She Helped Me Buy a Car… Now She Thinks She Owns Me

[00:00:20] Speaker A: I thought we said we never give up. Through all these trials, I almost died. You gave me something I can live for. [00:00:25] Speaker B: Hey. [00:00:26] Speaker A: All them times I made you cry. Wish I could clear them up. Guess you was trying to break my heart and make me feel safe. And you know I'm stuck in inside this child like I'm a de son. You know, I stand up on my team and I ain't fearing nothing. You know, I get booed today. Then you might not be hearing from me. You seem to hate me. [00:00:42] Speaker C: You taking a shot. Thank you. Now what? What you doing? Oh, wait right that. Fight back, boy. If that ain't in that freezer in the cold, that motherf might drink you. [00:00:57] Speaker D: I can't do that. [00:00:58] Speaker B: No. For real. [00:00:59] Speaker E: Damn. [00:01:00] Speaker C: Hey, man. Good evening, though. Happy Tuesday, man. You know, my favorite day of the week. We are back live and direct with you today. You know, as usual, I don't know what the fuck we're gonna discuss, but. Okay. Yaya said. Yes, I do. Brain part. [00:01:24] Speaker B: The first thing we gonna get into is these drinks and these samples that. [00:01:27] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, let me get the drink first. [00:01:29] Speaker B: We gonna get into these samples first. [00:01:31] Speaker C: This is what we bring. This is what we. Hey, the mix master, her name ain't Carmen tonight. Carmen, the mix master. [00:01:38] Speaker D: Your favorite bartender. Favorite bartender. [00:01:40] Speaker C: Okay, okay, okay, okay. So you know what I want. [00:01:47] Speaker B: You know what I want. [00:01:48] Speaker D: Try that first. Because y' all don't already tried that. [00:01:50] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. Okay, we'll try something else. We'll try something else. [00:01:53] Speaker D: Okay, so about a few drinks? [00:01:55] Speaker C: You see how creators get to collabing with each other for free? [00:01:59] Speaker B: No problem. [00:02:00] Speaker C: For free. [00:02:00] Speaker D: Here you go. [00:02:01] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:02:03] Speaker C: Oh, God. Hey, man. You know. [00:02:07] Speaker B: Anyway, cuz, you know, some. [00:02:09] Speaker C: People just be thinking like, I'm like, well, I'm a regular. You think you bigger than me? You bigger than with the ink? I don't think so. You know what I'm saying? And that just in the most humble way I be trying to. We can help each other. You feel me? What is that? That pretty pussy right there? [00:02:28] Speaker B: No. Whoa. This is sweet swamp. [00:02:30] Speaker C: Starting off strong, ain't it? You said that sweet what? [00:02:32] Speaker D: Sweet swamp. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Sweet swamp. [00:02:35] Speaker C: We're gonna have to. We're gonna have to switch these names. We might need to do this one. [00:02:39] Speaker B: Last wait, but what's the new one you want us to try? [00:02:43] Speaker C: What's it. What's in the sweet swamp? [00:02:45] Speaker D: Hennessy. You got to taste it. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Just a little sip. [00:02:49] Speaker C: A little little. I'm drinking tequila. [00:02:51] Speaker D: You'll be all right. It's Brown. [00:02:52] Speaker B: You will be fine. [00:02:54] Speaker C: What? [00:02:54] Speaker B: What? [00:02:54] Speaker C: That it's brown come from. Who started that? [00:02:57] Speaker D: I'm just saying they say don't mix. [00:02:59] Speaker B: And what's that? [00:03:00] Speaker C: When they say don't mix, that mean, like. [00:03:02] Speaker B: Oh, they both Hennessy. [00:03:03] Speaker C: Oh, this girl in this Hennessy you got. [00:03:05] Speaker B: You got the little shot cups over there, you know, put. Put me a little bit in here. Oh, which one? [00:03:12] Speaker D: It don't matter. [00:03:12] Speaker B: Give me. I'm gonna try that one. [00:03:13] Speaker D: This the one you want? [00:03:14] Speaker B: The name? Yeah, the name already. Just like. I gotta try it. [00:03:17] Speaker C: Call that Green Machine, man. [00:03:19] Speaker B: Green Machine. [00:03:21] Speaker D: I was thinking about changing it to Gonorrhea. [00:03:23] Speaker B: Whoa. [00:03:24] Speaker C: I ain't drinking no gonorrhea. [00:03:27] Speaker B: I ain't drinking a mother, I'll tell you that. [00:03:29] Speaker C: No. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. [00:03:32] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:03:33] Speaker C: She bring it in here like this, though. You see how. [00:03:37] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:03:37] Speaker C: All right, all right. [00:03:38] Speaker B: Come on. Hold on. Let's do it together. [00:03:41] Speaker D: Oh, he didn't get his shot. [00:03:48] Speaker C: That bit tastes like Kool Aid. [00:03:49] Speaker B: Yeah, it's not bad. I taste pineapple in it. Pineapple. [00:03:52] Speaker D: Orange. [00:03:52] Speaker B: Orange juice. Okay. [00:03:55] Speaker D: It's pineapple in this one. [00:03:56] Speaker B: It's not bad. Yeah. Okay, hold on, let me get my little. [00:03:59] Speaker C: I know what I'm gonna get a cup full of. [00:04:00] Speaker D: He ready to look at him with. [00:04:02] Speaker E: Y' all got some comments. [00:04:03] Speaker B: Blue shit. [00:04:03] Speaker C: What do you say to him? [00:04:04] Speaker E: Got some comments up. [00:04:05] Speaker C: Oh, what's happening? What's happening? Hold on, let me look. Let me look. [00:04:07] Speaker B: Oh, wait. Hey. [00:04:10] Speaker C: Hey. [00:04:10] Speaker E: Y' all know. [00:04:11] Speaker C: Y' all know the best homecoming. [00:04:14] Speaker D: Oh, God. [00:04:14] Speaker C: The best homecoming. Oh, God, to ever. I don't even know what school you went to. [00:04:18] Speaker D: I don't even want to talk about it right now. [00:04:20] Speaker C: What school you went to? [00:04:20] Speaker B: What school you went to? [00:04:21] Speaker D: Timmonsville. [00:04:22] Speaker C: There ain't even no school. [00:04:24] Speaker B: Why don't start your. Why? Y' all still at the home. Turned up. Y' all had turned up, though. [00:04:30] Speaker C: It's a town coming. [00:04:32] Speaker B: A town coming. [00:04:32] Speaker C: A town coming. What the. [00:04:33] Speaker B: Is that A town coming. And sh. [00:04:37] Speaker C: I think you got to have a school for it to be homecoming. Welcome to Wilson, South Carolina, man, you know what I'm saying? How we get this shit jumping on this, you feel me? And I will be out there making content of everybody who talk shit and that our shit. So I hope to see you. [00:04:58] Speaker D: I talk. [00:04:59] Speaker C: What? Jerry Jones, 2011. [00:05:00] Speaker B: 2011 type shit. Bye. [00:05:04] Speaker D: Who up there with my name? [00:05:06] Speaker C: PJ. What's happening? [00:05:08] Speaker B: He's not. I ain't even going to repeat it. I don't want to say it out Loud. Why? [00:05:11] Speaker C: He. [00:05:12] Speaker B: My boy don't do that bad. [00:05:15] Speaker C: Who say her name. Talking about what Keshana doing up there. [00:05:19] Speaker B: He going to say it out loud. [00:05:21] Speaker C: Hey, man, that's Carmen, the mixed master, man. She getting us drunk today. [00:05:25] Speaker B: That's so good. That shit. Good tastes. Just drink it real fast. [00:05:30] Speaker C: Yeah, go ahead. [00:05:32] Speaker B: Whoa. Yeah, I like that. Nice. And that's which. What's that one? [00:05:36] Speaker D: Hennessy. It's called Hanwaii. [00:05:39] Speaker B: Hanwaii. Oh, okay. That's cute. That's cute. Okay. Okay. What's this? [00:05:44] Speaker D: This the new one, but I'm gonna change. [00:05:45] Speaker E: Which one was the hay. [00:05:47] Speaker D: Pretty P right now, but yeah, wasn't. [00:05:50] Speaker E: What's in the pretty P. Hold on. [00:05:53] Speaker C: Y' all see what she doing over here? Just. Just pouring that. [00:05:57] Speaker D: That's what I do. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Okay, okay, let's. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Oh. [00:06:05] Speaker C: Oh, what is that? [00:06:07] Speaker B: What's in that one? [00:06:08] Speaker D: Luna Zone. [00:06:09] Speaker C: Okay. [00:06:12] Speaker B: Hold on. That. That kind of good. [00:06:15] Speaker C: You know what I'm saying? [00:06:15] Speaker B: No, that one right there, now, that's the one we. [00:06:18] Speaker C: That's the one doing for qu y. [00:06:22] Speaker B: That new one. Yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah. [00:06:24] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [00:06:25] Speaker D: You don't taste this, you might as. [00:06:26] Speaker B: Well pour you a cup. You know, I like the way you think right over my eyes. [00:06:31] Speaker C: That bus down ice. She going. What she say? She going to be serving drinks. She going to have drinks Thursday. Yeah, she going to have drinks Thursday. [00:06:37] Speaker B: That's cool right there. [00:06:39] Speaker D: Drinks Thursday. I can't. [00:06:40] Speaker E: Hey, speaking of Thursday. [00:06:42] Speaker C: Hey, speaking of Thursday, y' all know what time it is, man? It's. It's the week of live podcast advis843men. Y. Y. You know what I'm saying, bro? [00:06:51] Speaker B: It's my birthday. What are we talking about? [00:06:53] Speaker C: Oh. [00:06:53] Speaker B: Oh, my phone. [00:06:54] Speaker C: I gotta get what we turned up for the birthday. Y y. Stand up for them people, man. [00:06:59] Speaker B: Oh, God. [00:07:00] Speaker C: Thank you. Now you know why we here. [00:07:03] Speaker B: I thought you. [00:07:03] Speaker C: You know why we here. Yeah. [00:07:05] Speaker D: No side turning. [00:07:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:07] Speaker D: You lost the bed friend twice. [00:07:11] Speaker B: It's my birthday. [00:07:17] Speaker D: Oh, okay. Yeah. [00:07:19] Speaker C: And she gave y' all a little bit more time today. [00:07:21] Speaker B: A little bit more time today. Okay. [00:07:24] Speaker C: Don't say what? Never did nothing for you, man. You know what I'm saying? Coming through. But today, I tried to make this shit like a collaborative event to where. [00:07:34] Speaker B: It'S like she gave us gift bags. I like you, period. [00:07:40] Speaker