Freaky Ass Mike

[00:00:00] Speaker A: Foreign. What's happening? Good evening, man. Back to you live with another episode of Peas in the Park Podcast. This your favorite podcast host, your boy Jay with the ink. Hey, man, I've been waiting on y' all, man. What's happening? I love Tuesdays, bro. Tuesdays who's just like my vibe now, you feel me? Got my boy Yoshi in the background, man. He's gonna help me out today, man. Of course. No co host. I think. I think we better off like this, though. [00:00:36] Speaker B: Yeah, Well, I mean, if you want to get on the live, man, just hit us up. Just put it in the comments. We'll go ahead and send you a link and you can hop on. [00:00:43] Speaker A: Hell, yeah. Oh, yeah. I kind of got. I kind of got me a little something we're gonna. We're gonna start off with, you know what I'm saying? You know, we always go out the comments, you know what I'm saying? Hope everybody had the great Memorial Day weekend, you know what I'm saying? First thing, we can start off, like, if your partner ain't with the bike week, man, you need to clap it up. If your partner wasn't down there bike week, with the foolishness and the shenanigans, because that wasn't up, but the devil's playground, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, let's give a round of applause for it, man, because, you know, it's. It's hard out here. Hell yeah. Hell, yeah, man. Yoshi, man, what's up, man? Talk to me. How we doing, man? [00:01:31] Speaker B: I'm good, man. Week been good shooting. Chilling out with you, my boy. [00:01:37] Speaker A: Hey, I can't. I can't see who joined the live on my. On the stream screen. So, like, what I need y' all to do is share the live. When you come in, drop a little comment, you know what I'm saying? I'm acknowledging. I appreciate everybody for tapping in. Like my boy Yosha said at the beginning, man, we on episode number four. [00:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah, man. Back at it again. [00:02:02] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Now what we doing? We only have five. [00:02:07] Speaker B: We only have five, man. [00:02:08] Speaker A: Damn, bro. [00:02:09] Speaker B: We're a little late. About 15 minutes late on it, though. [00:02:11] Speaker A: We. 15 minutes. We late. We lay the. To be exact. You know how that go. Hey, listen, so I was trying to wait till we get to, like, 10 to get started, but we at 8. I ain't got time to be wasting. [00:02:25] Speaker B: Hey, fired up. [00:02:25] Speaker A: I got 55 minutes left. Already fired up. You know what I'm saying? So my question for y' all today is to start things Off. Could you talk to somebody who, you know, one of your friends talked to or used to deal with? [00:02:42] Speaker B: It depends. [00:02:43] Speaker A: Especially. I can understand that it depends it. [00:02:48] Speaker B: Because like, was they, like, was they serious? [00:02:53] Speaker A: I mean. But is that for you to decide though? That's the thing. [00:02:57] Speaker B: That's a tough question. That is a tough question. [00:03:01] Speaker A: That's the thing. No, I, I, I, I don't, you know, like, see, but I done, I. [00:03:08] Speaker B: Done been in some situations where like, you know, if you, if you an eligible bachelor, whatever, and you dealing with somebody, like a lot of times the homegirl will hit you up. [00:03:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:03:22] Speaker B: The home girl hit you up and. [00:03:23] Speaker A: This, I'm be honest with you. I'm be real with you, like for, from a man's perspective, bro. Like, I don't know, bro, it kind of different, you know, it's a double edged sword with men and what we do versus women, you know what I'm saying? Like, so I just, me personally, bro, I can't deal with nobody who I knew, like my, my, my partner didn't talk to or like family they dealt with, you know what I'm saying? Like, especially like if they ain't threw you the alley oop, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, bro, that's just a bop. I ain't on that with them, you know what I'm saying? Bro, I don't think that really for you to kind of like decide whether or not that somebody was serious in this situation, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, it's been plenty of people, bro, who fake their feelings, you know what I'm saying? You might ask about a female bro, might be like, oh yeah, brain. Nothing like that, you know what I'm saying? Trying to hide his emotion, bro, but y' all better start doing that. Why? [00:04:17] Speaker B: Then they end up hurt. [00:04:18] Speaker A: Hurt? Yeah, Me personally did it. Damn. I don't know what's going on with my words today, man. We're gonna get together though. I got to get some more Julio in me. [00:04:27] Speaker B: That might be it. [00:04:28] Speaker A: Me personally, I would not deal with somebody who like, you know, my K folk or my partners didn't talk to. It's just too many people out here in the world, man. I don't feel the need to kind of like run behind somebody behind somebody. [00:04:44] Speaker B: What if they ain't smashed though? [00:04:49] Speaker A: It's, it's, it's 20, 25. They smash. [00:04:51] Speaker B: I'm just saying if they didn't, if. [00:04:53] Speaker A: They didn't, if they didn't smash, right? For whatever reason, if they didn't smash. [00:04:58] Speaker B: They kicked it for like two, three weeks. [00:05:00] Speaker A: But he had feelings, though. [00:05:02] Speaker B: Did he have feel? That's what I'm saying. If you. If you like, yo, oh, girl, hit me up. [00:05:05] Speaker A: What was that? [00:05:06] Speaker B: Just like, so you're saying, like, he done said to you, yo, I got some feelings for her, though. She. You know. [00:05:15] Speaker A: Who your dog is. Like, like, serious block and see that go down to another thing about, like, you better post your. Like, something. Do something. You know what I'm saying? Like. Cause what I'm supposed to do, just guess not. [00:05:28] Speaker B: But if we. But if you my homeboy, like, you would know. [00:05:33] Speaker A: Hell no. [00:05:34] Speaker B: No, you would know, like, if you my boy. Like, yeah, like, for me, because, like, with my circle, if I'm dealing with somebody and they're important enough to be around my circle, my circle. No, that's respect. [00:05:47] Speaker A: That's respect. [00:05:48] Speaker B: So it wouldn't be any random on. On social media. Ain't really gonna be a thing to me. [00:05:56] Speaker A: You know, if your boy really rocking. [00:05:58] Speaker B: Yeah, you know, if your boy really rocking, like, you. You were right on that. Like, you'll know just from the. From the way that he interact or what he talk about her. Hell, if he bring her around. [00:06:09] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. No, once he bring her around, you. [00:06:12] Speaker B: Know, he locked in. [00:06:13] Speaker A: Yeah, be out of pocket, bro. To do anything about some bro and then be the type of. I kind of like, I. I stay away from. Like, if you can't really. Like, if you'll do anything about some. Like, you'll go outside your norm. You'll. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's cool. Mr. P, what's happening? I got my boy Pastor P in the building today. Hey, man, I love is the plot of it. [00:06:43] Speaker B: Yeah, he cool now. [00:06:44] Speaker A: Mrs. Blather. [00:06:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:06:46] Speaker A: Forever in my hearts, man, I love them to death. Okay, we can't how they introduce them. Hey, but listen, bro, you know how many situations, like, you don't introduce. [00:06:58] Speaker B: True. [00:06:59] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Like. [00:07:00] Speaker B: Like, that's how you. But that's how you know that they ain't all in. [00:07:05] Speaker A: I mean, not necessarily, bro. [00:07:08] Speaker B: If they introduce you, like, if we always hang out and we cool or whatever and like, I never see this chick. If you in my circle, we done had events. Like, you ain't never seen the girl. [00:07:22] Speaker A: At all. [00:07:25] Speaker B: Then you're not serious about now. If I seen her. Like, we didn't have events. Like, we don't have stuff. Like, we had gathered Car nights or whatever. And you don't brought her through because you, you know, a lot of times you bring your lady through the stuff like that. If she important, bro, these be too. [00:07:38] Speaker A: These be so tough and like. [00:07:40] Speaker B: But then again, I got a partner that bring. I got a partner that bring his girl. Whatever girl he dealing with, she coming to whatever he coming to, bro. [00:07:49] Speaker A: Got to stop doing that. Cause, like, bro, if you ain't really trying to, like, push that type of energy on that woman, bro, she gonna, you know, like. [00:07:58] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:07:59] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, that's. That's like. That's real life doing relationship and don't want to be in a relationship. But I don't just bring around people around my mama, friends, my kid. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm very adamant on the. Like that. You know what I'm saying? So. But yeah, I don't know. Hey. Hey, Keys. Well, them boys out here got down, going out crazy about some coochie. But real talk, it's certain. Who I know is, like, very active with their wee wee. That would not touch nothing. Nothing, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, wait, hold on. [00:08:40] Speaker B: Scroll back down. [00:08:41] Speaker A: He said he got to see who got the most hole. [00:08:43] Speaker B: But you gotta know how your boy act. [00:08:46] Speaker A: Hey, I mean, bro, that's like. That's delicate right there, bro. Cause, you know, be switched up, man. Be this be tweaked up, man. [00:08:59] Speaker B: Gotta see who got the most holes that. [00:09:01] Speaker A: Oh, hey, listen, them games right there is for little ass boys. I don't play no tight games, og. We was a high school bro. One that got there 50. No. Well, please. [00:09:14] Speaker B: One. One is a headache. [00:09:15] Speaker A: I can't handle one. One is a headache, you know what I'm saying? Like, then you got. Bro, they might have their menstrual at the same time. All of them got them out of whack upset. You ain't got no positivity, bro. Then all of them have their own little personality. All of them have. They. I just can't deal with all that. I can't do it. I used to be. I used to be that man who wanted all the old, bro. I get the hoes back. Yeah, bro. No, no. I just pass you to my homeboy. I'm the type of. Where I just like female company, bro. So, like this. We ain't got the. We could just have. You know what I'm saying? Chillax, smoke some gas. Like, hey, Ellis boy, you. You a slick one. Hey, man, shout out, man. We live, man. Peas in the park, man. We outside, you know what I'm saying? What Trenton say? [00:10:15] Speaker B: Trenton? Can't he swear to God? Oh, let me go back. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Yeah, he must be. Hey, hey, listen. One wrong name. One wrong name and I am good. Like, I swear to God, if I see that liking, you know how like you might go to solid page, scroll through a couple little pictures. Let me see that. Like it more than four, five of them? Hell no, it's not that I saw. Ain't trying to get in your business to know like, you know what I'm saying? Like who you like, you know what I'm saying? Especially before me, because really before me don't even matter. [00:10:53] Speaker B: Don't even matter, you know what I'm saying? [00:10:55] Speaker A: Like you. You a sucker ass. You out here asking the girl. They body count, bro. We like I'm 32. The wrong 32 y give you the wrong number. Boy, you gonna be sick. The wrong one give you the wrong number. Boy, you gonna be sick. It gonna be all type of questions pop up in your head, bro. And then not only that, they be knowing that too, bro. So they might lie, you know what I'm saying? Like you, you grown as hell out here still asking them girls how many you and get your insecure ass on, man. Stop that insecure Twitter, you feel me? Like, hey, I ain't got nothing to do with that long as long as I ain't here. You got like no herpes or nothing like that, bro. We good, you know what I'm saying? Wait, I'll just be a little bit too outside, man. That would. [00:11:52] Speaker B: They want to be, though. Everybody want to be outside. [00:11:56] Speaker A: Everybody want to be