Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Supposed to be each other's safety. And lately this shit been getting harder. No, I got your back forever. Like my daughter got you as a tap Forever. Took your father. Never get it covered up, Die with it on me? You know if they try me, I die with it on me? I get high when I'm lonely? Get depressed when life don't go just how I want it? And you know all my sick and I ain't tripping? I know you gonna keep me? They say I'm deep? You know this shit get deep if you reap what you sow. You know I'm dealing with reaping Durant on Devon street inside my region. They gonna drop that bag like they were finished eating. Cause I dropped that bag and I got power with that timing. Like I'm king of eating. And I'll be there for you as long as you need up and like.
[00:00:32] Speaker B: We watched each other grow.
[00:00:33] Speaker A: We went from teenagers to adults together. And you'll never forget that.
[00:00:37] Speaker B: And I think part of the reason.
[00:00:37] Speaker A: Why we hold on to something so.
[00:00:39] Speaker B: Tight is we feel something so great won't happen twice.
[00:00:42] Speaker A: You know I you like no other? You know I know you could do better?
[00:00:45] Speaker B: But can see you with no other?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's happening, man? This your boy J with man. He t episode of Peas in the podcast with my lovely co host.
What's happening, man? How y' all doing on this good old Tuesday?
You know, we got Yusuf in the back. You know what I'm saying? What I'm saying, like, we got to do it like that, man. What's happening, man? I hope. I hope y' all enjoying your week. I hope everybody we've been productive since the last time we we met. You know what I'm saying? Like, new money on. Hope you've been profitable, you know, but, you know, then there's stress.
I hope you can handle that.
Who's the rd?
So that's out then, already. I appreciate y' all for coming in every week.
[00:01:50] Speaker C: I'm here on time today.
[00:01:51] Speaker B: Okay.
I appreciate it, man. Make sure you share, man.
We drinking Pepsi.
I don't know what's up.
My girl Yaya had a little topic. How many views we got? I'm blind as 24. Okay, then 25.
[00:02:13] Speaker C: I just want to know why y' all had got on me so bad when I was talking about Cardi. Y' all feel like I was wrong for saying that? She dumb. Like, I need to know. Like, I feel like money doesn't.
Money's not Gonna just justify the situation if you did something dumb, money or not, Whether she could get a nanny or she don't have to be with the. After she had a baby or whatever. Whatever.
That's still dumb to me.
[00:02:39] Speaker D: What makes her dumb?
[00:02:40] Speaker C: I just feel like that that wasn't smart. Like, you went out and you had a whole nother baby, and it's just like, you, like, you, like, four or five months. Like, you already big. Like, you, like.
[00:02:47] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:02:48] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? You showing.
[00:02:49] Speaker B: Then she was already he. Offset had already accused her of cheating while she was pregnant with the last baby. Like, she. He said that you fucked Stefan Deez while you was eight months pregnant. Now you go get this nigga a baby.
[00:03:00] Speaker C: A baby.
[00:03:01] Speaker B: It really looked like y' all been fucking already.
[00:03:04] Speaker C: And I just feel like if Offset was to have a baby on the way, like, he would have been getting so much backlash. But I feel like because I'm a woman and I'm saying something about Cardi, and I still like Cardi, you know?
Okay, but that was dumb.
[00:03:17] Speaker B: And one girl tell me, like, when did my kind or my species come into the chat?
[00:03:24] Speaker C: Like, damn, niggas don't have no say with that shit.
[00:03:28] Speaker B: Like, nah, N can't say nothing. Here we go.
[00:03:32] Speaker D: That ain't the case.
[00:03:34] Speaker C: Okay. Girl, she's what? She is dumb. Yeah, go click on that one.
[00:03:42] Speaker B: What wrong with this shit, man? I'm choppy as fuck.
What she say?
[00:03:49] Speaker C: She said, girl, she is dumb. That's my girl, but she blew me.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: Yeah, that's your girl.
[00:03:57] Speaker C: Like, people. It's not people saying that they hate Cardi B. They just saying that was dumb. And then when you listen to that music, you listen to the album, you could tell, like, it don't even sound like she's completely over Offset. It sound like that's my whole. She just angry and she just doing shit out of spite.
[00:04:12] Speaker B: Be making me out of a he man woman hater club. But I was literally saying that from the jump, bro. Like, bro, she not even over that yet. You literally just trying to hurt that for real. Like, you ain't even over, like. And that'd be the cycle, for real. Be jumping from situation to situationship. You damaging the next person because you're not even really, truly done with the last person. You feel what I'm saying? And there ain't no situation where you could just drop them because, like, y' all got kids together. Y' all was married. Really gonna be like, so now and then this n got 3 more babies on the way. So is she winning and ain't he gay?
[00:04:47] Speaker C: It's a gay dude coming out with rookie for him right now.
[00:04:50] Speaker B: For real? No.
[00:04:51] Speaker C: Yeah, like, hey, I understand. She probably was having fun. She was having fun. She probably got pregnant at that castle.
[00:04:56] Speaker B: But like, girl at the castle, for sure.
[00:04:59] Speaker C: Definitely at that castle. For sure.
[00:05:00] Speaker B: Passing the castle, dude.
[00:05:01] Speaker C: Yeah. Cause what, I would have been having fun at the castle, too.
[00:05:05] Speaker B: A nigga let you know you ain't getting no money, though.
[00:05:09] Speaker C: You were not a castle.
Okay, Stefan.
That's why he got all them damn kids on the way. That's why he just fruitful.
[00:05:16] Speaker B: That had that. I ain't. I ain't. Salt don't kill players now. But the definitely got it going. The had one Valentine's Day. Had like three different bitches in the same hotel. He just was bouncing. Oh, damn. You doing it like that movie.
Movie. That why I was telling her she might as well just stick with us at. If this what you about to go to. You might as well just stick with all said, bro.
[00:05:37] Speaker C: I'm telling you.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: At least all said to start crying and blaming on his granny, okay?
Say he missed his grandma. You know what I'm saying?
[00:05:44] Speaker C: Like, no, for real.
[00:05:46] Speaker B: Come on, man. Yeah, yeah. And she probably was reading the comments, listening to y'.
[00:05:50] Speaker C: All.
Listening to. Listening to the people.
[00:05:53] Speaker B: Cause y'. All.
Y' all look up to her. Cause she stood up to her baby daddy and y' all won't stand up to y'. All. That'd be a lot of that, though.
Okay, what's that?
[00:06:04] Speaker C: That last one. But let women tell it.
[00:06:06] Speaker D: But let women tell it.
We too broke or we sassy for talking about Cardi.
[00:06:11] Speaker C: Damn. Now I'm broke because I'm speaking on Cardi. I mean, yeah, I'm not rich. I ain't got money like Cardi. I ain't gonna sit here and act.
[00:06:15] Speaker B: Like I gotta was a broke motherfucker.
[00:06:17] Speaker C: So what does that have to do with, you know, anything?
Where's the correlation? That doesn't even make sense.
Like, and y' all was trying to eat me up in them comments. But I had time. I was arguing with a couple of y'. All. Cause y' all tried to play with me. But I had time to argue with y' all hoes because now I'm broke and I'm weird and I'm lame because I said that. She's dumb. God damn motherfuckers.
[00:06:41] Speaker B: We ain't get a job cause they. They scared.
[00:06:43] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? Like Damn.
[00:06:45] Speaker B: They scared they rent gonna go up, okay? Because they calling people broke.
[00:06:52] Speaker C: I'm telling you, rent fucking $8. And you only get 20. 20 hours a week because you can't go over 20 hours at your job. What are you talking about? I ain't coming to work today.
I gotta call out.
[00:07:04] Speaker B: I don't be paying people no attention, bro. Cause, like, people are not like you. For real, bro. Just, like, over your opinion. Like, bro, I'm not the Pope, right? I don't make the rules.
Like, the nigga that. Do y' all not see what y' all did to the United States of America? I think y' all need to stop choosing who make the rules.
You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, could we fuck?
[00:07:26] Speaker C: Definitely.
[00:07:26] Speaker B: We as fuck. Finger fucked.
Like.
Like. Like, bro, like, you know, like, motherfuckers really be on my ass, bro. Like, they motherfuckers don't like me. I really don't be giving.
[00:07:40] Speaker C: And then motherfuckers the same thing with me, too. And then it always be bitches who be like, joining the bandwagon with another bitch that don't like me. You don't even know me. You ain't never even had a conversation with me. And a bitch could be like, oh, I don't like her. I don't like her.
What?
But you wouldn't say it in my face. You wouldn't say it in my presence. That's some you say with your friend. That's why I'd be like, y' all be weird and y' all be fans. Because any that ever told me before. Oh, you so pretty. Oh, I. You know what I'm saying? I'm not taking you serious. You wanted to eat my at one time. I'm not even about to.
