I'm a Grower, Not a Shower

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Sam. [00:00:43] Speaker B: Hold your hand up. Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's happening? What's happening, man? It's your boy Jay with ink. You tuning to another episode of PE Podcast. Yoshi just slamming this. This your second time up with this intro, bro. You just slamming on me just now. I ain't even. I could have adjust my shirt or something just like. God damn, bro. I wasn't watching you. I was just about to say, yoshi, hold your hand up when. When you ready. You ain't did nothing but click on that. I love you, though. But hey, man, what's happening? I'm. I'm a H. Scratter tour because I got the views ready. Ain't no way. No, no, no. Keep that on me. Ain't no way y' all put me on no goddamn tee out twin. It's no. It's no way in the flying the tattoo man end up on the T. [00:01:41] Speaker A: Some views is coming in. [00:01:43] Speaker B: No granted, I'm 5, 10, 290. Y' all get on this. How much dick am I supposed to have? [00:01:55] Speaker A: Hold on. What did they say on the T out? [00:01:58] Speaker B: These hoes say my trailer dirty and my dick, my dick. [00:02:01] Speaker A: Look, I wish I would have had the. I wish I would have granted that. [00:02:04] Speaker B: Trailer need to be pressure washed, man. But that's up to my private landlord, bro. That just. That is what I could get into. You know what I'm saying? Like, why. Why my dick got to be little, though? You must be a hurt because you. You the only person I heard that say that. Now if you could drop a scat pack motor in your coochie, you do not need to be calling me. If you need the deep longest urban street. I should not be your guy. I should not even be a visual of you. Like, I shouldn't even. You should block me right now if you think I'm interested in you and you need to dig longest urban street. You, you, you. You don't need me at all. I don't need to be nowhere near that coochie. And it probably ain't no bro. I'm telling you, brain, nobody but these. These you can't open your driver dope ball headed Section 8 Forever. You ask your son what. What his favorite color the say chicken nugget. What? Boy, I'm trying to be respectful because little Yoshi, right? Word. I mean, hey, hey, cuz, cuz, listen, right, you hold put me on the tee out good. Put me on T up my own. [00:03:22] Speaker A: Guy that the Grand Canyon. [00:03:25] Speaker B: You know how many be shivering and shaking from within, you know what I'm saying? Like them. Them normal coochies. If you don't have a normal coochie, you don't need to be over here with me. Just you. That been since you met 13. I don't want that. We. You know what I'm saying? You got 20 years on that. Go ahead, brother. Go ahead, brother. Ain't it probably somebody y' all talking about little dick, y'. All. Y' all. Them big cooches have a little dick on it. They're big hanging ones. You know what I'm talking about? I don't like that. Yeah, man, but y' all see what we got in the building today? It's number party vibes. And with Ink is here to give y' all some sex tips. You feel what I'm saying? We going, we going. You feed me like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. First of all, y' all see I got sa back, right? Capping ass. [00:04:14] Speaker A: But don't do that. [00:04:15] Speaker B: I got my dog, Yaya. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, rocking. Come on, Come on. [00:04:22] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:25] Speaker B: We got the PJs on tonight, y', all, for the slumber, you know? [00:04:29] Speaker A: Yes, ma'. Am. [00:04:30] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:04:31] Speaker A: Baddy. [00:04:32] Speaker B: Hold on. [00:04:32] Speaker A: You gotta stand up, too. Come on. Yes. [00:04:38] Speaker B: Hey. [00:04:38] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:04:39] Speaker B: Hey, listen. It's. It's. It's it. This why y' all got me on this Goddamn T out. I be on this having too much goddamn fun, man. Ain't no way in hell they did that to me, y'. All. [00:04:52] Speaker A: Yeah. Why them people with you a community? [00:04:54] Speaker B: I thought that was for community date. [00:04:56] Speaker A: Like I need another shot. [00:05:01] Speaker B: I thought that was for community dick, man. How I get involved in that? Look. Look at what? Okay, Say, hey, You ain't no shade was coming. Like that, ain't it? [00:05:12] Speaker A: Hey, girl. [00:05:17] Speaker B: Hey, hey. [00:05:20] Speaker A: Every week. [00:05:20] Speaker B: Hey, hey, listen. Hey, hey. But for real, though, I got a thousand dollars if anybody could tell me who made that post. It's just off a grind, you feel me? I feel like I know who it is. You alligator foot, somebody. Hey, I'm trying to get on the cut today, but, hey, I ain't trying to cause no earthquakes around here, you know what I'm saying? Like, y'. [00:05:45] Speaker A: All. Y' all got them cheap. She got the cheats. [00:05:49] Speaker B: I'm just blessed to be here, you know what I'm saying? I'm just blessed to be here. At least I'm glad I could. I'm glad I could start it off, you know, with laughs, you feel me? But, hey, man, you know what I'M saying what. What about y'? All? Y' all need. Y' all need. Yeah, hold on. Y' all just trying to get come on down. I had a long day too. Like, hey, I know they on my live twin. So I bet they only. I bet they on here. They be on here every week talking about his fat ass. He think he soak. He think he the. He cocky. I can't help. I pay bills and do what the I'm supposed to around here. I can't help that. I can't help that. And that give me a lot of confidence. [00:06:30] Speaker A: They said, let me see that earthquake. I gotta stop looking at the comments. [00:06:34] Speaker B: Hey, hey, listen, hey, listen, man, I'm, I'm telling you. Hey, that's something. I, I, I, I, I, you know, did the invitation for, you know, cash out gonna be posted at the bottom. You want to see them stand up, go ahead and donate towards cash. Donate towards that car payment this month. You feel me? Like, don't see nothing under 50 and we got you. I'll make them stand up all day. I'll make them jump all that. Whatever you wanted to do. I need. Hey, listen, we need 200 for that. If you wanted to jump now, you know what I'm saying? [00:07:06] Speaker A: 200. [00:07:09] Speaker B: Well, how much to jump? They just want to jump. But listen to what you listen that 200 though. You ain't got to do nothing but a dog. That gonna make them. That gonna make them send another. Well, we gonna eat tonight, twin. Well, it's almost. Hey, special announcement too, right? We will be doing the live podcast taping during Wilson homecoming, man, that Thursday. So what is that, like the 16th? I think we're doing the 16th. BYOB, bring your own bottle, man. [00:07:39] Speaker A: Wait in the 16th. That's my birthday. Okay, so we gonna turn all the way up. [00:07:47] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? And you know, y' all just come up, man, y' all come out, ask y' all questions, man. We're gonna have somebody walk around with the microphone, you feel me? Free food too. Free food too. I'm paying for y' all to eat, but we go get on. I might just say all eat since I hate women so bad. Bald headed asses. [00:08:07] Speaker A: Make sure the women eat, okay? I'm gonna be there, make sure y' all eat. [00:08:10] Speaker B: They get finger sandwiches. Okay? See how, see how dumb that sounds, right? Like, bro, I'm gonna feed y' all for real. I might slam that on your plate. [00:08:20] Speaker A: What come with it? [00:08:23] Speaker B: Yeah, you got to purchase your ticket. [00:08:25] Speaker A: Tickets got to be purchased online Y' all definitely invited. They do know how to party. They know how to party. They know how to party. [00:08:33] Speaker B: Leave that boot stepping at the hostel. [00:08:37] Speaker A: That's what we ain't doing, the boots. [00:08:40] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? That's what we ain't doing. What'd she say? Nothing. [00:08:44] Speaker A: Not a nibble. Jay. [00:08:45] Speaker