D: Those are. [00:07:40] Speaker B: Let's see what's in the gift bag. [00:07:41] Speaker D: They are the extra kinker bags. You know, like, if you need that extra kick. [00:07:49] Speaker B: What you see the first I had to put it back down. [00:07:53] Speaker C: Hold on. [00:07:56] Speaker D: Yeah, okay, talk to me. Nice. What that say? [00:08:01] Speaker B: What that bottom say, J? [00:08:02] Speaker C: Hey, hey. What's in the bottom? [00:08:07] Speaker B: Hold on. Hey. Whoa, now. That's it. You don't need them. You don't need them. [00:08:13] Speaker C: Hey, I got in house pussy. Sweet. [00:08:15] Speaker B: He got in house coi. So he good. [00:08:16] Speaker C: But whoa, matter of fact here. [00:08:18] Speaker D: Yeah, we don't want to get you in trouble. [00:08:20] Speaker C: Y ain't going through that. [00:08:22] Speaker D: Yeah, we ain't want to get you in trouble. [00:08:25] Speaker C: I ain't even going through that one. Where the you get a condom from? [00:08:29] Speaker B: You a smart? [00:08:30] Speaker C: She giving you condoms for you smart. [00:08:32] Speaker B: Whoa, relax. [00:08:33] Speaker C: It's on camera, too. [00:08:34] Speaker B: And it's on camera on camera. [00:08:36] Speaker C: I'mma just tell you to rewind that back to so and so and so and so, cuz I ain't to going going through it. You feel me? [00:08:43] Speaker B: Shanika said that bus down, though. [00:08:45] Speaker C: Yes. Hey, listen. Say, sex is the best sex, though, you know, Telling you, if you is out here slanging that man this weekend, specifically. [00:08:53] Speaker B: Specifically this weekend, for sure. [00:08:55] Speaker C: Please don't be silly. Rap your willy. [00:09:01] Speaker B: For real. It's gonna be a lot of bad bitches. But some of them bad bitches got some. [00:09:05] Speaker D: Got some. [00:09:06] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? [00:09:06] Speaker C: It ain't just something. And just like them niggas, too. Yeah, it ain't the broke passing out the herpes. [00:09:11] Speaker B: It's the rich ones. [00:09:13] Speaker C: Okay? [00:09:13] Speaker B: Just so y' all know, okay, y'. [00:09:16] Speaker C: All, they love clowning. Them herpes people, they only got burnt one time. I know some of y', all, y' all just getting rid of that every time. 11, you're going down my chart. That lit up like Krispy Kreme lit the up in that bit. Real talk. Everything inactive. Word. But listen, boy, you know, them things hot out there, you know, this weekend, man, it gonna be outside. It gonna be a whole lot of everything for you out that bitch. Just be safe, man. I hope everybody enjoy their weekend. We go home safe. It don't be no bullshit going on. You know what I'm saying? And, hey, man, you know, like I said, just wrap that dick up, bro. I be talking about STDs, but y' all better be worrying about these babies and these baby mamas. [00:10:10] Speaker B: Cause we out. [00:10:10] Speaker C: You see she sound like she pull up. [00:10:15] Speaker D: I don't. I ain't about that life. I don't even care. I don't. [00:10:19] Speaker E: PJ said he don't like that rich comment. [00:10:22] Speaker D: Pj, your ass put up the rich Is the ones. [00:10:25] Speaker C: Oh, I put up pj, you got in high school. [00:10:29] Speaker B: I'm just saying. [00:10:32] Speaker C: Pj, tell me one. Homecoming, bro. Pj, say pjc, we in the middle of jazz, too. I think. I think Ashadi might be saying something to him, and he just was like. He was like, boy, these don't look better than my wife. [00:10:44] Speaker B: Oh, I love that. [00:10:45] Speaker C: Well, I was like, energy. Well, I can't wait to get married. I can't wait to. [00:10:50] Speaker B: I can't wait for a man to say some like that about me. Like what? None of y'. All. [00:10:53] Speaker D: What? [00:10:54] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. [00:10:55] Speaker C: You think you act like a wife? [00:10:57] Speaker D: Yes. [00:10:57] Speaker C: No. [00:10:58] Speaker B: Definitely. [00:10:58] Speaker C: No, you don't. [00:10:59] Speaker B: I'm definitely in my wife. [00:11:00] Speaker C: I know that. I know that mop. I know that mock. Get real recording my mouth. [00:11:04] Speaker B: I be chilling. I'll be chilling now. [00:11:09] Speaker D: Now? [00:11:11] Speaker C: Yeah. What's Shanika say? [00:11:14] Speaker B: She said now. I said, yeah, I got you now. [00:11:17] Speaker D: Yeah, I know bust down today, but I got you. I can make you some. [00:11:20] Speaker C: Hey, man, listen, man, I don't know what Keyshawna be having in these goddamn drinks, but I'm already kind of leaning. [00:11:28] Speaker B: A little bit, right? That shit's stronger than the mud. [00:11:31] Speaker C: But bite the bite like that. Like her, her, her. [00:11:38] Speaker B: Oh, and we. How many shots in we? We like, four shots in. Y' all are. What else you got for us to try? [00:11:43] Speaker D: God, that's all I got for y' all to try. I mean. [00:11:46] Speaker B: Oh, these Jello shots, they ain't even. [00:11:48] Speaker C: No Jello in it. [00:11:49] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm gonna fill it back. [00:11:50] Speaker C: Hey, look, look, he talk real talk. I get sick with him when I drink that. Say that these don't look better than my wife. They ain't got no credit. They broke. I'm telling you, brother. Hey, listen. What. What are they gonna see? [00:12:06] Speaker D: That's the type of energy you're supposed to have. [00:12:07] Speaker C: Okay, all right, but. But what's so crazy is not saying PJ specifically, but could be having that energy. But. And the will be out here just. [00:12:17] Speaker B: Getting to the floor, getting down to the ground. Oh, my God as hell. [00:12:22] Speaker C: Why y'. [00:12:22] Speaker A: All. [00:12:22] Speaker C: Why y' all stop. Why? Why? Like, was that Ellis was having a nigga. Why? Why? Why won't we stop talking? We got the beef. [00:12:32] Speaker B: That's the. That's the million dollar question. I feel like once I separate from someone, I like to be leaving the situation on good terms. [00:12:38] Speaker C: Cool. Like. Yeah. [00:12:39] Speaker B: I feel like if we. We didn't match. Cool. We didn't match, nigga. But I'm not about to every time I see you. Oh, this ass nigga. This punk ass nigga. That's just not me. [00:12:47] Speaker D: If you didn't leave on good terms, you still want to be on good terms. [00:12:51] Speaker B: I feel like usually any situation that I leave, like, we basically come to a mutual understanding. Usually. Some people ain't. Ain't grown enough for that. Some people ain't grown enough for that. [00:13:01] Speaker C: So I'll say that you talking about you fine as hell, but you so mean. I love your teepee. [00:13:07] Speaker B: It's supposed to be tight. You so fucking childish, ignorant ass. This nigga. You on my fucking nerve. [00:13:17] Speaker D: I love your teepee, stupid. I mean, I can't. [00:13:23] Speaker B: But do y'. [00:13:24] Speaker C: All. [00:13:24] Speaker B: Are y' all beefing with y' all exes? Like, are y' all cool? Like, when y' all see y' all ex, do y' all be, like, throwing, like, can of beans at them and. Or do y', all, like, are y' all cool with them? [00:13:31] Speaker C: Like, Dorothy, tell her, for real. I ain't even mean, bro. I just be talking a little, but I be over here laughing. I ain't over here talking. I don't be texting him out, typing on my phone like this. I feel that Kiki and barely can hold my phone. I laugh too much. My hands get tickly. What the fuck? [00:13:50] Speaker B: This aggravated. [00:13:51] Speaker D: No, for real. [00:13:52] Speaker C: No, seriously, though. No, for real, but yeah, man, you know how many people like, like, we done stop dealing or like. No, like I said, it just ain't work out, bro. And like, we. You. You act like you hate me. [00:14:05] Speaker B: No, for real, why you hate me, but you just love me like a. Like, maybe two weeks prior. That shit be weird. Like, you just was telling me you love me and all that shit two weeks prior, and now you hate me because we. We not together no more. [00:14:15] Speaker C: Cause women be so manipulative. Y' all do. [00:14:19] Speaker B: Why? Why is it just women? [00:14:21] Speaker C: Because I ain't never broke up with no. So I don't know. [00:14:25] Speaker B: Be manipulative. [00:14:26] Speaker C: For real, y'. All. Y' all women be manipulative. You don't think so? What did you say? [00:14:34] Speaker D: Yeah, I really do. [00:14:35] Speaker C: What? Or maybe y' all just easy to manipulate. [00:14:39] Speaker B: Some of them, I must say. Some of them. Yeah, okay. [00:14:42] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:14:43] Speaker C: A lot of y' all easy to manipulate. It don't take that much. For real. [00:14:50] Speaker B: We both looking like I love, right? [00:14:52] Speaker C: Cause y' all be trying to do this with sex. [00:14:55] Speaker D: You said what? [00:14:57] Speaker B: Slam that on him. [00:15:00] Speaker C: Hey, we fucked. If you want to again, you got to say, you committed to me. [00:15:08] Speaker D: You my man. [00:15:09] Speaker C: You my man, my man, my man. My man, my man. Go ahead, man. What you about to do with that? [00:15:17] Speaker B: Oh, no, I put the lid on it. [00:15:19] Speaker C: No. Hell no. [00:15:19] Speaker B: I just put the lid on it. No, let me sit it back over here. [00:15:22] Speaker C: Hold on. [00:15:22] Speaker B: I just needed a lid. Like, what? [00:15:29] Speaker C: Yeah, you got to call you all of your. [00:15:34] Speaker B: See, he said he ain't got no ex that don't want him back. [00:15:36] Speaker C: Well, I feel that. [00:15:37] Speaker B: I feel that. I feel any ex that I ever dealt with, they always come on. [00:15:41] Speaker C: And I think that's one of the things, too, bro. Cuz, like, I ain't never really like, okay, my brother. I be a lot of favorite. Who your brother is? [00:15:51] Speaker B: Michael? Mike. [00:15:55] Speaker C: That your brother? [00:15:57] Speaker D: Not my real brother. [00:15:58] Speaker C: Oh, I forgot y. [00:15:59] Speaker B: That's your brother. [00:15:59] Speaker C: I forgot y' all from that one stop light. [00:16:01] Speaker D: Oh, God, here we go. And we was. [00:16:02] Speaker C: Is that y' all bus stop? [00:16:03] Speaker B: I. [00:16:04] Speaker D: We was talking