[00:08:07] Speaker B: Whoa.
[00:08:08] Speaker C: I'm not even about to argue with a. Who wanted to take me out on the date. And I. And I curved you, so it's like, what are we talking about?
[00:08:13] Speaker B: Oh, that's why they mad.
[00:08:15] Speaker C: That's why bitches be mad.
[00:08:18] Speaker B: Be trying to take you out to eat.
[00:08:19] Speaker C: Yeah, they be trying to take me out. Then they. They be trying to eat me, too. And it's like, no, I'm good.
[00:08:23] Speaker B: I'm not.
[00:08:24] Speaker C: No, bitches be weird.
I don't know what bitches be on. Bitches be weird.
[00:08:28] Speaker B: Well, y' all freaky and bull around.
[00:08:30] Speaker C: And bitches be aggressive as fuck.
Them bitches in my inbox, they be very aggressive. Like, just. I thought niggas was bad.
The females, they. Yeah, they be too.
[00:08:41] Speaker B: You know, you like that shit.
Yeah, in the yaya. Goddamn.
Oh, boy. Man. But yeah, man. Like, it just like it. Like, I only control what I can control, bro. Right?
[00:09:00] Speaker D: That's all you can do, though.
[00:09:02] Speaker C: That's all you can do.
[00:09:03] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? And I feel like Shota could have controlled her situation a lot better. Like, you're married, so you went from wife to baby mama, but she just.
[00:09:12] Speaker C: Keeps yelling, I'm separated. I'm legally separated. Okay, okay. What do that mean? I just feel like if Offset would have went and had that baby, had or had multiple babies on the way, y' all would have been chewing his ass up every day.
Every day.
[00:09:27] Speaker B: Talk to me. Talk to me. Give me some money.
Telling you, hey, well, I don't know. I'm superstitious.
Kiss the fuck out. Put it in your pocket, nigga.
Put it in your pocket, I tell you. But, yeah, I don't know, bro. Like, on some shit like that, like, in a lot of.
[00:09:47] Speaker C: Oh, I'm sorry, Auntie. She talking about Lord, my niece auntie. I'm just saying that's how it be, for real.
[00:09:53] Speaker B: Hey, auntie, how you doing? My name with ink, you know what I'm saying? Welcome to Peas in the Pod, Auntie. You know what I'm saying?
Real talk, though.
[00:10:05] Speaker C: My Cardi, a hood rat with money.
[00:10:07] Speaker B: Cardia is a hood rat.
[00:10:09] Speaker C: We shouldn't be surprised. That's true, though. And she. I mean, she let me know, like, she. You know what I'm saying?
She's very ghetto. I love that, though. I'm not even. Like, she's. That's her. That's her. That's what she does. That's what she do. She's on my. Hey, nephew.
[00:10:28] Speaker B: Yeah, man, but I mean, bro, a lot of times, bro, then how y' all be getting motivated by these type of people? Like, it takes for, like, a celebrity to say something for shit to, like, Eureka.
[00:10:41] Speaker C: Really clicking y' all head.
[00:10:42] Speaker B: Ooh, Eureka.
I'm sorry.
[00:10:45] Speaker C: What the fuck, man?
[00:10:48] Speaker B: Now the light go off. Cause fucking.
[00:10:53] Speaker C: Cause Cardi said it.
We just gonna use her for an example. Cause Cardi said it ain't.
[00:10:59] Speaker B: Oh, JT said that bitch got a guitar body.
[00:11:04] Speaker C: He talking about ph balance can fry a fish. Do y' all believe her? Do y' all believe JT when she say that? I don't know if jt. Yeah, you believe her.
[00:11:12] Speaker B: Where we know Cardi from? First, because I remember Cardi loving hip hop. I remember Cardi. She was scripping with the nasty teeth.
[00:11:17] Speaker C: Yeah, nobody I Don't think a lot of people remember her from that.
[00:11:20] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:11:20] Speaker C: Yeah, for real.
[00:11:21] Speaker B: Okay. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, but can't erase that pass. You can't erase that ass. A lot of y'. All.
[00:11:29] Speaker C: You know that one girl said before, your wholeness can be deleted. That's not true.
[00:11:34] Speaker B: Hell, no. I want Hofax.
[00:11:37] Speaker C: How you gonna get the whole facts?
[00:11:38] Speaker B: I got some cousins, boy, I'm gonna.
[00:11:40] Speaker C: Say, how do y' all even get.
[00:11:41] Speaker B: That I got cousins?
[00:11:42] Speaker C: I be wondering, like, how do y' all find out if a girl is a hoe, like your friends tell y'? All? Or like. I mean, like, how do. How do the information get to y'?
[00:11:49] Speaker B: All? I got cousins.
[00:11:51] Speaker C: Cousins gonna let you know. Hey, not that one.
Mm.
[00:11:55] Speaker B: Mm.
[00:11:56] Speaker C: Don't fuck with her.
[00:11:58] Speaker B: I remember. I swear to God. Like, I ain't even gonna let y' all if you. I don't think you can put it together, though. But one of my cousins had, like, a little trip, and all this went up, and I was like, damn, cuz, who there? So she text me, who there? And, you know, like, one of them had, like, the red X emoji by her name. So I was like, damn, why you red X her name?
She said.
I think she got that. She. Okay. That's all I need to hear.
[00:12:28] Speaker C: That's all I need to hear.
[00:12:28] Speaker B: Well, cuz ain't playing. Cuz is not playing. If she catch me with something, either one of them. I got a couple of them. If they catch me with something, I ain't got no business. They got something to say now. Good.
[00:12:38] Speaker C: That's good. You got family like that?
[00:12:39] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure.
I love it. I love it.
I trust everything they say. What did they say?
[00:12:48] Speaker D: When a female.
[00:12:48] Speaker C: A hoe, how can you tell? What's the telltale signs that you could tell a female is a hoe? Other, I mean, of course, some bitches, you could just tell, like, all right, you outside, you ain't got nothing on. You know what I'm saying?
[00:12:58] Speaker D: You walk around, does that mean she's a hoe?
[00:13:00] Speaker B: If she outside, you know, it's a hoe, though.
See, women don't really.
A lot of women don't really, like, take it to perspective, especially, like, when you pretty, you be a first pretty.
[00:13:11] Speaker C: Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:13:12] Speaker B: I'm not. Not bitch, but you be a first pretty woman. You know what I'm saying? So, bro, them niggas getting the bragging, I ain't thought I could pull you. So it's like, now they gotta tell everybody.
[00:13:24] Speaker C: So that's what it is.
[00:13:25] Speaker B: No, that really be what it be. So, like, y' all don't be knowing that, though. You what I'm saying? You just.
But that's how that begin, bro. I remember one. I remember one girl, bro.
One. I. I got a cousin younger than me, bro, shouted around.
Shouted around one. One of my cousin homeboys walk up on me like, damn, bro, be seeing a little shot of comment on your. You. You be with. I'm like, hell, no. But I. I kind of was, but I didn't, though. You know what I'm saying? Hell, no. You know what I'm saying, Oprah, I be hitting that thing, bro. You know what I'm saying? He get to showing me pictures, I'm.
[00:13:58] Speaker C: Like, damn, this bitch sent me the same picture. Damn.
[00:14:03] Speaker B: I ain't. I just talk it up to the game, like.
[00:14:05] Speaker C: So you just stopped talking to her after that?
[00:14:07] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a duh.
You let this nigga hit.
[00:14:14] Speaker C: Yeah, you gotta look at it like that.
[00:14:15] Speaker D: You do gotta look at it like that.
[00:14:17] Speaker B: I'm telling you. Like. I'm not saying, bro, a bad person at all.
[00:14:20] Speaker C: Cause he. Nah, but if you know what your friend be doing and shit. Yeah, if I know my friend be into some. You know what I'm saying? And you fucking with him. Oh, bitch, I know you definitely into it, too.
[00:14:31] Speaker D: What you think about Carmen's statement? She said she was a stripper. That's how you know she. That's how you can tell.
[00:14:37] Speaker C: I. I can't even say that because a lot of people who do dance, they're using it as, like, a stepping stone to get to something better, so.
[00:14:43] Speaker B: Could you date a dancer, though? As a. As a. As a man. Could you. Could you date a dancer?
[00:14:48] Speaker D: I have.
[00:14:49] Speaker B: Cause. Cause me, personally.
Unless she walking in that bitch.
Unless she walking in that bitch with 5,500 a night, she need to get.
[00:15:03] Speaker C: Up out of there.
I'm just. I mean, a lot of bitches ain't making no. A lot of bitches ain't making a band.
