Third Row Seating Means First-Class Memories

[00:00:07] Speaker A: What's happening, man? Good Tuesday. It's your boy J with ain't back to you with another podcast episode, man. Peas in the podcast. Hey, man, I ain't gonna lie, man. I'm frustrated as hell today, man. I'm already. I'm. I'm. I'm already aggravated even. We got technical difficulties, you know what I'm saying? We're just gonna rock out, bro. How y' all doing today? God damn, bro. Somebody make me laugh. For $20 right quick, man, I'll buy you lunch. Tell me. It just made me laugh, bro. That's how I'm feeling. What's happening, though, man? I hope everybody having a good week. I'm saying you enjoying yourself. Everything productive, everything going on. I ain't even got no topic right now. Equation. We just freestyling. Just being honest, bro. How many views I got on this? I ain't got 10, man. Yeah, we can't go public today. It's just gonna be, hey, let me know if you can share the live. If you can share the live, let me know. I don't know, man. Mela being weird today, man. What's happening, Ellis, man, How you doing? Comment, man. Let me know you join, man. Let me know if you can share the live right quick. Gonna take like two seconds to kind of get this together. Other than that, man, I'm about to take me a shot. Cheers to the. That goes on in life every day, but you still got to be adult years. But I don't know what been going on with that Julio lately, but that Julio been fighting back. Damn, that was spicy just now, boy. You say you just shared it. Yeah, I know we gotta talk about something, though. You know what I'm saying? But now I'm blow. Cause like, what we use the stream off of, you feel me? Like, it won't let us, like, go public with it. You know, I got like 12, 000 followers on Facebook and on Instagram, and we was. I was trying to cross plat, you know what I'm saying? Stream, cross platform. I don't know if Meta didn't lock some up the way. We can't go public on the live, so that kind of gonna affect the views too, like, you know what I'm saying? That's what I'm frustrated. Frustrated as you feel me. But, you know, the show must go on, man. Oh, boy. I'm trying to get the stomach above me, man. Really? Yeah, man. Make sure you drop a comment or something, man. Let me know you're done joining the live. I Appreciate everybody who tap in with me every week. You know I'm saying, let's get this thing rolling. I forget what I had wanted to talk about, you know what I'm saying? I think I was gonna talk about people attitudes, you know what I'm saying? But I lowkey got the attitude right now. But I ain't gonna let it affect me well, I ain't gonna let it affect how I talk to other people. And that's what I was talking about, you know what I'm saying? Like, people just expect you to respect them having a bad day, bro. Everybody have a bad day. We grown, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, nobody gives a. If you have a bad day. You expect for me to, like, I don't know, like, stop when I'm doing the. Like. Yeah, I don't know, bro. I just don't get it, bro. Like, y' all just. I don't know. People catching attitudes about the dumb. I swear to God. Quiz. I got the bad attitude right now. But listen, I'm trying to adjust, and it took me a shot. I feel it calming down a little bit. Maybe I need to take another one. You feel me? That what I need to do. Take another shot. Okay, 100 there. I heard y' all. I heard y' all. I heard y' all say take another shot. That's what I heard. So we're gonna pop us another one. Hello. You feel what I'm saying? We're gonna pop us another one. Cheers. Health and wealth up to a down to it. [00:04:42] Speaker B: Those who don't do it, Jesus. [00:04:48] Speaker A: I'll take the bad attitude about you, right? You know what else, bro? I can't get a co host. I know y' all be tired of looking at me all day. I'll be trying to have a pretty woman for the fellows to look at. I'm not even gonna get on it. If you trying to just let no people have a bad day, tell them you hope they have a no. Hell no. Cause guess what I tell them. Guess what I tell them, twin. Have a. Have a bad day again tomorrow. I hope you. I hope you have another one. You feel what I'm saying? Because, like, well, I'm supposed to respect your bad day for a. I have bad days every day. And you. You ain't gonna never. I ain't gonna say you ain't gonna know. But also, like, Brian gonna let that affect, like, what we got going on or how I deal with people like that. That just weird at this. This point age. I. If I Got a bad day to the point. The way it's gonna affect how I deal with, like, outside life. I. I won't come out the house. I won't talk. I won't post on social media. Nothing that's gonna, you know, grind my gears to get me to that point, bro. But, you know, like, we just got grown people now who feel like you pulled to respect them having a bad day. I don't give a about your bad day. I hope you have a bad week. I hope you walk around with the rainy cloud on you all day long. It. You know what I'm saying, Twin? I got a topic. Just talking to gentlemen. Anyways, why do y' all dudes prefer to help women with no real priorities and leave the ones that have everything going for themselves in the blind? Well, well, well, well, well, well. I'm gonna attack that question. Right, y' all sure the comments at. You can't do that right now. [00:06:39] Speaker B: No, because everything is on just for friends. It's not even. It's not coming up. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Word. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:45] Speaker A: It's not even showing up. I'm pissed. I'm pissed. I got to read off the phone, man. [00:06:51] Speaker B: But if they want to comment, we streaming it live on YouTube, too, so. [00:06:56] Speaker A: Yeah, but anyways, I don't. I don't know nothing about, like, why dudes, like, help. Like, in my honest opinion, though, it easier to kind of like. It easier to kind of, like, give somebody something who ain't really had, you feel what I'm saying? Like, if. If. If he. If he doing this little. And it kind of seemed like it's just a norm to you, or it's just like, you know, like, this is what you should be doing. Like, but at the other house, he getting, like, the greatest praise in the world. Cause she ain't used to, bro. It just gonna hit a little different, bro. That's all. You know what I'm saying? Like, it just be like that. That just. I could ask y' all, like, why y' all women want. Who just say they, like, you know, like, it just depends on type of. You go after too long, you know what I'm saying? Like, everybody entitled to their own destiny and what they feel like. You know how that life should go. So you kind of, like, walk your own walk, but it, like, you kind of can, like, tell what pattern lead to, like, this result, and this pattern leads to this. So, like, I just suggest that you just, like, no, switch it up. Give that a chance. Who you've been ignoring. You know what I'm saying, but you know, you know how that goes. It's easier to get somebody, that's what I'm saying. Like you telling me what's happening and my dog always be on here, man, I appreciate you neat. For real. Yeah, I definitely got to work on the attitude to it. I ain't go with you. But yeah, it definitely like easier to like you telling me, like if my hundred dollars impress a twenty dollar woman and you a three hundred woman, like I'm gonna take my hundred dollars to that 20, you know what I'm saying? I still got eight of them. And if I went to 480 or I went to 400 and she just blown out her socks, just go where they appreciated that, you know what I'm saying? Like, I think like sometimes we kind of like, we kind of like misconstrue that, man. We kind of like lose that part of life. Like, you feel me like a, if a feeling appreciated more someplace that he's, you know, then you just need to do a little bit more appreciating, you know what I'm saying? Like, or, and, and, and, or I'm gonna be real with you. A ain't gonna let you know when he ain't got it going on doggy. If I'm up, I'm up. I ain't about to tell you I'm up so you can look at me different. Nobody you feel I'm just gonna, I gotta do some adjustments right quick, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's another thing too. So it just be like, do you really believe the man? You really believe the man? Women ignore the best one for them, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Boy, you can listen. I'm pretty sure like you didn't been in arguments or whatever the case may be with like your partner. And you probably didn't thought back to like, well, I could have just dealt with, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know, bro. That be it, it this, this, this game called life we be playing, bro. This weird, you know what I'm saying? Like, everybody got their own little way of like showing you what they is and, and, and like what they D for. And you got to decide whether or not that for you or not though, you know what I'm saying? A lot of times y' all just be scared of a new person. Oh, I don't want nothing new, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that scared, bro, but I ain't. I'd rather just face fear than like remain in the situation, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like, like remain in the situation. Like, a lot of times, bro, we be in situations, bro. You know, that ain't no good for you, but. But you still in it. Don't understand, like, sex really be that important sometimes. That be the out of me, though, so I'm gonna just stick around, bro. That don't be worth it, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. I ain't had no that good yet to make me, like, want to stick around, though. I didn't, though. I ain't had nothing that good yet. The way it's just like, oh, your sex so amazing. Like, it's just like I can't live without it. I'm sorry. I just ain't had nothing yet. It's really like, what you do for my mind. Like, the. The type of, like, sour relief I get around you, you know what I'm saying? Like, the peace of mind you bring me, Like, I ain't even. Like, that's what it really keep me wrong. If you think you're just gonna put some on me and I'm gonna just stay around. I ain't the guy. I'm gonna just be real. [00:11:48] Speaker B: Nicknick says she's back with a blunt. [00:11:51] Speaker A: Yeah, she better with a blunt. Hey, listen, listen. I got to switch locations, man, so I can smoke my gas, boy. Like, yo, shot, we got to do something. I'll be in there be drunk. Matter of fact, who want to take a shot? We're gonna take a shot or what? Okay. I said take a shot. Yo, so you ain't drinking? [00:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I will be. Ariana says sex don't impress everyone, you know? [00:12:20] Speaker A: I mean, a lot of times, like, I don't think. I don't think. Like, I think a lot of times, like, people be holding, like, sex over the head. Like, hey, this the. This is what you get. If you got down, do right by me, you know? You just got to prove to me that you the one for me. But I give you some, you know what I'm saying? But you didn't gave that to a who ain't worth it already, you know what I'm saying? That's why y' all ask me so mean now. You feel me? That'd just be my thing with the sex. Like, bro, if it's a natural situation, bro, like, let it. Let it be what it gonna be. You feel me? Like, I just suggest you wrap it up. I just suggest you use protection. You know what I'm saying, like, that's my suggestion to everybody, you know what I'm saying? If you're sharing something, you know that ain't yours, you know, to say what you call home. Write that up. I'm saying that feeling. That feeling, boy, would be going. Would be passing around. You gonna keep feeling that. You know, those sound like word, bro. Just like, God damn. What's with this? [00:13:23] Speaker B: For real? [00:13:24] Speaker A: You said what? [00:13:25] Speaker B: What's with this? Damn, Julio, for real, bro. [00:13:27] Speaker A: That Julio. Spicy, ain't it? [00:13:29] Speaker B: What the. [00:13:30] Speaker A: That tastes like a pepper. [00:13:35] Speaker B: Said what? If it's not about the sex, everybody don't be pressed about sex like me. [00:13:40] Speaker A: I'm not. I'm not pressed for no. I love get. I love some sex that I wasn't even expecting to get. I just wanted to come chill around, you know what I'm saying? Like, boom, we didn't knock that out. [00:13:51] Speaker B: Surprise, surprise. [00:13:52] Speaker A: Oh, that's the best in the world to me, boy. So surprise. I wasn't even expecting to get. Oh my God, girl, I wasn't even prepared, you know what I'm saying? [00:14:02] Speaker B: Like, I thank you