about something else. [00:16:05] Speaker C: Is that y' all bus stop? [00:16:06] Speaker D: Why we back on this? [00:16:08] Speaker B: See how he disrespect y' all like that? [00:16:10] Speaker C: How many. How many people graduated in your class? [00:16:13] Speaker B: Don't answer that. Cause he's about to suck you in. Don't answer that question. [00:16:17] Speaker D: Anyway, it was not no damn 26. [00:16:20] Speaker C: I mean, it was. [00:16:21] Speaker D: We had a good about 80. [00:16:23] Speaker C: 80, my ass. [00:16:24] Speaker A: 80. [00:16:25] Speaker C: It ain't even 80 people in Timmonsville. [00:16:27] Speaker D: We had 80 in our class. I can't speak for nobody else, but 07 had 80. [00:16:32] Speaker B: Mm. [00:16:34] Speaker C: How many people graduated, though, with diplomas? [00:16:36] Speaker D: Well, no, not all right. [00:16:37] Speaker C: Because they was giving our participation at the airport. [00:16:42] Speaker B: Hey, man, here we go. All right, y'. [00:16:44] Speaker C: All. [00:16:45] Speaker B: How do y' all feel? How do y' all feel when y' all see y' all exes? Like, when y' all run into y' all exes? Like, do y' all like. Like y' all don't be with it or, like, are y' all cool with them? [00:16:55] Speaker D: Like, don't be with it else to talk about. [00:16:58] Speaker C: I'll be chill. Like, why. [00:17:00] Speaker B: I mean, but why does everybody leave on bad terms usually when they break up? Like, why. Why can't just be like, all right, we ain't we just not compatible? Let's be cool. Why can't it just be that? [00:17:08] Speaker D: Now, if it was like a sit down like that, then. Yeah. [00:17:11] Speaker B: What you mean? Oh, yeah. A lot of times it don't be no sit down. It'd be a lot of. [00:17:14] Speaker D: You know, it'd be a lot of commotion. It don't be. Yeah, it don't be no sit down. Or you Just sit down and say, oh, well, I feel like we need to break up. Or I feel like we're not compatible. [00:17:22] Speaker B: It'll be no sit down shit. And some people ain't mature enough to have a sit down. Some people just rather just kind of leave the situation and not have to deal with that shit. No, that's the thing too. So they ain't say, men do that. [00:17:33] Speaker C: What? [00:17:34] Speaker B: Men do that. [00:17:35] Speaker C: Well, just cut y' all off. [00:17:36] Speaker B: They just don't. They don't want to deal with the. The. The situation. They'll just leave conversation. They don't want to. [00:17:41] Speaker C: You already. You probably already been. Probably act a certain type of way about some already, so, like, if you act certain type of way about some, I know you going act a certain type of way if I want to leave. [00:17:50] Speaker B: Some that just don't know how to communicate, don't know how to, you know, express their self. It's a lot of that, too. I mean, I feel like that's just a man thing. I feel like that. That really be the issue. Men really don't express. They really can't express themselves. I feel like, especially a black man, if a man expressed themselves, oh, he's too sassy, he doing too much. No, I want whoever I'm talking to. I want you to be able to communicate to me, let me know if it's something that, you know, you ain't. You don't, like, tell me your boundaries. Some don't set boundaries in the beginning, and that's where be getting up females, too, when you don't set them boundaries and start doing, you know, Harlem shaking on your feelings. Then. Now you want to say something. [00:18:26] Speaker C: Y' all be talking about, motherfucker, Harlem shaking on your business. I just got on your ass the other week like a. Oh, I've been asked to have to be a girlfriend, but I'm just. I'm just not ready. [00:18:39] Speaker B: Like, that's me being honest, though. And I let him know I was being honest at the time. I was like, I'm not. I'm not ready for that. So you wanted me to lie and be like, oh, no. [00:18:46] Speaker C: So what the fuck are you ready for? [00:18:47] Speaker B: No, this was a while ago. I'm not saying this was a while ago. Right now, Yes, I am ready for that. [00:18:52] Speaker D: Like, want a boyfriend? [00:18:53] Speaker C: Ready for what? She ready for D. No, I was not ready. [00:18:56] Speaker D: You want a boyfriend now? [00:18:57] Speaker B: Do I want a boyfriend? I. I'm. Yeah. I want my person. [00:19:00] Speaker C: She lying. [00:19:01] Speaker B: I want to have my own person. [00:19:02] Speaker C: I don't want the girl about to waste your time. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Shut the up. I be thinking about girl. [00:19:06] Speaker C: About to waste your time. [00:19:07] Speaker B: I don't want to share my. And I be like, do I really want a mom be embarrassing? Yes, they are. Like as soon as you really lock in with A, that's when really start getting a fan. [00:19:15] Speaker D: When you pop out on Facebook, just. [00:19:18] Speaker B: Go ahead and get your red wig out and get your face paint something and paint your like a clown because that's exactly what you are at that point. Be embarrassing. As females be embarrassing too. [00:19:26] Speaker C: But y' all take the cake. [00:19:28] Speaker B: Females take the cake. [00:19:31] Speaker C: It'd be certain females be thinking like they slick and the don't be like. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Can'T put two and two together and do the same. [00:19:38] Speaker C: Nah, don't give a. [00:19:39] Speaker B: You think so? [00:19:40] Speaker C: Yeah. Especially like when you're dealing with a. With some status. [00:19:44] Speaker D: Don't give a. [00:19:45] Speaker C: You gonna deal with. And a lot of times y' all be willing to deal with that and. [00:19:51] Speaker B: That be the problem. I hate that females make it so easy for a to really just, you know what I'm saying, do whatever. So then when they come to the next they like, oh well I was doing whatever in the last one. Why I can't do whatever with you? Like no. Because you can't. Like what? [00:20:06] Speaker C: No bro. Like bro. Y' all be giving like that ammo. Cause well, if a taking care of you. What why like what you. What you think gonna happen? [00:20:15] Speaker B: That that'd be a situation. I. I can't relate. Ain't nobody taking care of me. I ain't never had that period. [00:20:21] Speaker C: You tell a lot, girl. [00:20:22] Speaker B: If I had a taking care of me, I probably be. I probably wouldn't be having too much to say on the podcast. I'll be shutting the up. [00:20:28] Speaker D: I've been working two jobs all my life. Not cause I, I mean I want to. I don't mind. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't wanna, you know, it's. [00:20:36] Speaker C: Everybody else aspiration in this day and time to be a stay at home wife. [00:20:39] Speaker B: I don't, I don't want to be a stay at home wife. They be fat. Oh girl, shut the up. They do. [00:20:49] Speaker C: Don'T be looking the same. [00:20:50] Speaker B: They don't look the same after they ain't been home for a while. Yeah, no shade. They don't look the same. I'm sorry. [00:20:56] Speaker C: And that stressing your ass up. [00:20:58] Speaker B: That too. [00:20:59] Speaker D: Add on to the fatness and he. [00:21:01] Speaker C: Might be beating your ass too. [00:21:02] Speaker B: Talking about add on to the fatness. [00:21:03] Speaker D: It do you just sit home and. [00:21:04] Speaker B: Eat and take care of the kids, that I mean. But if you got a big house, you cleaning and like that, like, you know what I'm saying? [00:21:10] Speaker C: What you mean me and mine? [00:21:11] Speaker B: Cool. [00:21:12] Speaker C: What. What. What is you and yours? I'm not understanding. What is me and mine? What we was talking about. [00:21:18] Speaker E: She's talking about, I guess, her and her boyfriend or husband. [00:21:24] Speaker B: Oh, say her and her ex is cool. [00:21:28] Speaker C: Okay, okay. [00:21:29] Speaker B: Everybody ain't cool with their exes. [00:21:31] Speaker C: No, she lying. [00:21:32] Speaker B: How you figure she lying. [00:21:33] Speaker C: She lying. Dorothy lying. That ain't even her real name, but she lying. [00:21:40] Speaker D: Drink it. Don't ask no questions. Just trust the bartender. [00:21:44] Speaker B: Oh, see, that's fine. [00:21:45] Speaker C: I ain't even picking that up. [00:21:48] Speaker B: You ain't picking it up. [00:21:48] Speaker C: I ain't want to get up contaminated by that. [00:21:51] Speaker D: You already leaning. You said this. [00:21:53] Speaker B: This right here. [00:21:54] Speaker C: So y' all cool with y' all exes? [00:21:58] Speaker D: I ain't had an ex in so long. [00:21:59] Speaker B: Yeah, majority of my exes. [00:22:02] Speaker C: So you don't hate none of your exes? [00:22:07] Speaker B: I really used to hate was. Was my bd, but ciao. That's a whole nother story, right? [00:22:13] Speaker C: I think y' all just hate baby daddy's period anyway. [00:22:16] Speaker B: No, that's not it. That's not it at all. That's not it at all. [00:22:19] Speaker C: So what make a bad baby daddy. [00:22:22] Speaker B: A bad baby daddy? Somebody that don't really participate in what they child got going on. Somebody who don't, you know, pull their weight, don't do their part, don't know nothing. It's like, yeah, okay. Like, you know, the female's not the person who made the baby by herself. You fuck, too. Y' all both was. Y' all both had the child. You know, y' all both need to take responsibility. [00:22:42] Speaker D: You should know what size your child wear, what size shoe size they wear. [00:22:46] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a big thing, too. Niggas don't be knowing their kids size or nothing. [00:22:49] Speaker D: They don't be knowing nothing. They don't be knowing a thing and then be wanting to pop shit. [00:22:52] Speaker C: Okay, KJ Dior. Say, bro, if a girl been working and, like, making money, let her stay that way. [00:22:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:57] Speaker C: Cause that was one of the worst decisions I made. They whole mindset change, bro. That's a fact. That. That. That's a fact. Cause, like, I done took care of somebody, too, and I feel like, like that just make them spoil, bro. You know what I'm saying? Then, like, a might get like. Like. I ain't gonna