[00:15:10] Speaker B: You can't. I ain't.
[00:15:12] Speaker C: They be pretty as fuck, and they don't be making nothing.
[00:15:14] Speaker B: You ain't gonna be shaking your ass for less than $1,000.
[00:15:17] Speaker C: You just said 5,500. A thousand. That's a little low for you.
[00:15:21] Speaker B: A thousand. Real low.
[00:15:22] Speaker C: Real low.
[00:15:24] Speaker B: 2,500. We talking.
Cause what. We gonna split our $1,000.
[00:15:29] Speaker C: Why you gotta split it?
[00:15:30] Speaker B: What the fuck you mean?
[00:15:32] Speaker C: Are you the pimp? Are you the manager? What Are we talking about. Why would she split her earnings?
[00:15:37] Speaker B: See, that's why you can't be my girl being the stripper. Cause I ain't going. You gonna split me something. She gotta be. You ain't gonna be bouncing that ass.
[00:15:43] Speaker C: Wrong in front of everybody.
[00:15:45] Speaker B: Oh, I'm only turning down. So you mean you see niggas. Cause you live with me. You my girl. You be with me. So you mean to tell me, you know, you come around n who coming in. That bitch throwing $5,000 a night. Them niggas that been in there three times this week throwing the same 5,000. You counting. And you turning down him for me?
Cause you love me so much, you don't believe that.
[00:16:07] Speaker C: You don't think you can do that.
[00:16:08] Speaker B: No, you already in there shaking ass for money.
I'm your nasty dancer.
[00:16:16] Speaker C: Okay, but would you. But would you mess with a dancer?
Like, you will fuck a dancer. That's different.
Yeah.
[00:16:22] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:16:23] Speaker C: Okay.
I mean, but how could. Okay, so it don't never cross your mind, like, damn, she probably done fucked a lot of people this week. Like that don't. That don't never cross your mind.
[00:16:33] Speaker D: But you just said that some of them like that. They don't.
[00:16:35] Speaker C: I mean, I'm just saying because from a man's perspective, because a lot of niggas, they think women go in there and they just be fucking and shaking ass and fucking, and so they fucking, but they really don't be doing.
[00:16:45] Speaker B: I know the strippers, bro.
I remember my first time in the strip club.
Hey, take me to the back. I was 18 too, boy. Take me to the back. Shouting, put that thing on me like that.
So you mean to tell me.
[00:17:02] Speaker C: You.
[00:17:02] Speaker B: Done did five private dances getting filled? No, I can't. I'm gonna throw up.
[00:17:07] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, I'm gonna throw up. Oh, God.
Yeah. Just think about it. Like.
[00:17:12] Speaker B: But, like, I mean, I can't blame.
[00:17:14] Speaker C: Like, if I don't knock the hustle, though.
[00:17:15] Speaker B: If you getting money, I can look past it. That's why I say you got to split something with me.
Need a allowance.
You already getting money. I ain't want no broke stripper. I ain't want the broken. I don't want the broke kind.
[00:17:29] Speaker C: Want the one who really in there getting the bag.
[00:17:30] Speaker B: I want the one who in there. She was already getting the bag before I came in here.
[00:17:33] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:17:34] Speaker B: So now you in love. You just dumping it off on me, huh, daddy?
I had a good night tonight, huh, daddy?
Oh, now we. Now we.
[00:17:45] Speaker C: Now we talking about.
[00:17:47] Speaker B: Now you talking my Language.
Now you're talking my language. You understand me, bro? Like, all right, now we.
[00:17:54] Speaker C: Now you'll be surprised what that money make them hoes do me.
[00:18:01] Speaker B: I ain't scared to let you know it.
I want, I want. I want the women's with the monies.
What's happening?
[00:18:10] Speaker D: Hey, Lanisha's back.
[00:18:11] Speaker B: Yeah, Yeah. I need my cake for my birthday. But it's December. Do you burn cakes, girl? What?
[00:18:17] Speaker C: Yes, I do burn cakes. Just inbox me.
[00:18:19] Speaker D: What's a burn cake?
[00:18:20] Speaker C: You know, like the little.
[00:18:22] Speaker D: Or is it a bunt cake?
[00:18:23] Speaker C: No, it's a burn cake. It's like, you light it and it. It'll burn, and then it'll be like a little message underneath it.
[00:18:29] Speaker B: Somebody. They definitely send the same attachments. Oh, God. I'm talking about recycled.
Recycle the.
[00:18:35] Speaker C: Why are you sending all of the.
[00:18:36] Speaker B: The same when I asked you for some attachments? Why you sent them to me so fast?
[00:18:40] Speaker C: Why you ain't just going to. Oh, yeah. That's how you know them just been sitting there. Why you ain't took nothing real quick?
[00:18:45] Speaker B: You ain't want to drop. You know what I'm saying? Like, you could have had your. Your pants around your ankle for me and. And T shirt up the hill.
[00:18:52] Speaker C: Just show them titties.
[00:18:54] Speaker B: But you gonna send me these quick ass. Where you done got down. Been visualizing this nigga bitch you got.
[00:19:00] Speaker C: That's some she done took a week ago. A week would be like if you've been in there about a week.
[00:19:04] Speaker B: That been 10 ago. 10. Got that picture, man.
[00:19:08] Speaker C: Everybody got a favorite picture.
[00:19:09] Speaker B: I don't know why then I know I'm talking be talking about. You don't know a hoe. Them who be on that.
And they bouncing that ass every night.
You ain't gonna tell me you just like to dance. Cause you don't like the Harlem shake or nothing. This all you know how to do, you know what I'm saying? Like, you ain't posting no tick tock, D.
You ain't post no camel toe, heel toe. Goddamn.
You understand what I'm saying? Like, you ain't. Do you just twerking? That's your only form of dancing?
You ain't moonwalk cross this motherfucker.
There's boots on the ground. Shit. You ain't doing that.
[00:19:49] Speaker C: Please don't do that. Not in stripper hills. We don't wanna see that, okay?
[00:19:55] Speaker B: And them boot people about to get on my nerve, too.
[00:19:57] Speaker C: Oh, my.
[00:19:57] Speaker B: Cause y' all dance to anything now. I can't unsee y' all sometimes.
[00:20:02] Speaker C: Cause, like, certain songs come on, I automatically look around.
[00:20:05] Speaker D: Like you said, the hoop. Which people?
[00:20:06] Speaker B: The boots.
[00:20:06] Speaker C: The boots on the ground, people.
[00:20:07] Speaker B: Oh.
[00:20:08] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a line dance coming to every song.
[00:20:11] Speaker B: Yeah, every song.
[00:20:13] Speaker C: I seen a girl was trying to do something to the beat.
[00:20:15] Speaker B: I don't care.
[00:20:15] Speaker C: I'm like, no, you need to be shaking ass to that song.
[00:20:17] Speaker B: I don't care where you go.
You're gonna see this shit.
[00:20:21] Speaker C: Yeah, you gonna run into a group of them.
[00:20:23] Speaker B: I was at the Atlanta game.
Ms. Shirley pop up out that.
[00:20:28] Speaker C: Oh, she's so cute.
She's so cute.
[00:20:31] Speaker B: I was like, this the only one I could watch right here.
[00:20:33] Speaker C: Yeah. And she be really doing that shit. Like, she be.
[00:20:37] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I can't hate on her. But the rest of y', all, that's all me.
Y', all, I want to see if I can get Janelle on here. Cause I want her to. Goddamn. I want y' all to tell me why y' all hate her so much. I know, but y' all don't hate boot dancing, though.
You just hate her.
[00:20:53] Speaker C: It's just her. It's just her, boy.
[00:20:55] Speaker B: She came out with that rap video. Boy, I seen y' all hating.
[00:21:00] Speaker D: Send up.
[00:21:02] Speaker C: Yeah, her.
And I seen the last video she posted. She had looked good. She had look good.
[00:21:07] Speaker B: Strip at Red Circle of Cheetahs. You know she.
[00:21:10] Speaker C: No, don't say that.
Don't say that. I know a couple people that dance it.
[00:21:15] Speaker B: Okay.
[00:21:15] Speaker C: Cheetahs, cheaters.
[00:21:18] Speaker B: All I'm gonna say is I have no problem with, like, get your money by any means necessary, bro. Cause these motherfuckers out this bitch who, like, just wasting time. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, seriously, Niggas is trapped. Niggas is not trappers.
The streets is dead. Y' all done fuck the streets up. Like, I really don't know. It ain't nothing else for niggas. You better go get a trade. You better go become a welder. H VAC Plumbing. You gonna get more money than being in the streets.
Yeah, I know niggas. I know niggas sell drugs when homeless.