B: Hey, man, not everybody, though. Not everybody. Just. Just don't got down no. Who ain't got no car. And they all who are posting about me, bro. Yeah, we ain't talking about that right now, though. [00:08:59] Speaker A: Who ball headed my drip? My dreads dropped. Lanisha. Who you call bullheaded? You call somebody boy that fast, it just be rolling off his tongue. [00:09:09] Speaker B: Helpers that post me. But see, then y' all sitting here shaking y' all head like I ain't just went through some with y' all today, right? So is it all women? Because y' all ain't on the T app. See how it ain't all women now. [00:09:20] Speaker A: I ain't on, so kiss my ass. [00:09:22] Speaker B: That's who I'm talking to. If it ain't y', all. Y' all ain't on the T app. Y' all humble, you know, nice, respectable young ladies. It's these, it's these, it's these who sit around all day, ain't got no gas money. You ain't took your kids past Myrtle Beach. Here it is. You got the nerve to be sitting up on that, talking about, well, she had me so. [00:09:43] Speaker A: And, boy, they looking for you, yo, she. They say where? [00:09:45] Speaker B: Yeah, you'll see in the background playing it cool. You got to shave that head, man. When that head signing Yoshi be talking a lot. I noticed that about that. When that head shining, you get to talk a lot, bro. You put that wax on. Wax all today to it. But yeah, that man. We talk about. We talking about tonight. [00:10:14] Speaker A: 17, 000 in front of me. I don't need to get on the app. Damn, man. [00:10:19] Speaker B: See that one I'm talking about, bro, I ain't even. Why even 17, 000 phones out here? Yeah, y' all ain't. I guarantee you it ain't 17, 000 people employed on that. Got me p. Post me on that. What I did to y'. All. You get a hot rag, you. You know what I'm saying? Like you want something to eat. You feel me? All right. Damn. It come out with the end like that, man. All right, then I seen them praising these. Oh, he tricked the. Don't got a car, but he tricked that. What the y' all worrying about what. [00:10:57] Speaker A: The do for you. [00:10:58] Speaker B: He don't got a car. He ain't been to a birthday party. [00:11:02] Speaker A: He's chilling this year. Start with that, man, for real. Oh, she said, what's your favorite position? Dang quest. You just went straight straight to it. [00:11:12] Speaker B: Listen, that what I'm saying. That one like everybody like that. I like to put the goddamn legs on my shoulder. Twins. [00:11:22] Speaker A: What's your position, though? For real, though. [00:11:24] Speaker B: Listen, like to look a they face. You know what I'm saying? [00:11:28] Speaker A: Position. [00:11:30] Speaker B: I. You know. You know, thunder thigh is like, what the. [00:11:36] Speaker A: What do I want? [00:11:37] Speaker B: Bend me over. [00:11:38] Speaker A: No, what you mean? [00:11:39] Speaker B: Ar that back. Know you hold that ar. [00:11:41] Speaker A: I mean that's. [00:11:42] Speaker B: I would count the mor. Behind that. I like to look in the Got the goddamn. [00:11:48] Speaker A: So you like missionary? I like missionary. I. I want you to look at my face. I want to. I want to see me. You know, I don't just be. [00:11:55] Speaker B: I don't even know why act like I just be randomly them, but I. [00:11:58] Speaker A: Like to and all that. Okay. Yeah, me too. I. I do like missionary, but I like that side. [00:12:10] Speaker B: In that morning time. Well, that's that Mac and cheese. [00:12:12] Speaker A: I like that side. [00:12:14] Speaker B: That's that real Mac and cheese right there. Oh, boy, you boy, that be the best thing in the morning. Boy n wake up. [00:12:21] Speaker A: Why my. [00:12:22] Speaker B: You feel the heartbeat of my like. I see it. I'm about to slide in. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Morning time. That's that macaroni. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Don't you sleep with no drawers on me. I need that in the morning. You ain't got to bounce on me all night. But that morning. I got something for you now. I'm gonna wake your ass up. Yeah, talk about that side. Yes, sir. I'm telling you, you get the grabbing that neck and all. [00:12:48] Speaker A: I ain't lying. I be looking back like, what is you doing. [00:12:56] Speaker B: That bit going to town. Might get the sweating for real. Hitting that bit from the side, boy. I don't know what it is about that mother boy. [00:13:05] Speaker A: Oh, different. [00:13:06] Speaker B: I love it. [00:13:07] Speaker A: This side is different. I need a shot. All you can say after that. [00:13:11] Speaker B: I like that. I like that flat doggy, too. Lord Jesus dang. [00:13:21] Speaker A: Who got a question? Do y' all need head every time or no happy. [00:13:25] Speaker B: I can't even. [00:13:26] Speaker A: Yes, you. You all right. Every time. Only because I'm a person who I like. I like to please whoever I'm dealing with. So a lot of the time, if I'm messing with you or whatever like you, you might not have to eat no coochie. A lot of the time. Unless, you know, that's just something you like to do. Because I like to handle my business. I'll just say that. [00:13:47] Speaker B: I'll just say that we grabbed the wrong down cut. What y' all got? Coffee cup. [00:13:51] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:13:52] Speaker B: We got never before seen cut water in this. [00:13:55] Speaker A: I ain't even trying. [00:13:55] Speaker B: They got cut coffee, y'. All. Oh, but that brown and all that like espresso. [00:14:01] Speaker A: I don't really require like a man to give me head every time we f. I don't. Yeah, not every time. It's not a requirement for me, but. Oh, yeah. You need to be eating coochie, though. [00:14:13] Speaker B: That's. [00:14:13] Speaker A: That's just mandatory. Like, you definitely need to be. [00:14:15] Speaker B: I ain't no coochie unless I love you equation. [00:14:20] Speaker A: Put some spit on that. I'm telling you for president. [00:14:25] Speaker B: What that look what the ass make a do. Still think about that Damn, Thunderboy. We got now 15 minutes in that. I'm telling, bro. That's why y' all come here, right? [00:14:40] Speaker A: Let me just say I need me front back and forget that. I know that's right. [00:14:47] Speaker B: Y' all boys. And you would think I I lick ass. I get posted in the T out. [00:14:52] Speaker A: Do you lick ass? Hell, you don't eat ass. [00:14:54] Speaker B: You my in mine. It might. Ain't nobody else touching it. Yeah, I'm a. [00:14:59] Speaker A: That's fair. [00:14:59] Speaker B: From the ruler to the Tudor. [00:15:01] Speaker A: That's fair. [00:15:02] Speaker B: I'm licking that. You ain't never been lit like that. You mind you out. [00:15:08] Speaker A: Is this crazy? It's certain people. I just don't want to eat my coochie. Do that mean I shouldn't be them if I don't want them? [00:15:14] Speaker B: So what that sounds like? [00:15:15] Speaker A: Because it's like you're not really comfortable with them. Like, whoever I'm dealing with, I want you to do everything. I'll be trying to eat that ass. If you're a who like playing into somebody ass. I'm sorry, I don't with that. I don't do that. A thumb. That's different. But you want to. That's fair. You're doing a lot. Yeah, you're doing a lot. You're gay if you know them gay. You wanna. You want to play my butt like. No, I'm good. [00:15:42] Speaker B: You want to play in that girl ass? [00:15:44] Speaker A: What? [00:15:45] Speaker B: Yeah. Well, you ready. You ready for a man, you know what I'm saying? Tell you, boy. Hell no, I'm tell. Because I like. I like when I eat that cooch, but I like to hit that goddamn pit bull shaking Ass, boy. I'm trying to. You feel me? Hey, you can't do that to everybody. I'm telling you. I'll tell you what they get done in that. [00:16:13] Speaker A: Hey, let's say she love the PJs, okay? [00:16:15] Speaker B: Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We on the slumber bars tonight, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a YouTube channel, too, y'. All. Y' all gotta subscribe to that. You feel