say, like, unappreciative, but. [00:23:16] Speaker B: But it. [00:23:17] Speaker C: It. That do be a part of it. [00:23:18] Speaker B: Like, not only comes down the line with that shit. [00:23:20] Speaker C: Not only do they get unappreciative, bro, but like, they. [00:23:26] Speaker B: Yep. Like, and they really stopped doing like, everything that they've been doing in the beginning. Like, everything just slow. Slowly dies down. Like, you really. [00:23:34] Speaker C: But that's women period, though. [00:23:35] Speaker B: What? [00:23:36] Speaker C: Like, y' all slow that down. Y' all don't be knowing how to keep no happy. Like, what? [00:23:42] Speaker D: What, Man? [00:23:43] Speaker C: Bro, I don't think you know. You know, you know what you think? You know what you think a happy making y' all happy? [00:23:50] Speaker B: No, what? That's a hard question for them to answer because really don't know what genuinely makes them happy. Like, but what. What would you consider makes you happy for as a black man? What? Like, okay, in the black man. That's in the comments. What makes y' all happy? Like, what brings y' all pure joy? That's it? [00:24:08] Speaker C: Yeah, just silence. [00:24:09] Speaker B: Silence. [00:24:09] Speaker C: Hey, more than anything, smoking and self reflecting, like, peace. [00:24:13] Speaker B: Okay, but what would you. What would you consider is peace? [00:24:15] Speaker E: Like, I consider. [00:24:16] Speaker C: I just told you. [00:24:17] Speaker B: Well, hold on. [00:24:17] Speaker C: I know. [00:24:17] Speaker E: I'm about to tell you that hole. [00:24:18] Speaker C: In your face ain't no peace. [00:24:19] Speaker B: Okay? [00:24:20] Speaker C: See how you keep going? No, but I'm about to tell you Peaceful. [00:24:23] Speaker B: Get the. Shut up. [00:24:25] Speaker C: I'm about to tell you. [00:24:26] Speaker E: I'm about to tell you peace is. If I come home, I don't have to fight the world all day. I don't wanna have to come home and fight you. And it ain't even gotta be. Like, even if you had a bad day, like, at least let me come in and have a shower first. [00:24:39] Speaker C: But at least let me come in. [00:24:41] Speaker E: And have something to eat first before you start opening your trap about whatever happened in your day. Did you even think something happened in my day? [00:24:48] Speaker C: Cause listen, a nigga ain't gonna come in the house and tell you I had a bad day. [00:24:51] Speaker E: Exactly. [00:24:52] Speaker B: And then why don't y' all do that then? [00:24:54] Speaker C: Because a part of it. [00:24:57] Speaker D: You don't tell us nothing about y'. [00:24:58] Speaker C: All feelings, but you not have the chance to, bro. But like, as a man, bro, we kind of talked to kind of like, bro, you don't get the chance to see him whine and complain. [00:25:06] Speaker E: You ain't got time. [00:25:07] Speaker C: You better get up and get it to make it happen. What, you gonna whine and complain yourself out of the situation that you already in? You don't. You didn't work hard. You work hard to get the way you got to, right? Ups and downs come with this. [00:25:17] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:18] Speaker C: We don't get to do what y' all get to do. That emotional. Oh, I had a bad day and I just mad at the world. I don't want to talk to nobody. Yeah, nobody bothered me right now. [00:25:31] Speaker D: We still talk that, though. [00:25:33] Speaker C: No, you don't, but we do. They walk in the crib, face frowned up just to let you know they had a bad day. You just supposed as a. We supposed to guess that y' all walking. That's already. [00:25:47] Speaker B: Nigga, I rather tell you, like, oh, I. [00:25:50] Speaker D: If a come in the house and he doing something different than what he did before, we already know like, he. [00:25:55] Speaker B: Had a bad day. [00:25:56] Speaker D: So we gonna ask him like, you. [00:25:57] Speaker E: Had a bad day. [00:26:00] Speaker D: I'm not even gonna say how was your day? [00:26:02] Speaker E: Or lies. The lies. [00:26:04] Speaker B: What's wrong with it? I know something wrong with you, but you don't know if they don't say it. [00:26:09] Speaker E: No, not before. Not before I got to hear about how Marsha stole your pen. That's the first thing I gotta hear. [00:26:17] Speaker B: This. [00:26:17] Speaker C: This done stole my. I don't want to, like, get out. [00:26:21] Speaker E: Can we just eat? [00:26:24] Speaker C: And then they don't really realize a nigga be. Let's just say payday fucking Thursday, it Tuesday, Nigga. You had 2,600 your account. You had to pay 2,300 in bills. You feel what I'm saying now? I got 300 left till Thursday. I'm scrolling on the Internet, noticing how life going for the rest of these. I'm just. I'm just. I'm barely making it feel like I don't know how I'm gonna get to that next step as a man who's a provider bro. And won't they people, if a is really a provider bro, he ain't just thinking about him. He's thinking about how he could put his family in a better position. [00:26:58] Speaker D: So how y' all feel about the 5050 thing? [00:27:02] Speaker B: Do you feel like that's like something that should be happening now because we're in a new generation? Or do y' all feel like the old. The old way of, like, the men take care of everything and a woman takes care of. [00:27:10] Speaker E: Like this. I feel like whatever works in your relationship, right, cuz? [00:27:13] Speaker C: Like, that's the correct answer. And my. [00:27:14] Speaker B: You know, that's a great answer. [00:27:16] Speaker C: I ain't. I ain't 50. [00:27:19] Speaker B: 50. What KJ say. [00:27:21] Speaker C: But when I say, like, I ain't 50 50, like, just cause you ain't paying shit don't mean I won't pop up on your ass one month and be like, hey, you paying the rent this month. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't pay the rent this month. I didn't pay the rent all year. You've been saving your money supposed to be all year. If you can't pay it now, we got a problem. Cause now you just feeling like you just know I have it. I like that you feel what I'm saying. [00:27:44] Speaker B: I like that. Cause, bitch, you can't pay the rent one time. [00:27:46] Speaker C: One time. [00:27:48] Speaker D: That's a test. [00:27:49] Speaker C: What do I need you for? [00:27:50] Speaker D: I feel like all men should be. [00:27:51] Speaker C: And then if a nigga is paying, if a is paying rent, car payment, all that. The only thing you're doing is paying the. Look, hey, I'm telling you, boy, y' all better tighten up. Get the cleaning in that hot plates, pots clacking. I don't want to hear. Then the BE want you to pay 100 of the bills, then split household duties. I'm not doing that. I'm paying all the bills. Brian. Don't ask me to clean up. I'm sorry. I'll fold up and wash my own clothes if I'm in that mold. [00:28:23] Speaker B: Yeah, but other than that. No, you shouldn't have to do shit. [00:28:26] Speaker C: Why? [00:28:27] Speaker B: I want you to read KJ's comment. [00:28:29] Speaker C: Okay? [00:28:29] Speaker E: Just say what makes me happy as a black man is peace, being supportive and doing a little things to make my day easier. Send me some pics and videos. That is our flowers. Pay for a cut, pay for a haircut. Plan something that don't involve my money for us. [00:28:45] Speaker C: Hey, listen, bro. Bro, you said you said a mouthful, right? Because it like, bro, you don't got to spend money on your. [00:28:51] Speaker E: Nope. [00:28:51] Speaker C: To make him happy. [00:28:52] Speaker E: You don't. [00:28:53] Speaker C: We probably got to spend a little bit of cheese on y'. [00:28:55] Speaker B: All. [00:28:55] Speaker C: You know how everybody get to talking about a woman maintenance day. Do you ever see a talking about that? [00:29:00] Speaker B: No. [00:29:00] Speaker C: Cause don't give a. You feel what I'm saying? Like, gonna get pleasure out of pleasing you. Gonna be happy making his people happy. Well, Jay, you know what I'm saying. [00:29:09] Speaker E: Jay, we gotta put a caveat on that. A real nigga. [00:29:11] Speaker C: What up? [00:29:12] Speaker E: A real not. [00:29:13] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I mean, like, everybody, you know, ain't cut like us, though. [00:29:18] Speaker E: Everybody. [00:29:19] Speaker C: But, like, on some, like, on some, like, bridges, it just hard being the black man like this. Then I don't think y'. [00:29:26] Speaker B: All. [00:29:26] Speaker C: Y' all kind of realize, like, a lot of y' all got Beyonce complex, too. Like, oh, I seen. Well, I seen so many women. I seen a lot of women share some shit and was like, once you become my nigga, you a target. Who are you? [00:29:43] Speaker B: I seen that post the other day, too. [00:29:45] Speaker C: Like, who are you? [00:29:45] Speaker B: I seen that the other day, too. [00:29:47] Speaker C: You get 100 likes, and you letting the world know about me. First of all, if you so fine and I got you, what make you think I can't get another fine one? So because I'm dealing with you, you think I'm more attractive because I'm dealing with you? To other bitches, bitch, I've just been that she just. She might be just seeing me in person. I walk by and smell good. [00:30:09] Speaker B: When a female says that, she's saying, like, how she must be got a lot of going on with other. Probably don't like her. And probably like, oh, I owe you a hard time. I'm gonna your. [00:30:18] Speaker C: Why is that? [00:30:21] Speaker B: If he going, he going, period. [00:30:23] Speaker D: Y' all don't turn them down. Y' all don't say no. [00:30:25] Speaker B: Don't be saying no. Don't be saying no. [00:30:30] Speaker C: But a girl will say. A girl could say no. A girl can't even say no to a free drink. [00:30:38] Speaker B: So I was watching that. [00:30:49] Speaker D: You shouldn't be upset about no free drink as long as she ain't going. [00:30:52] Speaker B: Now, if she. [00:30:53] Speaker C: You are going, though. [00:30:54] Speaker D: Yo, you don't have to necessarily. [00:30:55] Speaker C: You went this much. If you accepted the free drink, it don't matter what the fuck y' all talking about. Oh, you're not a man, so you're not going to understand. Yeah, a man's point of view and a man's game plan. Y' all be at