Damn, this shit fuck up out there, bitch. Well, the economy up. I'm starting to think they don't even smoke crack no more.
[00:22:04] Speaker C: For real.
They definitely smoke crack. I don't know they smoking crack for sure.
For sure.
[00:22:12] Speaker B: That's. That's a hard one.
[00:22:14] Speaker C: Oh, why was y' all trying to eat me up in them comments when I had posted that video? About dapping up fine at that tailgate, y'.
[00:22:19] Speaker B: All.
[00:22:19] Speaker C: I was up.
[00:22:21] Speaker B: Girl, you edited that video unfold.
[00:22:23] Speaker C: I know, but I thought. I thought I did good.
I thought I did good, y'. All. Especially the opening, and I ended it. Well, hey, that's all I' ma say.
[00:22:35] Speaker D: You did your thing.
[00:22:36] Speaker C: Yeah, I think I did good for my first video. And I was scared. I was scared to walk up to people. I just walked up to people I knew.
[00:22:41] Speaker B: I was like, listen, be ready to do something. Be ready to do some content with me. And no, I don't want you. I just. We just going. You know, what's homecoming?
[00:22:49] Speaker C: We have to even say that. You have to, boy.
[00:22:51] Speaker B: Cuz, listen, boy. Motherfucker. You can't even speak.
[00:22:53] Speaker C: You know, motherfuckers be already be thinking.
[00:22:54] Speaker B: You can't even speak to a motherfucker without.
[00:22:59] Speaker C: So if I walk up to you during what's the homecoming? Please don't act funny, y'. All. That's my birthday week, and I'm walking up to everybody. I don't care who you is. If you got a girlfriend, please tell her, I do not want you. I just. I just want. I just want the content.
[00:23:10] Speaker B: Motherfuckers will be hitting you with that shit. Ain't you got a girlfriend?
[00:23:14] Speaker C: Even if. What the fuck does that have to do with getting content?
[00:23:16] Speaker B: Even if the fuck I did. And what you think we was about to do, right?
[00:23:20] Speaker C: We getting con. That's it.
[00:23:22] Speaker B: What you think? Now you about to automatically be a contender for being my girlfriend, right? Cause then y' all be asking shit like that and don't want to be nobody girlfriend or don't want to be nobody boyfriend. Like, now we just. Now we just single or. As long as we ain't committing nobody, we can fuck who we wanted. That is stupid as.
[00:23:41] Speaker C: Click on. Click on hers right there.
[00:23:42] Speaker B: What she say?
[00:23:43] Speaker C: The ones. The one that say y black right there. Yeah, go ahead. Read it out loud for me, please.
[00:23:51] Speaker B: Stack like a lunchable.
[00:23:52] Speaker D: Hey, booky. Stack like a lunchable. Ooh, she's a vibe for sure.
[00:23:57] Speaker B: Go ahead and stand up for them people, Twin.
[00:23:59] Speaker D: It's about that time.
[00:24:00] Speaker B: She ain't stand up today.
Hey, you can't say what the ink don't. I don't do something for you One day I'm gonna make her jump.
[00:24:12] Speaker C: No, he.
No, he's.
[00:24:15] Speaker D: Carol said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved it. I told you. I love that video you created, right? And I fight about you and will still go to my church service.
She said she's still gonna go to her. Her church service.
[00:24:28] Speaker B: Church service? You talking about church? You in the wrong podcast.
[00:24:31] Speaker C: She said she watched watches us with caution. She done put that in the comments.
Don't. Not too much on my.
[00:24:39] Speaker B: She. I think she used to work with my mama. She know my mama, though, girl.
She know my mama.
Everybody know Kim.
[00:24:49] Speaker C: Everybody know Kim. I like him.
[00:24:50] Speaker B: Mama know Kim.
[00:24:51] Speaker C: He's so sweet.
[00:24:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Y. I seen you in the blue shirts at homecoming. I said, damn, who is that?
[00:24:59] Speaker D: Please make it jump like a 64.
[00:25:01] Speaker B: Hold on, hold on. Who said that? Please make it jump like a 64. Cash out. Cash out. $50.
[00:25:06] Speaker D: Let's put the band on.
[00:25:07] Speaker B: Make a jump.
[00:25:08] Speaker C: I have to.
I have to send.
[00:25:10] Speaker B: Yeah, y' all probably got down talk myself.
[00:25:12] Speaker D: I gotta send it.
[00:25:14] Speaker C: Y. What? Y. What?
[00:25:16] Speaker B: I don't think we got enough goddamn soundproof in here.
[00:25:20] Speaker C: You ain't got enough camera? Got lot.
[00:25:23] Speaker D: They gonna have to reset or there's always enough cameras.
[00:25:26] Speaker C: Okay. She said not too much on me, nephew. Thank you.
[00:25:29] Speaker B: Hey, man, I. You know, it is what it is, twin. You know what I'm saying? But anyways, hands up.
[00:25:34] Speaker C: Don't shoot, please.
[00:25:36] Speaker B: Hey, but y' all know October 16th, my birthday.
We live at Vibes, man. Eight, four, three.
So come sit down, come party. Come drink with us. After party for YAYA birthday. You know what I'm saying? Right there.
[00:25:50] Speaker D: Vibes tickets are live right now ON tick on eventbrite.com.
[00:25:55] Speaker B: Oh, event. Eventbrite. I said ticket, mouth.
[00:25:57] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Eventbrite.
[00:25:58] Speaker B: Eventbrite. You know what I'm saying? So, hey, man, you know what I'm saying? Pop out. Let's have a good time. Leave the drama to your mama at home. Cause I promise you, them people is gonna lock your ass up. Okay.
[00:26:11] Speaker C: I'm about to say you definitely gonna go to jail.
[00:26:13] Speaker B: I ain't. I ain't. No. I'm with Jay. I know Jay.
[00:26:17] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:26:17] Speaker B: Your ass going to jail, twin.
That's it, Bro, I ain't got nothing for you.
[00:26:24] Speaker C: Come and have fun.
[00:26:25] Speaker B: Come on, bro. We too grown to be out here acting ignorant anyway. For real.
[00:26:31] Speaker C: Piss me off on my.
[00:26:32] Speaker D: Hey, and make sure you catch the tickets for the Low. Cause you ain't gonna wanna pay that price at the dump.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: That boy say, you know that homegrown Put them BBL hoes to shame. Lord have mercy.
Don't get on the bbls, bro.
[00:26:43] Speaker C: Oh, them. Them the ones that be mad at me, too.
Them be the same ones that be mad at me for showing off my ass. But you went and bought one. So what do that mean?
And I'm not mad at you for going to buy one. Cause if I ain't had no ass, I would have bought one too. No shade.
[00:26:57] Speaker B: Women be cheating.
[00:26:58] Speaker C: I don't understand it though. How me for showing off my body that I literally just, you know, it came. It came with me. I. I didn't.
[00:27:06] Speaker D: Where did the New York.
[00:27:08] Speaker C: I didn't have to build it or nothing. Too crazy.
[00:27:11] Speaker B: But like, I don't understand because we envious, man.
I know. Get that BBL and forget. You got to eat right.
Be even out.
Ain't the BBL no more.
[00:27:28] Speaker D: Done wasted that money.
[00:27:29] Speaker C: Don't wasted that money. Now you got that fat ass. And then now you just. You just look uncomfortable. Some people just look uncomfortable.
[00:27:35] Speaker B: Get the wobbling around that bit like so. Hey, listen, bro. Some of them. Some of them. Some of them boonkies be a little too big, bro.
[00:27:45] Speaker C: But are they soft, though? I ain't never felt the.
[00:27:48] Speaker B: You ever seen.
[00:27:48] Speaker C: They look good, though.
[00:27:49] Speaker B: But listen, you know what? I know some natural big hard butts.
[00:27:53] Speaker C: Too damn hard.
[00:27:56] Speaker B: That don't even count. You. You worse than goddamn BBL community.
[00:28:01] Speaker C: Why your butt hard?
[00:28:01] Speaker B: Why your butt hard?
[00:28:05] Speaker C: I would be so mad if mine was all right.
[00:28:06] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Oh. Still, like, why you got a hard butt, Lanisha?
[00:28:12] Speaker D: Talking about, I ain't mad because God knew not to give me nothing but a handful, but I'm definitely. Look at yours, I guess. She got a handful of ass, girl.
[00:28:22] Speaker C: And I'm. I really don't have nothing against the girls that get them because some of them look mad good. Like, they look so good. But the bitches who be mad at me and be talking shit about me and you went and bought that shit. I don't even want to hear it. I don't want to hear nothing you gotta say. Bitch, you had to buy that shit. I ain't have to buy my shit. Yeah, I don't know what else to like.
