Girls in Jail Don’t Play… Carpet Munch Will Get You!

[00:00:20] Speaker A: I thought we said we never give up. Through all these trials I almost died. You gave me something I can live for. Hey, all them times I made you cry. Wish I could clear them up. Guess you was trying to break my heart and make me feel safe. And you know I'm stuck in inside this child like I'm a dear son. You know I stand up on my team and I ain't fearing nothing. You know I get booed today, then you might not be hearing from me. You seem to hate me by these. [00:00:40] Speaker B: Washing machine over your baby head chairs. Like telling your baby don't come around here. [00:00:46] Speaker C: Don't come here right now. Mommy is busy. Mommy is busy making a video. We're making content right now. [00:00:52] Speaker B: That little ragged ass ring light you be got there recording on like you steady throwing that and the nigga just supposed to got down. You a strong too. If your girlfriend asks you can. [00:01:08] Speaker C: Can I post it? [00:01:09] Speaker B: Can I do the baby boo challenge? Can you get a new. [00:01:15] Speaker C: Can I beat your ass? Can I do that? [00:01:18] Speaker B: The out you. No. [00:01:22] Speaker C: No. [00:01:24] Speaker B: Damn. I'm talking about y' all shake that. [00:01:26] Speaker C: Ass just like your friend do, right. [00:01:28] Speaker B: Motherfuckers be talking about they love to dance. I ain't seen the Harlem shake. Electric slide, heel toe Dougie crank that Roy nothing, nothing. Just huh. [00:01:42] Speaker C: I don't want to see no crank. [00:01:43] Speaker B: No, no, no. Look, look. This how they say it. I ate that challenge up. Y' all want to see. Duh, they want to see. [00:01:51] Speaker C: Look, that big old rump I I definitely want. [00:01:53] Speaker B: That's all you got. Shake that and don't get mad when a walk up on you until you bounce that ass either. Real talk or when that being your inbox. Like you can't do that with a dick in you. Or when I throw the mic down on it, just start randomly throwing that dick in your inbox. [00:02:14] Speaker C: Oh my gosh. Why do do that? I really want y' all to stop doing that. [00:02:18] Speaker B: This is why. This is why. This is why I don't. [00:02:21] Speaker C: I ain't got no challenges up like that. [00:02:23] Speaker B: You still turn around and post that big old ass dudo. [00:02:25] Speaker C: And I'm going to post it every time. Sorry. [00:02:27] Speaker B: Okay then. So what you think a think about she look good. No, the we don't think that. [00:02:33] Speaker C: Y' all don't think that. [00:02:34] Speaker B: No, I don't post for y'. All. [00:02:35] Speaker C: I post to me. [00:02:37] Speaker D: That's what they are. [00:02:38] Speaker B: Here we go. Here we go. She walked into it, right? Use a ass lie. Use a ass lie too. [00:02:46] Speaker C: Why I got to be Lying on Jesus Christ. You lying on Jesus Christ. [00:02:49] Speaker B: I'm not. You're a liar, Jade. [00:02:51] Speaker C: I wasn't even posted months ago. Months ago. [00:02:54] Speaker B: I love you. We cool. [00:02:55] Speaker C: I know, but understood months ago, when I was bigger, was I posting be for real? [00:03:00] Speaker B: Yes, you was. [00:03:01] Speaker C: No, I wasn't. [00:03:01] Speaker B: Girl, remember not seeing that ass for 60, 30 days. What did you talk about? Oh, it probably been. You can't go 60 days without not turning around. [00:03:10] Speaker C: Yes, I can. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Let's do it. [00:03:11] Speaker C: Bet. Wait, how? How? [00:03:14] Speaker B: 100. [00:03:15] Speaker C: Let's bet some more. I could do 100. I mean. [00:03:18] Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. I just want something going to pay you what? But Jay, the is catchy. Girl, go to hell. You know it's 40 year olds or it's 35 year olds doing that. And hold on. Even listen to young boy. You don't know nothing about that Young man. [00:03:42] Speaker C: I only know a couple of his songs. [00:03:43] Speaker B: Come on, man. But you out here bouncing your ass though. Yeah, shake that ass like your friend. Do I like that song? Because that's how I go talk to you. [00:03:51] Speaker C: I like that song. [00:03:52] Speaker B: That's how I need to go talk to you. I don't know how else you want me to talk to you. [00:03:55] Speaker C: You know the girls gonna get up here and say they just having fun. You already know. They about to get in them comments and they about to say, grow up. I'm in here, I'm having fun. Especially the younger girls. They're gonna be like, I'm young. I'm having fun. [00:04:04] Speaker B: Grow up. Even the young ones, life ain't even about fun no more. [00:04:09] Speaker C: What the does that. What Ain't shit fun. I mean, life really ain't fun right now. Life is going. [00:04:14] Speaker B: I mean, but like, what's the purpose of that? Like what, what, what do you expect to get out of that though? Like, I have no problem with it. I'm a man. I love seeing ass. [00:04:23] Speaker C: I like seeing ass too. [00:04:24] Speaker B: It's cool. [00:04:24] Speaker C: I ain't no better than a man. [00:04:26] Speaker B: Cause guess, guess what I be doing. That's nice. Just keep scrolling. I'm still scrolling. Oh, there go another one. Oh, okay. You know she got some little water. [00:04:38] Speaker C: Monica, that's some more water. He said turn around. He never said side. I. I got y'. All. [00:04:42] Speaker B: What? What Monica say? [00:04:44] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. I don't even know. I might have just given that. Cause look, my birthday coming up. You already know what the going on. [00:04:49] Speaker B: Yeah, she throwing that in the circle. I'm definitely gonna be throwing this whole Thursday night. You gonna hit that from one end of Urban street to the other and. [00:05:00] Speaker C: Oh, God. If y' all do not come to my birthday party, whoever don't come to my birthday party, y', all place is gonna be a hundred dollars. [00:05:05] Speaker B: Podcast. Podcast first. [00:05:07] Speaker C: And podcast, too, if y' all don't come out, period. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Hey, Karma, I just want to let you know, I ain't no lightweight, so you could have dropped that in here. [00:05:15] Speaker C: You ain't even finished yet. That is. Mine is a little. [00:05:19] Speaker B: It's a little. It's doing a little something. [00:05:21] Speaker C: Yeah. And I barely. I just. You know what I'm saying? [00:05:24] Speaker B: Oh, you buried the mirror choice. [00:05:25] Speaker C: Yeah, it's done with yours. Save me that last little bit. Yeah, that blue one. Good. [00:05:32] Speaker B: I'm taking this down. [00:05:33] Speaker C: Even if it'll make a jump. Like a hurdle, Right? So y' all need to come to the podcast on my birthday. [00:05:39] Speaker B: No. Even if it little. You need to sit that on my birthday because what is you doing? [00:05:45] Speaker C: And y', all. I don't even know if y' all saw the first live, but I brought food for Jay and for Yoshi. Jay, he. He. I had to stop him from eating his food. You know, he not gonna lie. [00:05:57] Speaker B: I see Chris. [00:05:59] Speaker C: He's not gonna lie. He had lamb chops, Mac and cheese, and yams. [00:06:03] Speaker B: My crazy. Bounce that ass. Like your friend do, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, and you gonna get on this talk about I post for me. [00:06:12] Speaker C: I do. [00:06:12] Speaker B: Y' all be. I post for me live. So them girls that they ass posting. [00:06:15] Speaker C: For them, too, they gonna say that. I mean, some of them. Some of them. [00:06:20] Speaker B: So are you interested in somebody? [00:06:22] Speaker C: Me? [00:06:22] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:22] Speaker C: Right now? [00:06:23] Speaker B: Yeah. So, like, can you say you interested in somebody or dealing with somebody? This a question for all ladies. [00:06:29] Speaker C: Me, personally, I wouldn't do. Only because I am. [00:06:31] Speaker B: I ain't even talking about you shaking your ass. [00:06:34] Speaker C: Okay, okay, okay. [00:06:34] Speaker B: But you be close to shaking your ass. You ain't got no miniature ass. You don't have. [00:06:41] Speaker C: My ass Is not that. [00:06:42] Speaker B: You don't have to make it seem. [00:06:43] Speaker C: Like it's so big. [00:06:44] Speaker B: Like it's coming here