outside, man. Everybody want to be outside. Summertime coming up, bro. Just let them go. If they want to be outside, let them go. Please. Don't. Don't you stress yourself, man. You go around. Hey, it's a lot of you can't control in this world. And what somebody do is one of. [00:12:18] Speaker B: Them control what you can control, you. [00:12:20] Speaker A: Know what I'm saying? Because me personally, I'm just this Julio smoke a little bit of goddamn, you know what I'm saying? Hit that reefer a little bit, you know what I'm saying? What do you say? [00:12:36] Speaker B: I'm inside. I'm put up. [00:12:38] Speaker A: Hey, bro, I'm inside. I'm put up too. That. Let him fly that, bro. [00:12:46] Speaker B: Oh, Trenton said something. [00:12:51] Speaker A: Everybody want to be outside. Have a. Well, you too loud. You're too loud. Cause listen, bro. Hey, listen, bro. I'm old now, bro. I. I didn't been. I didn't been outside a whole lot, you know what I'm saying? Like, and outside aiding no more, man. Like, it kind of smooth to just find you something that you could just relax with, kick it with, build something genuine with, bro. And you know, it is what it is, boy. These now ain't got nothing but use pussy and STDs for you. It's just real it out here without too but, you know, dick and bubblegum, you know what I'm saying? Broke ass. Them keep what? Keep some weed. Oh, God. [00:13:49] Speaker B: How. How Sway? [00:13:51] Speaker A: Huh? I said how you talking about how keep weed? Them got down, have the newest sneakers. And bro and you know, don't got the essential that they need on, you know what I'm saying? Like. [00:14:08] Speaker B: That'S a badass step kids. [00:14:10] Speaker A: Badass stuck here, boy. Listen, boy. Hey, and listen. That what I was saying about last week about that step kid. Like, you know, it's cool. Me personally, I wouldn't deal with a woman over two kids, you know what I'm saying? Like, not saying nothing wrong with nobody who got more than two kids. But that's just me personally, you know what I'm saying? And. But y' all for strong to goddamn take on these step kids. And they got no kids of your own. Then you make it plural as hell. Like, you don't make it singular. You don't got. You ain't just winning. Hit a girl with one child. You, you, you. You got to get two. Three of them things. Use a strong, yo, super strong, man. Hell yeah, bro. It's like. It's like a chill. Last Tuesday, though, man, we ain't really doing too much, you know what I'm saying? Y' all could drop some topics too, man. You want to join the live, you know what I'm saying? Get on the live. Send the request, man. You know what I'm saying? Oh, boy. Hey, man, hey, hey. I know some like that, bro. And all I say is your ass is strong, bro. Like you. You muscle built like you. You body build the strong, bro. Cause like, I don't. I just don't know, bro. Like, I don't know what to say about like that. Then when the kids get older, the first thing they gonna hit you with is, you ain't my daddy. That hurt. You gonna hurt your stepdad. [00:15:48] Speaker B: Kill him. [00:15:49] Speaker A: That gonna hurt you, right? They step down, kill him. Hey, right, right, right. Hey, listen, right? So. So, cuz I can do two. Cause I got one. I really don't want you to have none. One is perfect, two is max, you know what I'm saying? And to the beautiful ladies with more than two kids, this ain't nothing against y' all. I ain't saying like nothing of the nature because you know how y' all like to twist, run with it and go out. But I ain't saying nothing in the nature, man. It's just my personal preference. That's just like y' all saying everybody don't like fat boys, you know what I'm saying? I just don't like a. With a lot of kids not saying we can't have fun, you know what I'm saying? Like, hey, man, you know, link up type, but. And some other like that. No cool. I'm sorry. But you know, people be wanting them big ass families, man. Real talk. Yeah, I gotta drop some comments, man. I'm gonna be bored for real, bro. We ain't even talking. [00:17:07] Speaker B: I was listening to a podcast and they had like a. A scenario and I'm trying to find a clip so I could play it and I want to get your response to it. [00:17:16] Speaker A: A scenario, bro? [00:17:17] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:18] Speaker A: Oh, no, here we go. [00:17:22] Speaker B: It was on Twitter and this podcast. I listened to his caution. [00:17:25] Speaker A: Hey, is it just me? Is this Julio getting spicier? [00:17:28] Speaker B: I think it's that a. I think it's just you, but you know, God. [00:17:35] Speaker A: Damn, that bitch starting to drink me. [00:17:43] Speaker B: All right. [00:17:44] Speaker A: Them deadbeat. Them deadbeat kids, other stepdaddies. Hey, hey, hey. No cap. Cause listen, I'm a deadbeat kid, you know what I'm saying? Like, well, my stepdaddy was the man around here. I called my stepdad my daddy. So like, it just depends. Every man not willing to take on that type of role, bro. Like, you just wanted that, bro, that's all. You know what I'm saying? Like, you ain't really like about to provide for that lady and all them kids. You really about to become another kid in her house. Just being honest because I don't know they right mind. Just. I want to lay up with a one more five chilling. You ain't got that many. N. No, not me. I'm not saying what everybody else can do, you know what I'm saying? Like me personally swear. [00:18:35] Speaker B: All right, we got a little. I don't found it. All right, so you're gonna have to use it. You're gonna have to grab a headphone real quick. The listeners gonna be able to. People on gonna be able to listen to it. So I really want to get everybody's reaction because this was crazy. When I listened to it, it's from the if you hadn't checked it out. It's the Shits and Gigs podcast. I' ma just play it real quick. [00:18:56] Speaker A: So let's talk about the whole damn dependent that what y' all like though? [00:19:01] Speaker C: Story slash dilemma? I recorded my wife cheating on me and I can't stop watching it. [00:19:07] Speaker A: Oh yeah, yeah, now I'm locked. [00:19:14] Speaker C: Yeah, now I'm lost. A couple weeks ago I decided to surprise my wife with the kid. Free night out. My