that. You know how many be like, oh, I got a man, so. But you know how you can't have no friends? [00:31:12] Speaker B: Love saying that. [00:31:13] Speaker C: You can't have no friends. I can't buy you a little drink. [00:31:17] Speaker D: Like, you meet the wife, you meet the girlfriend, you meet all type of people. Being the bartender, like, and just be coming up there smiling like, I know them bartender. [00:31:26] Speaker C: Them bartenders cheat worse than the women at Honda. [00:31:28] Speaker B: Here we go with the. [00:31:31] Speaker C: Them bartenders cheat worse than the women at Honda. [00:31:33] Speaker B: Boy, not Honda. [00:31:37] Speaker C: Boy. You got a plant. You got a plant. Girlfriend. Boy, you is strong on Jesus Christ. Them Honda girls got three or four work husbands. Tell me I'm lying, G. I ain't lying. [00:31:51] Speaker E: Hey, PJ said every man know exactly one random ass thing that will make him happy. But let you ask a female, she got 100 specific things. [00:31:59] Speaker C: Listen, like, I ain't gonna lie, so like, bro, y' all can make y' all happy by like the simplest. You can go on Facebook, post your and tell the world how much your like, how much you appreciate y' all like that. [00:32:10] Speaker B: But we do that. I'll be wondering do really like that. Like, she showing off. Like how show off their girlfriend. [00:32:17] Speaker C: But listen though, as human beings though, why you feel like as a. A coming in here doing all this as a man that these niggas not doing? Why you don't think that man wants some. Some type of appreciation? Yeah, a lot of y' all just feel like the prize is me. Like, oh, you just lucky to have me because that how it come out sometimes. A don't get no praise, a don't get no nothing. Oh, because you used to this type of treatment or whatever the case may be. [00:32:39] Speaker B: And I feel like girls who don't praise their boyfriend or praise their man, whoever they dealing with, I feel like you cheating. That's some weird ass. And I just feel like if. If that's your man, like, you're supposed to be like his biggest fan. It don't matter what's going on. Like that you supposed to be. You supposed to be that man's biggest fan. [00:32:52] Speaker C: If anybody is a bigger fan than you to your man, you're not. [00:32:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:57] Speaker C: Then you. Yeah, you deserve to get cheated. [00:32:59] Speaker B: You're the problem for sure. [00:33:01] Speaker D: Supposed to know what. What. What y' all like and what makes y' all day if y' all don't tell us that. [00:33:09] Speaker B: Women, we. We special. We supposed to. [00:33:14] Speaker E: We supposed to read y mind in it. [00:33:16] Speaker C: So what the did n got to do? [00:33:17] Speaker D: Cuz when we come down. [00:33:18] Speaker C: Don't even say nothing. Let her talk. [00:33:20] Speaker D: When it come down to us, we tell y' all what we do. Most of us know. [00:33:24] Speaker B: No, the. [00:33:25] Speaker C: You don't. [00:33:26] Speaker B: Oh, oh, okay, Wait. Relax. Hell no. We got a goddamn one day you. [00:33:30] Speaker D: Might just pop over by, take a shot, man. [00:33:32] Speaker C: Take some of that jello shot, man. We got kind of sh. [00:33:36] Speaker B: But no, for real, we gotta follow. [00:33:39] Speaker A: Blue'S clues and goddamn, bruh. [00:33:42] Speaker C: Me personally to figure out what the fuck going on. [00:33:43] Speaker B: I pay attention to who I run. I like to know your favorite color. I like to know what you like to eat. Like I pay attention to like that. I ask questions. [00:33:51] Speaker D: I like to know right. [00:33:52] Speaker B: Who I'm dealing with, what I'm dealing with after so long. I already know. I can already tell by certain. You wear all the time. You might wear blue jacket all the time. Okay, I know you like blue, right? You might. You Know you might get this certain meal all the time. Oh, I know you like that. [00:34:04] Speaker C: That's why. You know what I'm saying? I don't want no girl buying me no clothes. Cuz y' all ain't gonna spend the money I spend on clothes. [00:34:08] Speaker B: You know what? Why you say that? Don't say that. [00:34:12] Speaker C: That be $10 y' all be having on. Y' all look good. [00:34:14] Speaker B: We be having that. Spend money on a man. Spending money on a man. [00:34:23] Speaker C: You. You didn't. You didn't drop a bag on the. [00:34:25] Speaker B: Before. [00:34:25] Speaker C: Yes. How much? [00:34:26] Speaker D: Can't go on rainbow. [00:34:29] Speaker C: What's your highest bag you drop? [00:34:33] Speaker B: Jacket. How much? What, like North Face jacket? [00:34:36] Speaker E: North face jacket. Like 120, right? 300A on 300. [00:34:41] Speaker C: Now, like two something. [00:34:43] Speaker D: I did like four. [00:34:44] Speaker B: I probably spent all the years, maybe like five something. [00:34:48] Speaker C: That's your career high on the 400? [00:34:50] Speaker D: No, that's not my high. [00:34:51] Speaker B: No, that's not what I find. Something that's like. That's average. [00:34:54] Speaker C: What's your career high? [00:34:55] Speaker D: I mean, whatever he wants. [00:34:57] Speaker E: They say you cap. [00:34:58] Speaker B: Right? Like why? [00:35:00] Speaker C: Why not to ask the same question 50 times? [00:35:02] Speaker B: No, because he didn't answer the first of the question. Go ahead. Whatever he want. It depends on who you dealing with, what you talking about. Whatever he wants. [00:35:09] Speaker E: He said. [00:35:09] Speaker C: He said your career as the most nigga. [00:35:13] Speaker B: The Most. I got. [00:35:15] Speaker C: 400. [00:35:16] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:35:16] Speaker C: I said, ben, you deserve to be cheated on. [00:35:18] Speaker B: How much by the band. And that's what. And that's for a birthday. That's for a birthday. [00:35:23] Speaker D: But this is something he asked for, so why? [00:35:27] Speaker C: So he. You ain't never asked for something that got more. [00:35:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I do all the time. [00:35:35] Speaker C: It's usually reciprocated, so usually you just felt the need to just buy that. Just what he asked for. That was it just $400. Oh, I know that if you spent. If you spent 400 on that, I know he spent three times more than that. [00:35:49] Speaker B: I don't even think he's spending that. [00:35:53] Speaker D: He wanted speakers, so I bought the speakers, okay? [00:35:57] Speaker B: Oh, speakers. Yeah. [00:35:59] Speaker C: So that's the most expensive. [00:36:01] Speaker E: I mean, the speakers in the installation was 400, so. [00:36:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay. [00:36:05] Speaker C: How long is a long time? [00:36:06] Speaker D: A long ass time. My oldest daughter is 15, and you. [00:36:11] Speaker C: Ain'T been in a relationship. [00:36:13] Speaker D: 15. [00:36:14] Speaker B: Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. [00:36:16] Speaker D: With my baby daddy. [00:36:17] Speaker C: My first baby. Oh, you the problem. [00:36:18] Speaker B: Oh, okay, I'm the problem? You the problem. She gotta be the problem. [00:36:22] Speaker C: You ain't been in a relationship for 15 years. [00:36:24] Speaker B: Why she gotta be the problem? [00:36:26] Speaker C: What you Hit niggas or something. I mean, it's something, bro. You hit niggas, it's something. [00:36:31] Speaker B: She hit niggas, she chasing. Are you responding? [00:36:34] Speaker C: She chasing you niggas with them cars. You do something, Twin. [00:36:38] Speaker B: I did. [00:36:38] Speaker D: I know. [00:36:39] Speaker B: I know. I didn't. I know. [00:36:40] Speaker C: Hey, make sure y' all come out with us Thursday, dog. You know what I'm saying? [00:36:44] Speaker D: Tires. I never broke no window. [00:36:46] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Dorothy. I did that too. [00:36:48] Speaker C: You did something? What Dorothy say? [00:36:50] Speaker E: Dorothy said she helped by a car. She helped by a car. [00:36:53] Speaker B: I was young and dumb. Oh, God. Don't do it again. [00:36:55] Speaker C: What does help by a car mean? You co sign. [00:36:58] Speaker B: No, she probably gave him part of the money for it. [00:36:59] Speaker C: She ain't gave that nigga no money. [00:37:00] Speaker B: That's what I'm thinking. She said. [00:37:02] Speaker E: Samitra said. Oh, shouts out to Samitra, longtime listener. [00:37:05] Speaker C: Hey, Samitra, what's happening, man? [00:37:07] Speaker E: Happy belated birthday. She had a birthday? Little about this week sometime. I think it might have been Saturday. [00:37:13] Speaker C: Hey, Samitra, if you. Hey, Samitra, if you come. If you come to the club, I know you ain't from the city. I know you ain't from the city. So if you come, you come Thursday, man. [00:37:22] Speaker B: I got you sneakers before and I. I don't know. I used to be the one that leaves. [00:37:27] Speaker C: So you come Thursday, bro. [00:37:30] Speaker E: I don't know if you gas. We got the gas money. [00:37:32] Speaker B: You come to down payment. [00:37:34] Speaker C: What was the down payment? [00:37:35] Speaker B: What was the down payment, Dorothy? Twine. [00:37:37] Speaker D: He asked where I was from. He asked somebody. [00:37:39] Speaker C: Ain't no way you put the down payment on the nick for that. [00:37:45] Speaker B: She probably was helping him. [00:37:46] Speaker C: I just need. [00:37:46] Speaker B: You really don't mind helping a man, but then sometimes you help a so much when he get on his feet. [00:37:55] Speaker C: No, no. [00:37:57] Speaker B: A lot of. [00:37:57] Speaker C: A lot of women feel like after they help you, they got you like now. That's it. [00:38:01] Speaker E: That part. [00:38:02] Speaker C: That's it. You mine. [00:38:03] Speaker B: No. [00:38:03] Speaker C: Yo, that's why real. [00:38:06] Speaker E: That's why I don't take. [00:38:07] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:38:08] Speaker B: I'm cool. [00:38:09] Speaker E: I'm good. Don't give me. [00:38:10] Speaker C: I got my own. [00:38:12] Speaker B: I wouldn't want your ass anymore. [00:38:14] Speaker C: What he said. [00:38:14] Speaker E: What he said, if you got to put money down. [00:38:17] Speaker B: Please