just to see you stand up. Come on. Go ahead and stand up. Go and get what they want to see. But anyways. [00:06:52] Speaker C: Like, I can't help that, though. I mean, like, I mean, but it's not that big to me. [00:06:57] Speaker B: Chest up, chin up. Just chin up. Pictures from now on. See? Exactly. Okay. [00:07:03] Speaker C: My birthday coming up. That's all I'm gonna say. [00:07:05] Speaker B: Bounce for a lounge hop. That's what I'm saying. [00:07:07] Speaker C: Listen for a lamb chop should I start making y' all do that. [00:07:11] Speaker B: I got some thick ass customers dance for that plate. I ain't gonna hold you nasty. [00:07:15] Speaker C: I got some thick ass customers for real. [00:07:18] Speaker B: What? What? They gonna jump at that club? [00:07:21] Speaker C: I don't know. They gonna. They gonna probably want a discount. I don't mind. Mine for a little. [00:07:31] Speaker B: Well, you got to see. You got to grab it in it. [00:07:33] Speaker C: No, I ain't gotta do all that. I don't gotta do all that. [00:07:35] Speaker B: You don't gotta do all that? So you just giving the away? No, you said discount. [00:07:42] Speaker C: Yeah, that ain't giving it away. [00:07:44] Speaker B: It's enough. [00:07:46] Speaker C: Dance for your plate. Dance. If you want your plate and don't. [00:07:50] Speaker B: Know how to dance, there's not a shake ass. Shaking ass is not the form of dancing. [00:07:53] Speaker C: I don't know how to Turkish. [00:07:55] Speaker B: You don't know how to twerk? What the fuck you call. [00:07:57] Speaker C: I'm not really a twerker. I'm more like a, you know, fake gun shooter. [00:08:03] Speaker B: No, no, no. Move that shit side to side. That what them girls is doing. [00:08:07] Speaker C: I'm one of the people who act like, you know, like. Yeah, like. [00:08:11] Speaker B: That's so unattractive, bro. [00:08:13] Speaker C: I don't know why. I don't know how to dance. I'm not really a. I'm not a. [00:08:16] Speaker B: That's so unattractive, bro. [00:08:17] Speaker C: I want somebody to teach me how to twerk. [00:08:18] Speaker B: When I see them girls in the club, bro, that get to shooting fake pistols and doing this. [00:08:23] Speaker C: Oh, now I know. [00:08:25] Speaker B: Oh, cool. Shouting. [00:08:26] Speaker C: So you just want to see them twerk? [00:08:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Be a lady. [00:08:32] Speaker C: That's so. Is it ladylike or is it not ladylike to be twerking? [00:08:38] Speaker B: I mean, it's. It's not like. Cause you said. No, I mean, you fake shooting girl. [00:08:45] Speaker C: I mean, I just do a little two stepping, you know? Yeah. Why? Because I don't know how to twerk. That's not something I know how to do. Like nobody. I don't know how to do that. [00:08:54] Speaker B: I know one thing them motherfuckers who twerk can fuck. Look, she talking about I'll teach you how. Can you teach her that? [00:09:01] Speaker C: Because I really. Before my birthday gets here, I want to learn how to do that. [00:09:04] Speaker B: How old you about to be? [00:09:05] Speaker C: 34. [00:09:06] Speaker B: If y' all got 34 years old with all that ass and can't twerk yet, it's nothing you can tweak. [00:09:11] Speaker C: I mean, I know how to, you know, but I don't know how to twerk. Like, make it like. [00:09:15] Speaker B: Yeah, you do both or what? You do both. What? [00:09:19] Speaker C: Wait, you do both. What? Oh, okay. You got me. Y' all got me. All right. [00:09:26] Speaker B: Oh, you be twerking and got that. Hey, man, fuck that twerking shit, man. I just feel like. I just feel like certain age, you get a little too grown for that. [00:09:35] Speaker C: For twerking? [00:09:36] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:09:37] Speaker C: So I guess I just. I done passed my time to shine for a minute. [00:09:41] Speaker B: I mean, you could twerk, but, like, to the extent we twerking right now. [00:09:44] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, no, I can't do all that. [00:09:46] Speaker B: It's been nothing but non stop twerks. What's today? [00:09:50] Speaker C: Today is Tuesday. [00:09:52] Speaker B: Since Sunday, bro. [00:09:53] Speaker C: Since Sunday. [00:09:54] Speaker B: Since Sunday, bro. [00:09:56] Speaker C: I'm not seeing that. Maybe I'm on the wrong timeline, because I'm seeing maybe one or two here and there. Like, today, I probably only seen, like, three. [00:10:02] Speaker B: You see one or two? [00:10:03] Speaker C: Only seen three today, but probably because I was a little busy. [00:10:05] Speaker B: I see two every five minutes. [00:10:07] Speaker C: See, your. Your algorithm is different than mine. I ain't see that many today. I only seen, like, three. [00:10:12] Speaker B: I'm tired of seeing that. [00:10:15] Speaker C: I mean, I don't mind seeing it if y'. [00:10:17] Speaker B: All. [00:10:17] Speaker C: If y' all don't want to post it, y' all can send it to my inbox. [00:10:19] Speaker B: I wouldn't mind if it'll be, like, with some substance. [00:10:27] Speaker C: I like seeing the dancers do it. Now I done seen the person who I seen today who I thought did really good. What's her name? Paradise. You know what I'm talking about? Ooh, she is. She a dancer from Columbia. That bitch. [00:10:39] Speaker B: What she is. [00:10:39] Speaker C: She be throwing ass for real. [00:10:41] Speaker B: I'm scared to know. [00:10:42] Speaker C: She and she. Yeah, whole song. [00:10:45] Speaker B: She. [00:10:46] Speaker C: She got a. A dance studio, too. [00:10:48] Speaker B: Stop twerks, man. You feel what I'm saying? Like, Rose. [00:10:52] Speaker C: And please don't. Don't hype him up. [00:10:54] Speaker B: Every day shouting. [00:10:56] Speaker C: Stop tw. [00:10:59] Speaker B: Every day shouting. These out here. And then you know how they. I'm about to eat that challenge. [00:11:09] Speaker C: That's not what all. [00:11:12] Speaker B: Check the comments, y'. [00:11:14] Speaker C: All. Cece, when you see the hashtag Cece, check comments. Yeah, Shadowsha did do good. Yeah, she did. That's what I was talking about. Yeah, Shay. [00:11:27] Speaker B: Anyway, like I was saying, though, it's. [00:11:31] Speaker C: Like y' all don't mind looking at ass as long as it ain't your ass. [00:11:37] Speaker B: You know? You know what's so. [00:11:38] Speaker C: Girls can twerk. As long as it ain't your girl. [00:11:40] Speaker B: Twerking, you know what's so. You know what's so lovely about that type shit? She just won't Be my right. That's it. I don't even like them type of. [00:11:52] Speaker C: That's good. But, you know, a lot of do like them type of. [00:11:55] Speaker B: A lot of want to them type of. That's what y' all don't be understanding. That's why y' all be in your fifth relationship in six months. You be the only person going with niggas. [00:12:04] Speaker C: That means every. Like, that means every month you get a new. [00:12:09] Speaker B: They do. [00:12:12] Speaker C: Y' all get a new every month, Man. [00:12:14] Speaker B: Y' all stop playing with this man. For real now. Y' all see what y' all want to see. Don't act like you won't be seeing what going on, okay? You just can't be my bro. You see how the women that's sitting down? You know how, like, the women that don't twerk, don't beg for money, got their own money. Then be my. Then be my type of women, right? [00:12:43] Speaker C: And you always say, good credit. Great. Gotta throw that in there. [00:12:46] Speaker B: Great credit, good credit. Car, your own crib. Yeah, and some, you know, some cash. [00:12:54] Speaker C: Some cash. Okay. And that's it. Everything else. Like, you ain't with no that rat. [00:13:02] Speaker B: I mean, that mean I'm. I don't with that. [00:13:06] Speaker C: I don't understand girls who want to just be mean in the first place anyway. Like, why you think that is? I mean, that ain't me being mean. That's just me. And, like, I'm not a twerker. I don't know how to. [00:13:15] Speaker B: I don't know how to do it. I walk past the and I see her. You got it, twin. [00:13:22] Speaker C: Can I do a little two step? [00:13:23] Speaker B: I mean, hey, you got it, twin. Ain't nothing I could do with that. You shooting fake guns. It's crazy to me. What you shooting finger Carmen this good, but I'm a run and drop. A little dripping and dropping that. [00:13:41] Speaker C: You don't need nothing else in there, I promise. Y' all had a long week already, so I need this podcast. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Well, you had a long brother. [00:13:49] Speaker C: Okay. [00:13:50] Speaker B: Hey, listen, boy, I just moved. I am still tired. [00:13:59] Speaker C: You moved Saturday, right? [00:14:00] Speaker B: I moved Sunday and yesterday and still got most. [00:14:03] Speaker C: Oh, that's why. [00:14:04] Speaker B: Still got most. [00:14:06] Speaker C: But congratulations on the move. [00:14:08] Speaker B: That. [00:14:10] Speaker C: What? [00:14:14] Speaker B: What that say? [00:14:16] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:14:18] Speaker C: Okay. [00:14:19] Speaker B: This high here, G. This high. Oh, somebody texting your phone. Crazy. I seen you do this, so what that mean? Hey, don't be texting that girl phone. Like, I didn't say anything out the way. Cause ain't nothing going. I hate y'. All. [00:14:38] Speaker C: How you figure it's a nigga. [00:14:39] Speaker B: I know, I know, I know. I know what going on. [00:14:42] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:14:43] Speaker B: I know what's going on. Y' all calm y' all ass down. You know what I'm saying? I just said. I literally just told little Yoshi right here, if she going, she's going. [00:14:54] Speaker C: That's true. [00:14:54] Speaker B: It's nothing you can do. [00:14:56] Speaker C: You cannot stop it. [00:14:57] Speaker B: You sit here. It can't be stopped. So you telling me you find out your girl going flirting with another nigga, whatever the case may be, what you gonna do? Bitch, I'm gonna kill you if you don't stop talking to that nigga. [00:15:09] Speaker C: Niggas be doing that though, man. [00:15:11] Speaker B: Ain't never did shit to nobody. [00:15:13] Speaker C: Niggas be doing that, though. [00:15:14] Speaker B: And y' all be believing it, too. [00:15:15] Speaker C: And they be believing it. That be the thing. [00:15:17] Speaker B: Like, y' all be believing it. [00:15:18] Speaker C: If a nigga ever tell you he gonna do something to you, 100 out of 10 he's probably not. He's probably just running his mouth. Unless you've seen him do something to somebody, I'm sure. [00:15:26] Speaker B: October 16th, we live. We got a live podcast at Advies 843. You know what I'm saying? Then my dog birthday party is immediately after that same spot, so. Same spot. Talking about open up a King Cobra. [00:15:47] Speaker D: Tickets on sale now eventbrite.com a king cobra. [00:15:51] Speaker B: Hey, I ain't gonna lie. That just. That just, you know, that's just my personal preference, though. I don't really be like, I ain't for everybody either might see me, oh, what that fat ass. [00:16:09] Speaker C: Cool. [00:16:09] Speaker D: What else I'm gonna do. [00:16:10] Speaker C: That's true, right? What I'm gonna say, nobody like me. [00:16:14] Speaker B: I know some got in their little group chat telling girls, oh, yeah, shout. [00:16:18] Speaker C: To say she let you. [00:16:19] Speaker B: But she let the. That be beating her ass. He don't even got no car. Then they be driving your car and whooping your ass. Yeah, great job. Great pussy management you got there, pal. Like. [00:16:35] Speaker C: And this nigga, talk about put on a white beater and open up a Kinko. That's beer, right? [00:16:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:46] Speaker C: Okay. [00:16:47] Speaker B: No, that's malt liquor. [00:16:48] Speaker D: That's malt liquor. [00:16:49] Speaker B: That's malt liquor right there. [00:16:50] Speaker C: So like a 40. [00:16:52] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:52] Speaker C: Oh, no. [00:16:54] Speaker B: Yeah, that's scary. That wasn't homecoming. [00:16:57] Speaker D: Yes, that's the week it wasn't homecoming. [00:16:58] Speaker C: Yep. [00:16:59] Speaker B: Yes, ma'. Am. Carmen. Carmen, you might be able to bring some drinks. You might got to put some. Josh, a funny ass. [00:17:05] Speaker C: Josh is hilarious. [00:17:07] Speaker B: Josh be seeing me and goddamn Oasis, bro. That need to get on that liquor. [00:17:11] Speaker C: He said, I'm about to get drunk. I'm already telling you right now, I'm about to get drunk. [00:17:13] Speaker D: Carmen said, did we try all three? [00:17:15] Speaker C: I tried. I tried blue balls, and I tried the blue balls. This was good. And I tried the. Oh, my God. [00:17:22] Speaker B: I got the cup full of them. [00:17:23] Speaker C: Bust down. I got bust down. [00:17:25] Speaker D: Hey, angel said, Bo, I swear, this podcast makes my week, y'. All cree. [00:17:30] Speaker B: Hey, man, I appreciate it. This is what I'm here for. This is what I'm here for, you know, to give you guys sunshine. You give me, like, it might be having a bad day. Just come on here, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, and talk. Your sleep money never sleeps, man. You know what I'm saying? Guess what I had to drink at homecoming? What? Some gin, ain't it? [00:17:57] Speaker C: Please don't say a beer. [00:17:58] Speaker B: You look like a gin. [00:17:59] Speaker C: Do you drink beer? [00:17:59] Speaker B: She look like a beer. [00:18:00] Speaker C: I hope you don't drink beer. [00:18:05] Speaker B: My class party, 10:17. Hey, my class kicked me out, y'. [00:18:09] Speaker C: All. Why? What you did? You was talking. [00:18:12] Speaker B: They some ass. [00:18:14] Speaker C: You was talking shit. [00:18:15] Speaker B: If I. I ain't gonna explain the whole situation, bro. But you know, people just weird. [00:18:20] Speaker C: Can I get a shirt? I'm gonna be with Wilson. I feel like I need. [00:18:25] Speaker B: Yeah, Wilson. Wilson always goes down, but I feel like I'm gonna be partying with either class of 2010 or class of goddamn 2013, whichever one of y'. [00:18:34] Speaker C: All. [00:18:34] Speaker B: I'm 2011, but whichever one of y' all want to adopt me. [00:18:38] Speaker C: Class of 2011. What the fuck did he do that y' all kicked him out? What did he do that he gotta go party with another class? [00:18:44] Speaker B: I cussed their ass up. [00:18:45] Speaker C: Well, Atreyan shots. Lanisha. [00:18:49] Speaker B: I told you she looked like the drinking shit. [00:18:50] Speaker C: Lanisha. [00:18:52] Speaker D: What's that gin she do? [00:18:55] Speaker B: I know she drinks Seagrams. She drank Seagrams, bro. [00:18:58] Speaker C: Oh, hell no. [00:18:58] Speaker B: She probably drank Seagrams. Ginger ale. [00:19:04] Speaker C: That shit nasty. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Oh, my mama. I know she drink secret ginger. Al. [00:19:09] Speaker D: She got gin bottle in one hand. [00:19:11] Speaker B: And ginger ale in the other. [00:19:12] Speaker C: You see what he said? [00:19:14] Speaker B: Okay, I came to class 092. [00:19:16] Speaker C: I'm coming with you, too. [00:19:17] Speaker B: Hey, inbox me. Tell me how much I need to pay and send for my dues. And I'm sending that right now because guess what? I ain't even sent dudes to class of 2011. Them. Not everybody. [00:19:29] Speaker D: Gelato say you could come with 2015. [00:19:30] Speaker C: Just pay your dues. [00:19:31] Speaker B: All right, Send me. Send me the invite, bro. Send Me the invite. Send me one. [00:19:34] Speaker C: Whoever sends it first, that's all you. [00:19:35] Speaker B: Who we going to be with? You can send it to all of them. Send me all of everybody class bricks. [00:19:40] Speaker D: Up at Piggly Wiggly. And they was fighting. I had to spray the bear mace. Oh, he's talking about Hartsville homecoming. [00:19:46] Speaker C: Oh, that's why y' all show up. [00:19:48] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get on Heartsville right quick. [00:19:50] Speaker C: I'm gonna go out there. Oh, man. [00:19:52] Speaker B: Matter of fact, let me just get on Wilson right quick. Wilson. Matter of fact, it don't even be us. Y' all out of town and y' all out of town people. Are y' all out of Wilson people? Don't y' all bring y' all to our homecoming. [00:20:05] Speaker C: Oh, my God. Please. [00:20:06] Speaker B: We out here, bro. It's gonna be a million and one beautiful women out that with spandex clothes on. Or it's gonna be either short. You're gonna see some of the best looking women you ever seen in your life. If you come out there looking for your op or you see a. That you got problems with and you want to just handle that then and there, you're weird. All these