me? But what do you say? What do you say? Got that ground telling you, boy, get down that bit and get the acting crazy. I'm speaking on that. Don't let me get you put them two fingers now you. Hey, listen. Let me tell y'. All. Let me tell y'. [00:16:38] Speaker A: All. Boys, you think girls like a lot of spit? [00:16:41] Speaker B: Not a lot, but enough. [00:16:42] Speaker A: Do. Do men like a lot of spit? Do y' all like that? Like that sloppy. Y' all really like that? [00:16:46] Speaker B: Please. [00:16:47] Speaker A: I always like. Because I feel like they don't want their ass to get wet. Be like they don't want their ass to get wet. Cause you know it gonna drip. [00:16:56] Speaker B: Don't want their ass to get. But. But y'. All. They let y' all eat their balls and, like, it's crazy because I don't like that. But I don't like that ball. That ball. That ball should have run me up the wall. I don't know what it is about that. I'm good on that. I had the get the suck. And listen, she get on that and she ain't did nothing but like. Like, oh, my God, bro, that had me like, girl, how many you been doing this to? Wow. [00:17:28] Speaker A: You was impressed. [00:17:29] Speaker B: That was. Yes. [00:17:30] Speaker A: Okay. [00:17:31] Speaker B: That was very impressive. Oh, goodness gracious. And like, damn. That be. Get the wiping the windows and hitting. [00:17:37] Speaker A: That thing at the same time. [00:17:39] Speaker B: Like, Lord, boy, she about to drive me crazy in this. Oh, God, boy. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. [00:17:47] Speaker A: Moderately sloppy. Moderately. Okay. That's okay. Go with all that extra. Yeah, some of that be extra. [00:18:00] Speaker B: Don't even got no spit. For real in their. That. Why they ain't. You know what I'm saying? I like a. I ain't got no spit. [00:18:05] Speaker A: Hey, y mouth so dry, y'. [00:18:09] Speaker B: All. [00:18:09] Speaker A: Rose, y' all got who stay hydrated. We. We in the peak of the day. I ain't going stay hydrated. [00:18:15] Speaker B: How y' all say? How y' all say? How y' all say I ain't going? Y. [00:18:21] Speaker A: Fruit. All that. Y' all gots to stay hydrated. [00:18:23] Speaker B: I love me a good, clean coochie. Oh, baby, baby, baby. That Sparkling like that in the dark. I got the kissing. I gotta kiss it. And I know you ain't no nasty. Oh I got to kiss it. I got to. [00:18:43] Speaker A: I'm sorry every don't know how to eat Gucci though. [00:18:51] Speaker B: My my. That's what I'm trying to produce. That's what I'm telling you bro. What happened? [00:19:00] Speaker A: Hoes love blacks. He ain't lying. [00:19:03] Speaker B: I don't even want no black in my I ain't want no tobacco smoking woman. Oh we I had to be admit. Can I smoke a black? Hell no. You better go stand outside. This ain't no but reefer in here. What did you say? Don't know. [00:19:26] Speaker A: Don't know Want no dry head or cat. I just feel like if a female is dry she probably don't with you. She probably don't. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Why am I down here getting why am I getting some then if you don't with me? Wow. [00:19:38] Speaker A: That's a good question. [00:19:39] Speaker B: Wow. [00:19:41] Speaker A: So you think girls wow. Wow. Hold on. Like no whole but for real that's whole. [00:19:47] Speaker B: There's no way you cannot describe it. [00:19:49] Speaker A: Every that they how can you not. [00:19:54] Speaker B: Y' all be wanting to do everything do but provide Y' all be wanting to do everything do but provide every. [00:20:03] Speaker A: Female y' all do not like y' all just be them just cause they convenient. [00:20:09] Speaker B: Hard. [00:20:09] Speaker A: But how is your dick still getting hard for somebody that you don't care. [00:20:12] Speaker B: For the ass big. It look good. It feel good. You might not look good but as. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Long as the ass feel good. That's the one thing I cannot stand a could have a fat ass. I mean could just look like Shrek in the face Ms. Netta and y' all don't care as long as she got a fat ass. [00:20:27] Speaker B: God gave you something. Y' all gonna her God gave you something. Not saying I would I don't follow that. [00:20:32] Speaker A: And that's why having hoes thinking they can sit with other because and I'm I'm be clear I'm not one of them people that be like oh I'm better than the next but it's just some like you can't me and them. I'm sorry. [00:20:51] Speaker B: I'm telling you man. [00:20:52] Speaker A: Hey listen bro, that's not what's going on. [00:20:54] Speaker B: Listen, make sure y' all hey listen make sure y' all inboxing me trying to get that link for the she going 843 page. You feel me fellas on trying not. [00:21:03] Speaker A: To look at the comments. [00:21:04] Speaker B: You got to look at the comments because we're Going out there. Y' all go for that ain't got no side teeth. [00:21:14] Speaker A: What he said. [00:21:15] Speaker B: Hey, listen, bro. No side teeth, no car. No side teeth, no car. Them got. Them ain't homeless. You know why? They ain't never. We ain't gonna go there. What'd she say? Hello. What? [00:21:28] Speaker A: Don't. Don't give a fuck. Why you think ugly always feel important? Because be making them got a fat ass or a nice body. [00:21:35] Speaker B: Why all y' all think y' all fine and every fat ass ain't cute? Cause some of them shit's hard as. Don't nobody don't like no big, hard, firm ass. [00:21:44] Speaker A: I can't speak for that. [00:21:47] Speaker B: Let remind them right quick because I forgot. I forgot y'. All. Y' all forgot to end it. Oh, damn. Well, that was Will Smith used to hit with that light makeup. I didn't forgot. I never forgot doggy bone. [00:22:09] Speaker A: I' yeah, like, hey, yes, exactly, Lanisha. Yes. Yeah, for sure. [00:22:16] Speaker B: I love that. Hey, you can hear that talking to you till that start. Sound like a washing machine. You hitting that thing. Good boy. You want. [00:22:29] Speaker A: He said that sound like a washing machine. He said a washing machine. What? [00:22:34] Speaker B: Yo, yo. [00:22:35] Speaker A: I never heard nobody say that before. Washing machine is crazy. Crazy. But I know that's. [00:22:42] Speaker B: You know what I'm talking about. Now. You know what I'm talk about. [00:22:45] Speaker A: Very familiar sound. [00:22:47] Speaker B: Getting that you knowing that the spraying on you now, you know it's two different types of squirters, too. Now, it's the ones that gonna push you out, and it's the ones that you can stay in. The ones that you can stay in is special. [00:23:00] Speaker A: So you don't think a squirter. You don't think that's just pee? [00:23:02] Speaker B: Sometimes I like. I don't think I like both. [00:23:07] Speaker A: I had to sell my business, but it depends on how hitting it. Like giving me that slow. Like running all up in the. Like. It's definitely giving cream. But if you do that and then beat it. [00:23:28] Speaker B: They gonna take a soda up on that. You hear me? And this will get y' all another secret, right? Let me give you another secret. Put that goddamn pillow up underneath her. [00:23:37] Speaker A: Sound like macaroni. Okay, Ms. Mac. [00:23:40] Speaker B: Who said that? Who said that? [00:23:41] Speaker A: Mac got that Mac and cheese. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Who said that? [00:23:43] Speaker A: Ms. Mac, I don't want. [00:23:48] Speaker B: Give you $100. [00:23:50] Speaker A: Damn. [00:23:52] Speaker B: I ain't bo I a give you. [00:23:54] Speaker A: A th about a little diet piss. You want to fought like rebbies. [00:23:59] Speaker B: Let me hear it. Let me hear it. Okay. [00:24:03] Speaker A: So do y' all prefer a Squirter or a girl that green? [00:24:06] Speaker B: I like both. There's none on me. [00:24:08] Speaker A: They don't give a. [00:24:11] Speaker B: Just no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because a lot of y' all think y'. All. You know, it's just. All right, it don't be that every time now. [00:24:19] Speaker A: What do you mean just. [00:24:21] Speaker B: Just some y' all be thinking y' all giving us the best we ever had, too. [00:24:27] Speaker A: I mean, but how could before. Like, that's a thing. Like, that's a real thing. Like, really be having bad coochie? So what. [00:24:42] Speaker B: If A gonna tell me my dick small? Why you don't think. [00:24:46] Speaker A: I'm saying. What do you think is bad coochie, though? What? What do you think? What? Like, a lot. [00:24:51] Speaker B: You just lay there. [00:24:52] Speaker A: You can't just lay there. [00:24:53] Speaker B: Okay, now I'm gonna run down my list. You're lazy, you can't ride no dick. That's automatic. Yes. Y' all 30 years old and can't ride no dick. You don't see a problem wrong with that? [00:25:07] Speaker A: Speak for nobody else. I didn't know that was a question. [00:25:10] Speaker B: As of 30 years old, we're not. We're not like, we're in high school no more. That's when you had your. Your chance to learn. [00:25:16] Speaker A: I'm sorry. I thought it was just. [00:25:18] Speaker B: Boy, y' all get out here wanting providers and can't ride no deal. [00:25:22] Speaker A: A pillow princess is out. If you a pillow princess. [00:25:26] Speaker B: It depends. It depends. That first one, I might be excited. [00:25:34] Speaker A: That's understandable. [00:25:35] Speaker B: I can wiggle the off. He ain't going away. I'm getting right back in there. And I got your ass. I got your ass. Especially of this right here. [00:25:43] Speaker A: No. Okay. Like, let's be. Let's be. [00:25:45] Speaker B: We could take a nap. No, not all night. Okay. [00:25:48] Speaker A: How come you think good sex should be. [00:25:50] Speaker B: I'm going, I'm going. [00:25:51] Speaker A: Just, you know, it's just good from the start. [00:25:54] Speaker B: I'm going. I'm going. 20 minutes, though. 20, 30, for sure. [00:25:57] Speaker A: Okay. Who do you think, in my opinion, to me, 20 minutes is good, Because, I mean, you get a lot accomplished in 20 minutes. What? You can get a lot. [00:26:09] Speaker B: You have to get a lot accomplished. [00:26:12] Speaker A: To be honest, them saying they never had bad coochie. See, they said never had bad. Okay? So that's what I'm saying. What's bad coochie? Mike P. Said he never had bad coochie. And Tariq, 40 minutes. Tariq, how old are you? [00:26:30] Speaker B: Tariq said he never had. He said he never had bad, but he could 40 minutes. [00:26:35] Speaker A: 40 minutes. That's bad right there. 40 minutes that you should. You should have been nothing if it was good. Come on now. [00:26:40] Speaker B: At least boy, how old are you? [00:26:41] Speaker A: That's why I said how old are you? Tariq, how old are you? [00:26:44] Speaker B: If you can for 40 minutes but you can't get your ass on the treadmill and walk on the incline tomorrow. [00:26:51] Speaker A: He's not 30 yet. I don't think he 30. [00:26:53] Speaker B: I don't give a if you 25. [00:26:55] Speaker A: Plus 30 minutes is gonna take me 10 minutes to nip. [00:27:00] Speaker B: Okay, once you start paying bills, every bill two and a half minutes for. [00:27:04] Speaker A: To tell their homeboy they somebody. But when I said we talk too much. [00:27:08] Speaker B: This say he 29, but can for 40. [00:27:11] Speaker A: 40 minutes is long. [00:27:12] Speaker B: 40 minutes straight, bro. [00:27:13] Speaker A: 40 minutes straight. [00:27:14] Speaker B: Why you didn't. You didn't peel the skin off your why Ain't no way in hell that. [00:27:18] Speaker A: Be a. [00:27:23] Speaker B: He eating. [00:27:25] Speaker A: Maybe it's two rounds. Maybe he going he. He nut in 20 minutes and then get 17 minutes. That's so specific. 17 minutes and I'm out of there. If you press what Go back to precious comments. She said if you don't get right in 20 minutes something. I didn't see it. All right, this just said 40 minutes, bro. [00:27:42] Speaker B: So you got time to work a 40 hour a week job and provide 40 minutes of sex every time, every time you need to be. You need to be on, you need to be pain. He needs to be getting. [00:27:56] Speaker A: 40 minutes. [00:27:57] Speaker B: You need be selling that to whoever ain't no way in hell. [00:28:00] Speaker A: Talking about re. Say he off the rhino pill. [00:28:03] Speaker B: Something gotta be he he off a jiggle or something. [00:28:06] Speaker A: Have y' all ever like taking anything to enhance y' all sexual besides liquor? I'm a fake a nut. [00:28:21] Speaker B: I just start hollering out of nowhere. Get the. I gotta get up out of here. [00:28:34] Speaker A: But you got no sexual experience. So you never been on a honey pad? [00:28:38] Speaker B: Hell no. Never took a pill. Okay, that what wrong with these dick not talking about then they tell y'. [00:28:47] Speaker A: All. [00:28:47] Speaker B: Oh, I was excited. I couldn't get hard. I was too ready for it. Boy, please. I ain't never had that problem a put some spit on that, we gone, we open for business. She ain't gotta put no spin on. Just let me put my hand on that ass. Walk around in some little ass shorts, get that jiggling. I see how soft it is. In my mind I'm already ready. [00:29:04] Speaker A: Talking about in my mind I'm ready. [00:29:06] Speaker B: I'm ready for her right now. [00:29:09] Speaker A: But not the one you baked, baby. [00:29:11] Speaker B: What did he say? No. What'd she say? [00:29:13] Speaker A: My future husband might be on here. No. He might be in these comments or something. [00:29:19] Speaker B: Hey, I didn't told y' all what to do. Y' all coming on here asking these girls to stand up. Send 50 to the cash out and we'll get them to stand up. Other than that, all these free comments. No. Okay. You gonna pay for something around here. [00:29:35] Speaker A: One thing I can't stand is them will be like, oh, get it hard for me. What? [00:29:38] Speaker B: You get it hard for me. [00:29:40] Speaker A: But you know what? I don't like when they do. [00:29:43] Speaker B: I'm about to lay right here. [00:29:44] Speaker A: But I love to take a from gummy to God. You like that? [00:29:49] Speaker B: I love a that like to do that, though. [00:29:52] Speaker A: Okay. That's cool. I just want to see you. Okay. All right. Yeah. Come here. [00:29:58] Speaker B: You got to put some water on this. You gotta let this grow. I'm a grower, not a shower. You know what I'm saying? [00:30:05] Speaker A: What does that mean? A grower, not a shower. Ain't right now look like it's anything. [00:30:10] Speaker B: But when they right now. But you. You know what going on. Let that get up. [00:30:18] Speaker A: What the happened to don't do foreplay? [00:30:26] Speaker B: They don't want to make no titties. [00:30:28] Speaker A: They don't want to. They don't want to do. [00:30:29] Speaker B: They don't want to suck no titties. Them don't suck your titties. [00:30:31] Speaker A: Oh, wait, I can't. I can't speak for. [00:30:35] Speaker B: I need areola in my mouth like this. [00:30:37] Speaker A: I'm just saying in general. I'm just making a general statement. [00:30:41] Speaker B: No did it. But listen, baby. [00:30:42] Speaker A: Anyway. [00:30:43] Speaker B: Drop that titty on my mouth, please. [00:30:45] Speaker A: I want to talk about that. How spontaneous do y' all get? I want to talk about that. But also by the foreplay to me, in my opinion, y' all four play starting from the time you wake up. Yeah. Text the and just. You know what I'm saying? [00:31:00] Speaker B: I love women like that, bro. [00:31:02] Speaker A: Send them some pictures early in the morning, all day. [00:31:08] Speaker B: That's what the TF ain't doing. [00:31:10] Speaker A: If you know you got plans and you know you about soon as you get up, go ahead and start your day off on the right foot. Get you a nice hearty breakfast. Go by Starbucks and get your. You know what I'm saying? And you text the that you know that you about to get with later on. Like, just let them know I'm thinking about you throughout the day. Hit that up. Keep them draws away all day. You gotta entertain a all day. [00:31:43] Speaker B: Talk to me. [00:31:44] Speaker A: Let them know I can't wait to see you later