parents live about an hour and a half away from us and I arranged for the kids to stay with them for the weekend. Usually when I go to my parents, I'm gone until later in the evening. We spent all day there and leave around dinner time. This time I was dropping off the kids and immediately going back home so I could surprise my wife and we can go out as soon as possible. And made reservations at a nice restaurant and was hoping to go to a few places for some drinks first. I left at 8:30 and was back in and was back in our house planning before 12:30. As I pulled up onto the street, I saw a truck parked in front of the house. I didn't recognize it. I assumed it was someone seeing the neighbor though, because it's not like it's not unusual for someone to park in front of our house. I parked a few houses away, thinking I would sneak into the house and surprise my wife. Instead of pulling into the driveway and going in through the garage, I went in through the basement door. I was as quiet as I could possibly be, but as soon as I walked in, I heard them making sounds on the floor above. [00:20:25] Speaker A: Oh my God. [00:20:26] Speaker C: When I would be on the floor. When I first heard it, I thought to my I thought she was just by herself, maybe having some personal time. I didn't want to interrupt her privacy or embarrass her, so I was just going to go back in the car and just go in the garage so she would know I was home. Then I heard a man's voice. I immediately felt sick. My heart felt like it was going to explode out of my chest. It's hard to describe how I felt in the moment I decided to go upstairs. I had no desire to confront them. I just wanted. I just wanted to see what was going on. I moved slowly and quietly and went up the stairs. My heart's really beating. [00:21:06] Speaker A: I'm not even. I'm not even joking. [00:21:08] Speaker C: My heart is literally beating on my chest. [00:21:09] Speaker A: I'm really locked in. [00:21:11] Speaker C: I moved slowly and quietly and went up the stairs. The door was halfway open. The kitchen was empty, but I could tell they were in. I could tell they were in the living room. It was obvious what was going on at this point by the sounds. There was no way for me to look in the living room without me being seen. I pulled up my phone and opened the camera. I put my phone just around the corner. I. I could see my wife with a man I didn't recognize. I won't go into detail on what they were doing, but I think you can figure it out. I started recording it. I was thinking that I need to record it. I need a record of it for whatever I decide to do with it in the future. I just stood there in the kitchen watching this all unfold on my phone screen. I felt like I could just scream at any moment, but for some reason, I just froze completely. This went on for several minutes. Oh my God. He finally jumped off him and made a comment about going to the bedroom and they went upstairs. She even made a comment about how much time they had left. I walked into the living room and found the guy's pants. I took his wallet out and took pictures of his driver's license. I know his name and his address. I've never met him. I have no idea how he knows my wife either. Just because your name is Chad doesn't mean your logo has to be cookie cutter. [00:22:31] Speaker A: Simply type in your name. Industry. [00:22:33] Speaker B: There we go. [00:22:34] Speaker C: I left the house the same way. I went back to my car and cried like the pathetic man I am. I decided to watch the video to make sure I recorded it. I watched it all. I sat in my car for at least half an hour. I couldn't drive to my parents and get my kids as I had to explain why. I decided that I would pull in the driveway, open the garage, and just pretend like I was there to surprise her. I took my time getting into the house. I made a lot of noise. When I saw. When I saw her, she was very flustered, asking me why I was home. Etc. She was in a robe and she said she was just getting ready for a bath. I told her about my plans and she seemed excited. She poured us up. She poured us both a glass of wine and. And she said we should pre game before getting ready. I don't think I talked very much. She took me into the living room. I'm not proud of what I let happen. I'm gonna. I'm gonna read this bit slowly. [00:23:32] Speaker A: Stop. [00:23:33] Speaker C: She took me into the living room. I'm not proud of what I let happen. I could faintly see the guy sneaking downstairs, going into the basement. But I didn't say anything or do anything. I just let my wife continue doing what she was doing to me. [00:23:48] Speaker A: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He was getting top from his misses and then he saw next man walk out of his yard, and he just. [00:24:00] Speaker C: Sat there and just took it. [00:24:04] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:24:06] Speaker C: Since that day. Since that day, I've watched this video of her repeatedly. I can't bring myself to make any decisions on what I should do next. She seems to know something is wrong with me because she's asked me a few times if I'm okay. I feel worth. [00:24:22] Speaker B: Jay, what are you doing? [00:24:24] Speaker A: Oh, my. I'm. Oh, I'm going to jail. [00:24:30] Speaker B: Tony said first 48, bruh. [00:24:33] Speaker A: So you mean to tell me, yo, not only did you catch your girl, you. Not only did you catch your wife, you. You caught her and you recorded it and you recorded. You had enough time go back outside and cry, get your car, pull back into the garage. She still wasn't done getting. No. Then she had the nerve and audacity to pour you some wine and give. [00:25:04] Speaker B: You some neck while the other slip out the dough and you what? [00:25:09] Speaker A: Hey. Hey. Shouted, boy. That like that. I don't want it. [00:25:13] Speaker B: Hey, first off, shouts out to shits and gigs. That's their podcast. I just want to make sure we give them credit for the. For the scenario. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Somebody y' all got some. Hey, I want y' all to start sending me stories like this and let me goddamn dissect these. Cause twin, did y' all not hear this? That got to be fake, bro. [00:25:36] Speaker B: Nah, he said he got it off Twitter. Like, if you listen to the rest of the show. He said he got it off Twitter, bro. [00:25:42] Speaker A: And it was your house. [00:25:44] Speaker B: And it was your house, and it was your house. [00:25:55] Speaker A: I'm swinging wild and too, boy. Hey, boy, you gonna have to call your brothers over here, boy. Cause I'm gonna beat they ass, too, for your whole ass, boy. Bro, did y' all not hear this and listen? [00:26:11] Speaker B: Then he said, he. Why he's watched it multiple times since then. Like, oh, my God. [00:26:18] Speaker A: I' ma throw it back even harder just because he watched. [00:26:22] Speaker B: No, she didn't know. Like, she didn't know that. That's the thing. [00:26:26] Speaker A: Then. Then this a good man. She didn't know, man. Who trying to do a kid free weekend for you. Yeah. [00:26:33] Speaker B: And then go take you out. I came back home like, yo, I'm gonna go ahead and. [00:26:38] Speaker A: Well, you know, one thing I Learned though. Y' all better stop surprising people. [00:26:45] Speaker B: You gonna be the one to get the surprise. [00:26:47] Speaker A: You want to take your girl some flowers home on lunch break or you just want to surprise Swiss cheese boy twist. I might even stab the ass. I might even hit them with that guy. Like what you telling me? Shout it in, boy. Hey, listen, so. So y' all can let me hear some other. First of all, you slack as for bringing that to the house anyway. I don't know what type of I am the way you feel like you can in the same house. Well that I'm raising my kids in. And that's why I'd be telling y' all. Y' all be oh, I pay 100 of the bills. You sharing the though you going 5050 on that. [00:27:37] Speaker B: Now what I can say is I agree with Michael here that top had to be good because for me, for me to be getting top from her noticing a creeping out knowing that she cheated on me. How do I stay hard with that? [00:27:48] Speaker A: I was just about to say how I even get hard. How do I even. [00:27:51] Speaker B: How I even. [00:27:52] Speaker A: I even getting hard. [00:27:53] Speaker B: My would be dental floss to her at that point. [00:27:56] Speaker A: You know that probably smell like hot dogs coming down there, bro. Oh, my God. But that been one for the ages right there, boy. I ain't gonna lie, bro. You catch your shouted tripping, bro. You catch yourself to cheating and she can sit your ass down and suck you up while the other sneak out the house. [00:28:22] Speaker B: And you see him sneaking out the house. [00:28:28] Speaker A: Now me, I'm bond to God there. Grab that head and just stick to that. That throwing up out her eyes. Boy, you got, boy. What that definitely a freak ass cuz over cuz. Boy, who about to sit there and watch that get especially you see her wise you sitting. You sitting there. Watch that woman do some she don't do with you straight acting in the way she don't react with you. [00:28:59] Speaker B: Yeah, like you don't even know who this is. You don't even know who this woman is. And then you think I'm gonna sit here and watch this? Like, literally, I would take the video bus in the room. Hey, man. Hey, hey. What we got going on here? [00:29:14] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. [00:29:16] Speaker B: Hey, neat meat depth. What's up, Nene? [00:29:18] Speaker A: Boy, she missed it. [00:29:21] Speaker B: She just got on, so I know she missed the scenario. [00:29:23] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. Like Russell, y' all could take a girl back after. After she cheated. [00:29:30] Speaker B: No, no, no, no way. Not even possible. [00:29:34] Speaker A: Okay. I'm just making sure. [00:29:35] Speaker B: Not even possible. [00:29:37] Speaker A: Like. Yeah, yeah, you different, bro. I don't even. [00:29:39] Speaker B: I just don't know how you kick. Like, just like Congress. [00:29:41] Speaker A: It ain't even got to be no Damn it even got to be no intercourse. Like just catching her, like, even being interested in something else. Oh, yeah, Donkey bones. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I am out. Cause you ain't gonna. You ain't got no boy, get the out my face energy or. [00:30:03] Speaker B: Nah. Yeah. [00:30:05] Speaker A: All right. It. I'm just. I'm just. I'm protect my piece, bro. I'm. I, I, I. I will really leave. [00:30:12] Speaker B: She made that forget about the moment mouth, stupid. [00:30:14] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. Do you know the type of person you got to be? You know the type of mouth she got to have just to get me. [00:30:20] Speaker B: To forget there is another sneaking out. [00:30:22] Speaker A: My house forgetting it. That do just to make the blood rush to the tip of it. And I just hear you get bust up. [00:30:29] Speaker B: And I heard you getting bust down. Well, you did to the point where you say, hey, we got to go. [00:30:34] Speaker A: To the room that like that. He like. He. He. He that way. That was. He had, like. He had, like, hearing his business. Because, boy, now he said he's been sick. [00:30:43] Speaker B: He been watching the videos sick. [00:30:45] Speaker A: So you can sit there and repeatedly relive it. [00:30:49] Speaker B: They say watch. The man said he watched that thing 10 days, 10 times a day. [00:30:52] Speaker A: I ain't gonna lie, bro. I'm out. It's a couple. Like, I never agree with a Putting his hands on a woman, bro, but you in a house that I'm paying the bill. [00:31:05] Speaker B: He'd have got off on that if he. If he snapped. He got off on that. He got off on that. If he snap, I would have beat her up. [00:31:11] Speaker A: I would have still been beating her up, like, right now. How long ago this was? This probably like a week ago. Y' all just been pulling me off that. But you got me up, boy. Hell, no. Hey, Nick, this the scenario, right? [00:31:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:31:29] Speaker A: Nick want this the scenario, bro. Basically, bro, surprised his wife with a kid, free weekend. He said, usually when he go drop his kid. Well, when he. Usually when he goes to his mama house to stay an hour and a half away, he stay for a little while. You know what I'm saying? Kick the. He won't be