don't come here with that. [00:38:18] Speaker E: I wouldn't want your ass. [00:38:21] Speaker B: Michael, please stop. [00:38:24] Speaker C: No. Hell no. I got. I gotta go get my baby. [00:38:26] Speaker B: You gotta get your baby. [00:38:27] Speaker C: I might put him to sleep, though, and pop up tonight. [00:38:30] Speaker B: What? [00:38:31] Speaker C: They didn't go to sleep. [00:38:32] Speaker B: And you drinking this blue, too. Yeah. [00:38:34] Speaker D: Don't blame Me? [00:38:35] Speaker B: Don't blame nobody else but you for this shit. [00:38:38] Speaker C: I'm going home, bro. Anyway, but what'd she say? [00:38:43] Speaker E: She said he had money, too. I was getting bread, though, too, so. [00:38:49] Speaker D: My boy paid. [00:38:50] Speaker E: My boy paid. [00:38:51] Speaker C: Hey, man, Mike, Mike. I felt that, though. Cause listen, listen, shawty, this one of our. My requirements to be in a relationship with you. You want me to take you serious? Minimal amount of kids, your own crib. No, for real, one. [00:39:08] Speaker B: Just one. [00:39:09] Speaker C: One. Two maximum. [00:39:12] Speaker B: I got two kids. [00:39:13] Speaker C: I got to really like you to deal with you for. You got two kids and you got to have the same baby daddy if you got two kids. [00:39:18] Speaker D: Oh, God damn. See, you asking for two fucking mothers. [00:39:26] Speaker C: F to come make your life better. [00:39:27] Speaker B: I ain't. [00:39:28] Speaker C: I ain't f to just be doing that to everybody. [00:39:32] Speaker B: How you figure that? You just making her life better. How you figure she ain't coming to. [00:39:34] Speaker C: Make your life easy? [00:39:35] Speaker B: My. [00:39:36] Speaker C: And not pay no bills. [00:39:37] Speaker E: But you can't. [00:39:40] Speaker B: You said that to. Why she got to come to your house and she don't got to pay no bills? You. You setting it like that. It's not like she's coming over expecting to, like, not pay no bills. She might have came from a relationship. [00:39:50] Speaker C: Trying to tell me what to do in my seat. [00:39:54] Speaker B: You want to do on your. [00:39:55] Speaker C: You don't like this. [00:39:57] Speaker B: That's why you don't want her to pay. Just say you want to run. Oh, I pay the bills in here. I ain't running this show. [00:40:03] Speaker D: He can be the boss to pay the ball. [00:40:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Basically, that's all it is. So if she say anything out of line, if she touched that thermostat and it's 63 minutes. No, no, no, no, no. [00:40:13] Speaker C: Ain't on that. But I am also too much. You gonna treat me like a. You gonna treat me like a man? Am I See? You're gonna treat me like I. I ain't about to play. [00:40:23] Speaker B: I really. [00:40:23] Speaker C: And see and see. [00:40:24] Speaker B: My thing should be a give and take thing. It shouldn't just be, like, she should be providing something. [00:40:29] Speaker C: I feel. Well, at this point in my life, though, you know, I don't really, like, need, like, no love, bro. I got my son. [00:40:38] Speaker B: Don't say that. You do on my mama, bro. [00:40:42] Speaker C: After, after, after I became a dad, bro, and feeling somebody love me just for me. [00:40:47] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:40:48] Speaker C: It ain't really, like, too much. You can kind of like. [00:40:51] Speaker B: But I feel like everybody. [00:40:52] Speaker C: That's the only point. I felt real love, bro. Like, you don't care how much money you got in Your pocket. He don't care what you buy him. Yeah, he don't give a. For real. Like, he really just want to be around his daddy, bro. Like, that nigga love his daddy. It just be random times. Daddy, you the best. [00:41:08] Speaker B: Daddy. I want to give you hugs. I want to get. [00:41:11] Speaker C: Daddy, can I give you hugs? [00:41:14] Speaker B: Every. [00:41:15] Speaker D: Every is not like that. [00:41:17] Speaker B: I'm talking about everybody want their person. Like, nobody want that. [00:41:22] Speaker C: I ain't like a lot of these. These get on this get to showing y' all money don't even show you their face because that's the only way they can attract you. Don't want to talk to you. Just want to buy you something. I just. I just got some cheese. [00:41:32] Speaker D: That money don't. [00:41:35] Speaker C: That and get the suck of my teeth. My ain't showing no money. I saw what money do. You will show you all that money and go take you to a room. We ain't going to no room. I got some nice period, you know what I'm saying? [00:41:45] Speaker B: Like. [00:41:49] Speaker C: Ain'T even paying no bills. I just told y' all I had to do homework before we even slid and did the show. Ain't probably never helped their kid with no homework. Wait real that they got over here, you know what I'm saying? Like, I know what real love is. That's just my main. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't really got to like. [00:42:05] Speaker B: So do you feel like. Do a lot of men feel like that? Personally? Do y' all feel like y' all really don't need nobody? As long as y' all just listen? [00:42:11] Speaker E: If I, I. [00:42:11] Speaker B: If I feel like every man wants their person, I feel like every woman wants their person, too. [00:42:15] Speaker E: I think every person wants a person. Everybody wants to be wanted. Everybody wants to be in something that's cool. That's good. But the thing is, I think sometimes women overvalue what they bring to a man's life. And the fact that it's like, I can. I was happy before you got here. You know what I'm saying? Like, you didn't bring. You didn't. If. If you brought me happiness, then my life is already up. It was before you got here. I should be able to make myself happy, period. You know what I'm saying? And then my kids make me happy. [00:42:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:43] Speaker E: You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't trade none of them for the world. [00:42:45] Speaker B: So you think you would be good without a female? [00:42:48] Speaker C: Like, yes, yes, yes, yes. I got my kids for one, for one, for one. I'm gonna Be real with y' all ain't even been through what I've been through. For real. Having to sit in that cell by yourself for three years. So, Nigga, I know how this feel. To really care for somebody. And that caring just ain't enough. You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I ain't doing nothing for you. [00:43:09] Speaker B: I'm locked up. [00:43:10] Speaker C: I can't do nothing for you. So, like, that really be like. Like, bro, men be the only people who love unconditional. [00:43:19] Speaker B: What? [00:43:20] Speaker E: Yes, 100%. [00:43:21] Speaker C: Like, 100%. [00:43:22] Speaker B: That's the shit I be talking about. [00:43:24] Speaker E: Cause I'm not just men. Women love unconditional. [00:43:27] Speaker C: When y' all sit on this app like y' all don't know what I'm talking about, bro. [00:43:30] Speaker B: So. So. [00:43:31] Speaker C: So you telling me women love unconditionally with no condition. So you'll date a broke right now working at Wendy's? No, you would not condition. [00:43:41] Speaker B: I will. [00:43:42] Speaker E: That's a condition. [00:43:43] Speaker D: I can't speak for nobody. I never had no boss ass. No. With all this money taking care of. [00:43:49] Speaker B: Me, it ain't got to be a. With all that money. [00:43:51] Speaker E: But if a working at Wendy's, you ain't rocking with that. [00:43:54] Speaker C: He ain't leading you. So if you go date at your grown ass age right now, you go date a who working at Wendy's and ain't working, though. [00:44:01] Speaker D: It's out here. [00:44:02] Speaker E: That's not working. [00:44:02] Speaker C: But that's that Timmonsville mindset right there. Oh, here we go with the just working. You just working. That ain't enough. [00:44:09] Speaker D: Here we go again. [00:44:10] Speaker C: Coming from a man, bro. Coming from a man, bro, that don't be enough. [00:44:14] Speaker B: So would you date a girl that works at McDonald's or something? [00:44:16] Speaker C: No. Okay, then I see some cute. I be seeing a lot of cutie pies at the drive through. [00:44:20] Speaker B: Bitch, I. People that be pretty, they be. [00:44:22] Speaker C: Give me my receipts. [00:44:24] Speaker B: Yeah, so that's the same thing. You just basically like. I just asked you the same exact question. So it's the same what they said. [00:44:30] Speaker D: It's real. [00:44:34] Speaker C: I literally just told you that, though. It don't even matter how much money a woman got. Why do it matter if you ain't paying for it? [00:44:41] Speaker B: You can deal with a woman that works at McDonald's. [00:44:43] Speaker C: It don't matter though. That's because you're a woman of something. But I'm not just gonna deal with any body. [00:44:48] Speaker E: That's the point I was gonna make. [00:44:50] Speaker C: Just cause I got un unconditional love don't mean I want to just deal with anybody. [00:44:53] Speaker B: And that's how I feel. I'm not about to deal with anybody just because I. No, I'm not doing it. [00:44:57] Speaker E: It ain't about the. It ain't about the. It ain't about the job. It's about the lack of. [00:45:03] Speaker B: Right? You let them. You let that drink into your head. He like, I know. [00:45:07] Speaker D: You let drink eat you up. He like, I know. [00:45:10] Speaker B: Go ahead, Yoshi. [00:45:13] Speaker E: I was just agreeing with Jay. It ain't. [00:45:14] Speaker C: It ain't. [00:45:14] Speaker E: It's about the mindset. It ain't about the job that you got. It's about the. The mindset. Your mindset is whether, like, if you there and you like, yo, I'm own this McDonald's one day. Okay, cool. But if you just a cashier to be a cashier, man, listen, bro, that's for old people. [00:45:33] Speaker C: The only who working at McDonald's at 25 plus and getting loved on is, you know, no offense. That girl ain't got too much of either. You know what I'm saying? And, like, that's a lot of going on in this dating world, too. That's why a lot of old, like, young, young women. It ain't hard to please them. They ain't really got. You know what I'm saying? Like, I can wow you with a little 300. You ready to bust