I don't know.
[00:28:42] Speaker D: You ever seen somebody get one and they told you they got one and you'd be like, for real?
[00:28:47] Speaker C: No, I haven't written today.
[00:28:49] Speaker B: For real or a bad?
[00:28:50] Speaker C: Like a good for real or bad?
[00:28:52] Speaker D: Like you can't tell. Like, it's like, oh, no, that's good.
[00:28:54] Speaker B: Then that means that some that get the.
[00:28:58] Speaker D: No, like, I'm talking about, like, you like it looks bad. So you're like, it looks bad. Yeah, so you got that. So why did you do that?
[00:29:05] Speaker C: Oh, I didn't. I haven't seen that yet?
[00:29:07] Speaker D: Yeah.
[00:29:07] Speaker B: Why did you do that? Damn, that's real. All these ugly.
[00:29:12] Speaker C: Now, what was that to say, I got a girlfriend? All of them ain't ugly.
[00:29:15] Speaker B: I got a girlfriend.
[00:29:16] Speaker C: Oh, right.
[00:29:17] Speaker B: They all ugly. Everybody and ugly.
[00:29:19] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:29:21] Speaker B: Everybody y' all is not with mine. That's it. We do. You know what I'm saying?
[00:29:25] Speaker C: Energy.
[00:29:30] Speaker B: He ain't going to lock me in. He looking like nothing.
[00:29:37] Speaker C: Got.
[00:29:38] Speaker B: Huh?
[00:29:39] Speaker C: I said you definitely got fine shit, man.
[00:29:40] Speaker B: Come on. You understand me? Like, first of all. First of all, you're not gonna see if you gonna.
[00:29:49] Speaker C: If you gonna see me out of public with something.
Come on now. That's how you be saying, come on down. Come on now.
[00:29:56] Speaker B: I'm telling you, talk to me untouched.
[00:29:59] Speaker C: And that's male or female.
[00:30:00] Speaker B: I ain't gonna say. But not, you know. Cause a lot of y' all be heavily touched, man.
You know what I'm saying?
[00:30:06] Speaker C: Heavily touched.
[00:30:18] Speaker B: 30, with no kids, good credit job and some money and a car. Brand new car, boy, please. I'm good. I'm chilling. We'll be all right over here. But, you know, it's a lot of.
All you got is a rump boy.
All you gotta give a some elbow. And the nigga supposed to be satisfied with that, man.
[00:30:40] Speaker C: That ain't enough.
[00:30:41] Speaker B: You got to stimulate a man. Let a.
I think sometimes we forget that part in the. You know, when you're trying to. First of all, don't even really be trying to get in no relationships no more. Motherfuckers just be out here, just be.
[00:30:56] Speaker C: That's it.
[00:30:57] Speaker B: Just be for real.
[00:30:58] Speaker C: And really think they be building a bond off of that.
[00:31:00] Speaker B: Then the be like, I know a right now.
Or try to play like. Like, try. Oh, yeah, I ain't get him no pussy.
The who you give some pussies to that be left right hooking your ass like you should, and they're fighting demons.
[00:31:14] Speaker C: And fighting your ass.
[00:31:17] Speaker B: That drive your car and beat your ass.
[00:31:20] Speaker C: Any that hit a female. Like, come on now. You really. You really fighting demons. Like, you really. And you probably been beating as a. Like, since a kid. Like, you probably was your sister stuff.
You was beating they ass.
[00:31:31] Speaker B: You was a different type of nigga. Yeah, I can't. I can't.
[00:31:35] Speaker C: It's like, how do y' all handle that? How do y' all handle a nigga? Like, punch you in your shit? Like, that's how a lot of them bitches be learning how to fight.
[00:31:41] Speaker B: I would hate for one of you niggas to, like, hit my sister.
[00:31:47] Speaker C: I knew you was gonna say that. I was waiting for you to say that.
[00:31:49] Speaker B: Like, oh, my God.
[00:31:50] Speaker C: Okay. Like, that's why y' all got no cousins, no brothers, no nothing.
[00:31:54] Speaker B: But if you think I'm about to come hit you back, oh, no, I'mma hit you, all right.
You gonna lay right here and bleed till the people come pick your ass up.
You got me up. You won't hit nobody up.
I promise. You won't hit nobody up, bro.
[00:32:12] Speaker C: I don't.
[00:32:12] Speaker B: I don't like that, bro. Cause, like, for real, bro, like, bro, you can get to a woman, bro. Like, just like, bro, I'll stop talking to you.
[00:32:21] Speaker C: Like, and that'll really like that.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: That, like, I just walk out while.
[00:32:24] Speaker C: I leave, and then you don't answer that phone. And especially when he blowing.
[00:32:28] Speaker B: Just leave and turn your location off.
Like, she gonna learn her lesson, bro. I promise you. Like, if that girl love you for real now, if you dealing with. For one, bro, you got to with people that love you. For real. Yeah, that would be nigga's problem either trying to beat that girl to make them, like, make her love you, or you just want it for one. Why y' all want your girl to be scared of you?
That's like, what.
[00:32:53] Speaker C: I don't want to talk to nobody. I'm scared of.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: Hey, what you. You.
[00:32:57] Speaker C: I'm scared of my man.
Oh, yikes.
Like, whoa.
[00:33:02] Speaker B: You tripping like a. But, yeah, but I just hate that, though. I'm hit your ass with something so cool.
[00:33:07] Speaker D: Lanisha said. Yeah, who hit females?
[00:33:11] Speaker C: Be odd, be broken, angry. Those be the ones that be hitting the girl.
They be so angry, and they gonna take it out on you. You go, you walk in the house with some food. You forgot to give him some food. Now you mad, and now he about to beat your ass. Cause you ain't brought him back.
[00:33:25] Speaker B: You got to be a different type of female to go back to.
[00:33:28] Speaker C: No, for real.
[00:33:29] Speaker B: You know, that would knock your head loose.
[00:33:31] Speaker C: And he done black your eye or he done this, like, you know, is knocking.
[00:33:35] Speaker B: Like, knocking them. Knocking them, like knocking T5.
[00:33:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Like, black and blacking both eyes. Like, you just walk around looking like a raccoon, and you. And you just. Just still laying up with the after, like, iced on your eye. You went to bed with him, he hugged up with you and all that. You just. You cool with it?
[00:33:53] Speaker B: What?
[00:33:54] Speaker C: I'm icing my eye while you in the bed with me?
[00:33:56] Speaker B: Oh, no, that ain't love, bro. That's not so many. It's so many. Like, more Ways you can find love or like, just like.
[00:34:07] Speaker C: And don't let sex be the only factor. Some people just be letting sex just rule the whole relationship. You think just because then you got some good dick or you with a and she got some good pussy, but she's. Because be hitting too.
[00:34:18] Speaker B: I'll be having.
[00:34:19] Speaker C: Be beating up too.
[00:34:20] Speaker B: I fuck around the toe, girl that like. But the same you gave him. You ain't give me. And I don't feel like acting like that.
[00:34:26] Speaker C: All right?
[00:34:26] Speaker B: So like, can I get that kind right?
[00:34:32] Speaker C: Right?
[00:34:32] Speaker B: What he did to unlock this.
I want to act like him. I want to feel like him.
I wanna. I wanna be ready to hurt a. Not saying I will, but just like.
[00:34:42] Speaker C: I don't wanna be like that.
[00:34:44] Speaker B: You gave him to make him like, want to hurt somebody or erase somebody. Where is it?
[00:34:52] Speaker C: Did you say erase them?
[00:34:54] Speaker B: Where is it?
Cause really be out here like that. Oh, boy, you can't. What?
[00:34:58] Speaker C: Or they just really ain't never had no good. They thought they had good pussy and they finally ran across something that was actually.
[00:35:02] Speaker B: But is really enough?
[00:35:04] Speaker C: Nah, hell no.
[00:35:05] Speaker B: Cause you can give me some great pussy. And as soon as we done, I'm ready if you get the fuck out my house.
Please go and get going. Get. Are you ready for me to go? Yes.
You want me to go home?
[00:35:18] Speaker C: You ready for me to leave? Yes. What are you about to do? Why are you still laying there?
[00:35:22] Speaker B: No, see, you probably could have chilled, but you asked.
[00:35:24] Speaker C: Since you asked, like, yeah, you know what? I am getting a little tired. You know, start yawning and shit.
Let me. Let me lay down.
[00:35:37] Speaker B: Oh, you thought you was about to come over here and me all night, huh?
[00:35:40] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:35:40] Speaker B: No. Yes. I'm good. I'm good. About 2:30, 3 o'. Clock. We all right.