beautiful. Why y' all be coming to this box? Wait. Nobody got nothing to do with none of y' all foolishness and be starting to come out here. Cause you know that ain't gonna last long. You know people gonna break that up. [00:20:37] Speaker C: Yeah, you ain't got. [00:20:39] Speaker B: You ain't got to wait that ass whooping long. But y' all be knowing exactly where each other at. And y' all wait till y' all get around. Who ain't got to do with that. Could get what I' ma call you. Corny. You. You come to Wilson fight, and I guarantee you they gonna lock your ass up. And y' all ain't got no no, no money. [00:20:56] Speaker C: Definitely going to jail. [00:20:58] Speaker B: For real, I'm telling you. You think Wilson ain't gonna lock your ass up? They just walked out. Nah, ain't nothing going on. Florence County Sheriff's office is going to be on your ass. [00:21:09] Speaker C: They gonna be in full effect. [00:21:10] Speaker B: You're gonna be in a high speed chase by the fight, bro, like, bro, it's not worth it. Bro, like, for real. Just come out there, get you some women, relax, drink some liquor, get you some food. The food be free. I heard y' all other tailgates be charging people for their place. That's why y' all not like us. You poor schools. You feel what I'm saying? Like, be. I ain't gonna get on y'. [00:21:36] Speaker C: All. [00:21:36] Speaker B: And Darlington. I heard how y' all was hopping. Y' all got down fence. Wilson would never. Y' all couldn't. I heard that line was so long. [00:21:44] Speaker C: Cause, you know, I went to Darlington Tailgate. That line was long. [00:21:46] Speaker B: But see, they have never been used to dealing with that type of traffic. [00:21:51] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. This is my first time ever going. And I had a ball. [00:21:54] Speaker B: Never. [00:21:55] Speaker C: I'll give them that. [00:21:56] Speaker B: Never. [00:21:56] Speaker C: They know how to party, though. And it wasn't. No, it. Like. [00:21:58] Speaker B: I don't think you know how the party mean. [00:22:01] Speaker C: You. You ever been. [00:22:02] Speaker B: Everybody knows how to party. [00:22:03] Speaker C: You ever been somewhere and it's just a bad time, bad vibes. It's just energy. Just be off. Like it was nothing like that. What? [00:22:10] Speaker B: New Jersey. [00:22:11] Speaker C: And no. Whoa. [00:22:12] Speaker B: That's what they do up there. But you gonna sit here at, like. [00:22:18] Speaker C: Talking about. We're not talking about. We're talking about Darling know. [00:22:24] Speaker B: How to know. Because they parted nine days out the week. [00:22:31] Speaker C: From Burlington to Hartsville. If I had to compare the two. [00:22:35] Speaker B: Darlington. I would never go to Hartsville. Anything. [00:22:38] Speaker C: Yeah, I was kind of scared. That's why I didn't go. [00:22:40] Speaker B: I'm not going. [00:22:41] Speaker C: I was a little scared. That's the. That's. That's why I didn't go. But I'm glad I didn't go because y' all was. Y' all was tearing up. I seen somebody got mad because somebody said that y' all knocked over somebody. Auntie Meatballs or something. They was upset. Y' all knocked over a whole table of food. Everybody was angry with y'. All. I don't understand why y' all waited until y' all got in front of all them kids to do that shit in the first place. So, again, it's gonna be a lot of kids at this tailgate. [00:23:05] Speaker D: I would say that's the one thing I think that bothered me the most about that. [00:23:10] Speaker B: The kids, right? [00:23:11] Speaker C: Yeah, the kids got bear mates still, ain't it? [00:23:14] Speaker B: Cause you traumatizing people, bro. Like, people ain't used to seeing that. [00:23:17] Speaker D: Yo, real talk, my son was out there with his friends, and as soon as it popped off, the first thing he did was call me. [00:23:24] Speaker B: Right. Cause you don't know what them people don't be knowing what's coming after that. [00:23:27] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:23:27] Speaker B: Like, it's not always just a fight. [00:23:29] Speaker D: And literally the only thing. Cause he was with his friend and his friend's moms. I said, stick with your. Stick with his moms. I said. And y' all try to get out as quickly as you can. That should have me kind of scared. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Like, yo, Young, nigga, if. If you own this, I'm sorry. [00:23:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm. [00:23:47] Speaker B: I'm sorry. If the young on this live. But I watched one young, they didn't even punch him. They just push him down. Like, just push the out of him. Well, I'm like, bro, y' all don't need to be out here fighting, bro. Like, then my thing be like, at least y' all fault. So I kind of respect that. It's just the set in that kind of like, it was like, you could have waited. You could have. Matter of fact, you really could have waited till after if you was really feeling like that. You know what I'm saying? But like, bro, y', all, at least you ain't went to that gun, bro. [00:24:16] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, I give it that. [00:24:17] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Like, I give you that. Cause you know how them boys get over there or just anyway, period, you know what I'm saying? Like, didn't. Then my thing be motherfuzz be acting like they ain't gonna fight. Bro, you're gonna go to jail and fight anyway, or get beat the fuck up. A lot of y' all niggas going to jail to get beat up and rape. I'm just saying it ain't always easy. [00:24:36] Speaker C: And rape is just. [00:24:38] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, strong word going. That bitch under 5 7, 122 pounds and acting like you about to stand tall. [00:24:46] Speaker C: Well, how does that even work? Like, what, do they just be like, give me that or something like how. [00:24:50] Speaker B: You might go in the room. Matter of fact, this say, like I said, you 5, 3, 120 something pounds, right? You could be five foot. I mean, just five. Anything under 5, 9, 120 something pounds. You going to jail with niggas with life. Yeah, them niggas not coming home. It ain't no pussy in jail. So guess what they gonna do to you? You walk in his room, that 6, 9, 300 muscle, what you gonna do? [00:25:16] Speaker C: And them big niggas be doing that. [00:25:18] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Take that from that. [00:25:20] Speaker C: See, but I'm thinking, you know, when go to jail, especially like, I'm thinking CEOs is like, y'. All. That's what I'm thinking. [00:25:26] Speaker B: Girl, please. That's what I say. But people be having their perspective about jail. And jail is nothing like that. It's nothing like that. [00:25:34] Speaker C: I'm thinking. That's what I'll be thinking. [00:25:35] Speaker B: Like, it's probably five who get pussy from cos a year okay. In the state, period. You know what I'm saying? Like, and them niggas having. Like. But, boy, I'm telling y', all, boy, boy, y' all boys be out. This bitch just you trying to be a real. You trying to show you ain't scared, but you're going to drop nut on the floor for the rest of your life. Like, bro, South Carolina is a state. They want to lock you up. Like, brother, people don't. That's how they make their money off, locking people up. Lottery tickets and traffic tickets, literally. We don't got no sports teams. We don't got, like, to generate anything. Especially Florence, we don't have. But you know, Florence. Florence was number one in the nation last year for gun seized and, like, drug seized, bro. In the. In the United States of America. I said so. That's why they be pulling us over like that. Get behind your ass and pull you over. Especially that burgundy unmarked Explorer. [00:26:35] Speaker C: Oh, that must be what be pulling your ass. [00:26:37] Speaker B: What? That sent me to jail one time. I get out of jail, that pulled me over three weeks later again. Search me again. That's the one went viral. [00:26:46] Speaker C: Yeah, I seen that. Search me again. Like, bitch, leave me alone. [00:26:51] Speaker B: Yeah, that shit go down. I'm telling you, bro. Like, bro, you're going to jail. And then y' all niggas can't fight already. It niggas in that bitch who are naturally trained fighters. [00:27:01] Speaker C: No, for real. [00:27:02] Speaker B: Them niggas is gonna knuckle your bitch ass up then, ho, ho, ho. I ain't even get to it. Yo, yo, big homie might be fake. So if your big homie ain't checking out, what you think he is? You going in that bitch. Oh, I banged this, this, that, and the third. Them niggas get on that phone, on your ass to the motherland. Hold up that time, give me a. [00:27:27] Speaker D: Shout out for my brother, Anthony Black. [00:27:29] Speaker C: My brother's birthday. [00:27:30] Speaker B: Birthday. [00:27:30] Speaker C: Nigga, my brother's birthday is Thursday, y'. All. [00:27:34] Speaker B: Well, his birthday. It ain't his birthday yet, then. [00:27:36] Speaker C: His birthday is Thursday. We ain't lying on Thursday. What's the birthday? So give a shout out now. [00:27:41] Speaker B: Nah, I give you a birthday next Tuesday, nigga. It's like, nah, he cool. People, though, that nigga be having me rolling on the book, though. When he say, pull me twice in the V, bro, they just be pulling you. Yo, ain't tinted dark enough, bro? Yoshin ain't tenant dark enough. They see your big black ass behind that hundred thousand dollar car, they're gonna pull you over every time, you feel me? I ain't got nothing but a little rt, bro. And they pulls me like a bro. Every time I get pulled. I get to talking like, what the is you doing? Last time they locked me up, bro. They locked me up for a legal pistol, but I'm a convicted felon, mind you. It's a legal gun. And literally a piece of weed, bro, that I couldn't spread out and make another. [00:28:26] Speaker C: Yeah, literally, a little clip that you. [00:28:29] Speaker B: Could lock me up with that bitch. Why I cuss their ass out so bad, boy? I act like y' all taking a bite out of crime or something. With me on East Palmetto Street. [00:28:35] Speaker C: No even be nothing going on over here. [00:28:38] Speaker B: Don't even rob the Dollar General over that. He told me I got 5%. [00:28:41] Speaker C: Oh, it's that car. [00:28:43] Speaker B: I got 5% too, bro. I ain't lying. And if it's night time, they already know what going on. I ain't pulling over night time. [00:28:52] Speaker C: What are you gonna do, let them follow you home? [00:28:54] Speaker B: A bitch going in, sport. You ain't got no. You got six cylinders up underneath that. You won't stand a chance. Oh, God. I'm getting the on now. [00:29:07] Speaker C: Your ass on the news. [00:29:09] Speaker B: All right. Have I been on the news yet? [00:29:10] Speaker C: Have you ran for the police? For real? [00:29:12] Speaker B: No, you can't say that. [00:29:14] Speaker C: We'll talk about that. We'll talk about that later. What? Hold on. [00:29:24] Speaker B: What you say? Gotta have that five. [00:29:27] Speaker C: Gotta have that five. [00:29:28] Speaker B: That five what percent? [00:29:30] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, I'm assuming. I'm assuming as we talking. [00:29:33] Speaker B: I'm telling you, boy, my mom be. [00:29:34] Speaker C: Like, take that 10 off. Take that. [00:29:36] Speaker B: I'm not taking that 10 off. Get to riding by you and seeing that you in there, too. She told me. Now I got to go to a jury trial. What you did, girl. [00:29:45] Speaker C: Hold on, hold on. These comments rolling in a little bit too fast. It's definitely the car. It's the car. [00:29:53] Speaker B: Well, talking about that Challenger. [00:29:54] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, it's that Challenger. [00:29:56] Speaker B: That's what it is. Nah, look, look, being for real, what it is is these young bastards around here stealing so much. You know what I'm saying? [00:30:05] Speaker C: Like, yeah, Feeling the kind of car that you driving. [00:30:08] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Y' all be thinking them young. Well, you know, them young ain't paying no car note for no 1100, 1500, and paying 500 in car insurance. [00:30:18] Speaker C: 6. [00:30:19] Speaker B: Then them young be under 25. You know how much your car insurance will be on that? Boy, that stolen. Y' all be going on dates and a lot of stolen cars. Just some free game. The put you in the stolo fast. Yeah. [00:30:33] Speaker C: I hope I don't never have to go through. [00:30:34] Speaker B: You probably will because you. Y' all just be getting in that and posting that bumblebee that you riding in. But say you know what I'm saying. Like, boy, that ain't paying for that Girl that got. Damn. Take your ass for me to post that. Little. [00:30:47] Speaker C: Or the little. [00:30:48] Speaker B: You know, the little. [00:30:49] Speaker C: What's the stars on the ceiling. You know they love that. You know they love to post that. [00:30:51] Speaker B: No, I am. I'mma get my. I'm post my too. I started the shit. [00:30:55] Speaker C: I mean, that's your car though. [00:30:57] Speaker B: Yeah, in my car. [00:30:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:31:00] Speaker B: The sled building in Florence. Now. Damn. [00:31:02] Speaker C: Since when I did see that. [00:31:05] Speaker B: Oh, boy, y' all about to go to jail. [00:31:07] Speaker C: Have you not seen how bad sled has been out? That's what I'm saying. I just feel like Wilson's homecoming. Y' all really have no issues like that. For real, bro. [00:31:14] Speaker B: But that really be like. Y' all remember how. Y' all remember how what. What the name is that got locked up for that coat? Frank Lucas. Ain't that with Frank Lucas? [00:31:22] Speaker D: Yoshi, you talking about that Denzel played? [00:31:26] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. [00:31:27] Speaker B: But don't be understanding, bro. Y' all be forget this is some free game from. With the ink, right? [00:31:32] Speaker C: I'm. [00:31:33] Speaker B: I'm legal. Oh, Middleman, y'. All don't catch me with no scales. None of that. But y' all be selling some and come out to Wilson. Homecoming. All these homecomings. Your fly's outfit, your biggest chains. Your. All your jewelry. Taking pictures with a hundred thousand dollars. [00:31:52] Speaker C: You don't think them people see that? [00:31:55] Speaker B: And you the most illegal person in America, boy. You better calm down, boy. Stop showing people. [00:32:00] Speaker D: And that's how Frank Lucas got caught. [00:32:04] Speaker B: That girlfriend wouldn't have bought that chinchilla, bro. He'd still be out. [00:32:08] Speaker C: Yeah, for real. [00:32:11] Speaker B: Nobody that had better seats than the mob. So. You know what I'm saying? It just be like. But you know, I don't. I love to see y' all shine. Y' all like. You know what I'm saying? Like, some people get motivated. Some people get jealous. Yeah, I get motivated. I love seeing pop. They. And you know what I'm saying. Whatever, bro. But y' all got to be smarter though. Especially when you. You getting your money a certain type of way. Doggy like you. [00:32:37] Speaker C: You. [00:32:37] Speaker B: You just got the hit. Somebody tell you that cost 200k a year to drive? Mel, that's just on Gas, bro, my. [00:32:45] Speaker C: Man, kiss my flat ass. What is lanisha. He's talking about you got a flat. [00:32:51] Speaker D: Butt, then tried to lower it to a seat belt ticket. Man, kiss my flat ass. [00:32:54] Speaker B: Flat ass like a fish. Fact. They stealing everything. [00:33:02] Speaker D: They stealing everything. Pull me just to ruin myself. [00:33:06] Speaker B: But listen, I know some who all facts that gonna go over people head and they gonna say, bro, I'm telling you, bro. Like, bro, you know, I don't even be like, I don't give a fuck of a motherfucker. Say I'm hating because I pull out the same amount of money as your ass got. And this ain't no real damn soul. Jesus. We could go rack for rack, two for tooth, all that shit. That's why niggas don't like me. But I really don't be giving a fuck about that shit, bro. I just be trying to get y' all niggas a free game. Y' all need to be having kids to take care of your mama love you. Your aunties love you. A lot of y' all is not ready for prison, bro. [00:33:45] Speaker C: Especially if you've never been to prison. [00:33:47] Speaker B: Like, you call that girl phone one, two times, bro, and you get the blow up. First of all, if you're the type of that get the blowing up a girl phone, you're not meant for prison. If you the type of that get upset about anything these women do, you're not meant for prison. But I know who ain't even scared to go