though. [00:14:04] Speaker A: But like, not for real. Like, at this grown ass age, though, like, it really don't be about no sex. The people who like, really care about sex, bro, they're just not. Like, I'm speaking on, like, being 32, I'll be 33 September. So, like, I'm just speaking from my experience. Like, people my age, if they still chasing that sex, bro, they're either still trying to live off some high school or they just not start getting their life together and started feeling attractive. So now they feel like they can get any and everything they want. So everything just evolved around 6 revolve around sex, you know what I'm saying? So, like, bro, that can, like, lead to some detrimental situations, you know. Less is a deadly sin. That's all you're doing is listing. I gotta have this. This, then the third bro or something come with that. It's just what that is, bro. Like, it's. It's literally the divine weight, you know what I'm saying? No, hey, listen, that surprise, I'm telling you, boy, that surprise, like, boy, listen, boy, you know how it is to like. Like I said, like, you going to a little Saudi house, you already ain't. I don't know if y' all move like me, boy. I'm not one of these who be like, oh, damn, when you gonna give me some? Cause I really don't care, you know what I'm saying? Like, if I just like being around you. I just like being around you. So, like, the minute you give me some. Oh, boy, please. I know, because I know it. I'm. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just saying, like, you feel me so honestly, though, in my eyes, though, when like a woman give me, like, like some sex, bro. On some, like, if I'm really pursuing you, that's like another way of her being submissive. You know what I'm saying? Especially if she ain't really giving her body up and she didn't gave you some sex. Yeah, for sure. And some Ross. Well, I don't know. Y' all just treat that raw six like just a piece of chicken. I guess you just say everybody go up in you raw, cuz. They look good. But no, boy, hell no. I'm telling you, boy, if I. I wish. I wish I could show you the brick of condoms I got. I'm not playing. I don't be bullshitting, bro. I don't know about other people. I don't got to worry about that now because I'm. I'm chilling. But. Oh, well, please, boy. Back in my day. But I wish you would. Thank you. Coming to my house, get some raw dick. Not over here, you're not. Real talk. Matter of fact, take your shot, twin. What's up? Where we at with. Oh, let me put in the camera. Up to it, down to it. I don't know it. [00:16:41] Speaker B: Those who don't do it. [00:16:43] Speaker A: Hey, Jesus. Yep, I'm. About time I made the live part. Hey, welcome. I appreciate you. Next week it'll be better, though. We'll probably have some people from out of town. Right now, we just on the friends list. You feel me? Lust is definitely dangerous. Knowing how to have self control is key. And listen, I ain't gonna lie, doggy. Ever since I started, like, controlling my lust, bro, I felt so much stronger, bro. Like, I love the fact, like, walking like, or just being in the room with somebody who, like, want you physically, bro. But I ain't getting that up. You got me up. I'm. I'm like, y' all, no, you gotta spend some money. Let me know you love me for real. Let me know if I get in here. Ain't nobody else gonna get in here, cuz if that what we doing. Like, you got hoes, I got hoes. I don't want that. You tripping. I don't want that. We ain't about to be going back and forth because some of y' all women be feeling like you got to do everything that did to hurt you. You know what I'm saying? And y' all be carrying that on to the next. Like, Ah, that all right, bro? No, sir. Right. Let's talk. Tell me what's on your mind. It ain't all about sex. Sex, it does it. Sex. It does play a part. But I feel like if you could tap into my head. I ain't. Hey, listen. That's what I'm saying. Like, bro, listen. Let me tell y' all something, bro. Like, instead of, like, going out the side because she got a fat ass. Cause, bro, listen, bro, this, this. Especially y' all that don't like to use protection. Let me tell you something. You going out the side with a fat ass, bro, you gonna get yourself into some. Ain't got to be by the std, bro. That's what y' all be forgetting. You'll around and have a ratchet ass baby mama. You know what I'm saying? Like, getting burnt. You got to deal with this. And you want to be a real dad. Oh, boy, please. But that's another way of living. Like you know what I'm saying? Oh, no. You can't get your baby this week. Oh, no. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, this be around my baby, bro. I don't want to go through that, bro. That's why y' all don't see me out here 33 with more than one kid, bro. I made sure, mind you. I went through my little. With my baby mama, but not nothing I couldn't fix. Y' all see how I move with my baby. Like, bro, I'm really a dad. Like, boy, I'll be scared as to get one of these pregnant who really don't get no money. Who really be out this. Like, just. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, you. Some of y' all baby mamas be having them babies on the side of the bed and getting. [00:19:23] Speaker B: You know. [00:19:23] Speaker A: You know how. Oh, man. Oh, man, bro, I throw up. I'm coming to get my baby. You got me up. So, like, that's that. That. That'd be my. Like, you might. You might catch sd get a shot in your ass and appeal. Bro, you. You know what I'm saying? You cool, but you get that ratchet ass baby mama. Boy, you. Your mind. You might kill yourself. I'm just dead ass. Serious, bro. Like, bro, you. You might make a baby with the. Who won't do nothing but crush your pride. Oh, we. Boy, you hit. You hit. And you got to keep dealing with this. Keep Dealing with this. Keep dealing with it like it don't matter what you do. You can't do right and you can't get your baby. Oh, boy, you boy, that boy like, bro, that could get you in some situations where you really can't get yourself out of. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or you could be so str. Like, you could catch some that you be so stressed out about. Every time you stress, you. You get bubbles on your dick. You can't eat certain. Or you get bubbles on the tip of your dick. Yellow bubbles. Ain't that what that look like? But they got now. But you catch that with the rubber on, you ain't even protected from that and be sitting here doing like, they can't even test you for it. And you could catch it with a rubber on. That's just how serious this is now. So me personally, I just rather deal with my personal. And I just like, if it fixable, we gonna fix that. [00:20:54] Speaker B: Question says so. Do you think some of them fat asses be stank? [00:20:58] Speaker A: Do I think I know some of them fat asses be stank. They can't wipe all that ass. Hey, you might. You might run a. You might run a baby wife through that. Found all kind of from years ago. Toy cars, rattlers. You know what I'm saying? Like that just sat on old house keys. You she can't reach back that move. Oh, you know what I hate more than the fat stank ass? Oh, a fat hard ass. Oh, boy, y' all be pissing me off that you grab a fist full of jeans. That what it feel like. Your ass ain't even soft. That just big and wide. Boy, I hate ass like that. Boy, what you doing? It must be working the plan or something. You might be walk all day long. I like soft ass. I like that ass. Like, bro, you know how like you get up on your girl and you grab some ass and that heavy, Boy, that's my type of party. I like heavy room. Not that hard room. You know what I'm saying? Like, yo, for sure what. What need to say. Yeah, that be stinking. Why you got me up? She told that so damn hard. I'm dead ass question like what? Please, what worms be hard to you down to hit? That ain't doing that. That's the ass I don't even want to hit from the back. For what? You better ride this wood, girl. You talking about why I'm get back there for that Ain't no water back there. It just sand. You ever want to touch One of them sandbags at Lowe's. Now, that be feeling, bro. Can't stand no hard ass, but don't give me no hard rumple. Real tough, real talk. That's just my preference, though. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna be a who be willing to deal with that. You know, be gassing y' all up anyway. That's why a lot of people be feeling like they more than what it is. You know what I'm saying? Like. Cause it'd be a corny behind it. It's a corny be corny as. Take a shot of these corny. My dog just said y' all be. Y' all used to be in her inbox asking like or saying like, thank you for adding me beautiful. What? I know you'll take some if you tell that girl thank you for accepting your friend request. [00:23:28] Speaker B: Not take some. They gonna take some if they say, well, all right. [00:23:34] Speaker A: Yoshi, this get real to him. Come on, hit that. You know what I'm saying? Like, last time we was online, Yoshi voice was up. Oh, cap, them bbls do be hard. Y. Y. I'm not gonna lie, but I only had one bbl. I was like, girl, listen on, you know, but, oh, y' all be getting a cheap bbl. You got the BBL on payment plan. [00:24:14] Speaker B: You got b payment plan. [00:24:17] Speaker A: Like, I don't be understanding, like, why y' all just don't go to the same person I be seeing who run this shape like a Vaseline jar. You should just kept that for that ass. No, Kizzy, I ain't gonna lie. I don't know what everybody like, bro. I just be talking about what I like. So, like my preference, bro. And then, for one, I'm gonna be real with y' all. I'm not the Pope. Everything I say don't go. Everything I say is like, literally, like, my opinion. You know what I'm saying, bro? Like, I could just literally be like, not the for you, but that don't mean you got to, like, not like me. Like, what be wrong with y' all with that the attitude. You wouldn't believe how many thank me for adding them. Them be thanking y' all for adding them. What? Come on. So you wax stank coochie. Girl, you strong. You strong as. So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on on here. If you add a shouty, right, you send a friend request. Because, mind you, Facebook ain't nothing but the dating app. So, like, you send a friend request, you get the friend request. Like, you don't never feel like you doing too much. Cause I ain't gonna lie. You know what? You know I that up, bro. You know what? These up. Cause is slow. They comprehension skills up. They confused stalking with being consistent. [00:25:55] Speaker B: Oh, tough. [00:25:56] Speaker A: You feel what I'm saying? Yeah, like, you're only a consistent if she were talking back. If she not talking back, bro. Let that slide, twin. Cause you looking real stupid. Then y' all will get real dumb and be like, oh, boo, what's your cash out? Y' all heard about y' all that be spinning that cheese and ain't getting no cheeks. Never been me who. Yeah, all right. I send some cheese. You got 14 days shots up. No guy, you got 14 days to come up off that ass. So get what you won't get no more cheese. I ain't gonna complain about it. I ain't gonna make you think I'm broke. But that's what it is. Like, bro. Like, y' all don't understand sometimes. Like, all right. Bet a lot of. Like that. That. That thrill of the chase. You know what I'm saying? Like, trying to get that ass. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a thrill in that. Let me spend a little bit of cheese. If I spend some cheese on your ass. And that pussy ain't worth me spending no cheese on. You got a whole nother problem, though. [00:27:09] Speaker B: Mr. Krabs, after that nickname, said, listen, if your ass want to cash at me, go ahead. But that ain't gonna. That ain't got nothing to do with me. [00:27:19] Speaker A: What the that mean? [00:27:21] Speaker B: She said, if you want to do. [00:27:22] Speaker A: It, then be cash up, y' all. 25 bucks. [00:27:28] Speaker B: Gina said we like when they send the cash app. [00:27:31] Speaker A: Who said? Gina who? [00:27:32] Speaker B: Gina Payne Say we like when they send the cash app. Just don't thank me for adding you. [00:27:37] Speaker A: And listen. Hey, Twin, you probably the only one who probably got like a. I ain't gonna say that. Cause I. I got a baddie y' all don't even know I got. Right now. We just cooling. But I'll be waiting on one of y' all to be like. And let me pay for something because we going out to eat on your dying player. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm gonna take her ass screwed out to eat just sending money. You just. You just gonna send them? So you think, like, sending money makes you attractive? I feel like that only for ugly ass. I ain't ugly. And I could dress, and I know how to, so I could just be certain, bro. I just don't Feel the need to do. I feel like you're gonna with me anyway just cause I'm raised right. Imma treat you right. I' ma talk to you like you somebody. You know what I'm saying? It's a. It's a lot of who got some money and just corny as they can't even keep y' all attention. For real. Like you being there around the the. You know what I'm saying? You know he got something going on. Whatever. He corny as hell. He came holding the conversation. You just realize he's just a weirdo. Put some chicken now you ain't even interested in the for real. He just got some cheese. As long as you spend some cheese, y' all good. That just be the type of situation I'd never put myself in. Just me, though, you know what I'm saying? Like every. Like I tell y' all at the beginning, everybody's entitled to their own destiny. You can live your life however the you want to live your life. What are you gonna see that. What you gonna get on my and say, oh, bro, you ain't rich enough? So I might not be rich enough, but as soon as your dumb ass go to jail for the money that you spending on that, guess what she gonna do Go with my not rich ass. Cause I would take advantage of her ass when she going through some wrong with you. Word. Y' all need to be tripping where I got the game up. [00:29:20] Speaker B: Kim. Kim Crawford said my home training out the window. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Mama, I love you. You come on here to say this every week that your home turning out the window? Well, listen, woman, I don't think y' all understand what I went through in Kim Crawford house. Let's just talk about it right quick. Since she here. Y' all mama ever made like Cs and but expect for you to make a A. Yo, that's. [00:29:43] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you some funny, Jake. My son said that to me. [00:29:46] Speaker A: What? Show me a report card. You got all these. Show me a report card to where you held the same standard right here. Because apparently this hereditary and I get it from you. [00:30:00] Speaker B: Think about something. Daddy used me to get A's when I know you flunk found the 12th grade. I said shut the hell up. [00:30:12] Speaker A: Bro. Listen, bro. My mama used to blow me, bro. Like I got Mind. You mind. Y' all, first of all, I got a little sister that was a nurse before she was 21. You know what I'm saying? First of all, congratulations to my baby Kyn. You know what I'm Saying, that's my heart, that's my soul. Listen, boy, I raised that one. You feel me? My baby was a nurse before she was 21. You know what I'm saying? So, like, Kaylin used to come home. Kayla might be in kindergarten, first grade, bro. I'm in high school. She come over. Mama, who got report cards today? I ain't even got time to finesse my. Well, you remember we used to sit in the. The library. That's how I knew I was. That's how I knew I knew how to scam. Boy, I used to be able to write a report card. You know what I'm saying? Like, boy, please. Boy, I don't know why my mama used to do me like that, bro. [00:31:06] Speaker B: Kibi Scott said, now I'm finna ask my mama what the was on her report card. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Boy, listen, boy, my mama used to be in that. Let me see your report card. To me. To me, honestly, I was a football player, and as long as this say passing, that's all I needed to do, I ain't give a flying hell. So you telling me I need to make more than the d? Apparently, this 72. That's why I'll be saying about these young. Now, boy, y' all got it easy, because a 72 was a D. A 69. You failed. You telling me you need a 50 to fail now? Oh, boy, please. I would have been in D. I would have been D1 right now. I would have been D1, bro. Just off of, like, my academics, I would have to see average. I had a D average, top tier. And I started smoking weed in the ninth grade. [00:31:58] Speaker B: What? [00:31:58] Speaker A: Please. [00:32:00] Speaker B: Your mama said so. If y' all was raised in the same house, what happened? [00:32:06] Speaker A: You. You what happened? You what happened? Word, boy. You what happened? This the stuff that me and my brothers used to have to do. Kayla ain't had to do. Y' all. Kaylin fell in love with school because she loves school. My mom and them made us love school. Or try to make a. We used to. We used to go to after school care, have to, like, do our homework before we had time to play, get home from after school care and still got to read the hour. Man, I'm in that sleep. I ain't. I ain't playing to be no scientist, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not a doctor. That is what that was. Bro, you tripping, Gina. [00:32:47] Speaker B: Page said mom barely passed but one one. You want honor roll, Gina? [00:32:53] Speaker A: Then I got proof, right? Cause my mom, my grandma is. Is the type of person who like just keep everything and she ain't get rid of nothing. My grandma showed me one of my mama report cards. Man, please. As long as I graduate, don't say nothing to me. Why my mama died because she used to help sort papers in class and make her see she was a great student. That ain't how life work. Cause you telling on everybody who talking. And you make a seat. Girl, please sit down. For real. Shots up, man, shots up. If your mama trying to make you be a scholastic type person and she wasn't scholastic at all. You ain't got no scholastic people in your family. You're just supposed to be the first one to make straight A's. Bro, that ain't for everybody. It wasn't for me. For sure telling you that now. Cause when that 7172 used to come across my desk that say don't fail, that's all it meant to me. I don't give up. I don't give a damn what the score is. I can still get to the net grade with a 7172 and be eligible to play football. Life's good. Shots up. Damn, boy, that Julio fighting back. What? Come on. I want you better than me. That'd be our problem. I want you better than me. Girl, please. Better accept for what it is. What it is. Hey, man, one thing about my son. I'm be real, y' all. I do not expect my son to be no straight A student. If you telling me this all you got. This all you got. You know how many times I didn't went in the people classroom or. Or the night before