up, you know what I'm saying? [00:46:00] Speaker B: Like 200. That's true. That's true. [00:46:03] Speaker C: I didn't. Took this out to a good movie and steak and drinks. And she come back to the house. [00:46:09] Speaker B: She was coming to the movies. I remember. [00:46:12] Speaker C: I remember I had the girl at the crib, bro. This is. I was standing in my trailer too. Shawna was like, you got all this house to yourself. This is single eye. [00:46:22] Speaker B: What is all this? [00:46:23] Speaker C: What is all this house? Let me go ahead and you and get you up out of here. [00:46:28] Speaker B: All this house. You know, all this right here, you all this. Okay, I like this. That Wi Fi was booming. Everybody was booming in that. She like, yeah, ain't no problem. [00:46:39] Speaker C: You know why? By booming. Ain't see booming. Hey, hey. Bad soft with Gucci. What size bed you got, King? [00:46:48] Speaker B: Oh, she. Oh, you got all this bed in here. [00:46:51] Speaker C: That why I'm glad. That why I'm glad. I kind of got my together, bro and found me somebody. Cu. Boy, I know my. My new or my new sh. I had run up and threw that boy on Jesus boy. Oh, my God. [00:47:04] Speaker B: You should understand that, right? All right. [00:47:06] Speaker C: I'm just saying, though. No, I'm saying Like, it just don't. It's not like as a. As a man, bro. Like, and then like, once you become a man who kind of like, you got your together a little bit. You feel what I'm saying? Like, bro, it's not hard to get in a woman. Yeah, it's not hard, bro. That really get boring sometimes when a female here that. [00:47:26] Speaker B: You got a car, your own spot, you got a. You know, you're working, you're making some type of income. That's all really be needing to hear, right? That's it. Oh, you got all them three. [00:47:37] Speaker C: Then when they put you in that group chat or whatever with their friends and know who you is. Oh, that's all. I gotta hit this nigga first. I'm gonna jump on him first. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Why do do that? Why do y' all do that? [00:47:48] Speaker C: No, why do do that? Oh, yeah, he tried to talk to me. [00:47:51] Speaker B: That shit be so lame. Cause, bitch, nobody cares. You ain't so. [00:47:55] Speaker C: Why so? Because your friend seen the king in me. [00:47:58] Speaker B: What? Cause she recognized a real king. Bitch. [00:48:02] Speaker C: I'm supposed to not talk to the bitch? [00:48:03] Speaker B: Because. Come on. Nah, come on now. You know better. You know better. [00:48:07] Speaker C: Ho like, no, come on, Sergeant. What he told my crying, laughing. [00:48:14] Speaker B: If you talk to a the other girl, man, do not be caring. These be sluts. If you. If you. [00:48:26] Speaker C: It's girl cold. If I tried to talk to Yaya, you and Yaya friends. Yaya said she's not interested in me. Oh, no, no, no, no. [00:48:32] Speaker B: That's different. [00:48:34] Speaker E: That's what they be doing. [00:48:36] Speaker C: Now if I the out your home girl, I kind of understand. [00:48:39] Speaker B: Yeah. Now if you my home girl, get the out of here, please. [00:48:42] Speaker C: But if I your home girl, just your home girl, that should just be it. [00:48:47] Speaker B: You know how your home girl is. [00:48:49] Speaker C: Your home girl ain't want love on me too. [00:48:53] Speaker B: Nah, we can't. We can't share D. No, no. [00:48:57] Speaker C: Well, y'. [00:48:57] Speaker A: All. [00:48:57] Speaker B: We not talk about how many do do that. Y' all be like, oh, yeah, I hit this. And then your homeboy go hit her too. Like, y' all just what y' all do compare. Like, what do y' all do? [00:49:04] Speaker E: Oh, yeah, she. [00:49:07] Speaker B: Too. [00:49:07] Speaker C: It lowkey depends. It lowkey depends. [00:49:10] Speaker B: I know y' all be comparing pictures, cuz be sending the same pictures to the. To the different. [00:49:14] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:49:14] Speaker B: Why do that? [00:49:15] Speaker E: Well, first off, if you share pictures. I don't. I don't share no pictures. Why the am I sharing pictures with. [00:49:22] Speaker B: A. I don't put my face. [00:49:24] Speaker D: Hey, listen, anybody. [00:49:25] Speaker C: Hey, Listen, sh. [00:49:26] Speaker B: This, though. [00:49:27] Speaker C: Hey, listen. That be a part of. [00:49:29] Speaker D: I know what the hell he talking about. [00:49:30] Speaker C: Hey, ladies, ladies, Let me. Let me give you just a quick little tip right quick. We only got, like, nine minutes left, so just. Just a quick little tip. I dare one of y'. All. Like, if you ain't sent your nigga no pictures in a minute or you ain't just like, I don't give a fuck. Post a nigga on your story. Like, you ain't just did no. Kind of like sending pictures really is. [00:49:51] Speaker B: Y' all flowers. [00:49:52] Speaker C: Y' all love this shit. [00:49:53] Speaker B: They do. [00:49:53] Speaker C: If that nigga wake up to some you. Y' all could be standing in the same house that. Walk out that door and go to work tomorrow, and you got nothing but pussy and ass in his phone. He's gonna love it. Y' all. See, that's another. That's another thing about. [00:50:06] Speaker B: That's true. [00:50:07] Speaker C: That's another thing about dating. Our generation kind of don't know nothing about, like, yeah. Re. Sparking each other or learning how to fall back in love with each other. Cause, like, we kind of get to that point of being done and just be done. Like, oh, shit, I could go get something else. You know what I'm saying? Like, not saying, like, oh, the feeling that you chasing, you just can't get from whoever you dealing with. [00:50:27] Speaker E: I'mma tell you like this. You send me some pictures in the morning. [00:50:29] Speaker B: Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust. [00:50:32] Speaker C: I'm talking about. I'm talking about. Bro, listen, listen. [00:50:37] Speaker B: But that. [00:50:38] Speaker C: That is why I'm going to say. [00:50:39] Speaker B: Like, he ain't even saying that. [00:50:44] Speaker C: I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. So listen, send that man some pictures. You ain't got to spend no money to send that some pieces. Let that know. Or just, matter of fact, just send that. Remember how, like. Remember how, like, in high school, you used to wake up to them paragraphs until love is like that again, Bro. [00:51:01] Speaker B: I don't believe in that, man. Y', all. When y' all do respond and be like, okay. Like, y' all responses be so short. [00:51:06] Speaker C: That don't like you. [00:51:07] Speaker D: I just spilled out my heart to you. [00:51:09] Speaker C: That don't like me. [00:51:10] Speaker D: Okay. [00:51:11] Speaker C: That don't like you. [00:51:12] Speaker B: Okay? [00:51:13] Speaker C: And then y' all be knowing that, too. Y' all know that other. And you sending this paragraphs for what? [00:51:20] Speaker E: Grab your mic. Your mic, Cord. [00:51:23] Speaker C: What happened? [00:51:24] Speaker E: No, yeah, yeah. You good now? [00:51:26] Speaker B: Okay, yeah. [00:51:29] Speaker C: She'll up that mic, though. [00:51:30] Speaker B: Shut the up. [00:51:31] Speaker E: T said she gonna sit in front of the mirror, busting it open. [00:51:36] Speaker B: Me too, girl. I hope you have a good day at work, doggy. [00:51:40] Speaker C: That's all the need, bro. And the is waiting. Calling you on lunch race. Hey, you feel me? You know what you need to do when he call you on lunch break? Send us some more. But send the ones that you ain't sent early. Just go ahead and knock everything out at one time. [00:51:53] Speaker D: Just pop up while you at. [00:51:54] Speaker C: You feel what I'm saying? [00:51:54] Speaker B: What? [00:51:55] Speaker C: Work and do what? [00:51:56] Speaker D: What? I'm just saying with a picture. [00:52:01] Speaker B: Trying. [00:52:01] Speaker C: To me, boy, I got to go to work. [00:52:03] Speaker D: I like for you to be at work. Maybe you mad at work, and then all of a sudden, you look at. [00:52:07] Speaker C: Your phone and see, see, see, you done told on yourself. So if you doing this. Popping up at work. [00:52:15] Speaker D: No, I never popped up. [00:52:17] Speaker B: She said popping up with pictures. [00:52:19] Speaker C: Oh, okay. [00:52:20] Speaker B: How about to say me personally, I like to start off the day with it. Like, when I get up early in the morning, you might not even be up yet. I'm about to send you five attachments off top. [00:52:27] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:52:28] Speaker B: So when you get up and you see that. [00:52:34] Speaker C: Ladies with the ink is telling you love, love on your. And if that don't like the way that you want to love, go get you a new. Yeah, it's. It's literally that simple. Nobody should have to dumb down love because people ain't ready or people ain't like. You feel what I'm saying, brother? [00:52:56] Speaker E: So you know what it's like over here. You already know what it is over. [00:52:58] Speaker C: Here. [00:53:01] Speaker D: For no reason. [00:53:02] Speaker C: That's why y' all still freaky. Hey, man, she's the same one ain't. [00:53:06] Speaker E: Been in a relationship. [00:53:12] Speaker C: No, I ain't gonna, y'. All. [00:53:14] Speaker D: Cause I. I ain't want y' all. [00:53:15] Speaker B: To shut up in this. [00:53:18] Speaker D: You not about to buy me everything. You not about to pay for everything. You not about to feel like you that nigga. [00:53:24] Speaker C: But even if that nigga is doing that right, y' all got to know how to keep that nigga. Because it's something that attracted me to you to make me want to spend some money to make me want to, like, get to, like, that point of just, like, pleasing you, right? Cause not saying. Not necessarily saying, like, everybody is like, oh, I ain't spending no money on nobody unless I like them. But that me for sure. [00:53:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:46] Speaker C: I ain't. If I don't like you, I ain't spending no money. You gonna fuck me anyway. If you don't. If you don't, then take your prostitute in the ass. [00:53:53] Speaker B: Over there, he said to the nigga. [00:53:54] Speaker C: That paying for it. Cause, bro, a lot of times, bro, I