[00:35:45] Speaker C: Don't me all night. Get off of me.
[00:35:50] Speaker B: It depends. No, I beat that first time. That first time in that coochie dog. I'm like getting that thing all night.
I might be excited and want a little bit in the morning. I ain't gonna say all night, but two times.
[00:36:00] Speaker C: That's decent. But all night. You know, some people could all name. Oh, no.
[00:36:05] Speaker B: Get off my teeth a. That took a china man. Boo.
[00:36:08] Speaker C: The fuck is that? It's like a honey pack.
Do people still take them? Do y' all still take honey packs, y'?
[00:36:14] Speaker B: All?
[00:36:15] Speaker D: I never took one of them.
[00:36:16] Speaker C: My bad, my bad. Do men still take honey packs? Y' all still be taking them shits?
Do it really work for y'? All and then do Y' all be hard all night. For real. Like, is just like Viagra.
[00:36:26] Speaker B: That shit gonna hurt, bro.
[00:36:27] Speaker C: It seemed like it would just be pain.
[00:36:28] Speaker B: It don't hurt like that. Shit just like ain't laid down yet. Cause.
[00:36:35] Speaker C: It didn't lay down yet.
[00:36:37] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
Well, I'm be ready for that motherfucker to go to sleep. Boy, you ain't got to stand up in here like this all night, man.
[00:36:44] Speaker C: Go ahead.
[00:36:47] Speaker B: Lay your ass down. But, boy, or I turn your back on that baby. Don't get up on me. I don't know what he got going.
Be like, oh, I see somebody still up. They ain't got nothing.
[00:36:59] Speaker C: I want to be up.
[00:37:00] Speaker B: They ain't got nothing to do with you. I don't know. I don't know what he doing.
You need to go to sleep.
Word.
[00:37:09] Speaker C: Oh, my God.
[00:37:11] Speaker B: All right.
Yeah.
You ain't going to be bouncing on me. I don't play that.
[00:37:15] Speaker D: Lanisha said, that's why I don't like knowing where I stay or dealing with the new.
Because I don't want nobody stalking me.
[00:37:22] Speaker B: Girl, ain't nobody about to stalk your ass. Who want to stalk you?
Lanisha, come on here. I'm about to start calling your bullshit.
You gonna stop commenting bullshit on this show to get us to engage in your bullshit.
[00:37:36] Speaker D: Hey, Lanisha need to buy a ticket. That what she needs.
[00:37:38] Speaker B: Lanisha better buy a ticket.
[00:37:40] Speaker C: Lanisha, you better come out for my birthday.
[00:37:41] Speaker D: You better come out. You gotta buy a ticket.
[00:37:43] Speaker B: So, Lanisha, you say you got that drop, huh?
[00:37:46] Speaker C: Yeah, she probably do.
Is this the same person that had the baby?
[00:37:51] Speaker B: Yes, this is the same person.
[00:37:52] Speaker C: Oh, yes. Yeah, she probably do.
[00:37:54] Speaker B: No, she ain't got that drop.
He ain't bought that back.
[00:38:00] Speaker C: But she got a new one.
[00:38:02] Speaker B: She got a new one?
[00:38:03] Speaker C: Yeah, I think she got a new. Yeah, she got a new one.
[00:38:04] Speaker B: She did have to have a new one in it.
[00:38:05] Speaker C: Yeah, she had to.
[00:38:07] Speaker B: At least you got the recycle thing on, man.
[00:38:10] Speaker C: The what?
[00:38:11] Speaker B: The recycle. You know, with her. Y' all really think, like, I ain't never heard a woman say she ain't got no bad pussy. You think you got some good pussy?
Yeah, you ask any woman.
[00:38:29] Speaker C: All y' all don't have no good pussy.
[00:38:30] Speaker B: Come on, now.
[00:38:31] Speaker C: All y' all don't.
[00:38:32] Speaker B: Any woman in America, especially if she black, do. She got some good pussy. And guess what she gonna say, hell, yeah.
[00:38:40] Speaker C: It gonna be just like that, too.
[00:38:41] Speaker B: That bitch get down on that wood and get the bite in that. Only thing you Feel is teeth.
[00:38:46] Speaker C: What is that? That's. That's mouth.
[00:38:49] Speaker B: Or she gets still, bro, you came. You came for one. She can't ride no wood. So if she can't ride no wood and she gets so stiff the way you. She ain't even bendable. That is not good pussy.
That's not good pussy. A lot of y' all just be pillow princesses with a water park.
We ain't enjoy. We just got that nut up out of there. You know what I'm saying?
[00:39:09] Speaker C: You definitely ate with that. You ate with that Word. Bitches really just be laying there, laying there. That used to be me.
[00:39:16] Speaker B: Hold you.
[00:39:16] Speaker C: They used to be. Because I'm like, oh, I'm pretty. I ain't gotta do nothing, boy. No, I don't do that.
I used to. I don't do that.
[00:39:22] Speaker B: I know a girl say. I know a girl said, when you pretty, you don't got the something.
What?
[00:39:28] Speaker C: That's like a saying. Oh, I'm fine, so I gotta eat no coochie. Who don't.
[00:39:30] Speaker B: Where did that come from? Like, you so fine, you don't got to eat no wood. Where at?
[00:39:37] Speaker C: Where she had must have been with who told her she ain't gotta do nothing.
[00:39:41] Speaker B: That. That gay.
[00:39:44] Speaker C: Or maybe she was, like, bad at it and she just. That's her way of saying.
[00:39:47] Speaker B: Okay, okay. Yeah, that's cool.
[00:39:49] Speaker C: I think that's her way of saying she probably bad at it.
[00:39:50] Speaker B: I can set that.
[00:39:50] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:39:51] Speaker B: Because can't eat that wood.
[00:39:52] Speaker C: No. If you bad at it, baby.
[00:39:54] Speaker B: You can't learn just, like to suck dick. That's how it's supposed to be. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, I say, girls don't be making the feel want it no more.
Or when y' all do it, y' all overdo it.
[00:40:08] Speaker C: How do you overdo that?
[00:40:09] Speaker B: Y' all overdo it sometimes.
[00:40:10] Speaker C: How you overdo wanting somebody who we.
[00:40:13] Speaker B: You just doing it.
[00:40:13] Speaker C: I don't know if I want somebody. I guess I'm. But I'm older, man.
[00:40:17] Speaker B: How many times a night you will.
[00:40:18] Speaker C: Somebody a night in one night?
If I really like you, I need at least a couple. Like, maybe like two.
[00:40:28] Speaker B: Okay. That's reasonable.
[00:40:29] Speaker C: That's reasonable.
Yeah. About two.
Yeah.
[00:40:33] Speaker B: Okay. That's reasonable.
[00:40:36] Speaker C: Especially if it's good. Yeah.
What was you about to say?
[00:40:40] Speaker B: I don't know, bro. If it good. Yeah, twice.
[00:40:43] Speaker C: But any other time and I just feel like I'm older. I ain't with all that.
Like I said, you're not about to be. Get off of me. You're not about to be me.
[00:40:52] Speaker B: No, I got no. I got in a relationship. I ain't gonna lie. Cause I like raw sex.
[00:40:57] Speaker C: And it's like, how many times a week do y' all feel like it's reasonable?
Does he in house? Oh, we in house. That's totally different. In house is in house.
I'm seeing you every day. I don't know.
[00:41:10] Speaker B: I got hit in that thing.
[00:41:11] Speaker C: I might. I might get a little quickie, you know?
[00:41:13] Speaker B: Right, right.
[00:41:14] Speaker C: That's only right, you hear? Right.
[00:41:15] Speaker B: But you can go through spurts, too, though. You know what I'm saying? Like, one ain't getting in. I think you got to know when to, like, getting up out of that.
[00:41:22] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:41:23] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying?
[00:41:25] Speaker C: Some people be just too. Like, they just revolve everything around just like.
[00:41:29] Speaker B: All right, six, you ain't about to be on me like that. I'm cool on that.
[00:41:34] Speaker C: Listen, and that really could be a distraction, too. You're not about to me all the time and had me sleepy and tired. You know, I got stuff to do. Like.
Nah.
[00:41:44] Speaker B: A lot of y' all like that.
[00:41:46] Speaker C: Because that's what a lot of females have to offer. That's all they be having.
[00:41:49] Speaker B: Look at Carmen talking about every day.
[00:41:51] Speaker D: Every day.
[00:41:52] Speaker C: Yeah. In house. Every day. Like, yeah, I'm waking up and then it's like. I don't know. Y' all always wake up hard anyway. It's like, why would I let that go to waste?
[00:41:59] Speaker D: Hey, it's there.