back till later on that night. But this time, he decided to drop the kids off and just shoot back to the crib. So when he get back home, he. His wife getting. Not only do he not hear his wife. Not only do he hear his wife getting. He records her getting Goes back in the car, goes back in the car to cry, comes back and makes a bunch of no yeah, I'm in here this come downstairs pour a glass of wine for one use. You use a ass a glass of wine make you she pulled two glasses of wine and get and commences to sucking his dick. So while he getting some head the other sneak from upstairs and he sees the sneaking from upstairs by his peripheral. I'm trying to figure out what type of dick she got. [00:32:40] Speaker B: Something I don't want something I ever. That's what she killed my dope. [00:32:45] Speaker A: Ever. Ever. [00:32:47] Speaker B: She sucked that stupid. [00:32:49] Speaker A: You told me to be a Christmas. It probably would have been 20, 27 before I got off that. What? Well on Jesus Christ. On Jesus Christ, bro. I'm sorry bro. Like it's he gay. He got to be gay. He got to be gay. That scenario. That's scenario I ain't even threw out there. But you know y' all like them gay ass man. Y' all like. Y' all like them boys a little bit. And look why. Why we got people on live right now. If you was a grown man, I don't give a if you was a little ass boy. If you anything if you got a swinging dick and you let that girl spit in your ass, you gay too though. You gay now I don't give a what you talk about if that girl. If you get your ass 8, you put your legs in the air for that girl to ride her tongue up and down your ass. Gabriel, should no man be getting eight at all? Nothing. Nothing. I don't even like no business. You're gonna eat dick. No, you gonna, you gonna. You're gonna suck this real sloppy, you know what I'm saying? [00:33:59] Speaker B: Ms. Hilton said a branch topic then a female in your family, like a cousin or sister called you crying in the car coming back from bike week with the same scenario. She catches her man cheating. What are you doing? But you just got out of jail doing a nine year bid. [00:34:16] Speaker A: What do you mean what I'm doing? I ain't about to beat up no cause you call him cheating. [00:34:22] Speaker B: Nah, I'm not. Not at all. [00:34:24] Speaker A: You better leave that ass play gay. Well, I swear to God, don't even be touching my ass. Don't even touch my ass. I don't know what these be having going on, bro. I don't what going on. I ain't scared to tell y' all though. If that girl spitting in your ass you gay. You, you, you, you, you got some thoughts about it. You. You questionable now I dare when y' all to hop on here, act like you ain't gay. I'm gonna read your ass like a book. Like how my granny used to say, I'm a rewriting. Erase your ass. You hop your ass on here, and that girl is spreading your ass. You is freaky, boy. You freaky hell, boy. You ready for prison, boy. I ain't gonna hold you. They better not. [00:35:19] Speaker B: They're not. [00:35:21] Speaker A: They better not. What you say? [00:35:24] Speaker B: Come on, man. I just made a post. [00:35:27] Speaker A: Hey, I see y' all talk about them who like to get their ass say. [00:35:33] Speaker B: I mean, did they comment back? Did they actually admit to it on the post? [00:35:39] Speaker A: I don't think they admit to it, bro. [00:35:42] Speaker B: But, like, some people were saying something like, oh, no. Was they defending it? [00:35:47] Speaker A: I ain't no, bro. I don't know, bro. One thing. One thing for sure. But I'll give y' all my whole name. One thing for sure about Jeremy Marquez Wilson. When them. When them. When them boys come out with their little fake pages and where they ready to expose around the city? Because you know what happened one. One time a year, once or twice a year, it comes out, they make a fake page and they expose the city. Who all y' all who sell drugs like to get your dick sucked? I ain't never coming up in that. I be adding them pages because I want to see. I want to know. Y' all need to be too tough, boy. I said one thing and blow a lot of covers. What? Hey, boy. Hey. Oh, incarcerated immediately. You hear me? Like, go ahead, lock me up, Twin. I might call police for me. [00:36:49] Speaker B: Yeah, that was a good one, man. I figured I. I listened to that today. I said, let me see what J going. [00:36:55] Speaker A: That was free K for. I'm be thinking about that all night, bro. Like. [00:37:02] Speaker B: Like, what would you do? [00:37:03] Speaker A: Talking about a lot of gay. Hey, yeah, yeah. You know who ain't listen? I even going as far as I put the thumb in that ass. I want to stick my dick in that bunky foot in that wide open. That's another way. That's another way you'll be able to tell. You mean to tell me sitting right here, she ain't bleeding or nothing? Even if she is bleeding, I'll put that in my hand. I ain't going to no ass you sign. You slacking, boy. Listen. What? You can't beat no gay rumor, bro. You cannot be the gay room. Talking about a gay room is like a RICO charge that works. That worse than that, Twin? Cause like, oh, boy, no way. Y' all get that horny boy. The way you would deal with a boy. No, now, listen, I don't want to get counseled. So if that what he choose to do, that what he choose to do, you know what I'm saying? Your preference is your preference. But what you say any want to me and my ass, this is what the experience. [00:38:17] Speaker B: Who said that? Not a water. [00:38:19] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, with that. With that goddamn. And listen, boy, I ain't never been interested, mind you, not like, I love ass, like, you know what I'm saying? I like to smack that. I like to lay on it. I like to just make it bounce up and down type, you know what I'm saying? I like to feel how heavy it is. But as far as, like, playing in it, I know what smell like, bro. So I don't be interested in, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I' ma just stick my dick in that boy. Boy, y' all is. Y' all is insane. But who wants things? That's what I'm saying. Like, and what if she on you? Oh, we throw the up. Oh, boy, listen, boy. Y' all boys better stop that boy. Y' all, boy. But hey, listen, boy, y' all a little bit too freaky for me. Boo. Y' all too freaky. Hey, y' all, y' all. That why I be saying, listen, I ain't that freaky, you know what I'm saying? Like, damn. [00:39:40] Speaker B: Nene said. I don't heard some. That like, getting on. I'm here to tell you right now. [00:39:47] Speaker A: Hey, look, there'll be the. That get on this and show all them racks, too, now. Oh, my God, bro. Y' all, y' all. And listen, this why I act the way I act, bro. This why I treat myself the way I treat myself. I know I'm a top tier, bro, because y' all be going through some. Y' all be going through some, bro. I'm not no punks. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, y' all. It ain't like that. But you. You feel what I'm saying, though? You feel what I'm saying? Like, what'd you say? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You don't believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, that's all you getting is the thong. After that, after that, we cool. I don't know what else you want me to do with that. You know what I'm saying? Like, I put a thumb in that room. Now, bunker bugger, that bit. You feel me? Like, but after putting that thumb in that room. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Ain'T Nothing else. [00:40:51] Speaker A: Hell nah, bro. How you just sit there and dick some boonky? Come on. I don't even want that. It's uncomfortable. You better. Hey, better man up. You talking about that man feeling freaky and he want to stick that thumb in his ass. That's all you get, you know what I'm saying? Just don't put the thumb in the room. That's it. That's all I want to do. And I barely do that, you know what I'm saying? Like my girl. Fine as I like to look her in her face when we got down, I ain't got to hit that from the back all the time, you know what I'm saying? So. [00:41:41] Speaker B: They went easy than like, bro, you want to. You want to me? Ah, I would go, hold on, hold. [00:41:47] Speaker A: On, hold on, hold on. Let's go back to that, bro. Go back to that bit, bro. [00:41:51] Speaker B: You want to me in in my ass any getting in the ass too damn strong. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Hey, look, I know somebody. I know somebody. Y' all. We know it, too. I hope she hop on the live, bro. You need. [00:42:12] Speaker B: Hey, let me know if you want. [00:42:13] Speaker A: To hop on the live. [00:42:14] Speaker B: We'll send you the link. [00:42:16] Speaker A: Say she like to give her that straight up. And this way, are you at the wrong house, you you at the wrong party, baby, because it can't going to no ass. I'm gonna tell you that straight up. I don't want nothing to do with that ass. You feel what I'm saying? Like I said, if I I stick a thumb in that after that, bro, lose me, lose me, bro. [00:42:42] Speaker B: They try and play like they missed it and put it in there by accident. [00:42:47] Speaker A: Well, you know, you went a little too high out that, boy. You know that pussy been at. Now, you know that pussy that. You know that pussy that, bro, you had to goddamn go in that room. [00:43:01] Speaker B: Oh, man, what up? All right, this is stupid funny, bro. [00:43:09] Speaker A: I'm telling you, bro, I'm not planning not Better go to hell. What the hell this house got to do with this, boy? Y' all ain't gonna have Helen on my acting a fool now. You know Helen don't play. Helen don't play, bro. Helen, they got her. Helena got her a man, bro. She ain't with y' all no more. You feel what I'm saying? It don't even be no more hell in the house around this. Y' all like that, though, man. Y' all like them boy like to play y' all ass then that want to stick his dick in your rump and Ain't got no car. I didn't want to stick his dick in your ass. They got no cowboy. Hey, they'll be the freakiest ass them who ain't got going on, boy. No, boy, I'm be real, bro. I've been here 32 years. I ain't never nobody in the ass, bro anal. No, not with the ink. [00:44:21] Speaker B: I'm cool, bro. [00:44:22] Speaker A: I'm cool on that one. I don't got to experiment that much in sex, bro. I know what I like. I know I feel good to me. And me personally going in some ass is not on the bucket list of mine, bro. [00:44:37] Speaker B: Take my side. [00:44:48] Speaker A: Why y' all is slack, boy. Who ain't. Who ain't got? Hey, listen. Cause that's all he got. That's all he got, bro. That's all he got that ain't worried about nothing else. That ain't got to worry about no bills that got kids. He ain't worrying about that. Ain't worrying about getting no car. That ain't worrying about more than the two pair of pants he got. He just gonna the out you. I' ma the out this. He already got you out wearing his homeboy clothes in them pictures anyway. [00:45:25] Speaker B: Standing in front of random car. [00:45:26] Speaker A: What did you say? They don't have nothing but time on their hands slip. Hey, don't tell me because guess what? You know how them I ain't. I ain't even like. I got two rounds in me. Who awesome Julio? I might be got three, but we gonna space that third one up. You know what I'm saying? But me you ain't about to this out of me, girl. I'm cool, boy. We ain't got to do all that. I've been a long time somebody be so carefree. Hey, listen. Didn't be them with no primary care doctor. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't know what he got. He just go pissing the cup, doggy. He think cause he pissing in the cup, he good. But you don't know what the traveling through your ass right now, boy. You know what I'm saying? Like. And that's why I'll be telling y' all, bro, like a them who be doing anything about some. I don't be. You know what I'm saying? When these combos come, I shut up. I didn't experience some. But it's because the woman wanted it for me. And no, I ain't never thought about no man. So. So, Mike, Mike. So you getting on this saying you'd have had your ass ate before? [00:46:46] Speaker B: No, I don't think. [00:46:49] Speaker A: I don't know so many words. It's so many words. No, no, no. [00:46:52] Speaker B: I think he probably say. I think. [00:46:55] Speaker A: Wait for the next comment. Wait for the next comment. Mike, I hope you saying you a in her room. [00:47:01] Speaker B: I'm thinking that's what he's saying if. [00:47:03] Speaker A: I hope that's what you saying, cuz. But listen, you know your yellow ass that came up here to say that. [00:47:21] Speaker B: Talking about. So that's what I grabbed dad grabbed from his comment. [00:47:25] Speaker A: That's a light skin ass. So Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. So you telling me that girl to lick your ass, bro? [00:47:33] Speaker B: I don't think that's it, man. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Y' all don't know boy. [00:47:37] Speaker B: Mike, man. So when get their ass legs in the air. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Oh my God. I don't want to read nothing else. Mike. I know. Well, you ain't hopping this and tell me that, bro. [00:47:50] Speaker B: I'm wa. [00:47:51] Speaker A: We. [00:47:51] Speaker B: He ain't got. [00:47:52] Speaker A: He a didn't. Oh my God, boy, I am in tears, boy. Hey, how do you even get your ass at what you lay on the stomach sniper style. Hey look, hey look. Oh, both rub. [00:48:23] Speaker B: Swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? Swallowed up have you ever been swallowed up? Swallowed up have you ever been swallowed up? [00:48:34] Speaker A: Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Hey, look, hey, look, bro. Hey, look, I'mma be real, right? At least I could be real and say I never look at your ass the same. Mike, Mike, Mike. Boy, that's some D ass right there, boy. [00:49:03] Speaker B: It was a him all night, man. Hey, he said the right from the boss to the ass quick. Swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? [00:49:19] Speaker A: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. [00:49:28] Speaker B: Oh, talking my son's his toes probably twisting up. [00:49:32] Speaker A: Well, I don't know about y' all, boy. With my ass hairy you might be then fed that with dinkleberry. That eating ass is sitting there like I hope so. [00:50:01] Speaker B: Oh, man. Hey, hey, man. [00:50:05] Speaker A: I ain't gonna lie, boy. I went red for that boy bite boy. Mike, I ain't gonna lie, bro. You light skin. [00:50:11] Speaker B: Amen. [00:50:12] Speaker A: You light skin, boy. That's some light skin that to say, boy. Boy, I wasn't ready, bro. I wasn't ready for that, bro. [00:50:23] Speaker B: That took me out, man. Took me out. Hold on. [00:50:25] Speaker A: I wasn't ready for that, bro. I got like eight minutes. Oh my God, bro. [00:50:31] Speaker B: Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:50:32] Speaker A: Oh, boy. I. Hey, listen, I lowkey can end episode on that one. Mike, Mike, boy, Mike, boy, you too grown for me. [00:50:50] Speaker B: He too advanced. [00:50:54] Speaker A: That. [00:50:55] Speaker B: Hey, he tapped Back in. [00:50:56] Speaker A: What you say? What you say, bro? [00:51:00] Speaker B: It ain't for me, bro, but, yeah, it happened. [00:51:02] Speaker A: No, it don't happen, bro. It don't happen, bro. It don't happen. [00:51:05] Speaker B: I don't want to hear me something thinking, damn sure she wild. [00:51:08] Speaker A: I want to know. I want to know what you was doing to let this get access to your ass. Cause where were you? Like, where. How was you laying? How did she go from the balls to your ass? That's why I don't like no sucking my balls. Break it off that let me know. [00:51:27] Speaker B: OG Bobby checked it. [00:51:30] Speaker A: Hey, Bobby. [00:51:35] Speaker B: We ain't. See, we ain't seen Bobby in a minute, huh? [00:51:39] Speaker A: Bobby, Bobby. Boy, that right there. That. I don't even got no words, bro. Oh, my God, bro. This say it wasn't. It wasn't supposed to happen. It ain't for me. You ain't. Oh, my God, bro. Yo. [00:52:12] Speaker B: Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, Jay Jay, on that note, man, we gotta get out of here, man. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Oh, my God, bro. Hey, bro, what the is wrong with y' all? [00:52:23] Speaker B: I'm about two seconds from my headache with y' all. [00:52:27] Speaker A: Bruh. Oh, my God. Hey, listen, man, that's what I've been telling y' all, bro. Peas in the pie is go. It's unfiltered, it's uncut. Bro, we can talk about anything on this, but that Michael Pompe boy. [00:52:44] Speaker B: Hey, got this. [00:52:53] Speaker A: I can't believe this. Had to get up and wipe his ass. [00:53:02] Speaker B: Talking about something. Please make Mike a special guest. [00:53:04] Speaker A: Oh, I got. I got to bring him on. I got to. Because that was too funny right there, boy. [00:53:11] Speaker B: Talking about. So, Mike, I just want to know, did she start out licking the gooch? [00:53:17] Speaker A: No. Look, because she went from the balls when she got up underneath them balls. I know. That was like. All right. No. [00:53:27] Speaker B: Did he just let it go because he knows he felt her moving? [00:53:30] Speaker A: I would have fart. You better back your ass up, bro. What the am I listening to, bro? [00:53:41] Speaker B: Oh, man. Hey. [00:53:42] Speaker A: Oh, man. Let's play my theme music, bro. I gotta get up out of here. [00:53:45] Speaker B: It's on, bro. It's on, bro. Go ahead. [00:53:47] Speaker A: Listen, man. [00:53:49] Speaker B: OG Talking got lost in the moment. [00:53:58] Speaker A: Bro. Hey, hey, man, y' all take a shot, man, and take a shot for Freaky Ass Mike, man. That's your new name, bro. I don't give a damn, bro. Your name. Freaky Ass Mike, boy. I ain't gonna lie, boy. And that's. And listen, then he was strong and confident enough to hop his ass on you like, bruh Wait, what about that? [00:54:22] Speaker B: Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, man. [00:54:26] Speaker A: Hey, listen, man. I'm up, man. I'm up. Play my thing. Music. This is a funny ass episode right here, boy. Y' all. Y' all think. And this, this is definitely a safe place, but we gonna make some content out your 100. We gonna be Scarborough. And listen, Mike. And you ain't told her to stop either, now, freaky ass six nine guys, bruh. Hey, listen, man, you was tuned in and this, man, it's your boy Jay with the ink, man. I hope y' all enjoyed the episode, man. Peace of the fire podcast, man. We back next week, man. Episode out Thursday. Y' all tap in peace like you freaky as Sat.