I'm in that studying from 7 o' clock to 10 o' clock. Getting the classroom. I don't remember them numbers start coming off the paper. Bro, what the I'm supposed to do with this? Boy, please. But guess what? I know some people that went to college, graduated with all them chords, you know what I'm saying? Graduate with degrees and I got more money than they ass right now. Talk to me. I bet you I graduate with goddamn common sense and street knowledge with a straight A. [00:35:20] Speaker B: Hey, keeping said. But Jeremy, I don't think you ever been in class though. [00:35:26] Speaker A: Hey, keep. You need to mind your goddamn business. That's what you need to do, bro. You need to mind your business, bro. You need to mind your business, bro. I'm gonna be free. It wasn't the fact that I wasn't in class. It's just I had class with like class clowns. And bro, like, bro, I was a class Clown, too. So, bro, at Wilson, bro, they used to put us in, bro. This. Oh, my God, bro. Freshman academy, bro. First of all, I flunk algebra. Ms. Sprawl. You could have did me better than what you did me. You feel what I'm saying? And I had to go to summer school my ninth grade year for two points. Oh, man. Boy, I'm still scarred from that, boy. Real talk, boy. Cause I felt stupid. So then after that, bro, mind you, I ain't flunk nothing but like, freshman academy math. Boy, please, man, hell no. I knew that school wasn't for me, boy. I went to Tech. Probably. I went to Tech after high school. Probably. Like, I went long enough to get that refund check, and I quit that. I'm gonna just be real with y' all, bro. That school ain't for everybody, bro. [00:36:36] Speaker B: Nicknik said, as long as you can read, count money, that's all you really need. [00:36:41] Speaker A: I guarantee you. But I count that chicken. [00:36:42] Speaker B: We don't use nothing else they taught. [00:36:44] Speaker A: Breaking up. Oh, I wish my mama would call me right now. 13, 15 years later, I graduated 2011. Girl, you better not be talking to me about no, I did in high school. You gave me. First of all, Ho ho ho ho. Who remember me in high school? Y' all remember the I used to go through? Do you know what my first car was? I had a Dodge Caravan I had. I was driving the van. School, the white van. Talk to me now. Cause I know a lot of y' all remember. Cause y' all used to have bubble shabby box shabbies, crown bigs. My mama wasn't giving me that. I went and got her a new car and gave me the van. And I drove that till the wheel fell off. That I ain't give a. I went to senior cut day as a junior, bro. With the senior cut day as a junior. And guess what happened to me, bro? The car broke down. Jesus Christ. That was the hardest conversation I ever had to have. My mama. I don't give a. About having a baby, getting locked up, none of that. [00:37:51] Speaker B: Your mama said you had a way there, though. Don't play. [00:37:59] Speaker A: Come on. Who the don't remember that van? Who the don't remember me folding them seats back? And you get your ass bust up in that. That was the wagon right there. That's why I used to call that the wagon. You know what I'm saying? What I'm saying, like, hey, yeah. No, if you know, you know, you fear me. Like, you got to make the best out your situations to it. I remember Used to clown me about that, bro. Oh, bro, why you. Why you driving the van? Why you ain't got a car? Why your mama send you here on the bus? You gonna make me feel bad. What's up playing with me, boy? Like, boy, my man love me, boy. This is what we could do, you know what I'm saying? Like, y' all just try to climb me, bro, you drive a bag my mama showed me from a young age. If you ain't gonna work for it, I ain't got it for you. You ain't about to buy you no new car, you ain't got no job or you know what I'm saying? Like my man reward me for no. That's why as a grown man, bro, I'm out. This going to get it right now. Ask my mom how many times I call her and ask her for some. Oh, I ain't called my mama could call me and ask me, but that just. You know what I'm saying? Like I. I understand it now. Back then I couldn't understand that, bro. Dodge Caravan. Boy, my mama ruined my social life sometimes, boy. Like I remember. But I. Well, listen, y' all used to be broke, couldn't buy no pizza and used to drive like, clown me by the van. And you riding the hot ass bus with the window down on that girl. Yeah, man, somebody who don't remember that, man. That was funny, bro. Garrison, you wasn't driving to school, you know what I'm saying? Like you tomorrow driving a deep breathing. What did your ass used to drive to school? Talk to me now. Cause I know you ain't about to talk about no 98 something your mama gave you. Oh, okay. You feel me? Y' all in Darlington wasn't driving being for real. I' ma just be real. Y' all was the type of who will pile up like Mexicans in the car and come to the basketball game ready to jump something, boy, stop playing, bro. Your ass from Darlington County. It was probably only five of y' all with the car and it'd be it like that right now. She told you it tell me you had the magic school bus. I'm. Yeah, I bet y' all would have had your ass in it, though. Hey, yo, I already had her ass up in that, though. I remember your mama did play. Listen, bro, listen. I don't think y' all understand my mama. I got one of the mamas for real. One of them black mamas y' all be talking about. I had the mama who I ain't needed no cell phone I could be outside playing basketball all the way around the block. My mom. I could hear my mama voice from her standing on that. On that porch, calling my name. You think she was embarrassed to sit there and holler Jeremy until she see me? No, not Kim. Boy, please. Boy, you can hear that, bro. You know how embarrassing that is? You be hooping and you hear your mama, Jeremy. What a big mob. No, I told her. I ain't had to tell you. I bet y had your ass up in there, though. Word, boy, please. I still was the man. What kind of car you had? I dare you to tell me what kind of car you had, because I know it went worth the. And listen, you know what funny about this? This Dodge Caravan. Half of y' all used to want to be in there. Now tell me I'm lying, twin. Tell me online. Okay, you feed me. I used to swear I. I was the one to swear them to pass right quick, get a hot dog. Y' all couldn't do that. You