[00:42:00] Speaker B: Yeah, you need a To pop his when he tell his friends about you. That's why them friends be wanting to.
[00:42:06] Speaker C: That's why y'. All. And that's why them be trying to talk to y', all, girl. Because y' all be telling them how good your girlfriend is and. And how y' all be doing all this.
[00:42:13] Speaker D: No, wait.
[00:42:14] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie at this point. Like, all right, bet. Like, when we was. When we was teenagers. I understand. Like. Cause we understood the game. But we grown now, bro.
Y' all still be trying to girlfriends.
[00:42:27] Speaker C: Yes.
[00:42:28] Speaker B: Well, no. Boy, if I know that girl got a. Well, I ain't want nothing to do with that. Well, you don't know what a willing to do about some.
[00:42:35] Speaker C: And really be willing to die about some Gucci.
[00:42:38] Speaker B: Like, I swear to God. Well, I don't give a what that girl tell you. How this ain't doing this. How this ain't doing that, Bro, she gonna get you hurt, and she gonna go lay up with that.
You is tripping. You better.
[00:42:48] Speaker C: Y' all now you in critical condition, and she with the next.
[00:42:52] Speaker B: Oh, both of y' all dumb ass. Cause he in jail, okay?
[00:42:55] Speaker C: And she texting, asking if you all right before the police go get your ass like.
Like, you good.
[00:43:01] Speaker B: Babe, you done shot that. She. She making sure he good.
I should blow your ass, too. Real talk like, boy, you better got down.
Y' all better recognize game boy. Women ain't got them.
Yay. You think yaya. Yaya ain't going. Yaya ain't shit.
[00:43:18] Speaker C: Why would you say that?
[00:43:20] Speaker B: I don't think you for real, like. Like, outside in the relationship. Okay, cool. You probably good.
But if A go to jail, I don't think you're gonna sit for a beer.
Oh, no, see, that's what I'm saying. Y' all be taking penitentiary risk.
[00:43:34] Speaker C: I don't want to have to deal with somebody who's gonna put himself in the.
[00:43:38] Speaker B: Y' all be spinning y'.
[00:43:39] Speaker C: All.
[00:43:39] Speaker B: Y' all be spinning y' all back. That's that. But sometimes that's all the know. And sometimes, a lot of times y' all gonna be trying to help a understand that he bigger than what that. Yeah, a lot of just enjoy the fruits of that label.
[00:43:52] Speaker C: Hell, no. I don't want to talk to nobody who feel like that's the only outlet.
[00:43:55] Speaker B: They have these penitentiary risks for these bad. But these don't give a what.
[00:44:00] Speaker C: Yeah, as soon as you go to jail.
[00:44:01] Speaker B: As soon as you go to jail.
[00:44:03] Speaker C: You could probably be in jail a month.
Do not be caring. A month? A month be too long for some.
[00:44:09] Speaker B: Bro, listen, I swear to God, listen. What? My beard. I only. I only did three years, bro.
45 days, my bitch was gone.
45.
[00:44:19] Speaker C: 45 days.
[00:44:21] Speaker B: 45 days into three years, nigga.
Bitch, I still got 35 months left.
[00:44:29] Speaker C: So that gotta be, like, horrible. You just enter like, damn.
[00:44:32] Speaker B: You see? Well, listen, listen, boy, listen.
[00:44:34] Speaker C: You left me, ho.
[00:44:34] Speaker B: Like a old head had to tell me, boy, you better get to my. Well, listen. What?
You better let that go, or this time gonna do you, nigga. Fucking. The quiet storm used to come on, boy. It rained, and I know my bitch.
[00:44:48] Speaker C: Getting hit, that'd be like the quiet storm.
[00:44:55] Speaker B: Ah, boy, listen, boy, that feeling in your chest, boy, when you know your bitch out there getting fucked and you sitting.
[00:45:00] Speaker C: Oh, my God, that shit hurts so bad.
[00:45:01] Speaker B: You sitting behind that wall, boy.
[00:45:04] Speaker C: I ain't never been in jail with him. That's why I be telling y'. All.
[00:45:06] Speaker B: Y' all need to Be ready to go to jail, boy. You think you mad now? You gonna be real mad.
Cause you behind that door. Ain't no phone behind that door with your ass. Just think, oh, because my homeboy got a phone, I' ma get a phone. Boy, them shits. Well, you know how much an iPhone is in jail? You probably spend $5000 on the iPhone.
Gonna be about 1500 a flip phone. Ass.
[00:45:28] Speaker C: Not just that, but, I mean, let a nigga say something. Let a nigga say something to y' all out the way in jail, too, after that that happened. Oh, y' all about to fight.
[00:45:36] Speaker B: Y' all don't be wanting to knuckle up.
[00:45:37] Speaker C: It's about to be a royal rumble in that bitch.
[00:45:39] Speaker B: Like, then already I lost my.
[00:45:41] Speaker C: And you with me right now.
Oh, I'm about to get on your ass.
[00:45:44] Speaker B: Oh, we.
[00:45:45] Speaker D: Hey, Ruby. Ruby got a question for y'. All. Or Ruby said, is it okay to have a relationship without having sex?
[00:45:51] Speaker C: What the. We ain't in a relationship. What do you.
[00:45:54] Speaker B: What do you mean? Like a.
[00:45:55] Speaker C: So you want to have a friend?
Are you trying to be celibate or something?
[00:46:00] Speaker B: Bestie me personally, I'm not.
[00:46:04] Speaker C: I'm not with nobody that I don't. I don't want to have.
[00:46:06] Speaker B: You know, it's the perks of having a relationship. Relationship. Knowing you one person raw.
You ain't. You know what I'm saying? Doing what you do. Whatever. Whatever.
That's why it's emotional comfort. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's supposed to be some peace behind that. Like. Yeah, I just like being around my person. It ain't just always about no sex. So you think you gonna take some of the main sauce about this? You ever had spaghetti with no spaghetti sauce?
That's just noodles. Just noodles.
[00:46:36] Speaker C: Straight noodles.
[00:46:37] Speaker B: And they wait for seasoning.
[00:46:38] Speaker D: And she said, what are they waiting for? Marriage.
What is the what? Oh, what if they are waiting for marriage?
[00:46:45] Speaker B: Who said this is still.
[00:46:47] Speaker C: Ruby.
[00:46:48] Speaker B: Ruby, Are you waiting for marriage or.
[00:46:51] Speaker C: The boy waiting for marriage?
[00:46:52] Speaker D: No, I guess. I guess she's. I think she's speaking about herself. What if she's waiting for marriage?
[00:46:57] Speaker B: Ruby ain't waiting on the why you wait?
[00:46:59] Speaker C: Is it. It's a religious thing. Why you wait until marriage? Are you a virgin? Are you scared? Or are you celibate?
[00:47:04] Speaker B: Because this is one of my canvases.
Ruby stopped the bullshit, okay?
[00:47:09] Speaker C: I'm trying to figure out.
[00:47:10] Speaker D: It could be the person she dealing with is waiting for marriage. Let's say that's the case.
Let's not put it on.
Let's not put it on.
[00:47:16] Speaker B: Cause what if you get married to somebody who can't satisfy you sexually?
[00:47:20] Speaker C: Yes. And it's just like you wasted all that time. I just feel like I need a cheat. I need a preview. I need a sneak peek. I need to know what the fuck.
[00:47:26] Speaker B: I'm looking forward to before I'm gonna cheat.
[00:47:28] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying?
[00:47:29] Speaker B: Shit. Talking about the fuck.
[00:47:33] Speaker C: Ruby.
[00:47:33] Speaker B: What?
[00:47:33] Speaker C: For real. No, Ruby, I'm asking, like.
[00:47:36] Speaker D: No, we was just asking.
[00:47:37] Speaker C: Is the person, like, celibate? Like, he just became celibate or she just became celibate, or, like.
Like, what is it?
[00:47:45] Speaker D: Carmen talking about some divorce?
[00:47:48] Speaker B: Whatever.
[00:47:49] Speaker C: No, for real. Cause if.
If I get in that bed with you and I done waited. Cause, you know people be waiting who actually wait to have sex until they get married. It be like six months, nine months, a year, you done been talking to this person.
[00:48:00] Speaker B: Ain't gonna lie, bitch.
[00:48:02] Speaker C: You get in that bed. It's just like once you got.
[00:48:04] Speaker B: Once you got some blood rushed to the tip of this motherfucker and this motherfucker leaking, you better do something with it.
[00:48:10] Speaker C: He said, what is motherfucker.
[00:48:11] Speaker D: Oh, no. She said, they're both celibate.
[00:48:14] Speaker C: Oh, y' all both celibate. But y' all not virgins, right?
Y' all done fuck before.
