit going on and, oh, she got something going on. She taking care of her people. That's a bad bitch. No, you say she's pretty with a fat ass. That's a bad bitch. [00:55:08] Speaker A: No, when I see Izzy, I say bad bitch. [00:55:10] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't even know her. [00:55:11] Speaker A: Izzy the realtor Kadasia. That's a bad bitch. [00:55:15] Speaker B: Don't boost Izzy here though, bro. [00:55:17] Speaker A: She is. That's. [00:55:18] Speaker C: I don't even know another girl. [00:55:21] Speaker A: Candace. That's a bad bitch. Boss bitch. Like, she on her shit. [00:55:24] Speaker B: Who is Candace? [00:55:25] Speaker A: She. Candace Washington. She does taxes. She was here. Remember when we came here one time and he was still doing interviews? [00:55:31] Speaker B: Oh, the light skinned girl. The light skinned lady. [00:55:33] Speaker A: No, the other girl, Candace. [00:55:34] Speaker B: Okay. [00:55:35] Speaker A: Yeah. And she do taxes and you know, she got her own business. Yeah. Ball shit, like on her shit, always dressed nice, like. Yeah, I say, that's a bad bitch. Got her own money, she don't need Nobody for nothing. [00:55:48] Speaker B: They don't even be knowing what a bad bitch is, bro. [00:55:50] Speaker D: They just. [00:55:50] Speaker C: So what's a bad bitch to you? [00:55:51] Speaker A: Yeah, what would you say is a bad bitch? I don't know what you mean. [00:55:54] Speaker B: Literally, what it say. A bad bitch. That's what it is. A bitch that's bad for you. A bitch is not gonna bring you no motherfucking good. I ain't. It ain't no bad bitch in America that got like a dream wedding or in group chats talking on how they want to be a wife. [00:56:13] Speaker A: A lot of people don't want to be married no more. And to be honest, it ain't always on the woman. It could be a man. Men get married all the time, and they still have outside relationships or outside situations going on without letting their partner know. And that could up situation. I just feel like if people were more honest, more open, let people know what's going on, people be more receptive as to what your situation is. But don't do that. [00:56:37] Speaker B: Y' all gonna be. [00:56:38] Speaker D: Y'. [00:56:38] Speaker A: All. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Y' all can't handle the truth. [00:56:39] Speaker A: I mean, I ain't gonna say. People don't do that in general. People don't know how to be honest. [00:56:42] Speaker B: So. So you could be ugly and the bad bitch. [00:56:46] Speaker C: Yeah, no. [00:56:47] Speaker B: Yeah, that's basically what's going on. [00:56:48] Speaker C: No, I could be like, oh, she on her. If you're ugly, but you on your. Oh, yeah. I said, oh, you can say boss. [00:56:55] Speaker A: You say like that. [00:56:55] Speaker C: Yeah, I still. You still gotta look good to me to be like a bad. [00:57:02] Speaker A: A bad. [00:57:03] Speaker C: You still gotta look good to me. [00:57:04] Speaker B: Fellas, take that for what it is now, a bad. [00:57:08] Speaker A: I mean, everybody's definition is different. [00:57:10] Speaker B: Yeah, a bad. Or any that call herself a bad. I remember it was a. Oh, you deserve to have a bad bitch come rub your back. [00:57:20] Speaker A: What? [00:57:20] Speaker B: Bitch, I'm aggravated. I don't want you to come rub my motherfucking back. Like, what you talking about? And then if you were to present it like that, child, please, I. I. [00:57:29] Speaker A: Feel like I don't watch out. [00:57:31] Speaker C: I don't refer myself like, my day gonna get better. [00:57:33] Speaker B: Cause you come run your hands across my mother back, miss Bad Bitch. [00:57:39] Speaker A: I mean, she was trying to soothe you. That was her way of trying to get in there. Girl, rub that back and get some. That's what it sounds like. [00:57:44] Speaker B: That was bad for me. That's what that was. That's what I'm telling you. Every bad I had, every that called himself, I'm a bad. This, that, and the third yes, you were bad for me. The worst. [00:57:57] Speaker C: I don't think I've ever referred myself as a. To a man. [00:58:01] Speaker B: Like, oh, right, I'm call you there and don't get mad. [00:58:04] Speaker A: And you call me bitch, Bitch, bitch. [00:58:06] Speaker B: Yeah, ain't you a baby. [00:58:08] Speaker A: It's different. But with a man, I was like, no, like, yeah, I see it. [00:58:12] Speaker B: A lot of the women will treat. [00:58:13] Speaker A: Me like a princess. Yeah, that's true. That's true, Jalen. That's what I was saying. It'd be a lot of pretty girls, but they attitude be up. [00:58:24] Speaker B: Everybody attitude be up. [00:58:26] Speaker A: Not everybody attitude. Like some like they just carry a mean spirit, evil aura. Like they just, just either like they just. They got this dark cloud around them and it's just like, bitch, ain't nobody did nothing to you. You think cause you pretty as that, it's okay. And people be thinking that like just because they pretty, they can get away with a lot. No, I'll beat your pretty ass. [00:58:46] Speaker B: Be like, oh, you, you too cocky, man. I don't be giving a about that. But what's for me is for me. And I ain't scared to let the going about their business. You can go ahead. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a. That was treating you better than me. Go apologize. [00:59:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I just. [00:59:01] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Like, you, you had the best experience in the world. You had to worry about this, this, that, and the third, the give you a thousand dollars to go grocery shopping. [00:59:09] Speaker A: Especially if you're pretty. [00:59:10] Speaker B: You gonna get that 2500 to just be around him. You need to go apologize to that man. You need to go be with that man, bro. Cause you don't just a lot of just feel like they're just gonna. [00:59:21] Speaker A: You gotta be pretty for that. [00:59:24] Speaker B: They're just like these. They feel like a plug gonna fall out the sky. Y' all feel like rich just gonna fall out the sky. And when you get one, you don't know what to do because the nick could be rich and be willing to take care of you, but you want to be in the spotlight too. You don't know how to just sit the down. Mind your. Because that's what a lot of be side, you know what I'm saying? Don't post me on that. Don't put me on your store. [00:59:46] Speaker A: Don't even post my shirt. [00:59:48] Speaker C: I could never be inside because I'm gonna post you. [00:59:52] Speaker A: I might not post you, but I'm gonna post a video and you might be in the background if you're my man. [00:59:56] Speaker B: It's time to go. See that what I'm saying. Bad bitch. [00:59:59] Speaker A: Right? [00:59:59] Speaker B: A. That's bad for you. They literally just said it. I'm gonna post you. [01:00:08] Speaker C: Why do I have to ask to post you? [01:00:10] Speaker B: What you mean, your man? [01:00:12] Speaker A: Like, if you my. Like, she just said, if you're my man. [01:00:15] Speaker B: What you mean? [01:00:16] Speaker C: You know, if you somebody man. [01:00:18] Speaker A: Exactly. Just like when men know if they got a they girl, that's their girl, you know, You. You should feel safe to post them. You shouldn't have no issue with posting them. Even if you don't post the whole girl post a foot, a toe, you. [01:00:29] Speaker C: Know, on a day. [01:00:32] Speaker B: Private, and we living happy. [01:00:34] Speaker A: And that's not a problem. That's not a problem either. [01:00:37] Speaker C: It shouldn't be an issue if. [01:00:38] Speaker A: If you did. If you did get mad, it should be like you post me on your page. [01:00:43] Speaker C: Why you post me? [01:00:44] Speaker A: Oh, damn. You got. You trying to. [01:00:45] Speaker C: Okay. [01:00:47] Speaker B: You remember that? What, boy? Y. Hey, listen, Yoshi, before we leave, I leave y' all with a story. Right? I remember. Listen, bro, this probably like. It's probably like four years ago, bro. Mind you, me and my BM just broke up, so I had. I had. I had this little. Right. Had a little bit. Mind you, bro. I don't even follow the on Snapchat, Yoshi. I don't follow the girl on Snapchat at all. Y. Y' all hit me up. Happy birthday, Jay. Damn. I ain't know you talked to my home girl. [01:01:16] Speaker A: Who. [01:01:17] Speaker B: Who your home girl? So and so. Yeah, she just posted you all over snap. Then it was an ass some more. It was like a do. Soon as she said it, it was a domino effect. Everybody. Oh, I ain't know you deal with her. I ain't know you talked to her. Mind you, I ain't getting no pussy. So what make you want to post me on your story? We was just chilling. Nah, hell no. Then she sent me money for 2k. 2k. Like 19, bro. And dispute that it wanted her money back. [01:01:48] Speaker A: Did she get it back? [01:01:49] Speaker B: Hell, yeah. She got that bit back. I should have just sent it back to her. [01:01:54] Speaker A: Yeah, man, she got that money back, bro. [01:01:56] Speaker B: That is weird. [01:02:00] Speaker A: Asking for back what you said that you ain't my. I want my mother. [01:02:04] Speaker B: I got, I got, I got. [01:02:05] Speaker A: You want me playing the game. [01:02:07] Speaker B: I ain't with no flat person no more, so I get what I want. [01:02:11] Speaker C: But have you ever asked the for your back? [01:02:13] Speaker B: Hell no, I ain't want that. [01:02:15] Speaker A: I just feel like after I gave it to you. I don't give a fuck. Like I don't even want it back. I don't want to see it because I bought it for. For you. [01:02:19] Speaker C: So I've had people back. [01:02:22] Speaker A: But what you going to do with it? You bought it for me, what you going to do, give it to the next bitch? [01:02:25] Speaker C: I ain't asked for the anyway. Well. [01:02:29] Speaker A: That'S why you got to say that, cuz. Why the would you ask for some back that you gave me? You went out and bought it for me. [01:02:36] Speaker B: That was that Hispanic. African American. Just know that. How you can tell she get by black people? Hey, man, we out, man. I appreciate y' all for tuning in, man. We back again next week, man. Big announcement next week though, so stay tuned. Appreciate it. We out, man. Peace. You know what I'm saying? But make sure you hear this.