talking about so my mama embarrassed me in front of the whole class. Jack me up in the hallway wearing with earring and came out. No, hey, listen. I don't think I understand. I got my ass whooping kindergarten, too. I smoke a lot of weed. Like, I don't remember a lot of from, like, younger days, but I remember that. I'm talking my mama come to send the day. Pull my pants down in front the whole classroom. What y' all parents used to get out of that? Y' all black parents. That's old as hell now. What y' all used to get out? The beating your kids in front of the whole classroom. I wish they had that DS like they had going on, huh? My mom went there, touched me how she used to touch me. Well, my mom used to goddamn square up on me and get the dang like, boy, when I got too big for the belt. My mom used to. All right, yeah, put real hands on me. But she want to sit here talking about how I'm raised, talking about the OA Impala ss. Man, stop lying, boy. That was shaking like a. I. I graduated in 2011, bro. So you telling me you had the 08 Impala SS Garrison, go to hell. Please go to hell. Please go to hell. You ain't had that car. That was just certain days. Your people let you drive that car because they ain't felt like taking your black ass to school. Like this was Garrison's 08 Impala SS. Because it wasn't. It wasn't. Stop it. Stop lying. Use a. Use a Liar. Your ass is from Darlington County. Where your mom and them used to work at. This I could tell if you lying right now. Where your mom and you used to work at? You know what I'm saying? Like where your mom used to work at. Look at Ellis big black ass talking about he did what your ass used to drive. Nothing. Y' all at Darlington county is not about to sit here and get on my. And act like y' all ass just was goddamn out here just whipping the best. Oh it. What you whipping now? I bet y' all drive. Let's race. Let's race now. Let's line this up right now. How about that? I'm about to get on y' all ass. I bet you don't want to race now. I bet you want to put that Impala SS beside me right now. Because this ain't no Camry driver right here that you talking to. You feel me? No, for real, Garrison. Go to hell, bro. You talking about what year. What year was you in high school? The. I don't know. Stop playing with me, bro. That why I be talking about what y' all throwing to, bro. Somebody can't get mad your mama gave you a stink ass. Man. You got the stank ass SS Impala. You ain't wanted that. That's what you just had to drive. You're telling me you woke up in one of the SS Impala. Shut the up. Stop lying, boy. That probably would get up and you ain't getting no oil change in that in there that probably couldn't even got down. Stop playing now. Yeah, take a shot to that. Acting like goddamn and I was best dressed in that Dodge Caravan. The y' all jerk talking about. Cause you was a jerk, boy. I ain't my mom and them on my uncles. My. My uncle. You sell drugs. I would never want them jerk ass. You talking about this hopping out the 08. The 08 Impala SS and ain't driving it fast. Scary. Take a shot. Come on. They got me a Mustang. That V4 Mustang that wasn't doing that. Yeah, you talk about. Hey, you know what's crazy, bro? Y' all boys had better calls than me. And I guarantee you I more than you in that Caravan. Seriously. Like no even like not even like no dead ass like quality too. And y' all just not starting to look like something so. You was ugly as hell back in the day. I ain't give a damn what you drove. I know for a fact Ellis was ugly. I ain't gonna hold you, boy. For real, bro. Real Bro, somebody had the room on wheels. All right, Mustang ass. You ain't getting no coochie in there. How much you had a Mustang, at least. I'll tell you at least. I don't know about y' all, but I used to fold the seat back in that and get to work. I don't know what y' all talking about. Third row, who? Second row, who? Honestly and get the. Whoa, whoa. You talking about. That ain't stopped me from. That's what's so crazy. You could have had the SS Impala. You could have had the nice Mustang. And you still. We still the same. And I got a band, so who really winning? We're not even supposed to be on the same caliber, wearing the same clothes, talking to the same hoes. You feel me? Because if my mama gave me a. Like how them used to come through Wilson, y' all. Old ass, who used to be out of school, coming through Wilson with the big rims and. Oh, boy, please. We wouldn't even be talking about that right now. I just had to work for my. I still got it, man. That raggedy. As if you still got that car. You talk about the raggedy Mustang. He said, boy, you funny as I know. For a chill, bro, I had the room on wheels. I did have the room on wheels. [00:48:09] Speaker B: Your mama said. That's why I never rode in it after you got it. [00:48:14] Speaker A: I wasn't gonna let you ride in it. It wasn't my choice. You ain't getting in my car. That used to smell like weed more than. Damn. I'm almost talking about word gas. [00:48:28] Speaker B: Talking about. I bet it smelled just like Pat's in the back. [00:48:32] Speaker A: I bet it smell like pet. Matter of fact, what Darlington county had, y' all ain't had. You ain't got no pets. You ain't had no Walmart over there at the time, y' all. Damn. They had no Circle K. What was you doing on lunch and your OAS Impala? Because if I'm not mistaken, bro, in high school, we used to talk to the same. If I'm not mistaken, you know what I'm saying? Okay, I'll just make it show. Because I think that's how we met. Is that not how we met, bro? I'm talking to the same woman. Same girl. Okay? Because I was still. Oh, I was still that band driver till. Matter of fact, I ain't got no car until if I graduate 2011. Mind you, I graduated in June, got locked up in February, so I probably had my car about six months. [00:49:27] Speaker B: Hey, you gotta Gotta comment off of YouTube. You want to show your ass and be a class clown? I'm gonna beat your ass in front of. That's laughing, man. Show them. But I don't play that clown in kindergarten, though. [00:49:42] Speaker A: Like, in kindergarten. What did I get out of that? You'll beat my ass in kindergarten like that, bro. Hey, hold that down. Nah, hold that. Oh, nah. Cause I think that's how we met. We was dealing with the same woman, you know what I'm saying? Like, and if I ain't