[00:48:19] Speaker D: I'm just kidding. Maybe other people. Not each other.
[00:48:22] Speaker C: Not each other, though. I mean, it's totally, like, your preference. Like, me personally.
[00:48:27] Speaker D: Ruby, I can't do it, cuz.
[00:48:29] Speaker C: Hey, Ruby, I can't do it.
[00:48:31] Speaker B: I love you, for one. Ruby, I think you under. Like. I know for sure you're under 26.
[00:48:35] Speaker C: Yeah, you gotta be.
[00:48:36] Speaker B: There's no male your age that's gonna be like.
Unless y' all just met each other at church. Y' all go to church every Sunday. Like, y'. All. You know what I'm saying? You really ain't no. Ain't no nigga doing.
Yeah, ain't no nigga doing that. You got me fucked up, for one.
[00:48:50] Speaker C: I'm.
[00:48:51] Speaker B: I'm out here getting money, paying all these goddamn bills. You think I got time to be with somebody? Just to talk?
[00:48:57] Speaker C: I could talk.
Bitch, I'm not doing that, to be honest. I'll give me a motherfucking coloring book, and that'll be my piece right there. I can color me a couple pages.
[00:49:04] Speaker B: Talking about.
[00:49:05] Speaker D: I can talk to.
[00:49:08] Speaker C: That's what I was about to say. I was about to say that. But, I mean, what made y' all become celibate? When I think about people going celibate, I think about they just. They just tired of they done been.
That's what I be thinking. But it might not be that. It could be something religious.
[00:49:26] Speaker D: Somebody be on a spiritual journey now.
[00:49:27] Speaker C: You can't. It could be a spiritual journey.
That's what I see.
[00:49:33] Speaker B: Dick and pussy don't feel like how it used to. You know what I'm saying?
[00:49:37] Speaker C: I think about it like, oh, you gotta take a break from fucking. It's like, damn, how much fucking did you do that? You just like, damn, I'm about to be celibate. I ain't how I think, but I'm pretty sure. Like, educate me, because I'm sure I could be wrong.
[00:49:48] Speaker B: How much time we got?
[00:49:50] Speaker D: 10.
[00:49:51] Speaker C: Okay.
[00:49:51] Speaker B: Yeah. So still got 10 minutes.
[00:49:54] Speaker C: Yeah.
[00:49:55] Speaker B: Once again.
[00:49:56] Speaker C: And I'm not saying you out here just fucking October the 16th.
[00:49:59] Speaker B: October 16th. Fuck niggas, doors open at 8:00'.
[00:50:01] Speaker A: Clock.
[00:50:02] Speaker B: Eight, four, three. I'm telling you, I'm gonna have that shit on. I'm gonna be smelling good. We go goddamn party afterwards. Cause my dog birthday.
[00:50:10] Speaker C: It's my birthday.
[00:50:11] Speaker B: You feel what I'm saying?
[00:50:12] Speaker C: Like, come see me in person. Y' all be talking all that in these comments. Come see me in person.
[00:50:17] Speaker B: Hey, it look better in person, fellas. I'm. The beautiful women gonna be outside. Please don't come outside. I want to do other things other than see beautiful women. I don't want you to come outside. I want to see your. We don't give a fuck about your ops cops. We don't give a. About who you don't like. This is not what we're here for.
I'm. I'm trying to get you your wife, your next baby mama or just some a, a, a, A situationship for the next couple years or something. You wasn't even looking for something good, though.
That's what. What the. With the ain't here for. But I' ma talk you through them toxic situations, you know what I'm saying?
But come on, what I missed? Where we link? Hey, listen, Vibes, for my birthday, October 16th.
We live at Vibes. Y' all gonna listen. I'm gonna have listen. I ain't even want to announce my guest yet. You know, we gonna wait till the week up.
[00:51:09] Speaker C: Yeah, don't wait.
[00:51:10] Speaker B: We'll wait till the week up. But we gonna have somebody live in the crowd with the mics. Y' all gonna be able to ask your questions. You gonna be able to. You know what I'm saying? Lanisha, really with the show. You know what I'm saying?
[00:51:21] Speaker D: Lanisha, we literally said tickets on sale now.
[00:51:23] Speaker C: They on sale right now.
[00:51:24] Speaker B: Tickets on sale right Motherfucking no.
[00:51:26] Speaker D: Go to Eventbrite.
Just search. Peas in the pod. Live show. That's all you got to do.
[00:51:30] Speaker B: Hey, man, I appreciate everybody's support. Get them Early Bird tickets right now, bro. Cause you know that dope price gonna be different. Hey, listen what I'm saying. But the dope price also comes with your afterparty and vice versa. Like, you know what I'm saying?
[00:51:45] Speaker D: You got a ticket that includes the after party.
[00:51:46] Speaker B: The ticket includes the after party. So you good it's coming. That bit.
[00:51:50] Speaker C: I'm trying to get y' all drunk, giving out shots.
[00:51:54] Speaker B: Got some home girls they need to get too. I'm telling you.
[00:51:57] Speaker D: All right. Samitra says she needs the flyer or the link. Jay gonna post it on his Facebook.
[00:52:01] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm posting that there.
[00:52:02] Speaker D: Don't post it on Facebook. I'm posting on my.
[00:52:05] Speaker B: I posted on my. To come out, bro.
Really wait on that flyer to come out. Because techno still working on the flight, so it's like.
[00:52:12] Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
[00:52:12] Speaker D: Cause he had about two weeks out. We need that.
[00:52:14] Speaker B: They said, yeah. So we're gonna really, like, we're gonna. We're gonna turn up for real. You feel me? Like, my dog gonna be. We ain't gonna discuss age, but my dog gonna be outside.
Y' all be asking this girl to stand up. You gonna see that ass in person.
You know what I'm saying? Like, just don't come up here being too.
[00:52:30] Speaker C: And it's my birthday. How y' all think I'm gonna be for my birthday?
[00:52:33] Speaker B: Ass out.
[00:52:35] Speaker C: Not ass out, but.
[00:52:36] Speaker B: Oh, she gonna be swinging that.
You ain't gonna be able to tell y'. All. Y' all see.
[00:52:41] Speaker C: Damn sure ain't.
[00:52:43] Speaker D: Karma said, back to my drinks.
When can I bring them for y' all to try?
[00:52:49] Speaker B: You can bring them to next week.
[00:52:51] Speaker C: Next week?
[00:52:52] Speaker B: Next week? Next week.
[00:52:53] Speaker D: You'll bring next week.
[00:52:54] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We appreciate like that. No, you know what I'm saying. What's the media said? Oh, my God. I'm a Libra, too. I knew. I like you. I'm in Georgia, so I need to fly.
[00:53:03] Speaker D: Yeah, totally. That's why I told her, you if.
[00:53:05] Speaker B: I drive three plus out. Hey, listen, for one, when you buy. When. If you drive three plus hours, you might as well stay the whole weekend, because that's Wilson homecoming. It's lit, but you never seen anything like this. So from Thursday until Sunday. I'm guaranteeing you it's something to do. Something to do. Every night.
[00:53:25] Speaker C: Everything is gonna be packed. Everywhere you go is gonna be packed.
[00:53:27] Speaker B: Thursday gonna be our shit at eight. Four. Three, Vibes. Vibes. Eight for three. You know what I'm saying? Like dj.
All right, man. I'm telling y', all, bro.
You know, fellas, make sure you got your shit together.
It's another homecoming. You can go bars, go get your loans and. Nah, I ain't judging the soul. You out this to have fun, bro.
[00:53:50] Speaker D: Hey, go ahead. Go ahead.
Go ahead.
[00:53:53] Speaker B: Enterprise. Now, I'm telling you, do what you got to do.
[00:53:56] Speaker C: Now I'm telling you.
[00:54:01] Speaker B: Do what you got to do. Nah, nigga. Cause we finna have fun, bro. I'm telling you, we finna have a whole bunch of fun.
Hell, yeah. This froze.
Yeah, froze. We might as well kill it.
I'm drunk, too.
[00:54:18] Speaker C: Are you drunk already?
[00:54:19] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:54:20] Speaker C: They probably hear that. They can hear you saying that.
[00:54:22] Speaker B: I don't give no. I love y'. All.
[00:54:23] Speaker C: I don't get no fucks.
[00:54:25] Speaker B: I'm going straight home.
Yo, girl, I wish.
[00:54:35] Speaker C: You wish what?
Are we still frozen?
[00:54:42] Speaker B: Hold on.
We done. It's over like a motherfucker. Hey, man, you been tuned to another episode of Peas in the Pod, man. See y' all next week. Peace.
Not that night.
[00:55:04] Speaker C: Whoa.