on. Like even if you go a couple hours a couple hours out talking to him. Just send them a little video or something. You you something you was doing. I'm telling you, y' all gonna have a great night. Time out. He can be 2cm once you at me next time I can't. She's on my damn shade. Come me. [00:32:15] Speaker B: You trying to say that now? She might not share no though. [00:32:26] Speaker A: The one that be in the crock pot all day. [00:32:29] Speaker B: Hey. [00:32:32] Speaker A: Flowers. Guess what? Why my listen, that's what for $5. That's why I'm telling you posted that. You posted the. Oh yeah. I made a post and it was like flowers. Less than $10. If you can't buy flowers. You really don't like that girl. Especially if you know she like flowers. Come on now hot wings. [00:32:50] Speaker B: Cause I ain that that gonna kind of just like send you a certain dollar amount. Be like I want some coochie. I rather like buy do that pays for the I pay for coochi. Now don't get it wrong when them all people but I pay for it in different ways. [00:33:06] Speaker A: That's courting, right? Let's. [00:33:08] Speaker B: Let's go out for drinks. [00:33:09] Speaker A: We not tricking, we courting. [00:33:11] Speaker B: What you want for lunch today? This little simple. I'mma have you by the time she get next to me twin have that dinner date so lit well she ain't gonna want to go home. Well, Jesus Christ, you know what I'm saying? If you. [00:33:23] Speaker A: If you can't get your man haircut, you really don't like him. Even though that's true. A haircut ain't. [00:33:28] Speaker B: Well, I ain't had a haircut in years. My don't like me, bro. [00:33:31] Speaker A: They don't like you because a haircut really don't cost nothing. Like compared to how much it cost for us to get our hair done. Y' all haircuts is not. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Hey, but I ain't gonna lie after the day I didn't cut all the off. I ain't got no damn. Everybody, everybody's cut. [00:33:43] Speaker A: Everybody he did a Rico. [00:33:46] Speaker B: Everybody gone. [00:33:46] Speaker A: I ain't got no installments. [00:33:50] Speaker B: Hey, hey, I. I ain't. I. I say I pay for in installments. That gonna be all in the Saturday. What the is you talking about? Damn right I'm pay for that like that. I ain't sending the 200. I'm enjoying this 200 with you, baby. I got me a steak and some shots about this too. By the time you get to the career ready to goddamn get beat down to the floor. You feel what I'm saying? [00:34:13] Speaker A: Like, I ain't just a who can to their homeboy. And it's not me messy, but when a female do it, it's messy. That Lanisha second time posting that. [00:34:22] Speaker B: So I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. [00:34:24] Speaker A: A why can pillows talk to their homeboy? And it's not messy, but when a female do it, it's messy. Nah, it's messy when they do it too. It's definitely messy when they do it. Especially when it comes back to the female that they're talking about. [00:34:36] Speaker B: But who said it ain't messy when the do that? [00:34:39] Speaker A: Cause yeah, that's just messy as who. [00:34:40] Speaker B: Hang around pillow talking ass homeboy. [00:34:42] Speaker A: And then I don't know too many who do too much pillow talking. Who do pillow talking. They probably. [00:34:46] Speaker B: You don't know who I'm. [00:34:47] Speaker A: That's good, girl. That's mean. You elevated. Because them that's pillow talking them is poor as. [00:34:55] Speaker B: No, that's cuz y' all be. Y' all be that first bad. Y' all don't be realizing that. Y' all don't be. Y' all don't be running across that. [00:35:01] Speaker A: So guess is poor. [00:35:05] Speaker B: Them be poor. But y' all still give us some though, so it don't matter. But like, it don't stop. [00:35:10] Speaker A: I'm saying they're poor. [00:35:11] Speaker B: They be poor physically, mentally, spiritually, financially. All that being order. And it don't matter. It don't matter to y' all sometimes about two, three times. But listen to what I'm saying though. Like, y' all be these first bad, bro. These can't handle. [00:35:30] Speaker A: I plead the fifth. [00:35:31] Speaker B: These can't handle you coming into their life. And they ain't been dealing with nothing but buckets all day life. So now that you gave me a chance, man, I've been looking at you for years. [00:35:41] Speaker A: It's like I gotta tell somebody, but. [00:35:43] Speaker B: They pissing on the 500. [00:35:44] Speaker A: I don't like that. I don't like that. Cause what the you doing telling somebody that you. [00:35:49] Speaker B: That was your fault though. Like that was your fault. Just because y' all just like how y' all ask us damn, what kind of y' all deal with. What kind of y' all deal with. [00:35:56] Speaker A: Cause night or letting it cook up? It depends on the. I'll say this. Having sex the first night does not make you a hoe. [00:36:07] Speaker B: I ain't gonna lie right I didn't heard. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Everybody grown as hell. I mean, it depends on the situation. [00:36:13] Speaker B: But them girls. Them girls who be trying to lock you into this situation, bro, that's how everybody. Them girls who be trying to lock you into a situation, bro, they ain't gonna give you no coochie on the first night, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, they. They go on. They gonna want to make themselves seem so respectful and. Oh, I don't go for that. I ain't never had sex on the first night. Like, bro, you ain't getting no brownie points with me. You about to send me home with a hard dick, and I got to think about you. I'm about to something else. So now you just out the door. You feel what I'm saying? I' ma just be real. [00:36:40] Speaker A: Real. [00:36:42] Speaker B: You ain't xed out, but damn, what you think I'm about to do for some used coochie? You already not the Virgin. You're not the Virgin Mary, though. So it's not like. [00:36:51] Speaker A: I hate the fact that y' all have that, bro. [00:36:55] Speaker B: I don't. It's not that type of mindset. It's reality. [00:36:57] Speaker A: Somebody did something with somebody else or they did something before they got to do it with you. [00:37:02] Speaker B: Ain't nobody say you got. Oh, my God. See, that's why I be saying only hear what they want to hear, cuz I ain't say nothing about it being that type of mindset. I'm just saying that this is hard facts and reality. [00:37:15] Speaker A: I had first. First. Lanisha said hair six on the first night, and it turned into 10 years underneath hers. [00:37:24] Speaker B: Them girls get the posting. Oh, y' all love a hoe. The hoes always happy. [00:37:32] Speaker A: Scroll back, let me see what. [00:37:37] Speaker B: Yeah, and I' ma wait, too. I' ma wait just to crack your ass and not take you. [00:37:42] Speaker A: If I smash you on the first night, I' ma definitely put you in a category. Cause she's going, that's not true. True. [00:37:49] Speaker B: Who is? Ryan. Ryan, you ain't getting no, bro. [00:37:52] Speaker A: He ain't even got no picture. [00:37:54] Speaker B: What you talking about? [00:37:55] Speaker A: Don't go down the way. That's not true, Ryan. [00:37:57] Speaker B: Cuz I'mma give you. Okay. [00:37:59] Speaker A: Use dick. Okay? [00:38:00] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. Cuz, listen. Guess what I'mma say. For me, she's just a whole raving. [00:38:04] Speaker A: On the first night. Y' all chill. [00:38:06] Speaker B: I'mma make. I'mma make it hard for a to say no for me, anyway, being for real. I'm already coming out. I'm already coming out Paying for everything. I'm be looking good, smelling good, fresh haircut, blinking teeth, white and full. [00:38:19] Speaker A: So I got a question. So if a man gives it up on the first night, does that make him a whole too? I mean, what's. I mean, what's the difference? If a girl gives it up on the first night, she's going. But if a dude obviously a on the first night, what? He just. He just that. Cause he her the first night. [00:38:33] Speaker B: I don't give a what a calling me a hoe hoe. Okay, so what does that do for you? [00:38:42] Speaker A: Hey, y', all, this is so funny. This. This. This is personal. But between day one and day 30 especially, it's a texting me right now telling me, like, you didn't gave that up. So you can't get that to me. And he keeps sending me voice messages. [00:38:57] Speaker B: He said what? [00:38:58] Speaker A: Sending me voice messages like, I know a. That you didn't and a telling everybody. So you mean to tell me you can't me? I don't give a fuck what that nigga telling you. [00:39:11] Speaker B: Ain't gonna get. [00:39:12] Speaker A: No. [00:39:16] Speaker B: Listen, let me get y' all some free game, right? Let me get y'. All. Let me get y' all some free. [00:39:19] Speaker A: Hey, fellas, fellas. [00:39:21] Speaker B: Free game, right? Free game. [00:39:24] Speaker A: Y' all going. Oh, my God. [00:39:25] Speaker B: Listen. Free games. [00:39:27] Speaker A: What? [00:39:27] Speaker B: They a. Let me talk y'. [00:39:28] Speaker A: All. I'm sorry. Go ahead. [00:39:30] Speaker B: No, I'm gonna let y' all get it off. Go ahead. Keep going, please. Because I just want to. [00:39:33] Speaker A: Because this is ladies night, period. [00:39:36] Speaker B: Ladies. Okay, well, how much we break? [00:39:40] Speaker A: This is ladies night. [00:39:41] Speaker B: They paying for it tonight. Y', all. That. Go ahead and focus. That camera's on Shay. Cause she apple paying tonight. That. No, I ain't poop. [00:39:50] Speaker A: What? Paying for dick. Whoa, whoa. Oh, let's talk about it. No. Cause it be that be paying for dick. [00:39:58] Speaker B: Yes, and we love y' all be. [00:40:01] Speaker A: Paying top dollar for that. We love y'. [00:40:03] Speaker B: All. We love y'. All. No flat purse energy bookie. Thank you. We love you. You got that good credit. You got that. You know what I'm saying? You ready to spend a couple dol on the we love y'. All. We love y'. [00:40:17] Speaker A: All. You got your life. [00:40:19] Speaker B: God damn, baby. We on Julio now. Y' all got to keep these comments. [00:40:26] Speaker A: I already knew you before this. We just never had sex then. Yeah, I'mma be in that ass over. But if it all go off vibes, and if I being new you. But this ain't one night stand coochie. So everybody can't get it and definitely can't have it on the first night. [00:40:42] Speaker B: Here we go. Another person thinking she got just some. [00:40:44] Speaker A: Fire ass Coochie turned into 10 years with her. Can't get it on the first night. Some can. But every. [00:40:53] Speaker B: That's what we. That's what we. That's what we saying in regards to like a who kind of like, bro, if you feel like you. That ain't nobody out this like, oh, this a hoe. She gave me some co on the. [00:41:04] Speaker A: First night for sure, but I hate a that be like that on that type of time. Just reverse it what Shanika said and put it from a perspective. [00:41:16] Speaker B: We don't even know what Shanika said. Cause all y' all did was clock the what did she say? [00:41:22] Speaker A: And that's my problem. I ain't paying for no dick. My coochie just as good as your dick, if not better. So. [00:41:29] Speaker B: So. So we gonna clock this. So a got to pay for everything and get the mediocre coochie that you giving him. [00:41:37] Speaker A: How you figure it's mediocre? How you figure it's the best? Don't be mediocre. Y' all be. But how you feel about Kills me with that. He always making it seem like some mediocre. [00:41:51] Speaker B: Damn y', all, boy. Everybody ain't got no good. [00:41:54] Speaker A: So you never have you ever had, like, good though? [00:41:58] Speaker B: I didn't had good and bad sex from the same person. Right? We ain't gonna see. We ain't talking about that. [00:42:04] Speaker A: She started off loving you and then she hated your ass. [00:42:07] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. I just found out, you know what you're doing. I was just a little too excited. You ain't consistent enough. Maybe I was too drunk. And I know that you. I ain't notice it, but you ain't really. [00:42:21] Speaker A: I ain't gonna lie. That can't happen, right? That can't happen, right? But usually it be when a don't like a no more. [00:42:30] Speaker B: Honestly speak from women perspective. I speak from my perspective. You feel what I'm saying? From perspective. Like, I don't know. [00:42:36] Speaker A: I don't know how perspective I. I've definitely went through that one time before. Like when I started liking somebody that I was dealing with. Like, I could not get. [00:42:45] Speaker B: And we can tell when you ain't even really like, into giving up. I'll be like, just like when y' all really. [00:42:50] Speaker A: Like when women don't really like giving head. Like, y' all could tell. Y' all could tell when a not into it. Just like we could tell when y' all not really into it. Like when y' all eating pussy and y' all just down there. Yeah, like, I ain't want you down there. [00:42:58] Speaker B: I ain't want you down there playing on my dick because what you doing don't even get down here playing with my. [00:43:03] Speaker A: No, seriously, please don't. Because that will piss me off. [00:43:05] Speaker B: Just leave my alone. You know what I'm saying? Like, real talk. How you. How. How. Don't want to give up no coochie the first night and think they're a hoe, but they get to bouncing that ass all around Facebook and don't think they're a hoe. Y' all be around here trying to. Trying to turn tricks. Y' all forgot about that and. And ain't nobody else. [00:43:26] Speaker A: What do you mean when you say turn tricks? Yeah, what is that? [00:43:28] Speaker B: When you want a trick. What is a trick? [00:43:30] Speaker A: What you talking about? But what do you mean? I don't know as tricks. [00:43:35] Speaker B: That's where the trick term even come from. [00:43:38] Speaker A: Let's talk about tricking. Like, is tricking. Y' all get in the comments. [00:43:41] Speaker B: Like they don't know you trying to get in the comments. A can make theirself 100 million. I just told y' all praising the talk about he a trick. He ain't got no car. So it's only what you do for the. It don't even matter if you got nothing. The just want to be around that come pick you up. You ain't call that up. [00:44:04] Speaker A: He's in the pie. Podcast viewers, right now. I want y' all to flood with like, what is a trick? What do y' all consider a trick right now? Them okay, first comment. He's. He's. If you this don't come tricking is pimping. Let's talk about it. That right. [00:44:26] Speaker B: That's exactly what this come from, bro. [00:44:29] Speaker A: Like be act like purchaser. Me. [00:44:34] Speaker B: Right, Bro. [00:44:36] Speaker A: Bro, my. [00:44:36] Speaker B: My dog know what going on, bro. [00:44:38] Speaker A: Listen, these. [00:44:40] Speaker B: A lot of these can't sit and have no conversation with no one coming to keep them stimulated in the mind enough the way they just gonna want to give you some, bro. A lot of just gonna be like, here, I got this. [00:44:55] Speaker A: I got all this money, y'. All. Whatever you build that building. [00:45:01] Speaker B: Y' all believe it? No, because them still in business. Don't tell us. Cause we be. We be seeing y' all a certain. We just be like, no way you gave that some. It's no way. [00:45:14] Speaker A: It's no way happened. [00:45:20] Speaker B: You know what I'm Saying women can just do and say whatever and just let it be water rolled off the back. Let me see that. Yes, it is. [00:45:26] Speaker A: That's not true. [00:45:27] Speaker B: Yes, it is. [00:45:30] Speaker A: Depending on who women deal with. [00:45:31] Speaker B: Like y' all had a long day. [00:45:33] Speaker A: Like if a woman deals with a. That you know is just. Just a. A clown ass bum ass. You not gonna with her. That why I want nobody to know who the. [00:45:44] Speaker B: Yeah, but y' all been give us some. Y' all been give up telling you. [00:45:53] Speaker A: Done been with a who. [00:45:54] Speaker B: I know. Just a. You