to jail and not see their kids. They just worry about that. You understand what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that's what's gonna kill y'. All. Even the fighting. Cause you're going down that to get beat the up. Even the fighting, the wrong. None of that. Once you see them women don't really give a about you. And that's all y' all really live for. You're gonna be sick. As sick as a bit. You probably could spend a hundred thousand dollars on that in the last 30 days, go to jail. [00:34:33] Speaker C: And I wonder, how does that work in a female dorm? Like, do they do the same there, too? Like, do they be beating up too soon? They get in there. Like, I wonder. [00:34:39] Speaker B: You don't think them gangster ass want to be. Y' all ain't giving up. Take your ass in there. Take your pretty ass in jail and see what they do. Oh, them Carpet Munch is gonna get hold of your ass. [00:34:46] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:34:47] Speaker B: No. Carpet Munch is gonna do something to you, boy. [00:34:50] Speaker C: From my life every day. [00:34:51] Speaker B: No Carpet much is Gonna do something to you, boy. [00:34:55] Speaker C: What you looking at me like? [00:34:56] Speaker B: I know it's gonna be about four dice, too. Tomorrow I'm gonna come yolk your ass up. You come swinging. [00:35:04] Speaker C: Oh, we gonna have to fight then. Get my ass. [00:35:08] Speaker B: Be enough fighting for you then. They do the girls dirty. The girls, they. Y'. All. You go buy a hot sausage, they gonna squish that bitch up. They cut up y' all hot dogs, make sure you can't take it back. And you know what I'm saying, make like a toy out that bitch. All type of shit. Yeah. That shit go down. [00:35:22] Speaker C: It ain't never that serious. But I guess if you in there for life. Oh, gosh. [00:35:26] Speaker B: Motherfuckers be talking about it ain't that serious. Yes, it is. [00:35:29] Speaker C: What, to fuck? [00:35:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:30] Speaker C: In jail. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Not to use no fucking hot sausage. Like, what the fuck? [00:35:37] Speaker B: Get in and out. The best advice I could give, you know. Hey, hey, Mike, that be that be. That'd be the real, though. But you know, you know, that's some real, bro. A lot of people is like, bro. A lot of people just wasting time, bro. Like, I was in the streets, too. Well, I used to get bags and too fronted bags, too. Why? [00:35:55] Speaker C: You know, I used to go in. [00:35:56] Speaker B: That and do break even. I might could buy some shoes and I'm smoking for free. You know what I'm saying? [00:36:02] Speaker C: Like, that's it. [00:36:03] Speaker B: That's it, bro. And again, I probably a couple hundred dollars off that, but I ain't making a lot of money off that. [00:36:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:08] Speaker B: I see more money now. [00:36:09] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:10] Speaker B: Than I ever did like being in the trap or any of that, bro. Just got to realize, bro, this ain't your path. [00:36:15] Speaker C: Right. [00:36:15] Speaker B: It's some who you can get this to them, they gonna make $2 million off of it. And it's like me, you get this too. I break even. [00:36:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:36:23] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not for me. But be out here wasting time, bro. You can go to. It's plenty of ways to skin the cat around this. Around this bit. Taking penitentiary chances for a thousand dollars a week. You know what I'm saying? Like. [00:36:37] Speaker C: A thousand dollars a week? Yeah. That ain't worth it. [00:36:41] Speaker B: Y' all making me think these ain't smoking crack no more. You out here selling crack for a thousand bucks a week, boy. Go to hell. Go get your cdl. Go. Go get yourself well plumbing hvat, bro. Hey, it ain't that. You ain't no lame ass for going to get a job or going to school. [00:37:02] Speaker C: Yeah, it's nothing wrong. [00:37:02] Speaker B: You're about to take care of your family. You to me, you're lame as out this trying to be something you're not. Y' all be out this well, let them young have that. Y' all be out there trying to compete with these. You want to smoke with these young. You want to be in these young. [00:37:14] Speaker C: Face because they want to be on me. They want to be. Oh, these my little. [00:37:18] Speaker B: You a big homie. When you putting them on something, them listening to you. Them laugh at you. You, them young will tell you they got more money than you, bro. You about to leave them young alone. [00:37:26] Speaker C: And then they'll do something to your ass too. Like these young people. [00:37:30] Speaker B: Young are fried as do not care. [00:37:32] Speaker C: I never seen the amount of recklessness like until now. Like the, the people now, they don't give a man, bro. They all go like they don't care, bro. [00:37:41] Speaker B: Listen, that cdl. Look at Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. [00:37:43] Speaker C: Yeah, cuz Mike, don't you drive trucks? [00:37:44] Speaker B: Yeah, Mike will show you a hundred on some. You know what I'm saying? But you've been in the streets forever, man. [00:37:54] Speaker C: You can't even show that you got. [00:37:55] Speaker B: A dent up sports car with a V6 engine in that. You're, you know what I'm saying? [00:38:00] Speaker C: Like, bro, get that up. [00:38:02] Speaker B: Ain't nothing wrong with it. Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's, it's, it's, it's. Join the army on my mama. If I know what I know. Now, today, fresh out of high school, I'm going to the army. At the service right now, what's so good? I mean, that 100% disability. I snore. If you snore, you get 70 disability, off the rip, sleep apnea. [00:38:19] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:38:21] Speaker D: Yeah. That's like, listen. And you only got to do what, five, maybe five years. [00:38:28] Speaker B: Five years, yeah. [00:38:29] Speaker C: So that's not bad. Especially right after high school. Yeah, you still in your early 20s after that. [00:38:33] Speaker B: So you telling me after that you're guaranteed to check for at least 3,000 to $5,000 a month for the rest of your life free. [00:38:41] Speaker C: And that's just free money. [00:38:42] Speaker D: Hey, you know, they got, they got it. So like kids now, they can go like their junior year, going into their senior year, they can go ahead to basic training over the summer. [00:38:51] Speaker B: Word. [00:38:52] Speaker C: What? [00:38:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:38:53] Speaker D: And then they come back and then they do the AIT after they graduate. [00:38:57] Speaker B: That's hard, bro. [00:38:58] Speaker D: And then they come back, they graduate. And I. And I want to say. I'm not sure I want to say they get paid. [00:39:03] Speaker B: I want to say, as a 33 year old man with like 5 or 6 homeboys with 100 disability, I hate them. Don't around. I got a cousin staying in Texas, bro. Had his house probably like two years now. Me and the on the game, laughing, chopping it up, and I said, damn, cuz, how much Your mortgage is? 3,200. [00:39:30] Speaker C: That's not bad, though, for where you live at. [00:39:34] Speaker B: Oh, PJ said, you're just saying just 3200 bucks. [00:39:37] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:37] Speaker B: Just for rent. That included car payment, groceries, utilities, light bills. Like, all right. This shit get real. [00:39:44] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:39:44] Speaker B: So niggas be spending $6,000 a month just in bills. But you getting the free five, so. [00:39:49] Speaker C: That five you really only spend. Yeah, okay. [00:39:51] Speaker D: Oh, but you know, you know, you know a lot of them dudes that go into the military, you know what they end up doing, right? Get married. [00:39:57] Speaker B: Yes. That's. [00:39:58] Speaker C: Doesn't that double it or something like that? Doubles the benefits. Yes. Yeah. That's why they get married so fast as soon as they get in there. [00:40:06] Speaker B: PJ, if you die here for that October 16th, bro, just come slide on them. [00:40:11] Speaker D: He said, you only got to do two to get the hundred. [00:40:13] Speaker B: You only got to do two years to get 100. [00:40:15] Speaker D: To get 100. 