can't. A lot of times, bro, that tricking word comes from what pimp? How y' all think y' all got tricks and y' all not hoes? Like, bro, that never made sense to me. Like, you just got the trick. No, bitch, you're a prostitute. You know how many bitches is prostitutes that just, like, don't know it? Or like, you trying to be in denial? Oh, you think because you ain't strolling on a whole stroll, you're not a prostitute? You're still a prostitute. If it requires a transaction for me to get in that pussy. [00:54:32] Speaker B: If I had to spend some money to get. [00:54:34] Speaker C: If I had to do. Oh, I ain't you. Without you doing something for me, you're a prostitute. Prostitute. Because what if I do something for you and it's not worth what I got to spend to keep you? Then what? Cause a lot. I ain't seen one woman on this. Get on this. Act like she got some. She just. Every five. [00:54:52] Speaker B: Every pussy's not the same. Everybody bitches where everybody. Every bitch can't have good pussy possible. [00:54:59] Speaker C: Cause y' all be getting on here. [00:55:00] Speaker D: Acting like everybody who got posted on. [00:55:04] Speaker C: That T app dick small. So everybody dick small. But y' all just got the. Y' all. Everybody pussy good, though. [00:55:09] Speaker B: Okay? Everybody. [00:55:16] Speaker C: Don'T hand me that piece for us. That peach fuzz hair put that don't even feel good going in. No, you gotta get on that bitch thing. [00:55:22] Speaker D: Girls say when they get. [00:55:23] Speaker A: You got. [00:55:24] Speaker C: You got hell. You got hell on that. Got to spread that apart to get the knee. Talk to me. But we talking. You know what I'm saying? We talk about who got. [00:55:32] Speaker B: Okay, if you talk about who be hair, Nick, Y' all be hairy, too. Y' all need to be shaving. [00:55:40] Speaker C: So. [00:55:40] Speaker B: We can bump dick. Let me. Shut up. [00:55:47] Speaker C: That can't reach that. I didn't test this theory. Ain't getting all the way down there, bro. Is not taking that from the tip of that to the bottom of that. [00:55:56] Speaker D: I mean something. [00:55:57] Speaker C: You don't got enough throat. Your face this big from the side anyway. So why do you feel like you can stick my whole dick in your mouth? [00:56:04] Speaker D: Some of them is. [00:56:05] Speaker C: It don't work like that. [00:56:06] Speaker B: It don't work like that's all I'm gonna say. [00:56:09] Speaker C: I don't got no bald dick, and I don't want you. [00:56:12] Speaker B: I like a bald weenie, but you at least take some of that hair. [00:56:18] Speaker C: Off will suck your balls like they oxtails. That's what I don't even want. That's why I want you licking on my balls, bro. [00:56:25] Speaker B: I don't like sucking balls. I feel like it just seemed like it would be uncomfortable for you pulling. [00:56:29] Speaker C: The meat off that boy. [00:56:31] Speaker B: Why y' all think that feel good? [00:56:35] Speaker C: But I, I, I feel like, man. [00:56:38] Speaker B: Not just that I like the wax on, wax off thing. [00:56:41] Speaker C: I like to say focus on the clip. Focus on the shaft. Before I laid up, have you ever been so now that's included in the shower, that whole. [00:56:51] Speaker B: They do this. [00:56:52] Speaker C: Everything else is just extra. [00:56:55] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:56:56] Speaker C: You feel what I'm saying? Because when you get. When you get to stop sucking and you get to kiss it all on the side of that motherfucker up and down, you just stopping me from nothing or you stopping me from getting to that point. You giving me some time. That don't feel good either. [00:57:08] Speaker B: That don't feel. That don't feel. I don't like. [00:57:09] Speaker C: What are we talking about? [00:57:11] Speaker D: So you don't like when they be on a gooch neither? [00:57:13] Speaker C: The gooch? I ain't never had no shit like that. You eat ass? [00:57:17] Speaker B: No, I don't. Do you eat ass? I'm not popping. [00:57:18] Speaker D: Oh, thank God. [00:57:19] Speaker B: I'm not goof nobody. [00:57:20] Speaker C: You done ate some gooch. [00:57:22] Speaker B: You done ate some ass. [00:57:24] Speaker C: You done ate some ass. [00:57:25] Speaker B: That's right before the ass. It's right before. [00:57:27] Speaker C: How do you eat some gooch? [00:57:30] Speaker B: You supposed to. I don't do that. Me. Me. [00:57:33] Speaker D: But I'm just saying. [00:57:34] Speaker C: But them boy is gay. [00:57:35] Speaker B: I ain't never had a nigga that say, hey, hey, lick my gooch. I never had a nigga say that. That don't ask me. I'm don't turn out lick your gooch either. I'm not too close to your ball. It's too close to your ass. I'm not looking no gooch. I'm sorry you ain't going to get. [00:57:47] Speaker C: Turned out, cuz you just asked about the gooch. [00:57:48] Speaker B: I'm just asking because I be saying I do. Girl, shut the up. [00:57:53] Speaker C: That girl freaking. [00:57:54] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [00:57:55] Speaker C: I'm not looking no cool. [00:57:57] Speaker B: Oh, no, I ain't going, cuz I ain't no ass. I ain't. [00:58:04] Speaker C: I would ain't cool on that seat. That sucking on the balls like oxtails. Cool on it. The gooch cool on it. You know what I'm saying? [00:58:14] Speaker B: Y' all ain't with like that. You ain't with that. Men is just like, yeah, Hell no. [00:58:18] Speaker C: You a eating my ass with a. [00:58:20] Speaker D: Lot of these days. You can't really say cuz that ass eating is trifling. [00:58:24] Speaker C: I don't even want no. You know how like. You know how like a girl get the. Like, she'll just slap your ass. I bet you won't slap it no more cuz I be ready to fight your ass for real. [00:58:38] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:58:38] Speaker C: Penitentiary rules is in the field. [00:58:45] Speaker B: I'm not away from my gooch, man. No, y' all be like be wanting ass ate that. [00:58:51] Speaker C: And how you eat ass other than putting that. [00:58:52] Speaker B: Man, who is you? [00:58:53] Speaker C: Who is you. [00:58:57] Speaker B: Bending over on our. Or is you bending over getting your ass ate on all. [00:59:01] Speaker E: Who are you dealing with? [00:59:02] Speaker B: No, I ain't never ate a ass. [00:59:04] Speaker E: I'm saying. But you're not speaking from experience then. [00:59:07] Speaker B: I don't. I'm trying to figure out how do y' all do it? [00:59:09] Speaker E: Like, oh, for the girls. [00:59:12] Speaker B: Why is the legs in the air? [00:59:14] Speaker C: Or is he on his stomach? Like he get put he on his stomach sniper style. [00:59:20] Speaker B: No, his ass gotta be tuned up for you to be eating it. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. [00:59:24] Speaker C: That is not that Put a pill under his stomach, man. [00:59:28] Speaker D: You know niggas already be hairy like me. Looking at you looking like that is like. [00:59:32] Speaker B: And looking at your hairy ass, you're hairy as fuck. Hey, where Michael Poppy Peanut butter in that shit. Tariq, don't play with me. Tariq, don't. Don't play with me. Don't even play with me. Oh, hell no. [00:59:44] Speaker D: That's just nasty. [00:59:45] Speaker B: Niggas don't even be washing their ass. You think I'm gonna eat it? Damn. You think I'm gonna eat it? [00:59:48] Speaker C: You let niggas eat your ass. [00:59:49] Speaker B: Eat my ass. [00:59:50] Speaker D: I don't ask for it. [00:59:51] Speaker B: My shit be waxed. Why not? I don't ask. [00:59:54] Speaker C: You wax your ass. [00:59:55] Speaker D: I don't. [00:59:55] Speaker B: Yes. What? Yes. Yeah, they wax all that hair growing booky like that. Yes. [01:00:01] Speaker D: It don't be growing like that. [01:00:02] Speaker B: Hey, J. [01:00:03] Speaker E: Let's go, man. [01:00:04] Speaker D: This boy is stupid. Do me some hair in your butt now. [01:00:13] Speaker E: Hey, man. Let's ride, man. [01:00:15] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [01:00:16] Speaker C: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. You've been tuning too. [01:00:19] Speaker D: This part is stupid. [01:00:22] Speaker B: Stop. You got me tearing up. Hey, yo. [01:00:24] Speaker E: Hey, yo, we just dropped. Hey, Jay, we just dropped the link to the. [01:00:29] Speaker C: The podcast. [01:00:31] Speaker E: We dropped it in the comments. Go ahead and make sure you get your tickets today. [01:00:34] Speaker C: Hey, man, make sure you go get them early bird tickets, man. You know the price be different at the door. We live at vibes this Thursday, 9pm make sure you come tap in. Make sure you come slide on us so we can laugh the same way. [01:00:47] Speaker E: Hey, you got what I'm saying? [01:00:48] Speaker C: Ain't nothing but 25 bucks, man. I'm gonna get y' all drunk. [01:00:52] Speaker E: Right now. It's 20 bucks. [01:00:54] Speaker C: Okay? Right now it's 20 bucks. I'm about to get y' all drunk. We bought the laugh. [01:00:58] Speaker B: We giving out shots, man. [01:01:00] Speaker C: Make sure you come tap in with the doggies, man. I appreciate y' all for tuning in every week, man. We had fun. This Peas in the Pod podcast, man. Carmen the mixologist. Carmen the mixologist. I appreciate you for stopping by. We got to have you back again. [01:01:14] Speaker D: I will come back, too, with drinks. [01:01:17] Speaker B: Hey. [01:01:19] Speaker C: Hey, hey, man. It's been another episode, man. We outside peace like we watched each other grow. [01:01:35] Speaker A: We went from teenagers to adults together. And you'll never forget that. [01:01:38] Speaker C: And I think part of the reason. [01:01:39] Speaker A: Why we hold on to something so. [01:01:40] Speaker C: Tight is we feel something so great won't happen twice. [01:01:44] Speaker A: You know, I you like no other. You know, I know you could do better, but can see you with no other. And you know, I probably couldn't beat them. Perfect husband to you, but, you know, my kids look under me more than the father figure. You know, in the hood, I'm big that day. I'm getting bigger. When I get them M's, you get that baby Bentley, Mother's Day, you get that Mercedes with it. And I know your new man will probably hate a if he hurt you. You know, I get him missing.