know, like you. [00:45:59] Speaker A: I'm sorry. My bad. Would have. [00:46:02] Speaker B: Boy. Yeah, got to go. [00:46:04] Speaker A: But I ain't going if you got it. That's true. M. That's true. My. [00:46:10] Speaker B: That might be on this. He got that. But go ahead. Talk about. [00:46:19] Speaker A: Wait, scroll up a little bit. Yoshi Mar. [00:46:22] Speaker B: Put up to my name tricking if you got it. [00:46:24] Speaker A: Okay, okay. That's so bright. My Mel Kwan. He said he paid for it. That's so bright. What do consider paying for? [00:46:38] Speaker B: He sent that cash out and they just gonna have sex. [00:46:43] Speaker A: Excuse me, Mr. Melan, please can get in the comments and respond. [00:46:48] Speaker B: Matter of fact, you can join the live. [00:46:50] Speaker A: We need. We need. [00:46:52] Speaker B: You can join the live. [00:46:55] Speaker A: What did you pay for somebody keeping. [00:46:57] Speaker B: These hoes in business, bro. Hey, if you want to join, we could. All you got to do is drop the email and we'll send him the link. You feel me? Like somebody keeping these hoes and business. All right, Lanisha, now let this be your last big ass comment. I love you. I love them now, but I love you. Listen, dog, we 47 minutes in that Julio bot gone twin. You got to give us some time. [00:47:18] Speaker A: These hoes definitely be trying to get your. Especially when they know like who you. I cannot stand that right know what type of woman that you with when know. Okay, I. I'mma. This is a. This is a thing that people say about me in particular. They say shay, like with money. Obviously I like with money because I'm a that having money. So I want a. That got money. So. [00:47:47] Speaker B: So what about when you get with a. That don't got money. And we know you like that. [00:47:51] Speaker A: Hey, look, we ain't talking about that. I just. I just want. I just to be like 100%. [00:48:02] Speaker B: It ain't like a going 100% from the free throw line. Just with money. With money. With money. I'mma do it like this with money. [00:48:13] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? [00:48:18] Speaker B: With money. [00:48:20] Speaker A: Man. [00:48:21] Speaker B: Go ahead, man. Go ahead. [00:48:23] Speaker A: Let me get to that. The only thing it takes Take is for a. A woman. The only thing it take is for a woman to with one that's having his way. And that sets the tone from then on is only gonna with only gonna be with like me or better. What the is you talking about that how we go. [00:48:45] Speaker B: What is she talking about? I'm asking. I asked you a simple question. [00:48:48] Speaker A: What was the question? [00:48:50] Speaker B: How you be act. How. How not you specifically. Okay, but how do act like they only get with money money. But we know you deal with who don't got no money, don't got the money is the one telling y' all business. [00:49:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:06] Speaker B: All day long people just so the with money can feel insecure like, hey. [00:49:10] Speaker A: People take on charity cases. If you. If you feel like a lot of females follow with no money. [00:49:21] Speaker B: How do you get got an excuse and a rebuttal for everything. [00:49:26] Speaker A: How the do you get. How the do you get to the point of your coochie being wet, huh? [00:49:34] Speaker B: Your legs wide the open and this don't got no money. Oh, no. [00:49:40] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know. I can't speak for that. I can't speak for that. Where. [00:49:43] Speaker B: How do you get to the point. [00:49:44] Speaker A: We can't argue for that. We can argue. We can argue because that. Hello. That's not. That's not my story. That's not. [00:49:54] Speaker B: I ain't saying it hers either. I'm just saying though, bro, we be knowing everybody that's been in that does not drive a G wagon, does not live in the Skyrise Hotel, does not have $700,000 in his closet. These got fake diamonds. And y' all believe it, right? Nah, fake ass diamond don't give a fine. But you think this ice cream. [00:50:19] Speaker A: We know when diamonds is what the y' all do. [00:50:21] Speaker B: Don't call striker or not. Y' all be in this riding around, going to dates and stolen hellcats and trackhawks right the now and don't give a fine about it. [00:50:32] Speaker A: So don't tell me what you passenger. See, princess, any. Any female that's about to go to jail right now. [00:50:40] Speaker B: About to go to jail. Hey, man, Twin, listen, man. Hey, listen, man. It went easy. Listen, I get to 100%. Twin like they going to jail. [00:50:52] Speaker A: Take a shot. Yes. [00:50:53] Speaker B: Y. Y. Y' all love them them. Y. We ain't told y' all about the type of that get pull up. Want stick this in your coochie. You know you ain't with that. But you want a shark that had plays today, you got to stick this in your. You ain't gonna do it, though. [00:51:08] Speaker A: Right. I don't like no shark. Give me the lane. [00:51:11] Speaker B: Apparently. But. [00:51:20] Speaker A: Was so fast. Apparently. Oh, okay. Then live you dirty. Oh, and on that note, I love. [00:51:35] Speaker B: You the deal, bro. That. That. I love you the deal, bro. We good. [00:51:45] Speaker A: Say to you take a shot girl. [00:51:47] Speaker B: Say to here my clock. Hey, listen, boy, it got. It got a little hot in here. [00:51:51] Speaker A: Not that lane. That was something else. [00:51:56] Speaker B: But listen, coochie value still went down 1500 points. Boy, that. That la. Oh my God. [00:52:05] Speaker A: Who was it? You tell me off. [00:52:07] Speaker B: No, no, no, no, no. She ain't going to tell you. We. We ain't gonna do all that. We ain't gonna do all that. [00:52:11] Speaker A: You ain't got me right now. You tell me off there. [00:52:12] Speaker B: We ain't going to do that. [00:52:13] Speaker A: We. We. We gonna talk. Cuz you not about to do my girl like that. [00:52:17] Speaker B: She did too for life, bro. You already know how we coming. [00:52:34] Speaker A: Them. [00:52:34] Speaker B: Are trying to fight her coming off the bus. [00:52:41] Speaker A: Is what was I they. I was fighting, he was fighting. [00:52:45] Speaker B: Everybody get jumped. [00:52:47] Speaker A: Listen, my brother came. [00:52:51] Speaker B: The 411 don't fly with my nine that go clean house. [00:52:57] Speaker A: You hear me? Damage. And he don't stop. He don't stop. He don't stop. [00:53:06] Speaker B: That my dog boy. For real, boy. [00:53:08] Speaker A: I'll never forget that. We at the to get out the bus. [00:53:11] Speaker B: Get off the bus on that too. I wasn't saying nothing. I was just gonna let them put they. Well, I ain't gonna say I'mma just steal off on your ass. [00:53:19] Speaker A: Here's a steal off on your ass hit me and I stuck him. [00:53:24] Speaker B: He running the house grab cousins and. [00:53:26] Speaker A: We was out that we was out. That so? [00:53:29] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, hold on. That. That used to go down. [00:53:34] Speaker A: Look, we was out. [00:53:36] Speaker B: That used to go down for sure. And it's still like that to this day. Day. Real talk, boy. [00:53:41] Speaker A: So Lanisha ground them hoes that drinking bill. They nasty as she told. [00:53:45] Speaker B: What you think about. Hey, listen, I promise to God a that drink beer and. And smoke cigarettes and smoke black and. [00:53:53] Speaker A: Mild that drinks beer is a mechanic. Why you drinking a beer especially and this. Why you drinking a beer? [00:53:58] Speaker B: I don't even like. I don't even like girls. [00:54:00] Speaker A: I don't even like girls that drive. [00:54:01] Speaker B: The car like this. [00:54:03] Speaker A: Hello. [00:54:06] Speaker B: If she drive the car like this, that's your first red flag. I've been working. [00:54:13] Speaker A: Now y' all stomach fat as if y' all drinking beer. Drink beer. [00:54:19] Speaker B: I'm holding that too. And she driving that car like this, right? [00:54:22] Speaker A: I love you so much. You so fine body is Tea. When you coming on the podcast? We