100. [00:40:17] Speaker B: Ah, bro, see, listen, That's a hack. So, so not. Y' all don't even got $5,000 right now, bro. If you don't go join that goddamn military, y' all be acting like y' all just so ready to shoot these days. [00:40:26] Speaker C: Go shoot them. So do they really get a bonus when they first sign in? Like, sign up? Like, is there like a sign up bonus and all that stuff? [00:40:33] Speaker B: All that, bro, all that ain't gonna give you no free game, bro. I want to see y' all win. A lot of y' all out here, I think the biggest. [00:40:39] Speaker D: I think the worst advice I got was from my dad. He told me not to go into the military. He told me not, and I. And I shouldn't have listened. [00:40:48] Speaker C: You wish you would have did it. [00:40:49] Speaker D: Yeah. Cause. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on, pj. You know I got you, my boy. Hey, listen, you better be glad I can't join that right now. [00:40:58] Speaker D: Actually, I think you. You can do. [00:40:59] Speaker B: I'm a felon, though. [00:41:00] Speaker D: Oh, that's right. [00:41:00] Speaker B: That's right. That's right. [00:41:01] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:41:02] Speaker B: And my thing is with this felon. [00:41:04] Speaker C: That don't make no sense. [00:41:04] Speaker B: We got a whole present that's a felon. [00:41:07] Speaker C: But I can't. [00:41:07] Speaker B: But background check still and this running this to the flow. He running this to the flow. This didn't say Martin Luther King, Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony, Mark Malcolm X, all these but this who they voted for. This ain't sit you no stimulus check yet. [00:41:28] Speaker C: Okay? [00:41:28] Speaker B: You put that back in the chair. [00:41:29] Speaker C: Because you thought you was gonna get another chair. [00:41:31] Speaker B: I've seen one people when Trump was in last time Trump was in office, all the scams going through. The scams going through now you dumb dick. No it's not. Ain't nothing. Ain't nothing going on. [00:41:40] Speaker D: People didn't understand that didn't come from Trump. [00:41:42] Speaker B: Man. [00:41:43] Speaker D: What them stimulus check right and it didn't come from Trump. But hey, let me show but you. [00:41:49] Speaker B: Dumb as you let that get out that and release Kodak Black at all. [00:41:55] Speaker C: He's for us. [00:41:58] Speaker B: Like the world up that why that you know what I'm saying? Like. Like damn, why y' all don't list our opinion? You see what the you did with the United States of America? Y' all this up real talk. Y' all like y' all put that man in that goddamn chair. Act like he give a about us. [00:42:19] Speaker C: Across your dome. What? [00:42:20] Speaker B: Who said that? Oh, what? Go up, go up, go up. What that girl say? Cause she always talking so she that gin talking. What'd she say? [00:42:28] Speaker D: You can join you so big and bad, but you always talking shit. I'm gonna take a can of beans. [00:42:34] Speaker B: And a baked beans across your jaw. [00:42:36] Speaker C: You know how heavy a can of baked beans is? She gonna ditch your fucking head. She gonna ditch your head in. [00:42:41] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you something. Them thick ass glasses girl, you run some baked beans across my head and not know what the fuck you doing. [00:42:50] Speaker C: All right. [00:42:53] Speaker B: Something like I'm so big and bad, you show me a who gonna tell me I ain't. How about that? And we could just imma just dance with him. You feel me? We, I. I get to dance with him. I got some dancing in me. You know we could cha cha slide around that. I think we satisfied time dragging when y' all little skinny ass boyfriends crossing out the parking lot. Real talk beating the out of them. You thought he was a man. [00:43:17] Speaker C: Dragon is crazy though. Like dragging. [00:43:21] Speaker B: Dead ass dead. Cause y' all be forgetting talking about I swing like Barry Bond. You get one swing with them baked beans and I be looking at your you probably ain't gonna hit me and I' ma uppercut the shit out your ass. [00:43:39] Speaker D: Glasses. [00:43:40] Speaker B: Glasses off. Glasses. This way you gonna hear them shits hit the floor. [00:43:45] Speaker C: Lanisha, don't let him talk to you like that. [00:43:51] Speaker D: I don't think she got a choice in the matter. [00:43:52] Speaker B: Yeah, you must be thinking about that last. Who you cheated on, that why you thought that was coming back? Because that you didn't beat on that you didn't. Did everything in the world to that. [00:44:07] Speaker C: She drink Jen, though. You know, the be don't be playing. [00:44:11] Speaker B: What part? What part of South Carolina you from? She look gin drinker. [00:44:14] Speaker C: I don't. She you from Hartsville. [00:44:18] Speaker B: That why she act like that too? [00:44:19] Speaker D: I think. I think she said that a couple weeks ago. [00:44:21] Speaker B: Oh, she act like that. It makes sense now. It all adds up. [00:44:24] Speaker C: It all adds up for sure. [00:44:27] Speaker B: The sugar, spice and everything. Nice. Missed you. [00:44:29] Speaker D: Had to get you back because you said I'm shaped like a fish. [00:44:35] Speaker C: Girl get the biggest can you could get because he def. We got to get the biggest can. You might have to get two and put it in a. In a pillowcase. [00:44:45] Speaker D: She going to get that. She said she going to get that. [00:44:46] Speaker B: Bushes. [00:44:47] Speaker D: Baked beans. I don't know if that's how you spell it, but. [00:44:50] Speaker C: No, she spelled it wrong. She put. She put bushes like in the bushes. She. We know what you talking about. I know what you talk about, Lenisha. Matter of fact, I'mma catch you at Walmart and go cross your dome. [00:45:05] Speaker B: I'm just. I'mma just push your ass down, boy. I a go hit you back. I'm push her ass. You going all in that candy or clothes or whatever we near to, you know what I'm saying? [00:45:15] Speaker D: The Halloween section. [00:45:17] Speaker B: Something, bro. Something. Can't catch pray every week. And when the last time you talked to that talked to that man. You a hit that man up till he miss him. [00:45:29] Speaker D: Talking about she been drinking. [00:45:30] Speaker C: She said she been drinking. That damn G girl se going to. [00:45:34] Speaker B: That liquor store spending $12. [00:45:36] Speaker D: She been in that se. [00:45:37] Speaker C: So Lanisha, do you drink beer too? I don't like girls that drink beer. [00:45:40] Speaker B: She drank beer. [00:45:41] Speaker D: She drink beer. [00:45:41] Speaker C: You think so? She drink gin. [00:45:43] Speaker B: She drink four locos. She drink old eat girl that drink beer. [00:45:46] Speaker C: I don't know. I just. I don't know. [00:45:48] Speaker B: Eat that. What she treats. [00:45:49] Speaker D: She go get a 40 year old. [00:45:51] Speaker B: E. That malt liquor, that malt liquor, that malt liquor, that Ice House. [00:45:56] Speaker D: She be coming out this 12 pack of ice House. [00:45:58] Speaker B: Damn. Jesus. [00:46:00] Speaker C: Ice House. That's what crackheads drink. What the fuck? I just heard what you said. Like Ice House. What the fuck? That's a crackhead drink for sure. If I see a big ass can of ice pop in your hand. [00:46:12] Speaker B: You're going through something. Call that man to see how his day going. Babe, I just called to see how's your day gone. [00:46:21] Speaker C: That man's probably traumatized from what she did to him. He probably ain't with her. [00:46:26] Speaker B: You can join. I ain't joining no arm. Boy, that. It's too late. No, I ain't got no knees like I used to. That was funny, though. [00:46:37] Speaker C: Oh, okay. She said no. The only thing close to beer is mad. Mad Dog. What? Mad Dog 2020. I know you ain't talking about that. [00:46:45] Speaker B: That girl, you should have just. [00:46:48] Speaker C: Don't even. Lanesha, don't say nothing else on this podcast tonight. Don't give us no more information because you making me look at you different. Why are you drinking mad dog 2020. [00:46:59] Speaker B: On you used to do this shit every week, though. Hey, girl, shut the up. Ain't no way. Cause I don't even think that's what that MD stand for. [00:47:14] Speaker C: That's not mad. What is that? It's not Mad Dog. I thought that's what it was. [00:47:20] Speaker D: MD said Mad Dog. I thought people call him. [00:47:22] Speaker C: Look, Michael said Mad Dog. What the. Mad Dog 2020. [00:47:26] Speaker D: She said she drink the green bottle. [00:47:28] Speaker C: Nanisha, what flavor is that? [00:47:29] Speaker D: They don't have a flavor. [00:47:32] Speaker C: That's not a flavor. [00:47:32] Speaker D: They just say green. [00:47:35] Speaker C: See, that's. And you not scared of her coming to get you with a motherfucking can of butcher's baked beans. I would be scared of that. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Drunk people be the easiest to knock out. [00:47:46] Speaker C: Green. It just say green on the bottle. I'm. [00:47:50] Speaker D: What is the time to get the free. [00:47:52] Speaker B: Free. [00:47:53] Speaker C: God, that damn. Oh, my God. What the freak? Tiffany's. What is that? That exactly. Michael. $2. $2? If $2 gonna get me drunk, I. [00:48:10] Speaker B: Don'T want that drinking that Diddy. [00:48:14] Speaker C: That freak. That's why he said free Tiffany. What? See, he said nobody ever seen no green bottle. I ain't up green. I might stumble a little behind Lanisha. Where do you even find that at? Where do you even get that? Where do you get that? You can't get that from the liquor store. [00:48:33] Speaker B: What? [00:48:34] Speaker D: Mad Dog. [00:48:34] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:48:35] Speaker D: Can you get that from the. From the convenience? [00:48:38] Speaker C: Okay, y' all about to say not from the liquor store. It is green. See, now they about to argue in the comments because she's saying she got. She. She can show you proof that she had a green bottle. PJ ain't never seen. [00:48:51] Speaker B: She probably colorblind them thick ass glasses, the magnifying sheets. Mm. [00:48:59] Speaker C: Mm. [00:49:00] Speaker B: Oh, boy. [00:49:01] Speaker C: Oh, the corner Store. Okay, I'm intrigued. I kinda wanna, like, see what it looks like. I ain't gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy it. [00:49:08] Speaker B: You is gonna buy that shit. [00:49:10] Speaker C: I ain't even went through the whole four Loco phase. It is Mad Dog. Cause I remember y' all Mad Dog. I ain't went to. [00:49:16] Speaker B: So you ain't used to drink 4 loco? [00:49:18] Speaker C: Hell no. All them stories people used to be talking about, they used to be blacking out all that shit. I don't wan. That. I don't want to never be that drunk. Where? You know, I don't remember. Like, I'm good. [00:49:27] Speaker B: I love that kind of drunk. [00:49:29] Speaker C: Hell, no. A little tipsy, cool. You know, I want to feel sexy. [00:49:34] Speaker B: And I don't love that kind of talking about some. [00:49:36] Speaker D: That's some Harville. [00:49:37] Speaker B: That's some Harville, bro. [00:49:39] Speaker C: For sure. [00:49:41] Speaker B: Talking about they have something at the store nearby. You be getting that secure, maybe tapping that m. [00:49:49] Speaker C: In an ice house. That's what it is. Ice house. [00:49:51] Speaker B: Oh, my God. And you got on goggles on stage. Lanisha, ain't nobody glass as thick as yours. Now, girl, shut the up. I ain't gotta explain shit to you. You can see the game from the parking lot. You probably can't even stand in the sun with them too long. What she say? [00:50:10] Speaker C: Shout me for your drinks. [00:50:11] Speaker B: Hey, man, make sure you shout with karma for the joints, though. For sure. [00:50:13] Speaker D: Yeah, make sure. [00:50:14] Speaker B: We might have to have Carmen at the. At the. At the live pod. [00:50:17] Speaker C: No, for real. [00:50:18] Speaker B: With the pictures, man. You know what I'm saying, Mike? [00:50:20] Speaker C: Hard lemonade good, too. With a couple crushed ice. [00:50:23] Speaker B: I mean, I'd rather you say that than Mad Dog 2020. [00:50:26] Speaker C: Lanisha, the drinks that you. [00:50:27] Speaker B: But did I not get the liquor right? I told you, she drank gin. [00:50:30] Speaker C: The drinks, you name it. What, baby, what. What's going on? [00:50:34] Speaker D: She done had a hard knock life, that's what I. [00:50:37] Speaker B: She already told me what was going on with her when she cheated. Now he had that baby. I already knew the type of person you was. That ain't nothing but a mad dog. Goddamn. You know what I'm saying? [00:50:51] Speaker C: Oh, no, I'm good. [00:50:54] Speaker B: Hey, Bo, I tell you what. [00:50:58] Speaker C: That drink good as. [00:51:00] Speaker B: I'm taking this one home. [00:51:03] Speaker C: That food is good as fuck. You had that food with that drink? [00:51:07] Speaker D: Food was good. [00:51:08] Speaker C: Oh, you already ate your food? [00:51:09] Speaker D: I ate some. My son came in hungry. He ate the rest. [00:51:12] Speaker C: Them lamb chops was good, ain't it? [00:51:14] Speaker D: I know, man. How was the lamb chops? [00:51:18] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:51:18] Speaker C: You know you know, kids ain't gonna lie. [00:51:22] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie. I'm a bottle of deli will. Have you been to the Imagine? No, no, no, no, no. That Julio motherfuckers be acting like they need this pill or this honey. [00:51:36] Speaker C: Y' all do be needing them pills, though. [00:51:38] Speaker B: Give me some, Julio. [00:51:39] Speaker A: Who be needing? [00:51:39] Speaker C: I ain't gonna say y'. All. I feel like the who'll be needing the honey packs and all that. Don't be the who be on them perks and them yerks and hey, don't get. You know, they don't get right free game. If I see a pull out a honey pack and you. You need a honey pack. [00:51:52] Speaker B: If your ass 35. If your ass 30 plus years old. You know, it's some vitamins that you could take. You know what I'm saying? It got sexual health included in it. I suggest you go take those. You can get them from GNC. It's called the 30 Plus Pack. You know what I'm saying? Like, she got all your daily vitamins that you need, though. They got a 30 plus pack. No, the 50 plus pack. You need that. Or go get you some beat. Some fermented beets and maca. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can get it off. Matter of fact, my dog Justin sell them on Tick Tock Shot. You need that. You want to stay strong in that coochie. [00:52:29] Speaker C: Or you can stop taking all those perks and yerks and all that stuff, and then you could get yourself together. [00:52:35] Speaker B: Why y' all niggas still be taking perks in 20, 25? [00:52:38] Speaker C: Man, they wanna be high. They wanna be them niggas faking them perks. [00:52:42] Speaker B: Y' all niggas is heroin addicts. Them shits don't even be real perks all the time. You think it's just that many Percocets floating around that bitch for it to be a business? Cause that shit is a prescribed drug. [00:52:52] Speaker C: It's not just perks, though. It's perks and zans and. [00:52:56] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, you a drug addict. [00:52:58] Speaker C: Yeah. Like, people like, that's why they don't be working on. [00:53:04] Speaker B: We got to get Lopo up out of here. That right ain't freaking, boy. You got. Who is that? [00:53:11] Speaker C: Oh, my God, is that my deli? [00:53:13] Speaker D: Some baby oil and some shades and. [00:53:15] Speaker B: I. Y' all be with that baby oil. All right, man. Time for Jay to get the up out of here. Y' all like slippery sex and. Hey, man, cue my theme music. You've been tuned to another episode peas in the pod podcast with your boy Jay with inc my lovely co host Yahya and we'll be back next week. Peace. [00:53:52] Speaker A: I thought we said we never give up through all these trials I almost died you gave me something I can live for hey all them times I made you cry wish I could clear them up guess you was trying to break my heart and make me feel safe and you know I'm stuck inside this child like I'm a dear son you know I stand up on my team and I ain't fearing nothing you know I get booed today that you might not be hearing from me you seem to hate me but these other niggas with me want me they hard to they brought to get a minute from it arguments are routine I guess you would rather I get a new dream and a shot at the ring got a new team villager like Katie I run a game how I gonna let you.