mistaken, I was the one that kind of like, bra, chill, bro. So the with the van was the one that was like bride cheer, bro. That's your Brian wanna, bro. She good. We good. Tell me online, though, but you got an 8Ss Impala, okay? Christ. It did, bro. It did go down like that on the side of them Harold's house in tall loads, bro. And I was still driving the van then, too. You walk up over here and say, well, you don't talk to her no more, bro. And we grown now. Bless this, like 10 years old. We was a little tender back then, bro. So, like, what? You walk up on me and say, bro, oh, all right, go ahead. No, you know what I'm saying. One thing about it, I ain't used to get into it with y' all Darlington niggas about no one, because y' all Darlington be the one put your hands on the women y' all beat up. Y' all beat them women up. I don't know what be wrong with y' all darling sneakers, boy. I don't even be wanting to talk to no woman who then dealt with somebody from Darlington. But what be wrong with y' all not saying from foreign don't beat up girls. But y' all from Darlington be beating women up. What be wrong with y' all then? What be so crazy? The craziest part is they come back. Oh, God. Boy, I know a from Darlington, Brian calling no names, bro. I know this ain't nothing known but for beating up. And don't be held in this accountable for now. Y' all just think he's the funniest in the world, bro. I'll just be like, boy, these at Darlington is wild. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, Daughter county always been his own world. And listen, bro, next week, right, I'm gonna add you to this. You feel me? And we only got a couple minutes left. Hey, I got 20, V. I got 20 versus ones coming up, too now for the girls and the boys. Fellas, I guarantee you, I Got some. That you gonna want to be in the building for. For one, you need to be able to talk. If you ain't know if you a. That just like to swipe up on stories or you see a girl outside, then you like. You wait till you get home to inbox her and be like, oh, I saw her. This ain't for you. You got to have some r. What you should. [00:53:03] Speaker B: What you should do is drop. Drop a photo on your social. [00:53:07] Speaker A: Tell my other girl. Yeah, I am, cuz I ain't even announced the date yet, okay? I'm saying I just got the woman that I know, bro. Listen, I guarantee you this will be something that you want to talk to. And I'm only reason why I ain't saying that yet, because I'm trying to set it up the way either I'm gonna do a cash prize or I'mma do like, bro, you just. You just take her out on the date to some way. You know what I'm saying? [00:53:30] Speaker B: That's paid for. [00:53:31] Speaker A: That's already paid for, bro. You rizza. You know what I'm saying? And the same thing, ladies, I got a. That I know y' all want. It ain't Xavier Leggett, because I know that's what y' all want me to do. I ain't even doing bro like that because half y' all. Y' all be 40 and. And feeding over. Over my dog, bro. And. But y' all get on us about the age difference. I just seen y' all old salivating over this too. But it ain't him. It's somebody in our age group. And I guarantee you gonna wanna. Because I already did. You know, I guarantee you, though. I guarantee you I got something for the ladies and the men. So with that being said in the next two weeks, bro, I'm gonna drop a flyer and we just gonna get with it. I need you to come pop your fella. I mean, ladies, I need you to come pop your. You know what I'm saying? On the same live. You feel me? Like, bro, we gonna go crazy. I promise you. It's just for content, though. You know what I'm saying? Like he said, hey, I'm from Darling. I ain't even from Darlington. I know who you talking about. I know you do. I know you do, bro. Hey, I ain't from Darlington either. Somebody. I know exactly who you talking about, bro. Y' all might be thinking, I know who I'm talking about, but it probably ain't because I don't want none of them ass to feel like they can go down, come at me in a certain type of way, because I. I just do tattoos. I hurt you, and I'm going home to kiss my baby. So, like, we ain't even gonna get in all that. You know what I'm saying? Like, but if you think, you know, you might be, do. You might be. Don't, though. You know what I'm saying? Either way, he a ass. I ain't never put my hands on a woman. You put your hands on the woman, you ain't point blank, period. And you ain't out here fighting. No. Yeah, you a. You a ass. That just. That's just me, though. You know, I don't even be hanging around no. That be. I' ma be real. The probably got some friends that I don't like. Cause y' all be got now thinking this all cool. Kiki. Kiki. I can't stand y' all ass. Y' all need to hold. Hold accountable, bro. Be broken, beating on. I don't like like that. [00:55:43] Speaker B: Damn. Damn. [00:55:44] Speaker A: That's a double whammy in it. Oh, okay. I ain't never touch a woman. Not in the way she ain't want to be touched. What be wrong with y' all? You want your woman to be scared of you? You a. He was a ass boy. Whole ass, pussy, ass, ass nigga, you know, saying. Yeah. I'm bringing you on here this week, though, Garrison, swear to God. Because we're gonna talk about this story now. [00:56:13] Speaker B: Gonna be in studio. [00:56:15] Speaker A: I might just do a little live, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Hey, how much time we got left? One minute. All right. Shouts up, y' all, we out this. You know what I'm saying? I appreciate y' all for making the work with me. We had the fun podcast, you know what I'm saying? Like, both videos gonna be. Did I say both videos? That hoodie on me. Both links gonna be up. YouTube and podcast out. [00:56:39] Speaker B: Yeah, the podcast dropped Thursday. YouTube's already up, man. We've been live, man. Been live on YouTube. [00:56:45] Speaker A: Okay. [00:56:46] Speaker B: Been live on YouTube already. [00:56:47] Speaker A: So down to it, you know what I'm saying? [00:56:50] Speaker B: Those who don't do it, before I. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Get up out this, I'm gonna take a shot. God damn. But anyway, man, you've been. You've been tuned to another episode of Peas and Power podcast with your boy Jay with the ink. And I appreciate you all for tapping in, man. We back next week, man. Peace.