need to see you want you to come. It tastes like dishwater. Time out. They gonna say stone cold Steve Austin. [00:54:38] Speaker B: The I'm telling you. [00:54:43] Speaker A: Now, you pick the hardest one. Samitra, you hard. You tough as I know what you female drinking a Heineken. You don't pee, you pee. If you meet you pee, you don't pee, you piss. A Corona good Corona girl. You can be every bouncer in the club on the Corona or a house. You like that? Are you drinking it out of the bottle or are you pouring it in the bottle? [00:55:13] Speaker B: Is that. Who is that? Who is that? [00:55:14] Speaker A: Go up, go up, go up, go. [00:55:16] Speaker B: Up, go up, go up, go up, go up, go up. What just say right here it's no way. Get yourself up. Who she talking about? I know that ain't for me, cuz. With. With J. With me every other weekend. You broke. Yeah, I know you ain't talking to me wrong with hey, I know that ain't for me. You got to be for somebody else needs coming. [00:55:39] Speaker A: Not even by the year. Go and scroll past them. No, no, no, no, no. [00:55:43] Speaker B: Keep that on cuz we don. Baby, who you talking to? [00:55:47] Speaker A: Let's keep going. [00:55:50] Speaker B: Having fun and. And your ass in here being building. This is what we talking about right here. [00:55:54] Speaker A: Yeah, this what we talking about right here. [00:55:57] Speaker B: You got to be the bad. You got to be the bad apple out of a thousand comments. You don't feel weird. You dumb. Get the out my. I don't want you in. [00:56:04] Speaker A: Hello? No, we're not doing that. Keep going. Who? Yeah, block them. [00:56:08] Speaker B: Who she talking about? [00:56:12] Speaker A: It says it is. Who is that? Who are they talking about? [00:56:14] Speaker B: They don't know. [00:56:14] Speaker A: I can't go past them. Click on like it's what? [00:56:19] Speaker B: Hey, click on it though. I guarantee you they ain't got no friends. It's a fake page. [00:56:28] Speaker A: Look at that. I do not like drama. I do not like that. [00:56:38] Speaker B: You gonna put that on child support call of the day. Don't you bring that in my comments. Real talk. Call it a day. Had the baby with that bro, man, you know that. That had three other kids. You still gave him a baby. He ain't seen them babies the whole time you were dealing with him. You still gave him another one though. That's your thing. [00:56:58] Speaker A: That's how it be though. [00:57:00] Speaker B: Dead beats and talking about they can be funny. That probably say I don't want that baby and you still gave it me to. To him. Now he a deadbeat. But y better pay attention to scroll. [00:57:10] Speaker A: Down How y' all kids doing, though? How. How your baby doing? [00:57:13] Speaker B: My baby doing real good. My baby just. My baby just left the doctor. 43 pounds, 43 ounces. Okay. I mean, 43 pounds, 43 inches. [00:57:21] Speaker A: Okay. [00:57:21] Speaker B: Four years old. [00:57:22] Speaker A: Okay. [00:57:23] Speaker B: I got me a D1 Superstar, man, you know? [00:57:24] Speaker A: Okay. Yo, it's so creepy. My daughter is in ninth grade. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, that is weird. [00:57:32] Speaker B: That got one friend. Exactly. You probably playing your ass got one friend, one photo. One friend, one photo. That. Listen, they just made that screenshot. Screenshot. Cuz I'm about to send it and we gonna trace. [00:57:57] Speaker A: We gonna trace IP addresses. That's what I said. Question for me. Yeah, what was the question? What was the question for me? Say Josh ain't litting up. Okay. What did he say? Who is Josh? [00:58:12] Speaker B: That one. Can I still. [00:58:16] Speaker A: No. [00:58:22] Speaker B: Hey, one thing about me, I can right now. Talking about kids, something. [00:58:29] Speaker A: Josh. [00:58:31] Speaker B: About four times. Josh, please. [00:58:34] Speaker A: No, go ahead, keep scrolling. No, no. Josh. No. Josh, I got a man. I thought you was married. You not marry no more. [00:58:46] Speaker B: Hey, my son in the 10C, you know how big that is? And he don't stay in them long. I think I need to go ahead and start buying 11 Cs. The got about 29 Cs at the house. Right? [00:58:56] Speaker A: Right now, I don't know what the in the water, but these kids getting big. Big as my daughter, foot big as mine. Well, it bigger than mine. My daughter is 14 years old. Like, can y' all look at me? Hello. Right? Like you got a 14. [00:59:10] Speaker B: Come on, come on, come on, stand up. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come get to him, okay? Yeah, come get to him, period. Okay? [00:59:18] Speaker A: Y' all got me drinking too much, okay? Period. [00:59:21] Speaker B: My daughter. [00:59:22] Speaker A: Jump. [00:59:22] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, he gonna want to see you jump. Yeah, yeah, you got the jump this time. We only got. And we got 40. [00:59:28] Speaker A: We got 30 seconds. [00:59:29] Speaker B: We got 30 seconds. [00:59:30] Speaker A: Yeah, high school. [00:59:31] Speaker B: We got 30 seconds. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Okay, you need to make a jump. Just stand up. Stand up. [00:59:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:37] Speaker B: Okay. [00:59:38] Speaker A: Come on. Yeah, the big one. The big. [00:59:44] Speaker B: Hey, man, don't say. Don't. Hey, listen, don't say. I ain't never did nothing for y' all now, you know what I'm saying? But you've been tuned into episodes of Peas in the Pod podcast, you know what I'm saying? [00:59:55] Speaker A: You the thick one. [00:59:57] Speaker B: Hey, man, we back next week with it. I'm glad y'. All. If y' all like the slumber party, put W's in the chat and Then listen, right? Whoever that. Whoever that mental patient is, hey, man, I hope you. I hope you find God, man. I hope you. I hope your mama told you they love you this week. [01:00:13] Speaker A: Cause what the wrong with you this. [01:00:15] Speaker B: Month, this year with your big stupid ass? Why you got to hide behind the fake page? You feel me? But you know, yeah, let me. I might take care of your kid. [01:00:30] Speaker A: Wrong with your ass. [01:00:31] Speaker B: Whole ass. Talk your to him. Talk your to. I know. I know your teeth brown and missing. I know something rotten in that. I know. I know you ain't been to the dentist. [01:00:43] Speaker A: No smiling in them. [01:00:44] Speaker B: You ain't been to the dentist in about five years. [01:00:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, hold up. I got me a plate from Y. [01:00:53] Speaker B: Hold on. Showing the plate real quick. Showing the plate. Showing the plate. Cause listen, this who catering for the. For the live event, y'. [01:00:59] Speaker A: All. [01:00:59] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? So I just want her to get up, but come put it in the camera over there. I don't like her anyway, y'. All. [01:01:08] Speaker A: Oh, it's too dark. Y' all can't see. [01:01:11] Speaker B: Okay, what that? Oh, don't drop it down. Say, if you drop that, I am gonna laugh, I swear to God. Cut that cor. Cornbread rocking in it. You could tell she eat that cornbread, ain't it? Look at the thighs, boy. Hey, listen, man, this Peas in the Pod podcast, man. Peas in the cakes. [01:01:31] Speaker A: Peas in the cakes. Your mama said bring. [01:01:36] Speaker B: Why are you talking? Why you. Why you doing that? [01:01:39] Speaker A: You see what you said? [01:01:40] Speaker B: She a say. [01:01:40] Speaker A: Jeremy, though, said bring your mama play. Oh, you. Oh, I'm sorry. See, you be like a mom. [01:01:48] Speaker B: I can't even bring me a plate. Twin you. [01:01:51] Speaker A: He didn't, y'. All. He didn't. [01:01:53] Speaker B: I'm sorry. [01:01:53] Speaker A: I'm sorry. She asked me to bring her a plate. That's why I brought her plate. Zoom in on me. Zoom in on me. Zoom in. This jerk chicken from Yaya Zoom. I don't want to eat this like you ain't. [01:02:11] Speaker B: Hey, man, we'll see y' all next week, man. Hopefully. I got the same cast, man. We out. [01:02:39] Speaker A: Sam.